Carvel Turkey Ice Cream cake commercial

[graysonhugh1]

..And we don't use any air conditioning, just FRESH river water, to make TOM the THANKSGIVING TURKEY, made FRESH right in you car, you can use your mastah cahd, or visa, or express, to SEND it as gift to you mothah or your fathah, and it's SPECIAL at your pahtishipatin carvel ice cream store. Sure! Whadya think?!? THANK YOU!!

[cstoczyn]

GOBBLE-GOBBLE!!!!

[cstoczyn]

FTW

[cstoczyn]

OMG!

[cstoczyn]

LOL

[cstoczyn]

Happy Holidays!!!!

[cstoczyn]

Happy Thanksgiving!!!!

[cstoczyn]

Long Live Tom Carvel!!!!

[Luddseven]

Tom Carvel always sounded like he had fur on his tongue.

[warszawianka]

Try turning on the closed captions... it's like Beat poetry.

"Hi mister king Thanksgiving, his idea and they Russians in your car are those two of my vehicle until they learned independent come up with a liberal country machine."

[Wa3ypx]

Have they ever exhumed the body of Tom Carvel to determine how he died?? His niece was suppose to do this

[Wa3ypx]

Did cookie puss die or is he still alive?? Any body know where he is living now?

[davidpar2]

i'll never forget his voice announcing these commercials

[TD9001]

Why can't I find the holiday commercial in which the announcer completely stumbles over his lines at the end? It used to be on YouTube. It was adorable and hilarious; he sounded completely hammered, or something...

[ElNingyou]

@TD9001 I think you're talking about the one with the pilgrim cake. I remember seeing that on YouTube at one time as well. (Come to think of it, I'm having trouble finding the original Cookie Puss ad with the creepy voice. Why would anyone pull those?)

[AllisonTheSNLGuru]

I have this on my channel as well - from 1988. It aired on WPIX. My mom hates Tom Carvel's voice and cringes every time we go to the supermarket and I start quoting this commercial.

[cstoczyn]

@AllisonTheSNLGuru RIP Tom Carvel

[nocturnarboreal]

the turkey is the same mold as the jack-o-lantern

[heavyxmetalxmaniac]

oh god my ears!

CREEEEEEEEEEPY!

[DevanLund]

Wow, what Patton Oswalt said is true: Carvel really did have just 3 pans, and depending on which way they turned them, that was what the cake would be. Turn Fudgie the Whale vertically, and it would be a puffy-looking Santa. "Yeah, Santa was giving some guys the hairy eyeball at the local tavern, and they don't cotton too well to queers, so they took him out back and worked him over good. Gave him a blanker party for over and hour; that's our Kris Kringle Pummeled Cake."

[JMein13074]

Whats the other commercial?

[amberchrome]

And Carvel franchise owners everwhere would scream "Get that old man off the commercials!" when one came up on TV.

[craftruth2009]

@amberchrome Thank God Tom Carvel died 20 years ago or else we'd have to endure decades more of that pedophile old man

[albee1000]

Ah, the great taste of ice cream made from fresh turkey.

[ChevKen]

The turkey is just a Cookie Puss.

[mrath]

Santa claus is just a fudgie the whale