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  • Good God, check the game before you give an opinion. + there are games where you see more 'nudity'. + the internet is full with porn, what do you want, shut down the internet? + the actual 'sex' scene is, what, 1 min? and you see almost nothing more than a bare back O.o news people are dumb.

  • How dare you Halo 2 was not really graphic, unless you met the Flood or kept shooting dead bodies.... idiot.

  • Things I bet that wonders through people's minds.

    1. Why is it so hard for people to look at the rating system?

    2. Why is it so hard for parents to explain what real and make believe to there children?

    3. How do people become parents????

  • The media, especially FOX NEWS, needs to understand that videogames are an art form. They are not FUCKING JUST GAMES WITH PEW PEW PEW SHIT! ALSO, THIS IS NOTHING LIKE STAR WARS! CALLING THIS GAME INNAPROPRIATE WOULD BE LIKE CALLING THE STATUE OF DAVID INNAPROPRIATE!

  • Dude i have GTA4 and I'm 12

  • Wheres Lulzsec when you need them?

  • Three words - Fuck Fox News.

  • You're right it's up 2 the parents. Plus it doesn't show any nudity god of war 3 has a lot worst stuff with nudity and no1 is complaining about it and in uncharted 2 it shows 2 ppl getting in bed together what's the difference

  • my first game was halo for the original xbox and i was 7

  • DON'T PISS OFF GAMERS!!! WE WILL FUCKING BURY YOU!!!!!! like Cooper who was on before this clip.

  • holyshit. allthis for lovemaking sence, that does not even show anything else then couples kissing and huging. i dont know if its cultural gap, but in my country we dont have no proplem our kids knowing what sex is. kids have no intrest in it, and when they do start to have, we dont stop them. we educate our kids instead of keeping them in dark.

  • hahaha "se"xbox

    How clever fox news. I like how one love scene is seriously enough to piss off Fox News. Now like I can get GTA or Gears of War or something where there's tons of violence that's graphic. I can at least get that they want to warn parents with no clue. But....really? God forbid the children see a side ass

  • Here in the UK, it was rated by the BBFC as 12 or older. It shows how much the media affect opinon as it wasn't featured on the news here. I feel sorry for all you yanks having to watch incompentant arses voicing their opinon, because that's not news, it's ignorant opinon on subjects they know fuck all about affect public bias towards any subject.

  • lol your yelling quietly

  • ive played for 26+ hours WHERE is the sex? XD

  • @bornacriminal play it for another 4 hours and you will xD

  • even watching hardcore porn is better than watching fox news. seriously....

  • Fox News is nothing but a genetic mutation. An accident. Their lives are measured in stupidity and speaking loudly. Their extinction is inevitable.

  • OMG! Kille them with fire!

  • I have a suggestion for these critics. PLAY THE DAMB GAME!

  • Leave the video games alone. It's the only education we got.

  • Great video dude. Four people are stupid Fox News lovers.

  • Fox News isn't really this stupid - they just say this stuff because the people who watch them are.

  • The only people that watch fox news are blind stubborn retards. No wonder why fundamentalists love this crap and all the BS they say.

  • They made the sex scene romantic- IMHO, I think that Mass Effect was being more realistic about this. The player had to continually work on a relationship before it even happened- and, as the developer said- it's a 2-minute scene out of a 30 hour game.

  • Its 17 plus, if you're letting your kid play it, you're a fucking moron.

  • i dont hate all americans but some people are so ignorant.

  • These Parents have no idea what children do behind their backs..

    This actually Pissing off Many Loyal Gamers in general..

    

  • This also shows that not all "psychologists" are smart or deserve to be published.

  • They just can't get that someone would need to have pre-existing problems/never been taught to be unable to separate reality from fiction. It also won't even get into a kid's hands without an adult buying. And I would say Barbie does a lot more damage to women than a game with an optional relationship between fictional characters...even if it can lead to implied sexual interaction for said characters.

  • Fox News : the Wild Bunch of Morons...

  • we are not a generation to be fucked with, fox news were watching you.

  • Dude, I can't wait for them to attack MoH

    gunna be some epic fails!!!

  • @KitFisto112 they already did :(

  • Custer's Revenge, lol great point! screw 'Faux News'! ><

  • yeah, why bother trying to supervise kids at all these days? -_-

  • Funnily enough here in the U.K Mass Effect is only a 12 XD

  • Lets all ban Faux News for not getting their shit straight and then not apologizing, DO NOT WATCH FAUX NEWS! kill their raitings, and we all DEMAND an apology for this shit!

  • @awesomelittlebox Faux...

  • technicaly the dreaded A rating is only released to games with extreme sexual content or a game that is over the top violent definition what most games deserve i think the M rating as a good thing like a title almost what if halo were an E game come on it would most likely suck but with the M it can be whatever it has to be in order to sell and be the awesome game that it is

  • it's not the games fault that their kids are so fucked up

  • the girl at 1:06 i just want to fucking kill her

  • First point, it's called ratings buddy. Second, it's called a password system on your Xbox 360. Third, it didn't get an AO rating because there's no god damn nudity. Fourth point, ya you're right Atari Porn was out there and it was WAY worse than anything in ME. Now look Fox News, I'm not parent, but let me offer you some advice. Now in this day and age, this stuff is out there, at school, internet. The best thing to do is simply to talk to your kid about it, so they understand.

  • Mass Effect is an great game, I love it. It seems like stupid Fox News didn't care about the game or nudiity, it was porn itself and they were using Mass Effect as an cover gah I hate Fox News there fucking retards who don't know what there talking about.

  • the funny thing is these nimrods seeing as the love cene wasnt frontal nudity.

  • i hope this gave mass effect more publicity anyways .. mass effect 1 & 2 rocks!!

  • oh ya fox i totally bought mass effect and played it for over 26 hours just to see a side boob for a sec or two-.-

  • I like this rant, but why are you whispering?

  • sex is awsome fox news shuld try it ;)

  • hmmmm funny fox news thinks that beating children is ok but when two people love each other expres they love thats bad

  • fox news is tooo fucked up! if i owned the place i wouldnt fire all employees and get better fair ones. i'd run the place down to the fucking ground

  • This is just more shit to control the media. Fox news is all about bitching over random shit and controlling the media.

  • i bet fox news would not care if the evil space aliens would be arabs or talibans lol

    this whole thing seems like they needed something to fill 10 mins of time and just pulled that out of their rectum

  • also fact is, game has a M rating for a reason.

  • fox is a bunch of dipshits i dont see the point of them doing this when there are terrorists and OJ

  • btw....... NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT PINBALL! AND U MUST REALLY BE OLD!

  • no kid would sit down for 30 hours just for a hard on.

  • @hotwhire

    hahaha no!! I did!!

    lol, jk

  • ITS A GAME fox should have more importent things to say then talking about a game. ps: the guy doing the commentary should be my brother cause he takes the words right out of my mouth

  • there is a quick sex scene in assasines creed 2 woopde fuckin do...

  • @crippledkangaroo15k news flash for that chick

    PINBALL SUCKS no one would choose it over Mass effect. that girl must live under a rock.

  • awesome rant man you can be another bigal.

  • The conservitive America loves too promote the "honur of war" and the "Glory of killing People".

    When it come´s to sex they are like "No, thats bad"

    For the Love of god, Sex is a good thing.

    Sorry for any missspelling but I am not a native English speeker.

  • if parents became gamers then they could filter content more effectively

  • Are these people serious. If i asked them to compare GTA 4 and Mass Effect theyd say: GTA. Mass effect has boobies.

    I want my children to kill people not fuck them

  • Most of the people on FoxFuckingNews need to;

    1. Play the damn games before they do the report (which they wont)

    2. Report ACTUAL news for a change

    and

    3. GET OFF OUR FUCKING TVs!!!

  • seriously the game isn't that bad exept for the five second nudity scene but other than that there really isn't that muuch cusing and 95% of the killing i sallean machines and the blood is very menimal i mean they're going off and ranting about mass effect why don't they go play grand theft auto 4 then they'll have something to really rant about

  • honestly what the fuck is she talking about at 1:37...so dangerous...to get a boner?

  • If someone needs to masturbate over Mass Effect, then we should let them be.

    "Mass Effect is Dangerous", no, advocating for the war in Iraq and Afghanistan is "dangerous" playing a harmless game is not dangerous.

  • censorship=retardation.

    Why the hell are people so fucking scared of nudity anywhere.

    love how so many want ignore the personal responsibility that the children themselves have. if people can't cope with games, how the hell are they coping with reality. answer is that they probably aren't.

    i grew up with aeon flux, mortal kombat, killer instinct, contra, and me with many other children knew, omg if i shot you you'd be like so dead and i'd be in such trouble.

  • my mom bought the game for me and i am/was 16 and it's a good game, no more graphic than most of the old Bond movies,

    but i don't even think a 12 year old kid who just wants guns and boobs would even appreciate the best game ever

  • okay luke skywalker and.... debbie meets dallas? WHAT THE HE-. oh... porno...ohhhh... wait. how does this guy know the name of a porno off the top of his head !!!!!! SICKO FOX NEWS BASTARD!!!!! YOU HAVE KIDS IN THE HOUSE YOU PERV....

    if you watch porn so much yo can memorize names and vids your SICK!!!

    pig.

  • Not to mention that Custer's Revenge was much more offensive, because of the context. This game is done very tastefully.

    Also the government shouldn't censor ANYTHING! That's the very first step to facism.

  • Wrong, the government shouldn't eliminate options for non-censorship however it's fine for them to not allow certain scenes (aka censorship) under certain ratings.

    THATS what the ratings board is there for, it works but the idiots at fox seem to want to ignore that.

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  • I misspoke, and I do agree. Ratings are a nice compromise.

  • Yeah, it's just one of those things that's a very fine line. Censorship "to an extent" is ok, lest we be bombarded with images we don't want to see (child pornography for example).

    Catagorizing most minorly harmless offensive material into limitation by age groups or parent consent is perfect, it's a crying shame though that people seem to think it falls on a companies responsibility to control it IN their homes... rather than just parenting their child.

  • I've never heard someone whisper-scream before...

  • When will dumbass parents learn kids will never be unalbe to access porn

    "Ok no mass effect for john" john comes home shrugs hops on the computer and goes to town "No computer for john" That mother fuck will be flippying through your underwear catalogue like there is no tommorow YOU CANT STOP IT!

  • i really wanna ask that black lady which is worse, a girl getting ganged banged and getting jizzed on or seeing 5 seconds of a fucking side boob in a video game! i mean come on! WTF!

  • i cant believe people think vidoe games make kids kill people and have sex.

  • Lolz "Gonna play mass effect to get a mass erect" L'MAO!!

  • I was 10 when I played Heretic with my dad. And I turned out ok ;) Right now I'm 24 and I don't give a shit about what these idiots talk.

  • when i was 12 my mom bought me gta XD

  • im 15 and my parints really dont care bebuz im am respasable

  • We should make all the kids at age 6 watch Quake 4 Medical Strogg conversion as a lesson, if you don't do what media wants you to do you'll end up a strogg. lol jk of course! But this Mass Effect report was really stupid from Fox News though most of the time I like Fox News doesn't mean I fully agree or at all. CNN, etc... are worse in some ways.

    Think independently and don't be dependent on the media or someone else otherwise you'll just be brained washed.

  • nice job on this but you could put a little more boom in your voice, it sounds like an angry wisper right now

  • I miss the 90's and early 00's when kids played GTA, Mortal Kombat, Sims (w/ sex!!!!!!!), etc. and parents never thought about what "possible psychological effects could happen."

  • i saw an old lady porn site only old ladies....and they think an alien boob and a butt cheek is bad? these guys must have nothing better to do with their lives exept make shit up

  • Finally someone that tells some truths to these retarded news.

    Nice video man! 5stars

  • dude dis guy talks about things i watch....Zero punctuation,AVGN

    nice vid bro

  • I played gta 3 when I was like 8 and mortal Kombat when I was 4 I'm fine right now

  • you gotta think, gaming is just starting in the past 20 years...they dont understand...their retarded

  • ROFL fox were always retarded the report that pissed me off the most was the one on Internet 2

    But they did do a report on 4chan XD

    But I hate them these guys called obama a terrorist hand gesture when he gave his wife props just cuz his grandpa or something was Muslim. I'm Muslim and I fucking hate these people

    Makes me want to go jihad :P

  • dud i was 5 too when i got my first game fox news are a bunch of complet brain dead fuck tards

  • hey coopers book just came out a little while ago but no one should get it cause i heard from a friends dad's co workers dentist that it has nude pictures of her making out with another woman

  • I agree with many of your theories JB, and has anyone noticed that violence and sex link back all the way to super mario bros? that birdo thing was a koopa that wanted to be a girl if anyone has ever read the bio for it, it shoots friggin eggs out of its mouth but ohh no! we're going to go off at the game that shows a tit! -_-

  • Parents need to take responsibility AND RATING A GUY BY YOUR BIASED DAMN MOUTH. FUCK FOX NEWS!

  • And of COURSE ALL gamers are male. There are no female gamers whatsoever who play anything but princess games.

    How dare the video game companies not parent children?! The parents can't be expected to go through the ardous process of looking at the bottom right corner of the package.

    Whatever happened to Pong and Mario and slavery and horse-drawn carriages and stay-at-home moms?

    They were WHOLESOME and helped the kids gain character.

    Satire is fun. :D

  • Dude....I agree with you ^_^ I mean I was 5 years old that i own my first Violent video game....I mean I feel fine. I am not having sex with 20 million girls or Going around shooting people it the kids who were influences by older kids that get into trouble. And Parents need to step up and make sure kids are safe. I mean they started to attack online gaming not to long ago I was pissed off I wanted to scream at the tv cause there like oh go head Timmy go and curse your ass off ....It stupid

  • wait wait her phone can play mass effect seriously were did u get ur phone i whant one

  • Awesome job, I was laughing hard when you were like "Good. You shouldn't get it, she's six."

  • You guys at fox are the dumbest motherfuckers alive, stfu and go watch debbie meets dallas! Get the facts stright shitheads

  • I want to buy the game where Lauren fights Chuck Norris WTF???? is that guy referring to Lara Croft???

  • nah dude, it was a bad joke

  • This just ticked me off! I just started playing mass effect cause my dad bought it for my(Along with a new Xbox360) and they dare to call that a freaking sex scene. It more like a naked make out scene from all I can see. And for god sacks you can play as a woman!!!! How is it effect the girls mind then bimbo!!

    ...Ok I feel better. Fox news are idoits.

  • If little Johnny is willing to play through 40 hours of gaming, having to make multiple decisions on wether or not he may even see this 10 second cutscene, then he has more problems than Mass Effect.

  • lol wow they are fucking dumb as hell fox sucks cuz they just get the small stuff a parent should know all ready

  • how can you review a game you haven't ever played

  • how the fuck are they going to bash THIS game when there is much, MUCH more grusome shit like God of War, or Postal, or Manhunt on the market. Video games don't cause violence, news networks like fox news who teach people to hate half the fucking world do.

  • ...Postal? AHAHAHAHAHA

    That game was INTENDED to be as offensive as possible. The Hindu convenience store owner turns out to be a Muslim terrorist...they try to offend as many people as possible, and that's hilarious.

  • cause Jack Thompson is all over those, but guess what even Jack Thompson didn't have a problem with this game, this just shows how fucked this 'panel' is.

  • Good shit bro.

  • It's funny how that game that the fucker with the glasses said he bought his daughter.....DOESN'T EVEN EXIST!!!!!

  • Thank you finally some realizes the bull shit that FOX news puts out. Every thing they say is false and it is very hard to even get the sex scene.

  • y don't they report the saw movies and how messed up those are why even report something so dumb like this. there is nothing wrong with mass effect.

  • Just sit your kids infront on the television they did that to me and I turned out TV.

  • wtf a NEWs reporter who is supposed to report NEW stuff (ye thats wat NEWS reporters normally do) forgot when pacmancame out? nearly 20 years ago?

  • so the point here is its not ok that a RATED game is a tad rude but its fine that fox news a BROADCAST can talk about sex for nearly six mins so a kid whohasnt heard about it b4 finally knows? FOX SUCKS!

  • Lolz, true at the end, Fox news's horrible reporting makes me wanna promote violence.

  • lol, i love Yahtzee, but yeah, they really have to have their head examined

  • They need to stop bashing video games. Seriously, I have seen PG-13 movies that are waaay worse than M-rated games. The only way I think that it would be okay for them to say this is if there really was "full digital nudity" and/or if you actually could control it in the game.(not just a cutscene)

  • "first of all this board that rated it needs to have their heads examined" wow... im amazed at how dumb this bimbo is. adult rating? its not a porno game. i fricken stumbled over the scene by accident and i only saw them making out and then i saw her climb on top of him and i saw her butt and thats it... it was like 2minutes. that so called "reporter" is the one who should have her head examined. that girl in the beginning should also she basically said all male gamers are treatingwomenbadly

  • These fuks are stupid! fuk fox news! + scientific fact people who play video game are the 1s less likly to join a gang,shootup a school, or ruin ther lifes on the streets! And people who dont play video games are more likely to get in trouble. cuz u'll be in the house the most of the day stayn out of trouble! So next time your parents tell u video games are bad, tell them their bad cause they dont play game's.lol !GAME OVER!

  • Im glad there are still some sane people in the world. thanks for telling it like it is. and fox news sucks

  • This topic as a news article is nothing more then the constant feminazi barage at the humanity of being male. It is control and manipulation and nothing more then feminist fascism.

  • "what you think a children s gonna do? I wanna play my daddy s games" well maybe they can crack the parental security password or their parents Profile Password, because otherwise they can't play the game if the parental control is on... fucking noob.

  • also they bash mass effect but they don't bash The witcher seriously Fox new have to take their head out of your asses but dont blame the other guy with the glasses, he didn't play it and he is using information on what he heard from the retarded cooper girl who plays too much hot coffee and call it mass effect -_-

  • there is also that adult cowboy game for atari where you got to get to the indian to fuck her,yes pixel porn........

  • and by the WAY RATED A GAMES ARE NOT EVEN REAL GAMES THERE VIRUAL PORN

  • FOX NEWS IS GAY!!!!!!!!!!

  • Well, what do you expect. Fox has to appeal to their conservative base viewers who think that video games will rot your brain and bring forth the end of the world (and yet they don't believe in global warming). It's no secret that they are biased to the point of absurdity and will bash anything if they can spoon feed to their republican viewers.

    Obama 08

  • that university bitch must die!!!

  • It bothers me how they focus on implied sex and not the way more blatant violence. >.>

  • Mass Effect is rated 12 in the UK.

  • GREAT JOB MAN!!! You've been saying everything I've been thinking since I blew my top watching the original Fox broadcast. Fox walked into that with no information, with an author who knew nothing about the game beside a comment she heard as she was walking in. Every time I hear or watch this, I feel like ranting like this too. I've finished the game 3 times, working on my 4th, and the two "sex scenes" show intimate hugging and lying down. Thats it. But what can you expect from Fox?

  • I know a 6 year old playing GTA:SA :S

  • Fox news is wrong about video games AGAIN!

  • debbie meets dallas and a WOOKIE... what does this guy do in HIS spare time, maybe we should ask his six year old daughter?

  • fox news is just full of retards.

  • Great job dude!!!!! Very well said and I have played and beat the game and it took me little over 26 hours, I saw both sex scenes and it was so insignifigant compare to what's on prime time TV!!!!

  • ahahahhaaha saints row much worse than mass effect..why dont they go shit on that game instead?

  • fox news will trash anything they if they can.

  • I laughed and nearly choked on a mouthful of Diet Pepsi during the ESRB bit. Spot on criticism! I could listen to you rant all day.

  • Agreed.

  • I Agree 100%

  • And this is why i neer whatch fox news. Just a bunch of conservative pretending they know what they're talking about.

  • does anyone else find if funny that only games that seem to involve sex really get attention from stupide people like that i mean there are games that are far more violent then mass effect yet you dont see people ranting about them (note im not saying that those games are should be just saying somthing)

  • if akid talks about curb stomping that most likly means he saw amerian history x, that means he has stupid parents and fox should do a report an there stupidity not an inocent game that kicked alot off ass

  • ive only played the first 5 hours of this game and did see the 1st sex scene..FOX makes b.s. about everything

  • I agree totally, ive played mass effect alot and u have to talk to either liara or ashley after every 2 hour long mission. I would rant to if they couldnt tell

  • A kid talking about curb stomping is amusing... 100 bucks said that kid knew the diffrence between that game and real life and he'd never curb stomp someone... plus it's much better in American History X

  • gr8 rant and i agree 1oo% thing i thought is like fox kinda contradicted themselves they say u can easyly see it on the internet so trying to buy a mature rated game from a shop first or get the parents to do it (cuz isnt that what parents do)then going through a complex a series of events and possibly seeing a digital ass is horrible when all teenagers need to do is type say jessica sympson full nude on google and there you go your on porn

  • Firstly, I would like to applaud you for a segment on part one, where she's speaking about women being veiwed as purely sexual, you paused on the cover of her book, I had the same thought first time I saw the 'report'.

    I was going to say alot more, but I decided just to stick with the above statement.

    Good work, keep it up.

    And best of luck in the future to you.

    P.S. 'Loved your P.S., LOL'

  • 00:56-00:59 well of course grown men loves video games. everyone loves video games. *mimics dark woman with a whiney, bitchy tone* "now theres a lot of grown men who loves video games lets be honest here". (no shit sherlock)

  • hahahaha

  • I am all for rants but you need to take some medication and calm down.

    secondly, how is halo 2 graphic?

  • Playing halo 2 online is just a big pissing contest between tons of morons thats what I mean. Also in case you couldn't figure this out, I don't always act like that, actually in real life I'm a pretty clam a collect kind of guy I was just venting some issues I had with there inaccurate report.

  • halo 2 is very unbalanced. if you have an SMG, kiss your ass goodbye because its pretty much a piece of crap. ppl just whore the good weapons all day. Halo 3 was a little more balanced, but the problem was still there.

    anyway on topic, yeah I hate the idiots on halo 3. I got on today and I was like "wow, kinda forgot about these fools."

  • No what I meant by pissing contest was everyone is bragging about how awesome they are, calling everyone else a fag or a hacker, or hitting on some chick.

  • lol yeah they are like "OMG ARE YOU A GIRL! OMG OMG OMG OMG!"

  • why don't you play COD4?

  • I play CoD4. What do you mean?

  • not you,man...the guy that was complaining about the noobs on Halo....great rant btw

  • Thanks.

  • played it to death.

    splinter cell 2 and 3 will always be the best multiplayer games out there. most ppl on there were pretty cool

  • well,Vegas 2 and Medal of Honor Airborne...plus COD4 and Quake 4 is all I need...XBL wise

  • Splinter cell was my fav because it wasn't just another shooter. I love shooters but its very nice to have an innovative multiplayer game.

  • very true,very true....

  • ok i agree with evrything your saying but why are you wispering in the video?

  • I didn't think I was whispering, mabey I was just talking softly or something I don't know.

  • I agree with Fox on this one. I'm an expirienced gamer and mass effect is in the hands of kids under 18 and they do activate the scene.

  • You know whats really dumb? they bitch about this but said NOTHING about God of War which has a sex minigame and topless women in it. I swear they're retarded.

  • Lol. A friend of mine said the same exact thing when he saw this. But in GoW the sex was right out there it wasn't hidden, in Mass Effect you actually have to have a relationship with the person before anything happens, and I don't think younger kids would be able to achieve that.

  • Yup, my own quote FITS the bill.

    Ignorance Is the KEY to FAILURE, and that author and Fox News reporters achieve that title...

  • well ESRB actually just watches a short video

    but ur right and awesome about evrythin else!!!!

    AWEXIME FUCKIN RANT XD

  • Dude, I haven't played the game, but after hearing no to the question "have you even played the game?" I'm thinking WTF!!! Most of these people probably have never even touched a PC game, let alone console. This was so outrageous, Jack Thompson, the crusader of Morons Against Video Games, even defended the game!!! If that happens, something's messed up.

  • you're awesome =]

    you're right!

  • dude your my hero you are right about everything there full of shit and the pulling it out of there ass u are awsome. the media needs to s.t.f.u try playin a game u are awsome and your are so right. they are a fucking porno for gamers those assholes!!