Mario 64... very slowly..

[hipsterjustice]

"Well guys we finally got star number 13!" ~ now inhabited by man in robot body

[AutoOntology]

The processing power of 2 sticks and 3 rubber bands.

[Goldbloodeddragon]

Still better than Kaizo Mario 64

[RayAndFlare]

it is actually painful to listen to the sound of his mac

[supersonicman96]

my alarm clock emulates better than this

And its in the trash

[SuperNerd000]

I know that Macs can't play games but this is ridiculous

[FreedInsanity]

If you played this video in an Apple Store, the whole company would go out of business.

[hikikomoe]

It's 2012. Congratulations on star number six!

[blackoutworm]

He bought the first mac ever made, and he's still using it.

But now it's full of dust, and the fans are crying for air.

[DarkRazorZ]

This is what you get for using a Mac. My fucking phone can emulate Mario 64 perfectly.

[TheKogunEnjou]

@DarkRazorZ But can it run....CRYSIS?!

[MrEduardKhil]

@DarkRazorZ I know right? My iPod can play PS1 games but it's lame on a small screen, I'm looking to buy a 10 inch tablet for emulation really.

[chaserthewolf]

@DarkRazorZ My 2003 PC could run this game perfectly.

[pockuinator]

@DarkRazorZ OMAGAWSH It's you! The ghostie winner! (I don't know why I'm surprised, it's not like you're not allowed to do anything except TCR).

[88Meters]

I feel bad...

for YouTube. For having to house idiots who make crap like this.

[dilsco]

I wonder if he's gotten to star #6 yet...

[MrIgotabadfeeling]

His voice is like the squirrel from Ice Age

[UmlautBanana]

"And in 2012, I plan to get star number 6!"

You guys should check up on him tomorrow.

[tt89898989]

His computer literally processes things slower then a Nintendo 64.

A Nintendo 64 runs faster then this poor bastard's computer.

[KiteStrongart]

So 10 fps with a game that runs at 30. That's playing the game at a third speed. How could you possibly...Did he do a WHOLE lets play?

[Catastrogue]

Wait, what? He played Super Mario 64 on his washing machine? Awesome.

[AlphaDragon919]

It's slow because his Mac is a completely over worked, nuclear silo. That's why it's making all of those noises.

[RedFoxProductions10]

This is how Mac sucks

[MiningMarsh]

My PSP gets a better frame rate than this.

[GamingAddict820]

Is it wrong to have a WIndows 7 computer, with a mac theme to it? Like all the sounds even the maximize, minimize, and exit button like on this are the same.

[NorthAnticipated]

@MamaLuigi314 LOL closed your account.

[dewybmt]

@NorthAnticipated and you still responded to him. LOL even after it's gone he apparently still bugs the hell out of you. and who checks another guys channel after a month of arguing? i'm just saying. macs aren't shitty, but the only real use you would have is work or art or music, projects basically. but pc just overshadows it so much that in retrospect, mac computers may as well be.

[NorthAnticipated]

@dewybmt Blablabla. Have you bothered to check accounts, anyway? I'm not MamaLuigi314.

Props for not being able to read.

[dewybmt]

@NorthAnticipated uhhh woops, you aren't katamari101. my bad. i'm going to ignore your attempt to say can't read since you apparently didn't read the conversation and thought i was trying to talk to mamaluigi314.

[Katamari101]

@MamaLuigi314 You can't tell me what to think about something.

I like Macs. Shut the fuck up.

[Katamari101]

@MamaLuigi314 It's my opinion that Macs are good.

[Katamari101]

@MamaLuigi314 No, they're not. I use Macs, and from my experience, they aren't shit.

[Katamari101]

@MamaLuigi314 No, Macs AREN'T shitty computers.

[d01hazel]

5:24 I really wish you had said "feet" instead of face. Then it would have been perfect.

[mardar18]

He just wanted to extend the gaming experience, it seems..

[terroristbombing]

yyyyyyyyyyyaaaahhhhhooooo

[MalamiteLtd]

sixtyforce

As in, "sixtyforce you to play this game at a ridiculously slow framerate."

[Qbopper]

@MamaLuigi314

Fuckaduck, why all the hate?

I'm a Windows and I like all the OSs. Stop bitching.

But the price is retarded.

[WhiteTiger225]

@Qbopper Mac is incomatible with most everything yet pertentious idiots still pay 900 more dollars for something that can only run half as well and 1% as much as a Microsoft OS. Mac maybe vonce pushed things forward as a competitor, but now it is equivelant to gouchi purses/

[TheMarcemGuy]

@WhiteTiger225 Because a computer and OS = the same!

[WhiteTiger225]

@TheMarcemGuy Because Mac puts out its own computers with its own operating system just like Microsoft and no one goes out and buys a mac OS and goes through the trouble of reformatting an entire Microsoft bought and OSed machine just to put a MAC OS on it.

The MOAR U LURK

[AmericanSupremacy1]

he was probably using zd recorder... i tried that for an emulator and it fucks ur frame rate all to hell for some reason.

[Rvshem]

@MamaLuigi314 Truth.

[cavbob]

Holy crap. The video itself slowed down my computer.

[kuaieq]

ogay were back

[criminal90210]

This is what happens when you LP with a Mac... which is used for business deals (some illegal ;))

[DrSuperMarioMan6464]

I saw my childhood in slow motion!

[WerewolfOfTheWater]

lol mac

[BlueEmeraldX]

"He got hit!? That's like being in 'The Matrix' bullet time and still getting shot!"

That's the best line from this video. XD

[protoAuthor]

@BlueEmeraldX

I'd like to sperg out and point out that in the first movie, Neo still got shot when he did Bullet Time. Granted, it only skimmed his leg and shoulder, but, still... I mean, I get the joke, but it's that little spergy tingling in the back of my head that I need to let out.

[WhiteTiger225]

@protoAuthor So how does this knowledge help you get laid?

[protoAuthor]

@WhiteTiger225

Funny thing is, it actually keeps me from getting laid.

[WhiteTiger225]

@protoAuthor Well that dodge position DOES make sex hard..

[iWinxtehxinternets]

anyone surprised he's on a mac?

[Brian12327]

he must have like a g2.

[StreiBullet]

9 minutes to get a star that you can get in under 2 minutes.

...Wow...

[Gasoline85]

It's like we're in a sort of time-warp where everything that should happen fast takes forever... :P

[WobblyLegMan]

AhhhhSTOCKER SHROOM!

[SecretSpetsnaz]

He should call it super mario 16 for the framerate!!! LOL

[LiquidZ2k]

@SecretSpetsnaz No that would be super mario 8

[aaronburnsyou]

My GOD, my computer started running slower once I started watching this video!!!

[GenesisTree]

ready to EAT YOU!

[monkeylemur]

LOL tool assisted slow run.

[GenesisTree]

on what channel can I find the original video?

[RockmanKenny]

SuperRamenBowl3, but he stopped making videos, and his videos are all gone.

[unknownworld234]

i couldnt watch the whole thign after 5 minutes im like this is going to slow

[icyevilchief]

if i had to guess i would say that his average FPS of his vid is aout 9.5 to 10 FPS

[CrAcKsMoKeR13]

EXPERIENCE BLAZING SINGLE DIGIT FPS!

[NothingonTF]

Ok thiss iss gonna be FABULOUSSS...

[Dkostuj]

Can't wait.

[Chanuk]

Gosh.

[AgainSeeron]

Can't wait?

I'm afraid you'll /have to/.

[EthVortexShield]

n~n

[Bladedlightning]

I know there's a lot of N64 ROMs that tend to lag at some points, but...

Never before have I seen a video with an average of 10 fps. This video's just about as handicapped as the person who made it.

[Gamiac]

Hey, it could be worse. He(she?) could be trying to play Oblivion, or Fallout 3.

[Virus610]

Running up a down escalator is actually pretty fun, at least once.

Climbing a pole for 25 seconds... Eh.

[br1ck4br4ck]

25 actually. he attached to the pole at 3:47 and reached the mushroom at the top at 4:12. still, your point still stands

[AZthehedgehog]

tbh, my computer is almost like his, but I'm clever enough not to make crappy LP's on it...

[lisledre]

I forgot the original person who pointed this out, however: fast-forward by 30-second intervals and listen to the computer running and how it runs harder and harder. It's insane.

[carefreew0rld]

he didn't complete the lp because his computer exploded and his house burnt down because of it

[StreakXD]

If you wanted to fall alsleep, you'd just watch this. (Without the Retsu commentary, obviously)

[ColeOmatic]

im glad you went with Cagen Retarded!

[MisterMittens]

Cajun retarded? Like that guy from Forest Gump?

[br1ck4br4ck]

i love how, if you skip ahead throughout the video, you can hear the whining of his computer get louder and higher pitched. by the end its like twice as loud as it was in the beginning.

[DarkMario2]

Whaddya know, it is!  xD

[pentfixion]

It's true, it sounds like he's in a fucking airplane.

[Shockro]

Wow Macs, you really were never meant to touch video games.

[MisterMittens]

Man, I had a 5-year old emac that ran sixtyforce MUCH better than this. Still, I wouldn't recommend doing this.

[clynsvin123]

ROFL, how the hell is your computer that bad

[Gamewitzer]

Its a mac.

[NothingonTF]

Zing!

[ROHisLife]

More Dave_o please.

[DivisibleByWaffle]

Behold, the only Youtube video that can actually slow down time.

[thegoodreaper]

@DivisibleByWaffle Not the only one, Electrical beast can summon the time gods to defeat bowser at 3 Frames per second.