SHIT STONERS SAY (OFFICIAL)

[alibabas925]

1:11 ftw!!!!!!!!!!

[annikatheend]

MINNESOTA, represent!! <3

[quack720]

1:18 i do that all the time

[Critterbuggin]

dude fly house chiefin room, straight boonkers

[cralmzy]

Kony 2012

[keyzhunt3r]

0:58... LOL

[alibabas925]

PINK FLOYDDD

[SiqDopeNasty]

dude the other shit stoners say is so much better

[griscoe420]

"chiefin bitch", and "you got light?" 

[whatdannysaid]

oh my god you guys are so goddamn cute.

[tooothdecay]

1:09 is me and my friends omg hahaha

[WEA41]

smoking doesn't make you a better driver, my one friend almost killed us. not cause of the weed though, but because he stopped paying attention and zoned out into the music. it's cool we laughed it off. the cop part >>

[SuperOGMudbone]

You guys from Minnesota? Only asking because of the MPLS skyline at end

[NateGUYYY]

@SuperOGMudbone Yes, We are from good ol MN

[alibabas925]

@NateGUYYY MN!!!!

[vahickster]

@NateGUYYY RHYMESAYERS

[AlienBoggle]

"I can hear what you're writing" Made me fuckin' lol

[noml12]

lol i work at a dairy queen and ive servised those stoners that order that much ice cream (including my self)

[noml12]

ive said about 99% of that lol

0:49 ive taking the wheel so manytimes

[imakillyaintheface]

Cypress hill in the end :)

[1221sunkissed]

the sneeze part is so true

[DoHBirDoG]

i like smoking weed and driving , its called a smoke ride :)

[DoHBirDoG]

@DoHBirDoG i do say im too stoned to drive but only cuz i dont feel like driving.

[noml12]

@DoHBirDoG i like to roll and bowl (smoke a bowl while driving)

[dragfag35]

what kind of shirt is the blonde one? the blue shirt.

[bakerism33]

@dragfag35 Grateful Dead shirt

[canadianfortruth]

people that smoke pot don't do that shit .if your a retard and smoke pot your just a stoned retard .pot will not make you act like that. look's like you boys never been around any pot smokers hay???.maybe its a flash back from when you were 15 teen .and pot makes you drive better, get your facts right .up in smoke is funny not this stuff

[xSTRETCHTOiMPRESSx]

@canadianfortruth they have a glass bong in front of them, do you honestly think they bought it just for the video...

[julielatino1]

can't stop laughing!! perfect video

[djteefah]

I miss it so much!

[ktfxckingharperx3]

If you can't drive while high then you must be pretty fucking high. I'm a delivery driver and I smoke that shit on the job.

[QualityKush]

Sick Manifest Glassworks bong

[TheDankiest]

Number 1 thing "what were we talking about" everyone says that

[MoonPisces029]

HAHAHHA i fuckin love this! very accurate

[AnnyCandy223]

And now I wanna smoke.

[BboySohan1]

whats the name of the song at the end

[hearditbefore]

@BboySohan1

hits from the bong (cypress hill)

[RorshachGraffiti]

"I really don't think I should be driving right now" and "Is that a cop?" I've said that waaay too much

[xXDrAwNXx]

omfg the sneeze!

/dead

[beautiekiller]

i actually say that kinda shit...... c:

[tyb0b]

SLP huh?

[NateGUYYY]

@tyb0b yes

[jackass4life1979]

Why is there always one skinny stoner and one big stoner in groups like this??? they are never equal proportions!

[foxislaborn]

"i really dont think i should be driving im so high" and "is that a cop" hahahaha i do that shit the most

[muzikmind77]

1:10 was me this past weekend!!! niceeeee

[KimataroKisharo]

Are you guys from Minnesota?

[NateGUYYY]

@KimataroKisharo we sure are!

[KimataroKisharo]

@NateGUYYY What part?!!?

[NateGUYYY]

@KimataroKisharo SLP baby

[MikaMeMe]

hahahahahaaha this is me and my friend exactly 'I really don't think I should be driving.' 'it's okay I'll take the wheel'

[m2dauffin2]

do you hear that? .... is that the door? is that a cop?

[heidihoho1ify]

haha cypress hill :D

[NateGUYYY]

@AreWeFamousNow Bitch!

[AreWeFamousNow]

not so good there was just recently released wayyyyyyy better than this -____-

[joonipuur]

1:11 ahahahah! Reminds me of my teenage years...

[SpdySpctPrd]

This reminds me of the string cheese incident. Aha.

[ZapZapMimi]

Story.. of my life..

[movieandtvshowcritic]

"HIT THE BONG!"

[ImOriginal173625]

1:18 hahahaha



[SteezleDeezle]

@ImOriginal173625 i just keep clicking it hahahahahaha

[amgx9]

story of my life....

[vegaswish]

"ugghh...i shouldnt be driving"

lol everyday type shit

[YourMomJJCC]

ahh 0:59

... every day of my life man.

[janellemarieezy]

When they started singing bob marley I lost it

[WillIAm6678]

wa- was that a cop ?

[TDBMM66]

"i think i heard a door" hahaha i always say that

[Gehile]

I don't understand people who go around talking about how they do all these things and don't "need pot" to do them.. if you act like a stoner, and talk shit to stoners.. who the fuck are you hanging out with?

[SwagCommandoSquad]

You guys are amazing<3. 

[lauraa0xx]

"got any papers?.." STORY OF MY LIFE.

[mynameismrbraddock]

what kind of bong was that???????

[bluduckie121]

the sneeze and laugh was perfect hahaha

[CuberxElite]

*sneezes*......"what was that"?

[sakurasou]

guy in the yellow kinda looks like tom cruise

[XXcody123]

lol like half way through that you probaly would have sobered up

[NateGUYYY]

@XXcody123 nah...real stoners keep smokin...

[custardjosh]

@XXcody123 haha no you wouldnt have...

[FraisC]

"I can hear what you're writing" hahahah that's great ^_^

[Muhhreeuh]

The sneeze was literally the best part of this video!

[StrawberryOrgasms]

Yellow shirt is cute. I'd fuck him :)

[TheRadioSucks]

hahaha, quoting my life.

[nahisha123456789]

omg that cough

[CamNick23]

hahaha

[krayyyyy]

i can hear what your writing..

[isawdabud]

this is the only accurate one its the only one that showed the paranoid side of weed to...

[Kingding6]

the sneeze and laugh killled me ahahah

[bedazzledliver]

I get mcdonalds ice cream when I'm high toooo!

[Ailensinvadethe970]

hahahaha i am stoned too and this shit is funny

[TheChillskaters]

THE DEAD THE DEAD

[studiousstoner]

this is so good [7]

[Fullmetal1890P]

I do these things and I'm not even high.

[cralmzy]

@Fullmetal1890P Are you a stoner?

[Fullmetal1890P]

@cralmzy Nope, I'm high on life :) you know, insane.

[lexlennon00]

comfortably numb just killed me hahahhaa

[pong224]

haha @ Cypress Hill

[LeonorFernandes]

"What's next..?" "Life" LOL

[unst0pableman]

I'LL HAVE FOUR ICE CREAM CONES

[DefyingNoodles]

lolololol paying someone to bring you food, classic.

[EssenceFem]

this video had me in tears.......super funny!!!!

[adov100]

"this reminds me of the string cheese incident" haha. stoners do have a really particular memory lol

[Rizen018]

the first honest 'stoners say' video...the sneeze got me laughing

[Rahi4191993]

comfortably numb - most amazing song to smoke to

[stonedzombiequeen]

hahahha the string cheese incident holy hell that was like a day in the life of me

[thelittlestchrist]

Blonde guy looks like James Cameron 

[JohnOphusfilms]

@thelittlestchrist This is what I do when im not on set with blue people

[kk939422]

whats next..? life...



[orchdorkchick13]

i can hear what you're writing

[BJbasketcase17]

I CAN HEAR WHAT YOU'RE WRITING.

[jacynsymone]

hell yeah, i wish all us stoners could just smoke together, god i love weed:D

[MsMiskie20]

Haha this video literally made me laugh out loud!

[420Colz]

I have to say the other day when hanging out with my friends this was all i could think off. Especially the food part. haha so epic <3

[RiggadonDan]

lol paranoid stoners <3

[randeezydizzle]

jerry garcia ripped! fuck i say that like 271 times a day hahahah

[newcarscent7]

1:13 BEST PART lmao

[newcarscent7]

1:13 BEST PART lmao

[SweetActionSa]

that is my life every day hahaha

[xcislife94]

the part where he laughs at the sneeze, spot on.

[MsAuntMary]

the "shit i think someones here/coming" is what happens allllll the time!

[madrepunk]

"I would pay someone so much money to bring me food right now" THAT. XD

[loveislovepeaceis]

I mean hot

[loveislovepeaceis]

Guy on the yellow shirt so high

[mrtran8907]

"i shouldn't be driving" haha classic

[allthatOTHERshiiet]

1:17 HAHAHA BEST PART

[McScottson]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA PINK FLOYD! Like obviously!

[119theonlyone]

Dude was that a cop? xD

[AeroteK34]

this made me laugh on "HIT THE BONG!" lol

[MeetMeAtTheWall]

I love the pink floyd scene!

[tacobelldriver]

That is chill. Where ever you like..You say?

[HayleysIceAge]

"I can hear..what you're writing."

[gummyglowworm]

soo good. I have that Grateful Dead thing they have on their table.

[22Cat22]

LMAOOOO ohhhh this is the best thing I've seen all damn day. :3

[olivia6147]

"this reminds me of the string cheese incodent" ghahahahahahahaha

[aaabluhm]

Well.. What's next? ".....................life."

[XxKiitty123x]

oh my god. i am so fucking high and i could not stop laughing at the very end when the guy in the yellow shirt was just staring at the camera with that stupid smile. hahahahaha, this video is great.

[eternallygreatful]

AWESOME! dead heads unite ;)

[brinelaxE3]

hahahaha too true

[recycleingchick]

hahahahahahaha oh my god this is hilarious, spot on guys.

Keep up the good work (:

[ObeyBonita42O]

LOL @ 1:14 :')

[skibike360720]

"I'll try, uh... Four ice cream cones" hahahaha!

[xxdaph137682xx]

ahhhh hahahah man this is hilarious!! I say a lot of this on the regular. This should have waaayy more views!

[SpreadTheStoke518]

THIS IS THE FIRST SHIT STONERS SAY VID THAT IS ACTUALLY HILARIOUS & NOT CORNY AS FUCK. I SAY ALL OF THESE THINGS BUT IM TOO STONED TO DRIVE. ITS LIKE A VIDEO GAME & I GET BETTER AND MORE ATTENTIVE CUZ WHO WANTS TO DRIVE TO THE GARAGE & GET IT REPAINTED FOR 300 BUCKS

[xxl0rdixx]

1:02 right there.. me haha

[honeyglazed914]

i definitely laughed when dude sneezed. i'm definitely high. :)

[Cr1tikaI]

like this if you burn every day all day and night .. and if you laughed at when the dude in the yellow sneezed .. 1:19-1:23 ... i guess im that shot that i thought it was funny.. fuck it

[laxlad1995]

that is such a tight blanket

[tyb0b]

You crack me up NateGuy

[5H33PDAW6]

I'm so interested to know what "the string cheese incident" was. HAHA

[Ltpeppers05]

you can never be too stoned to drive, yet sometimes I find myself saying I am

[cubanjapjew]

What next? Life. lololol!!

[calmontoya44]

Manifest Bing hellll yaaaa

[classicmixup1]

“Hello. . .hello. . .hello. . . is anybody in there?” HAHAHA they would be playing fucking Pink Floyd. This is so accurate.

[hairbrett]

1:12 I couldn't stop laughing. I used to be a huge stonner. hahahaha hell yea.

[sani54]

That Grateful Dead T-Shirt is incredible.

[tyb0b]

Yea this is the best of the "shit stoners say" vids.

[raphaelnivens]

0:26 lol this happens to me every fuckin day!!

[IceburgFanell]

THANK GOD YOU MADE THIS!

The other versions were TERRIBLE! D: (I don't think the people who made them even smoked...)

THANK YOU! Lol. :P

[blackxheart39]

so fucking true. i love this!

[Aeus2095]

Make another vid like this one! Except when stoners go outside, walk for hours, and forget what the purpose of going outside was in the first place, and then their conversation while they're sketching out. Happened to me today. Funny shit.

[3b3nD]

this is all so true i love it

[cocopocky13]

ok, im not high, and when the dude sneezed, i couldn't stop laughing

[jedimasterjack]

''ahh I shouldn't be driving''. ''whats next?... Life''. Haha great job guys!

[kylebeakman]

Press 6 for ultimate sneeze.

[danrick77]

Stoners don't keep their stash in a giant gallon-sized zip bag.  Gotta have a nug jar.

[Jamiethehamster]

Hahaha!

[Burleson8]

I love that ball! I had one when i was little :D

[awrysunset]

SOOO ACCURATE :D

[awrysunset]

crazy bong!

[SkidWhileYouSkreem]

lol

[alotxlikexyou]

Well whats next? LIFE ^____^

[KittysPlayground]

This whole thing sounded like a typical conversation between my hubby and I XD

[IlanaisGee]

im dying this is so accurate and funny.