Stealth Bike

[123klear]

wtf



[ducksweetorange]

Stealth Bike....... and then came the peddals

[minibikerider1]

talk bout a lowrider

[xXxMuSiCdUdEXxX]

You would bottom out an a pebble..

[litomeanbear]

and then came the speed bump turn like ricers wont work

[64sery]

but....will it blend?

[Xspy70]

You need a real flat ground for that. Its too low and can only be used on good roads. Who needs stealth on roads again?

[TranceFur]

In addition to being useless without a drivetrain, its pretty damn ugly.

[SteezySteez2011]

a bike......with no drive train?

[anamethatpie]

so its a long scooter?

[Dynose]

sr 71 inbound...

[bazengao]

dos it runs on black magic or just your imagination?

[Triple88a]

Roll it down the hill?

[bradfordbulls4lyf]

its stealthy alright.... because it doesnt move

[SnipeSk8Productions]

one sbeed bump and its game over.....

[anovasinn]

It's sad people cant relize he did not draw in the crank or chain the bracket for the crank is right on the front down tube. I will say the angle of where the chain would go may give problems it would probly need idler gears somewhere to keep the chain lower. I dont think it could be done effectively though

[homskoult]

The flintstones is a cartoon, I'm real, and fat as Fred, and I would never get that to move very far.

[Gilitiko]

to use this bike u need to sit on it and run like in the flintstones?

[Lax1996chris]

With one inch of ground clearance, that machine can best any obstacle

[0geezer]

1. It needs an engine

2. Looks like crap

3. I CANT FIT IT IN MY GARAGE!!!!

[TheCaymanRasta]

only problem is that you have to use your feet to move it

[roksr4k4]

if we ignore the lack of crucial mechanical components... with the forks at such angle, steering would be pretty much impossible! the turning circle would be huuuuuuuge, and you'd have a hard time keeping the front wheel upright

[ArnCiS96]

Very very nice, just amazing ;D

[sincerehastings]

works on the down hill!

[eduardo97ist]

um... were are the pedals?

[midnitestealth]

how does nobody here get that its just a frame that you would obviously need to put in engine in, it would be a hot style for a show bike, so wtf?

[ShadowGKCP]

stealth bike. because nobody gives a shit about it.

[adifferentbrand]

In my country we have corners

[SlimySnail44]

@adifferentbrand must be some weird-ass country :D

[xXHowsthisXx]

every bike is stealth without engine...

[MegaMusicChannel101]

looks like a screaming downhill death ride

[FilipeMrSilva]

Fuck the midgets

[amrosik]

Stealth Bike......... and then came the Curbside.

[EL4N4R]

FOR ALL OF YOUR MURDEROUS BIKING NEEDS

[wiredmanproductions]

By the look of the ride hight i can see you're atleast half mexican

[dillonshuffel]

So let me get this straight.. You don't turn the handle bars to the left or right.. You push them down?  (Just look how its built)

[deadlyfluffball]

Its only stealthy if your not fat, but it would brake if you were so who cares

[7h3647h32in6]

Nothing on that bike says stealth to me. It says infantile and generic design.

[TheZachCrooks]

handle bar postion would be real bad and uncomfortable after like 30 mins kinda a bad clunky and bulky design all around

[TheSnowguy2]

no peadles no motor how does it move

[TaimuREkoR]

Nice project you have here, its similar of my 'dream' bicycle. Im attending to do one with a similar frame, just think if you pass from the "paper" to reality you will have the problem of weight for the frame work correctly.

Congratulations on it!! it will be impressive if made it =)

[kyjellyman123]

its got to be so uncomfortable

[jimmjimm6699]

they should rename it "the wheelie king" lol

[xDirtCrew]

i won't do a backflip with that bike

[yetibiker08]

Looks kinda bumpy my big titties would shake too much!

[C0mm3n]

There's a reason why it's animated....

Cus it's a piece of shite that no one wants to make!

[anthony101derek]

with a stealth bike like that i can just use a bicycle or a tank either works :P

[BikeDoctor34]

It is stealthy...reverting to foot pushing...until the rider gets winded...

[rags1is1gags]

hey wait a sec that should be called a stealth bicycle oops where is the stealth anyway __|_

[0303guitarfreak]

the saddest bit of this very sad video is u got 560 thoousand views for this dodgy vid!

[georgejelfs67]

i highly doubt that it would look liek a ant on radar

[funzz1]

it would look better with an engine install in it

[thebizzlehimself]

The only thing this bike has to do with stealth is that it will never see the speed bumps coming! Honestly, it's got about 20mm of ground clearance! Nice design though.

[balex96]

Do you have to wait for the wind to push you?

[VirtualSilence77796]

WHERE ARE THE BRAKES?

[bluelintball]

first bump and your forks are cooked....

[HeCTiCBEERBELLY]

how does it move

[squirlybmx]

@HeCTiCBEERBELLY Your mind. Obviously...

[LittoBUbbo]

@HeCTiCBEERBELLY you push yourself down a hill and pray there are no cars.

[mrfingers69]

@HeCTiCBEERBELLY it rolls down hills but not too steep kuzz theres no brakes



[KiFLe69]

@HeCTiCBEERBELLY imagination? lmfao

[pezboy45]

@HeCTiCBEERBELLY only downhill. XD

[ClutchTheMagnum]

@HeCTiCBEERBELLY It doesn't, thats why its called a "stealth" bike.

[waffleiron24]

@HeCTiCBEERBELLY magnets

[mamenesini]

@waffleiron24 how do they work ?

[OblivianArchAngel]

@HeCTiCBEERBELLY it only moves if you believe in the power of friendship

[hayden8b]

@HeCTiCBEERBELLY you ride it down hills

[ALTKDP]

@HeCTiCBEERBELLY It doesnt.....

[XSilverXarrowX96]

@HeCTiCBEERBELLY It's a stealth bike....it never moves.

[allenda77]

Awesome if you plan on only going in straight lines, there is next to 0 ground clearance, how do you turn?

[theringfilm1]

imagine going over a bump on that thing

[skiboy806]

do i have to hire someone to push me...

[MrScottishBeaver]

now lets see the guy reach the handle bars

[94thts]

That bike is 170 flavours of stupid.

[skinnymexicano]

lol go over a speed bump



[jamesnotnev]

turn radius = 80meter

[SNUGGLEPROOF]

Lets see how stealthy this bike is when you go over a bump.

[minorpayne23]

stealthy until you have to stealth over a speed bump......SCREECHH (sparks flying everywhere)

[xjordanx232]

UGLY

[blackSmurf1000]

make it n ill buy

[greyYwolf]

lol no pedalS !! hahaha umm walking ur happy ass bike up the road is pretty steathy

[con37444]

GET TO THA CHOPPA ;)

[THESERBOSTYLER]

and where are the pedals ?

[VirTualGraPhikS]

@THESERBOSTYLER

attach V12 and u dnt need pedals ! :D

[199bmxboy]

gay no-one wud be caught on dat :)

[Antonypacman]

@199bmxboy Are you a down syndrome?

[199bmxboy]

@Antonypacman no but the bike is gay

[Antonypacman]

@199bmxboy True :D

[Antonypacman]

Now go over a bump :P

[chrisbear08]

@Antonypacman um, why?

[Magicairsoft]

How does it work??

[shurafrodokatoo]

Cool look and not at all too far fetched. Unlike the hubless bike - this bike would be ridable. The Walmart excercise-bike seat would replaced straight away but love the look of the frame and wheels.....

Cheers

[headsmess]

what a waste of silicon chips...

what is so %$% cool about bikes that cant be ridden?

im glad this is just a drawing and noone has been stupid enough to take it further

[SK8SeshVideos]

dude...whatkind of human being plays with auto desk inventor besides at school when they have to???

[slajjdern]

oh damn girl, that shit's butt ugly

[ilovechlourine]

soooooo. no engine, no pedals, no chains, no brakes. looks like downhil drag is its only option, and youre fucked at the bottom....

[oldblood5]

what an amazing stealth bike...somehow i never thought of taking the engine out to make it quiet

[Raymondmichael1]

@oldblood5 lol

[RAIDENISLIGHTNING]

@oldblood5 The engine is invisible! That's why its stealthy..... I'm not sure why they didn't think of putting that on a plane or something other than a chopper engine but whatever

[JosephLKnain]

@oldblood5 Its a bike not a motorcycle? Or maybe its not being shown... or maybe it dosent exist? or... nm

[Doomination1337]

@oldblood5 Oh jesus, i lols so hard :D

[Nazteh]

@oldblood5 not even a stealth bike. The fool took a picture of his chopper bicycle and took off anything that made noise.

[Link22551]

not practical

[progmetalrules11]

This bike sucks, ride BMX

[LineRiderPro333]

lol this is so stupid in so many ways

[2JAMMY]

Do you like sit on your nuts to ride it? Not very stealth when the rider screaming in agony every time he goes over a pebble!

[scumbagcarrol]

if you go over any type opf lump or bump, your going snap the headstock clean off...

[HashanGayasri]

i really don't think you can take turns with this.

at least real-world turns.. cz how can you turn the front wheel with such a high gradient!!!

[SGTkiitty]

the angle of the handlebars is to flat gotta bring it up some if u wana prevent warping

[AdlerChalk]

Very sexy

[thephotoperson]

there were no pedals... or chains or gears. someone is so fired

[3Deuce27]

Nice 'Desk' work. Very build-able and functional. I'm going to 'Barrow' the design and build it with round tube and a coaster brake to keep the clean look. Will use a fat wheel on the rear from a late model Schwinn. The only thing hard about building this bike is the handlebars. Thanks for my weekend project. Wanted to make something Kool to celebrate 'BiketoBeerFest' with here in PDX.

[jar662]

its a pedal bike lol

[fordy929]

looks cool but still needs work

[tomatoe58]

....no

[sssrbk]

Why the hell do you want a stealth bike.. going behind enemy lines on it? I dont think so...

[ScopesProdutions]

Pedals?

[odie798]

what makes this any quieter than a regular bike, i mean it still needs something to power it like pedals and a chain

[NeKoShinn666]

never remain silent on a bike... stealthyness is for pussies......

[EPzti]

when does it get stealth?

[JakeWilliams20]

If you hit roadkill, your gunna have it kababbed to that spike on the bottom

[MxRider6910]

it needs an engine and a throtle grip

[Marlon1928]

haha pretty sick

[spyros49084]

and it moves with mind power?

[40150]

omg who gives a shit guys. stop criticising lol

it's pretty cool :)

[superslingo]

fork angle = won't steer 

[Majik1911]

Where would your feet go? With the positioning of the seat and the handlebars, it looks insanely uncomfortable.

[Mubbet]

It need a engine of Harley Davidson:P

[ThePCtoPC]

Crazy shit =(

[gaamilelmer]

oh! its a plow !

[lavalipz]

sooo nice....

[koglowa]

where do my testicles go?

[tehminator]

@koglowa They go into ur pants usually, or do you always ride naked?

[huntpivot2]

@koglowa

What testicles...?

[winterka100]

@koglowa Between your legs.

[pinsboy]

@koglowa they drag along the floor belind you

[raichiotto]

@koglowa 59 people have the right answer and can't post it...

[maxime0999]

damn, wonder what would happen if there is a bump on the asphalt ???

[naxxxxxxxooooo]

The brakes???

[Djzaneallsopp]

no pedals ????

[huss0100]

how, in anyway on gods green earth, is this stealthy??

[crazyman1639]

why do you need a stealth bike is it for the army for the kids

[wolffirepaladin5]

no engine or pedals XD

[Robbbb13]

@wolffirepaladin5 but there's a space for a bottom bracket on the down tube

[TFWLGuitarist]

Dude, whats the point of having a "stealth" bike? I'm sure the special forces aren't going to ride bikes to Iraq....

[Double0eleven]

now ride it over a speed bump... no more stealth bike!

[GenMinion]

o.o ima have my friend make that bike, >_> then u haters would be h8n XD

[GasssFreak]

Imagine what wheelie would look like

[bloodlesXxXvampire]

SPEED BUMP FAIL!

[XXGOLDENXXDRAGONXX]

@bloodlesXxXvampire True, That would suck.

[droperosthia]

LOL @ haters!!

[jioicikiyi]

@mccheezman if it had an engine then there would be no point to pedals..

[mccheezman]

Ruh roh! Is that intended to be ridden? Where the hell are the pedals. And the engine...?

[AggroBerlinism]

all the mud will be on your back

[HcmJames]

yes because normal bikes are noisy

[rjenman]

is this stealth in that you are hiding the fact that you aren't actually a complete fucking idiot by looking like a complete fucking idiot and fooling everyone with any common sense or taste?

[alex0is0the0best]

ohh yeeahhh, i think you forgot.. it doesnt move..

[xzidorx]

heh...! put on some pedals, and then i want one!! XD

[TheMrSupercakemaster]

ohh so stelthy! with its neon red rims...

[GWR4079]

thats one weak frame

[jptkills123]

looks like shit, because of the design of the bottom

[ballroomwrecker]

i want one...

[Sozucki]

maybe as a dragster, if u putt A FUCKING ENGINE IN IT

[MegaMultiX]

Bo brakes, ha? xD

[420witchdoctor]

I can see mad chain slap and metal fatigue in its near future...

[MJTOTHETOP]

NOT COOL

[fuckliao]

wtf? how is this tealth. someone tell me pls

[happyking9]

i doubt you'll be very stealthy with a bike like this

[TempestaDiFuoco10]

speed bumps worst nightmare...haha

[R3DBULLX23]

whats NOT stealthy about a regular bicycle to make you have to solve the problem of a stealth bike?

[philotaaveti]

looks like google sketch up

[GaxAngel]

I think most stealth situations would require you to turn a corner at some point.

[MrBigguy911]

to bad its fake

[the4halves]

how would you move, is it a downhill or something?

[SwayzeArms]

i would make something like that

[xboxgamerman]

lol

[lnfk]

Would be incredibly hard to drive it...or bycyle it.

[chargaftbal21]

the fork is to close to horizontal it will do next to nothing

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