CoD: Black Ops - Live Video Commentary Session 1 - [3/3]

[keags2010]

U fucking raped during the rage

[BradleyJones96]

haha dont cry pyropuncher

[TheLegendKiller211]

u looked like u were gonna cry

[d1vinityy]

i feel you paul.. they need to fix this game from the bullshit, dying when its not ur fault

[neil15oo]

woot! more minecraft!

[boredwan]

I had the same type of game before as well. The entire enemy team bar one guy was using ghost. I got two sets of dogs as well as attack choppers (I'd only just had enough for dogs at the time) and I pulled the win but only by 2 kills overall. I went 56-3 while all of my team went negative

[Cocidiuz]

Paul you /b/tard

[Sn3ALLWeEkTV]

Usually i hate adverts, but when Chery Cole comes up, i tend to change my mind.

[BradleyJones96]

@Sn3ALLWeEkTV haha lol

[xMoDzReAcTiioN]

Paul I love you.

[loraxthemighty]

What utter scrubs.

[Immolateswe]

I enjoyed this, Pauly

[padraigtzn]

after loading for five minutes on 360pp, i got to 1:06 before it ran out

[julza998]

u have the best luck tho

[ANDY724KOBE]

Last night, i got your girl into last stand. I used deep impact to double tap her Bouncing Bettys. She sucked me like she had iron lungs, i am glad i had Painkiller. We went all night using Extreme Conditioning. Her sleight of hand got me to Sonic Boom all over her face. luckily for her i used steady aim so none of it went on her hair. We went round for another round because i was packing One man Army, and you didn't hear us because we were both using Ninja!!

[Trollingis1337]

@ANDY724KOBE choke on your on dick faggot

[hy3unit]

you smash your buttons so much o_O ... at 7:40 when your shooting and reloating with your pistols what can you possibly be pressing while reloading lmao-_-

[hy3unit]

g11 is the new overpowered weapon of the game

[Moviegoer321]

Paul- You put that team on your back and nearly carried them up the mountain. 51 kills! Jesus that is remarkably epic. And that streak at the end was insane.

[stevenlu12]

Paul went 51 4 i mean come on how much can u do...

[Doylerx]

tallyboy1888, clearly a celtic fan :L

[alex111999444]

i have like a 2.5 kd but a 4 win lossm

[imyurfather]

i hate RCXD's they always come for me as well its so retarded

[JonnyVargas]

haha lol this was such a funny vid.

[MetaloverSH]

pyro you a miscer?

[jumpunder15]

.8 in mw2 1.2 in blops

[ThrowinqKnife]

WOW NOISY CONTROLLER

[Deception280]

2.90 Paul, cmon man thats garbage ahahahaha jkI have a 1.30 and im pleased with that

[Mc9300]

2.35 mw2 and 3.81 black ops

[McLAllen8]

the average KD is actually less than 1 as you can kill yorself, which counts a death but not a kill, and if u kill a teamate u get a death as does he and no-one gets a kill

[steve9893]

do more of these there hilarious

[ELDAR0REBORN]

do you lurk ?

[Geome7ry]

asian or irish ? 

[criticalpeak]

this game makes me as angry as a flacid beaver... get it?

[StabbyJoe135]

average kd is actually about 0.85 :D

[068856]

5:29 - 5:35 wtf were you even saying?

[MaistroDavid]

1.50 on MW2 and 2.47 on Black Ops, and it's climbing rapidly :)

[IdRatherYouDidnt]

A lot of call of duty is about connection. The worst player can kill the best player if he's host. It's a sad fact.

[liekomgoosh]

Quality. These videos are very funny to watch! and talk about beast mode engaged.

[leoofbodom]

@23rawr23 I didn't watch it. 1 minutes, I wrote the comment, I switched it off.

[leoofbodom]

@leoofbodom commentators usually want critique, thats what the comment box is there for. I gave it him, and yes, if you watch a minute of the video everything I said above is in that 1 minute, I'm sure he carries on for the whole video.

[Got1faN]

4:55 LMFAO

[AdventChild93]

OH EIGHT HUNDRED DOUBLE OH, TEN SIXTY SIX! YEAHHHHH

[TheBestAtWin]

Respectfully requesting shorter head hair.

[josejosejose12]

i cant comment much cuz im on ps3 and youtube is ehh on it but your vids are great keep it up

[Spiniello1]

lol my KD is 2.75, I say that's pretty gd for a person who had a 1.45 KD in mw2

[MaistroDavid]

@Spiniello1 i'm the exact same :) 

[wkerkhof13]

constantly have the worst players in my team 2.. don't know why but yeah :)

[pyrofeliac4lyfe]

You sexy mother fucker

[FBis7331]

Holy shit rename that 74u class to "ultimate rapeage time"

[LukeeNUFC]

3:17 lul

[dippdinbutta]

Man he takes the game wayyyyy too seriously. Complete asshole. I'll probably get a bunch of hate messages from his foot soldiers but fuck you Paul, you need to calm down.

[maxvandewiele]

do you know owned in rusian? "owned!"

[thegreatcanadiand00d]

use twitter to give yourself better teammates

[SharksIncorporated]

You got a little nervous when you heard the announcer call out an RC-XD at 4:33, eh? Don't worry, I get like that too xD

[parrallord]

i make myself the same question, getting more than 50 kills and still lose the game?

[Fliping8]

This game is 10% luck 20% skill 15% concentrated power of will 5% pleasure 50% pain and 100% reason to remember the name :P

[MrNeedAMic]

lolmad

[xairsoftxexperiencex]

paul, i wish u wouldnt say ur kd is bad. my kd is only 2.23 and ur saying urs is bad?? i mean, i no ppl on youtube want u to b humble and all, but it almost makes me feel like mine sux. i feel like mines ok, but its nothing compared to urs...

[RoxStarDon]

KDR doesn't mean you're a good player unless you only play TDM and FFA.

[vlieginator]

"eidsbakkane, great name... gonna call my first child that" lol

[xTheeLancelotx]

Yeah that always happen to me, I get the players that can't get more than 6 kills. Why? I ca already tell when I'm gonna struggle.

[11Reaper9]

A good kd is like 1.65 or higher

[MrShadow773]

The reason he didn't die is because you weren't using steady aim

[Hellschaoticdiablo]

He's French the fact he went 1 and 30 proves his love for his country by mimicking their past efforts in wars ;)

[RavenbladeJr]

@Hellschaoticdiablo LOL

[TechnicalDifficult]

@Hellschaoticdiablo ZING!

[Frankyboy1177]

@Hellschaoticdiablo I don't understand what you mean^^

[macroomkid09]

@Hellschaoticdiablo lol gay

[12krazy34]

fuck your team.

[cenamad]

Nt in a bad wy or anythin paul your a great player and very entertaining but when it comes down to live commentarys your a bit of an asshole honestly. Ur disrespectful to player who are not as "good" as you and it as if they all have to play ad good as you to play the game at all.. This is exactly why i dont play cod anymore

[CosmicJavi96]

@cenamad k

[helloqxz]

that's happened to me before. i once went 50-15, but my team lost 7500-7200

[Pr0XySh0Tz]

3:51 FUCK ME!

[GearsDemon]

Yeah , i'm at like a 2.5KD and i seriously hate it when XX1337QSXX will come up and hip fire me wit his WA2000.  Very frustrating.

[Tenzach]

How is a 2.9 KD a bad KD? I have a 1.4 KD and I don't think that's a bad KD.

[azbavenger24]

no offense but playing a video game doesnt rep your country in any way shape or form

[TheGrizzyMan]

u bitch to much

[ceul]

@TheGrizzyMan well he did just get 51 kills in a TDM and lost. Im pretty sure you would bitch too. Please try to think next time you type dumb ass

[ColorsMercurial]

If frustration is your problem with this game, you should try some minecraft to wind down. I bet you'd enjoy it.

[alankennedy1]

@ColorsMercurial r u joking? he has shitloads of minecraft videos

[ColorsMercurial]

@alankennedy1 That was me hoping to convince him to create more actually. I know about them. =P

[timschroeder546]

good job paul. These live commentaries are good and funny as well.

[jsnshm3]

The only time I got five-man-spray (2 headshots)in a Team Deathmatchthe host rage quitted.

[159630tomwazhear]

you should do these more

[AceEpicabyss]

USE THE POWER OF THE FLACK JACKET PAUL!!!!

[asintean]

I feel so sorry for you

[WinstonCHall13]

haha i bet ur teammates were like "I'm not a walking target!!!"

[skatergamer1]

old meme is old paul

[Jsd007i]

WOW 6 AND 22 LOOOOOOOOOL

[fatherjackdrink]

0800 00 1066!

[PleaseBends]

LOOK @ 9:00 HE PAST THE GUY HE STUNED. just wanted to let you know

[SteveZavitz]

Well, at least you did pretty well... I've pretty much given up on objective-based game types without a party of at least two or three. I wish they would introduce a Mercenary playlist that would incorporate things other than TDM.

[thedigger11111]

dude i legit feel for u after seeing that

[butcherdasquare]

0800 00 1066

[ImNotAStarWarsFanboy]

0800 00 1066.

Hastings Direct FTW.

[sasishaan]

Ah unlucky m8

[keags2010]

Ur teammates fuckin sucked and ur a beast

[xxxbigredxxx717]

whens double xp weekend

[EMAN00619]

no no the avarge kd is .70 1.00 is great compared to what i've seen before.

[DylanTM1996]

Think you 2.90 K/D is good? Ive got a 12.75 K/D on Star wars battlefront 2 for PS2...Beat that... =P

[ald0sco]

The average KDR isn't necessarily 1, is it?

[jew117]

@ald0sco it must be 1 because the total number of kills is equal to the total number of deaths, apart from suicides

[ald0sco]

@jew117 I was just thinking that one would get the average KD by adding up every players KD and dividing the sum by the number of players. So for example if Player1 goes 3-1 (KDR: 3) and Player2 goes 1-3 (KDR: 0,33), then 3+0,33=3,33. 3,33/2=1,665. Something along those lines, but on a larger scale.

[MrStarskyJones]

@ald0sco i think most people understand how an average is calculated.

[ald0sco]

@MrStarskyJones Just trying to point out that the "for every kill there is a death" doesn't always apply.

[MrStarskyJones]

@ald0sco  fair enough. point taken. friends?

[ald0sco]

@MrStarskyJones Of course. I love you, man. ;)

[boredwan]

@ald0sco the average k/d is not meant literally. It's a term used to describe what the average player would get and I'd say that .85 is the average players k/d. Anything higher and you're above average. Anything less and you should watch woodysgamertag for tips

[HungarianCactus]

@ald0sco like .88

[WorldOfTheLeaf]

@ald0sco Average of community is like a .80. A normal player should at least be able to pull a 1

[ikorolou]

actually the average K/D is just below 1.00 due to suicides. sorry if that comes across as trolling I'm just really into math

[Shuffler24seven]

HE WASNT PLAYING OBJECTIVE

[unIimited360x]

omg at 2:22 u state that if a person is bad at a game you think their country is bad ?

[conr2010]

LOL,god handpicked the 5 most gaming challenged people in the world to even out the match

[TheTazMonkey]

0800 00 1066.

[pleasedontbIockme]

paul, what about some prestige tdm??

[5deadspace]

My best game was 52-0 and the entire enemy team quit and my score ended up not counting.Safe to say i was annoyed

[iTzSkillzzz]

Props to you paul ;D

[TheGreatBinky]

Wow 51 my max in tdm is like 36

[halziboy10]

Enjoy the game, stop blabbing on about k/d , im the best player, just enjoy it. if u dont enjoy it, dont play it :/

[lllunchbox]

@halziboy10 It's hard to enjoy it when you're going 4 k/d and your team is 0.20 k/d. You get wrecked on because you have no support and it makes you frustrated because even though you got 500% of anybody's kills, you still lose a game because people are so bad at this game. It makes sense that he's complaining about his teammates, they all went under 0.30 k/d. One guy went 0 and 9, how do you do that? That's not enjoyable to sit through if you're playing that game...

[Pyropuncher]

@lllunchbox truer words have never been spoken ;P

[Spare1ForMe]

"Come on TallBoy1886 this isn't the battle of hastings, move your fat ass!" Classic ;D

[HappyCamper7]

you look a lot more asain than most Belfast people lol

[PvTrYaN6969]

when is the double xp weekend? this weekend?

[coolioboyrules]

@PvTrYaN6969 probly when map pack comes out

[thatrandomguy9211]

ahah this was the funniest videoo

[lStriker64l]

no double xp btw

[MadlukeLCM]

Not everyone is gonna ve great at COD, as long as you keep up your level of play your doing all you can. And k/d really does mean nothing.

[Bazzer239]

Ooooh, ow, most people know how annoying and frustrating it is to get bad teammates. Domination annoys me immensely, especially when I'm the only one capping flags and other t/mates stand next to you and look at you being shot.

Keep 'em up :-)

[lllanmollll]

The only time I got over 50 kills in a TDM the host turned of his PS3. I don't have to tell you how fucking pissed I was.

[MadlukeLCM]

@lllanmollll I think we all have one of those tales to tell. I remember getting a flawless 29-0 and the game closed. :/

[vipermichiel]

more of this

[xonman890]

the avg kd is like .8 lol

[GLUTTONYnLUST]

Paul, how tall are you? Also, can someone tell me if my commentaries are any good

[Pyropuncher]

@GLUTTONYnLUST 5'8

[ItsCampbellCRAZIE]

@Pyropuncher he meant to ask "how long are you"

[Brian4846]

@Pyropuncher your quite small

[samsung448]

@GLUTTONYnLUST they're not.

[swiftfighter94]

I dont get why people play for K/D. I just get on to have some fun, to relax and not try to do anything.

[TheCODxPlayer]

@swiftfighter94 Some ppl are more into the game.

[swiftfighter94]

@TheCODxPlayer I do try to get good K/D's sum games. Mine is liek 1.7 but thts cuz i mess around alot, im not a comentator so im not expected to do anything. If i was one i would be the bigest try hard out there lol not that Paul is or anything..

[NOTOR1OUSTEBE]

I wish I could say 2.9 isn't great...

[theINCREDIBLEswede]

Keep the square with your head in, you look so cute when you're focusing :D (very homo)

[TheGhettoPanda]

pyropuncher, you should use a template like seananners or captainsparklez. its a lot less distracting

[HLGInfinityFilms]

lmao they sucked

[ATXMidget]

I like your normal commentary's better.

[juwboi]

Your streak at the end was brilliant....I like this, keep doing pwease

[TheGermandude2]

How did pyro know he had a lucky game? Maybe he is a really good/consistent player who plays for the objective idk I just h8 it when people assume shit like that

[popajohn24]

this was actually worse than playing with boosters cause with boosters only 2 people go 0-?? and not EVERYONE! wtf!? ya i know they didnt all go 0-?? but still did reallll bad..

[TheVv9]

what happened to the random set up vids?

[StealthClown402]

That French guy was probably just making sure you were aware that he is gonna surrender soon

[haig271]

that is an i hate my team commentary if i ever saw one

[MissFrybread]

wow props for owning with a team like that.

[SteelBlueDragon]

i hate shitty team mates it makes things 100 times better when i join a game and the other team has a chopper gunner and the score is 5000-2200 and i get put on the team with a score of 2200

[HeyLookaSandwich]

OMG! the AK47 sounds soooooo beastly Russia FTW :P

[SeeMessil]

What a beast run at the end!

[091MW2]

7:30

Grenade Fail... :o

[MrCobydog13]

You should invite me sometime. I won't drag your team down, my KD is above 2. It's around a 2.5 or so if you take out all of my sniper kills (from when I quickscope). I don't camp, I rush so I have above a 2 KD while rushing. You should invite me sometime :P Respond if yes? Probably not but that's fine.

[091MW2]

the background noise fades out just for you to say fuck

[doublearon10]

pyro please dont stop doin live coms i find dem so fukn funny

[Bluegamer94]

awesome sereis do some more of them =P liked 

[CapnRiggs2k5]

jesus tap-dancing christ! you go 51-14 and the next closest guy guy 6-22! you have to either be trying to be that bad or they're just, at best, half a tard. nice attempt trying to bring your team back tho.

[kirkyrob72]

paul your team always sucks you should play with me :) Teh PandaaR

[MrCobydog13]

@kirkyrob72 I'm looking for people to play with :D But you probably don't care about me even though my KD is above 2, would be around 2.5 if I never sniped.

[IAmLacertosus]

ireally enjoyed these live comms and with your face in the cornor just your trash talking ans all that. Priceless! moar moar!

[EC4MOLLYSMDFAG]

how were ur exams???

[14mn00b]

No one on your team with a K/D above 0.27 .. Lol .. xD

[leoofbodom]

using memes in speech = cringggeeeee. you act passive about being good at the game then bitch about it like a complete cunt

[Soundwave04]

You really were a one man army there!

[ilikestuff6619]

that is pretty nice of you to say the average KD is 1, i bet it is probably .7

[noel12th]

Holy fucking tornado. 51 kills and a loss? I get pissed when I have 30 and my team loses...