Blowtorch - "Don't call the fire department from a burning building" - A G.I. Joe PSA

[DetachedArtist]

They named the Fire fighter after an object the creates fire - o.k

[Sokkalovesme]

OH SHIT! GET THE FUCK OUT!

~Noodle~

[picklemnstr11]

detected you tell em two things and I go runnin in~

[robbobjonification]

How the hell does this kid manage to cause a fire that big in a matter of 2 seconds!?

[The4EverYoung85]

@robbobjonification He's not a very good cook, or the stove is faulty.

[RogersRoyal]

So Blowtorch just happens to randomly walk in on houses when only two young kids are home in the hopes that they start fires from cooking near curtains that are mysteriously near a stove only so he can be a "hero" for saving these kids lives?

The kids were safe but too bad with all his talking and the time it took to get the fire department there the house probably burned down. But at least a random guy known for using flamethrowers just happens to be there.. uh uh. I smell lawsuit.

[Vespher]

You know cooking?

Yeah do!

[captianbjorn]

In the time it took to explain that, you could have called the Fire Department.

[Dominater111145]

-Mom know your cooking

-No, I'm home by myself

-SSHHHIIITT she'll know NOW, FIRE

[AussieHavanna]

Thanks Scottie! :D

[ThePTB]

OH SHIT GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!

[TomPixelMan]

blowtorch blew my torch

[onetimeffxi]

WTF... What was Blowtorch doing in their house?

[The4EverYoung85]

@onetimeffxi He broke in

[Musicposter4you]

@onetimeffxi raping

[chibicelchan]

I think Blowtorch had more lines in this PSA than he had in the entire cartoon series.

[Seydaschu]

I think the parody has much better advice. It makes "get out of the house 1st priority" much more urgent than calmly explaining it in the kitchen.

[Timmyboy505]

Fire f f f f fire fa fafa fiirirrreeee

[Minimole404]

I love how he stands there and explains fire safety inside a burning building.

[Valreth]

And I done, Runnin'.

[Pasc9]

Detective, you tell me do things, there's no going, I done runnin

[KroweOfficial]

"You not cookin"

"Yeaidoo"

[NintendoBengan]

does the people in this show just watch little children from afar and wait for them to do something wrong so they can give them a lesson?

[TheJeffster23]

The house is burning down, and he says

"if there's a REAL fire"

is he not noticing the house is ablaze? is the fire fake? who knows?

[DANNYROCKHOT]

OK First b4 we get out of the house I need to tell you that the first thing you do is excape! fire spreads quickly and balh blah blah blah blah blah!!! OK LETS GET THE HELL OUT *Half of house is already burnt down*

[superniitendofan64]

OH SHIT! GET THE FUCK OUT! GO BITCH GET OUT YOU STUPID IDIOT WE`RE ALL GONNA DIE!

[Thoexis]

PORKCHOP SAMMICHES

[lukethedukea380]

detective, there no going and you say i do tings i no run an.....

[Dazzles98]

Hmm... There's nothing about not setting your house on fire or cooking without supervision! :-o

[Tyranus1]

you're not cooking

[pic74]

but blowtorch starts fires...

[darkman699]

well now we can call the fire department from our cellphones! so screw you Blowtroch! :)

[dickcheney6]

Can I use an extension cord to call from outside?

[Squadron266]

IF there is a real fire? there's a fucking fire right now!



[Keybug55]

FUCK WE'RE ALL DEAD!

[MrNic59]

OH SHIT! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!

[TheAndrewj96]

"She'll know now! Fire!"

What a disrespectful little shit. XD

[Jtangel27]

"Does mom know you're cooking?"

"No, no one's home but me."

"She'llknownowfire!"

[KillerCroconaw]

I cant take this video seriously... the parodies are just drilled in my head!

[GigaBahamut]

DUDE! The parody was more useful than the original! How? The Abridged Blowtorch was yelling at the kids to get the f*ck out and the original Blowtorch is giving him a lecture inside a burning building....something ain't right >:(

Also...PORKCHOP SANDWICHES! :D

[Popcornroman]

Who the fuck puts curtains over a gas stove anyway?

Blowtorch sabotaged that to look like the hero.

[The4EverYoung85]

@Popcornroman Would that explain why he was randomly in their house?

[Popcornroman]

@The4EverYoung85 Yes. He was hiding in the shadows. Waiting for his cue.

[NickDude2251]

dont call the fire department!!!!!!!!!!!! leave IMMEDIATLY... after some random dood who just HAPPENS to be in ur house 4 him 2 giv u a lecture, and THEN leave

[GagarinCCCP]

WAWAWAWAWAWAWAWA

[TheJuantheGr8]

That kid probably got his ass WHOOPED by his Mom when she came home.

[jedihunter176]

Remember kids, if a small flame begins to appear on something, don't douse or stamp it out! Run out of the house and allow the fire to spread and destroy your home!

[wileyk209zback]

IDK why, but I would've loved to see Animaniacs parody these G.I. Joe PSAs!

[loveisallyouneed98]

ye detect it you tell me do things i done run and...

[Korvan1993]

KIDS!!! DONT CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT FROM INSIDE THE BURNING HOUSE! But when I stranger suddenly appears in the VERY BURNING ROOM!!!! <---(!!!!) then listen to what ever he says! NOW you're safe :^)

[poopiedeloopie]

That is THE worst kitchen design I have EVER seen. Yeah, lets just put 4 foot long cloth curtains right here on the stove. I doubt this will cause a dilemma. Also, I like how that other kid is basically taunting the fact that this kids house is on fire. "She'll know now!".

I'm convinced these PSAs were created by people who don't understand basic human interaction.

[The4EverYoung85]

@poopiedeloopie Which explains why the GI Joes randomly appear, often in suggestive and unfortunate places that may suggest that the GI Joes are stalkers/child molesters.

[areposo]

GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE FUCK WERE ALL DEAD GET THE FUCK OUT

[JeffroTV]

Porkchop sandwiches!

[Pasc9]

You not cook anything, yea dude, oooh, ahhh, babababababababa, porkchop sandwiches, oh shit get the fuck out of, go get the fuck out, fuck were all dead, get the fuck out, my god did that smell good

[redsox1006]

Pork-chop sandwhiches!

[gengarjetty]

blow torch + snow job = blowjob

[ethanroth27]

ya just let me talk to you about safety while the building burns down on top of our heads

[joshhusbands]

PORKCHOP SANDWICHES!....HOLY SHIT GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!

[humrH2360]

Porkchop sandwiches!

[101tyman]

Why was blowtorch inside the kid's house? :[

[The4EverYoung85]

@101tyman 'Cuz the GI Joes are always found in dubious places in or around kids. Surprised the kids (or the parents, if they really have earned the right to be parents -- and not just by having sex, mind you) don't have restraining orders out on them.

[chibicelchan]

Well maybe MOM shouldn't have had curtains that close to the damn stove!

[cbraxxas]

"OH SHIT, GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!!!"

[mudkipNDS]

Aye, I'm a leprechaun and all that.

[dennyfrontier]

So this is what the original audio is... PORKCHOP SANDWHICHES!

[shaithis80]

did I just witness a complete stranger breaking and entering into the home. Oh yeah I'm sure he saw the fire from outside and turned an unlocked door knob and entered the premises. Look I understand people are good samaritans and are but going into home unannounced can get you shot or arrested. Better to break out that eighties device called a cell phone and dial 911.

[HarveyIsFat]

PORKCHOP SANDWICHES!

[theshellshock30]

Call chuck Norris

Now I know

And knowing is half the battle

[theshellshock30]

Blowtorch: now lie to your mom about it

Kids: now I know

Blowtorch: and lying is half the battle

GI Joe

[flashypork]

"Mom know you're cooking?" "Nope! No one is home but me!" [curtains catch fire] "She'll know now!"

What a snide little asshole. The fucking house is on fire and that's the first thing he says.

[jewface57]

He's with the IRA run like fuck :P

[Atomsmasher420]

Um... is Blowtorch canadian?

[The4EverYoung85]

Irish ('course, he could be Irish-Canadian)

[moonable1]

ABUBUHBABABABUHBUBUBUBUH

[lilsingingsensation]

PORKCHOP SANDWICHES

OH S** GET OUT

[TaTgurl1003]

you're both safe...and stupid

[freakingrandom12345]

PORK CHOP SANDWICHES!!!

[MaleficDan]

I've been watching these GI JOE PSAs for over an hour and I still can't figure out what the other half of the battle is

[frostedlambs]

this is silly i cook tea all the time ...... well i am an adult

[Greenbirdz2]

0:10 why are they all standing there, talking, in a burning building????

[frozenterror93]

wow...make advice while the building is burning..

[pantyflash]

Like, wonderful advice. Wouldn't it be better not to start that range fire in the first place? Way to go, babes!

[MASTACHIEFPWN]

What was he doing in there house in the first place?

[The4EverYoung85]

@MASTACHIEFPWN You know these GI Joes. They think because they're an elite fighting force, then can break into civilians' homes and stalk (and in some cases, inappropriately touch) kids.

[rm2kmidi]

Turn off the stove.... baking soda... fire extinguisher?

[gtaIV7]

why was he in their house listening to their conversation?

[albusron3490]

PORKCHOP SANDWICHES!

[LordEli]

......PORKCHOP SANDWICHES!

[kdreamland]

"Mum know you're cooking?"

"Nope, no one's home but me!"

"She'll know now, FIRE!" such a cocky brother.

Also, blowtorch runs so fast inside their house to get to the kids, then stops to tell them about REAL fires. "If there's a REAL fire..." well what do you call this Blowtorch? A practice?

[brucewayne79]

So let me get this straight. A guy who uses a flamethrower to start fires is giving kids advice about fire safety.

[IshidaTheQuincy]

Yu not cookin!

[jaydubyuel]

Hasbro are assholes for suing Fensler for making this better.

[DeathAtSpawn]

press 3 to a beat.

Dubstep!

[goosebumper88]

because i watched porkchop sandwiches, this was suggested to me

now porkchop sandwiches is ruined in my eyes, nice job youtube

[Vadion12]

Alright as an irish man I take ofense to this...every time I broke into a strange kids house and tried to grab him and give him advice I got arrested...muct be his jumpsuit

[rodian10]

I always liked Blowtorch's Irish accent!

[crazybat07]

Blowtorch has always been 1 of my favorite Joes!

[DarthElk]

Someone should have written a PSA for the adults: "Don't put flammable curtains right above the stove." What kind of building inspector would have allowed that to happen?

[gamefreak9]

That town must have the best fire department ever...they showed up seconds after the fire started lmao!

[SmugHipster]

Say it with me, people: PORKCHOP SANDWICHES!!

[Amonthered]

@SmugHipster i like those with BBQ sauce in them or maybe ketchup on them either way pork chop sandwiches are really good

[pancakewafflebacon]

question: why is the stove top right next to a window? and why does that window have drapes?

[ICEGOD2]

The irony of that PSA from a Joe named Blowtorch.

[Pinochyy]

That curtain would have caught on fire a LONG time before then. Just hangin' there. Waitin'.

[xeiroe]

Not to be punny...but Blowtorch  is hot. >_>;;

And to hell with them bratty kids!

[pinkorpurple432]

PORKCHOP SANDWICHES

[MrBlue693]

Detected-d-d it and no going and you tell me do things and I done running!!

[KeshnerfFilms]

Damn, we need more guys like this one. Notice the fire starts and in less than 5 seconds the guy is in the house...

[mysteryskater48]

"No one's home but me."

Then who the fuck are you talking to? Sgt. Reznov!?

[lumberjum555]

@mysteryskater48 cod reference FTW

[zhetya]

it's funny how he still has some time to explain in the building

[cappsoutlaw]

why does wiki say he's from florida when it sounds like he's my drunking irish dad

[KillerFreya]

Buhbuhbuhbuhbehbubabababah!

[AroadtoDawn]

Oh shit! Get the fuck out of here!

[frozenkiller7]

so you call the fire department when you are instructed not too? im confused. he said not to call the fire department, then he just did!

[superscout240]

blowtorch thats a good name wane thers a fire

[thatguywiththecodes]

Who in the world uses a pan to make porkchop sandwiches?

[ivand1979]

@thatguywiththecodes Well, obviously you've got to cook the pork chops before you can make the sandwiches...

[HabanTheMeantall]

...Why was Blowtorch in their house?

[DarthVader536]

I didn't know they let the Irish belong to the Joes.

Now I don't know who to believe anymore....:)

[TheDullahan]

She'llknownowFIRE!

[7blueblood]

PORKCHOP SANDWICHES!!

[BrianSouvannarath]

i love his accent :D

[Joci445]

PORKCHOP SANDWICHES!

[SecretService80]

D-Detective you tell me do things and I don't want I done runnin'...

[wantedman1000]

porkchop sandwhiches oh shit get the f*ck out of there!

[darkavengr666]

PORKCHOP SANDWHICHES!

[HazyKasumi]

I love how the Irish guys and the people with Boston accents are firefighters. Wow, stereotyping. lol

[TheMysteriousH1]

@HazyKasumi Actually, he's the fire weapons expert, so stereotyping of a different kind ...

[mkt778]

Blow torch will only make it worse.

[becauseiplaythepiano]

Porkchop sandwiches!

[l3lur]

think blowtorch was trying to steal something from the house...else how he can came in that quickly....

[Cyberdemon2006]

Porkchop sandwiches! Oh shit, get the fuck outta here! What are you doing?! Go! Get the fuck outta here you stupid idiots! Fuck! We're all dead! Get the fuck out!

My god did that smell good..

[mikusmarthu]

@Cyberdemon2006

De-Detective... you tell me do things, i don't Run... and...

*rape face*

[Adrastia]

@Cyberdemon2006 I cannot unsee that version now.

[glorbax]

Christ, if your first priority is to escape immediately, he should just tell them to get the fuck out and explain to them afterwords.

I guess the guy from the parody version is actually smarter.

[AzazelBelphegor]

@glorbax Holy shit you're almost as funny as the guy from the parody version

[WhatsAYak]

And what was Blowtorch doing in the house before the fire started, anyway?

[sillygrl23]

@WhatsAYak Going through the mom's underwear drawer maybe?

 lol

[WhatsAYak]

Why are those curtains so close to the stove? I'd imagine the house would be in danger of catching fire every time someone tried to cook a meal!

[grapefruitm00n]

Those kids are FUCKED when Mom & Dad get home!