MAN MEAT SHOW: Don't Get Married!

[Markoring]

Hot dam I rock is awesome

[Punkster113]

is that penis at the end broken?

[TauEmpire22]

My girlfriend is half pakistani, filthy bitch is down for it all the time...

[1itemphat]

man honestly idk which ones you guys are but your all fuckin hilarious. and that one dude sounds like charlie day from its always sunny in phili. u guys r funny as shit man

[bioskaterboy]

cock of gold outro

[BlaBlaidc2]

15-20 min would step up the game because this is awesome (freedom of speech)

[JCally83]

love the fact Ricky Chops decided to go fucking Leeroy Jenkins on the intro, still cracks me up to this day

[theUN4GIVEABLEdolphi]

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUR - simple mindz.

[Gmanblack4]

3:11 LOL fuck bitches, Get Money

[JoeLiErTz42]

the cock of gold!!

[SPANKY544]

i fucking love the whole into segments

[SGTKiLLKAM109]

REAL fans watch from 8:18 onward in 720p

[cduv95]

@SGTKiLLKAM109 faggot



[theUN4GIVEABLEdolphi]

@SGTKiLLKAM109 gross.

[BlazeFire591]

Lol. Like lego buildings.

[RidiculousFTW]

LOL! first of all great vid. but um, quite simply, all single people at one point want to be marrried with kids, and all married people one day want to be single. Kinda like the change-up movie, they end up realizing that they love their lives. Also, check out hall pass, 2 married guys each get hallpasses and realize they can't do shit and that they love their life. I know their just movies, but movies can be eye openers...

[JuStBuSiNeSs69]

plz check my channel, I'm new to this, would like feedback



[tsapatdonw]

HOUR LONG MAN MEAT SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheKitsunefire]

WTF IS WITH THE GOLDEN LEAFED COCK!!!???

[zeekybom10]

@TheKitsunefire cuz eight thoughts has the cock of gold and that was a cock of gold -_-

[CaRBoYxmods]

@zeekybom10 how can this video not get age-gated for having a golden cock?

[zeekybom10]

@CaRBoYxmods little kids need to know about golden cocks

[ShadowHunter984]

@zeekybom10 and that they exist

[caprisunsrgood]

man meat livestream?

[jamseclipse]

wait you married nancy

[albanybestdrumline]

hotdamnirock is the best

[jake5227]

U should get the pp90 gold the u really would have a cock of gold

[zokiamx]

Eight Thoughts with the cawk of gold !!! love the videos man, never have a filter for what u say, stay golden poney boy.

[Enchinator]

Eight Thoughts were is the link for the nasty shit because we need to know were your talking about

[fatboyninja20]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[PROBRO001]

we got simple minds " DURRRRRR " haha cracks me up everytime

[hitmarkersareawesome]

Wheres the link you were talking about?

[MrJusted2]

Merry christmas eightoughts :) ps when will the sexual stories come back??? Thumbs up that he can see this ;)

[xBABYxKICKERx]

youre videos are so much more fun to watch when drunk :)

[xforbiddenone]

@EightThoughts I fuckin love you Sir Benjamin. But I'll be fuckin honest........... This new YouTube shit pisses me the fuck off, half your videos aren't showing up for me. I need your videos to get myself off, porn doesn't cut it.

[Mofalcolm334]

anyone hear about Sopa

[wearsjorge55]

That gold dick is really starting to creep me out

[MrPopoTheGreat]

Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!! These need to go back to the good ol' 20 min time lengthss

[ColbyFraser]

I watch hodamnirock hes fucking amazing

[815ghostbuster]

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY FLEXING NIPPLE GUY LINK EIGHTTHOUGHTS YOU DRUNK FUCKING LIAR

[tak4e4]

I'm from Oklahoma :D!

[magicalzombies]

@tak4e4 me to

[mattnorway]

The biggest concern of marriage is the womens point of view : the dick, it doesent get any bigger! the same dick every time. think about that ben, It's never the girl, always the dick

[theminor69er]

cock of gold xD

[CthulhuTheMighty]

simplemindz's intro cracks me up!

[puffinthekush]

or wait another one M.O.A.B Massive Ordinance air blast aka a Pussy Qweef LMAO!

[puffinthekush]

M.O.B = Moab Over Bitches LMAO!

[hills123ful]

i agree , i have been to thailand 5 times on holiday , im single and i love pussy and i have to say , the asians are horny sexy dirty bitches

[ZeRoxiRaPiiDz]

@eightthoughts Your videos are too short... Everytime they end im like "Oh fuck dude, that went fast"

[puffinthekush]

@ZeRoxiRaPiiDz 10minutes is pretty long lol

[Mrm0neylover]

Anyone else look for the porn link? no? just me? (..crawls back in hole)

[K3vinEddie]

look @ that meaty cock of gold :p

[TehNubGamer]

Think about how she feels she has to fuck that cock for the rest of her life :p

[JizzMilk]

Can u guys feature ELPRESADOR any time soon!!?? <3 i fucking love u guys!!

[JD97897]

ricky shouldnt be on this show. he just doesnt belong

[808SuperMonkey]

Anyone watched the related vids on the side bar

[buglifethugs]

I think ricky shouldnt be on the talk. just my point of view!! 6 poundz always makes me laugh lol

[RussianSnipeU]

golden rule: don't fruit the drink.

[Xeando]

@RussianSnipeU wait what

[xSNIPERXify]

orange juice and vodka sounds good

[Claymuch]

everyone dont like ricky :(

[Tfilm2]

wouldnt mind an Hour long show! HINT HINT!

[products1122]

@Tfilm2 wouldnt a podcast be amazing?

[gntm5555]

Cock of gold!!

[RagsTheCLown]

Docking, im pretty sure thats what he was talking bout his foreskin o_O

[AlonsomdCR]

who checked skype @8:52?

[Execrationalism]

@AlonsomdCR LOL!! I did xD

[PhonyGod]

I agree with 6lbs. The internet dating scene really helps. I met my fiance off an internet dating site. I'm happier with her then I've ever been in my life

[thacuban13]

@PhonyGod That's nice, man. Keep living the good life.

[1headphoneguy]

GOLDEN CACK N BALLZ

[ricopower14]

i just got mw3..whats the gun he uses in the beginning?

[TearzZ14]

@ricopower14 pp90

[Plunther]

@ricopower14 pp90m1 rapid fire

[terrapinsfan16]

@ricopower14 smg pm something

[ricopower14]

@ricopower14 whats *

[RahnekGaming]

Dude, kick ricky chops off of this shit. He doesn't fit in at all. If anything get Luongbro in here.

[TylerPlaysMinecraft]

checked my skype at 9:00 like 4 times..

[TheXpozaaaH]

well @peanutkai got fucking tore into, face it kid, you're wrong.

[dave00dance]

Mary poppins look at that 8:34

[Minidazzler2]

It's all in the game lads, it's about the bar pickup to make you feel like you're a boss.

[darkdoom4091]

lol if he puts that porno up on a website,give us a link...

[XxEternalDamnationxX]

WTF @ 8:17

[itshardtopick]

Like legos? Lmfao

[imnotbasic1]

fucking love baseketball

[adelina1241]

" U have to recycle a pussy " ROFL

[polloloco1795]

That cock of gold was disturbing.......lol

[lifeiscrap103]

I wonder what would happen if EightThoughts' wife watched this video and didn't get to 4:34 where Ben said he was kidding.

[wbbwtfo]

Simple Minds' comment about Okie women is bullshit. I have two exes from Oklahoma. One was a lesbian and one was an alcoholic whore. I wouldn't get married, much yet to an Okie, ever again. Don't get married people. It changes everything.

[TheMcShay]

where is the link to that video you were talking about?

[Chaoshost1]

Eightthoughts is married?! :OO

[foresthillse23]

kain cater :)

[HialeahGangsta654]

Been there, done that, straight bullshit

[HialeahGangsta654]

Just off the title, I must say, you are very fuckin right, DON'T DO IT

[Gogelous]

I was married for 4 years and left the bitch and she doesn't get no allimony and she don't have the kids so I win

[ST33LPWN3R]

ewww ending pic

[claw247]

Wtf At the end bro. LOL

[LeftInAwe15]

@ 5:55 you describe Charlie Sheen

[That0neN00b]

dude when you doin sexual thoughts with lil Nancy :D

[suckitez100]

damn the cock has on hell of a gentlemans curve

[Mrfredthedude]

i just slept in my own vormit =(

[AleeexHDz]

was the picture in the end really necessary..

[HiiMSkilled]

@AleeexHDz u mad faggot

[Oshaneeee]

Cock of gold

[TheAussieCod]

Fuck bitches gain money, then fuck bitches gain levels, then fuck bitches

[SwaeJason32]

You guys are legendary, The Cock of Gold, Dildo Space Boots, S1MPLEMINDZ The Silverback, and Ricky Chops as himself :o

[jawbreaka2k9]

The funny thing about this video was the related vids

[D8NDY]

The weird moment is when you watch EightThoughts with your Dad. lul.

[flopsycox]

FUCKIN POWER N SIZE MAN!

[CPTcoolkat]

I kinda feel like Ricky is an outcast

[CharmExclusive]

@CPTcoolkat Cause he's not shitfaced lol

[BryanBeast13]

@CPTcoolkat Well he is has Cuban nationality...

[sabientje65]

@gfxlab Lmao, your reaction is marked as spam XD.

[hkreal38]

LOL amen to that. I only mess with hot asian girls :)

[fhujf]

One thing I don't like about having family is that you cannot move around the world. Let's say you're an architect, and someone proposes you well-payed job in China, or Europe. For a single it's not a big problem to go there for ~3 years, earn shitload of money and come back. But having family makes it far more difficult. That's why I'd rather be single. I don't wanna sacrifice my career.

[mmawrestlereg]

so hot

[AICJacob]

why the fuck was i starring at a gold dick and balls for 2 minutes??? i didnt even realize until the end of the vid wtf?!?!?!?

[tylerf13ful]

Look, sex is very important in a relationship, if not the most important thing.

[rainbowLST]

@iTzCliche hater alert

[8xlol]

6:25 fuckin ninja :D

[rumyatm1]

A beautiful marriage proposal video is related to this...

[ExposingLames]

props, wigs, costumes, etc that shit don't work! My dick ain't fooled!

[2eminemrocks]

Lol. Basketball

[NewAround92]

Your fav movie/TV series now has penis in the title!

Scarpenis!

Penis Park! Bigger, Longer & Uncut!

Star Wars: The Penis Strikes Back!

[SpazMcJesus]

I hate that new sound it makes when you like a comment

[arewhyayean]

@SpazMcJesus why didnt i hear a sound when i thumbs downed your comment?

[kantana57]

Im too young to have sex.

[GanlyvAnhestia4827]

wheres kain carters channel? (hotdamnirock)

[LnFTalk]

These vids always make my day :]

[BrandonTheRemix]

EIGHT THOUGHTS

BIGGEST COCK ON YOUTUBE

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[DanielXDDP]

are you fat?

[sammysk8ter2]

alcohol is key

[AirforceLax]

Today is an awesome day its my birthday its my last day of work and i get to listen to the fucking Cock of Gold, the mother fucking Silverback, Mr. Dildo Space Boots, and lets not forget the most professional mother fucker out there Mr. Ricky Chops keep up the good work guys

[SN1PAB0Y]

I finally know wat a cock of gold looks like.

[johnr7717]

hey eight thoughts can you make a porn vid with little nancy.???

[MrTyrannt74]

everytime im wasted after every sentence i always say "idk man im fucking drunk" lolz u da man EightThoughts

[Linkinparkfan33]

Girls are very whorish today. They can't stand not having a dick up their ass, not having a boy friend, and not having sexual arousement. They all do SOME form of drugs, and they don't give to fucks about you if you're not slightly good looking.

Everyone is just corrupt

[TheAlmihgtyDude]

@Linkinparkfan33 Looks like someone is getting rejected bu girls ;')

[Xarpius94]

Thanks boys!

[NibTV1]

How do you circle jerk?

[RickyChops]

Okay, I'll sub.

[Franke357]

@RickyChops haha fuk

[LxMoose]

some crazy ass comments lmao,..we have moms, trolls, nerds, jocks, cocks,..only on a 8thts vid lol

[ctfpd09]

@LxMoose dude im reading them and i got the same exact thoughts you do...saxual oooooohhhh yeaaa ;)

[GenAdams]

I ONCE UNSUBBED FROM 8THOUGHTS :D WHAT WAS I THINKING :D MANLIES FUCK EVER! yea, allcapsrage!

[XxSpyyx]

2% Milk. Ricky Chops, keepin' it real as always.

[Newnear]

Make these longer

[PackoChico2]

Vagina -Punany-Sushi-Tunnel of Love

[Xxaidan117xX]

wheres the link

[gmanganza]

thats a beautiful cock , unfortunately its not functional EIGHT THOUGHTS

[PeanutKai]

All kids watching this DO NOT see 8thoughts as a role model. Love is more important than vagina.

[EightThoughts]

@PeanutKai Who let their mom use the computer?

[PeanutKai]

@EightThoughts Wouldn't the mom let the kid use the computer? Anyway you are way to obsessed with vagina. You may not think it but you have a lot of subs under 18 and you have an affect on peoples lives. Some people will watch this and be knee deep in clunge when their older because of you. But some may pass up true love for pussy.

[bonly3]

@PeanutKai you do realize that eight thoughts and everyone else doesn't give a fuck right?

[PeanutKai]

@bonly3 I'm sure there's some people who will use eight thoughts as a role model

[GilDog96]

@EightThoughts ben howd they get a computer in the kitchen?

[30STMand3DG]

@PeanutKai who said love and vagina cant be in the same sentence?

i hope you understand what i mean by that.

[kristofvanzeir]

@PeanutKai dude, vagina IS love

[BuLl3tSt0rm]

@PeanutKai haven't you heard women are only good for 3 things, cooking, cleaning, and VAGINAS!

[PeanutKai]

@BuLl3tSt0rm Well thats just great have fun with that

[x23chris23x]

@PeanutKai When your 50.

[burt8888]

@PeanutKai love is almost never going to happen at a young age now adays saying shit like this shows your a flaming vagina, the best thing a man can do is never get married. marriage causes the bitch to think she can get away with anything, and your instantly in her family no matter how much you hate them. there is no positives to marriage, just negatives hidden behind religious lies. a man can be with a female and have offspring but marriage is obsolete and useless.

[PeanutKai]

@burt8888 The sexism in the comments here is incredible. Women are people to you know.

[burt8888]

@PeanutKai there was no sexism at all, just the cold heart truth, show me a young girl who actually loves a guy. if not then don't say shit that you have no idea about, but your just a pussy whipped bitch so its all good. there ain't no men now a days it seems :P

[Deentan]

@PeanutKai lol ur gay

[PeanutKai]

@Deentan Having respect for women makes you gay in todays society FANTASTIC!

[MRTHISNAMEFAILS]

@PeanutKai I agree bro, I mean, vitamin v is great and all, but I'd rather get married to someone I love than some randomass slut who just has sex with me alot.

[MushRoom791]

@MRTHISNAMEFAILS watch out for gold diggers there's plenty of there just don't forget prenup before marriage :P