THE MOST EPIC HAUL IN HISTORY!!!!

[AlexisThx]

"Carrots are for ugly people". Win :D

[DAVIDCALDERA23]

I prefer raspberry jam

[NicoleCiaraAlexa]

Oh my gosh.

You are my sisters long-lost-best-friend.

She has like all of those

[eggroll9000]

3:03 I'll take rawberries and rapes.

[eggroll9000]

0:14 Is that actually your voice or is it edited? Because... wtf.

[geffrys100]

Oh my god, those buttons are awesome!

[MrSmiles51]

wow some seriously lame sweatshirts

[Cookie4cora2lee]

i have a holographic shining charizard aww yeah *nods head with an accomplished looking face*

[skate360love1]

i seen your bra its black lol

[XxForgottenxX95]

@skate360love1 Wow....how old are you? Grow up. 

[raeannbyk456]

I just jizZed myself...and it was out of my armpitt...thanks...thats just dandy...justttt peachy. Thank You...thanks

[mishkebobo]

This unicorn/catsweater obsession...

[julian1mercado]

i used to have a holographic charizard but somebody stole it from me :(

[airinch8]

ure crazy :)



[zsmith20]

how old is she?

[SexybeastGirl2828]

I have a big ASS unicorn and his name is charlie!!! XD I WON HIM so there for i saved him!! :P

[spazyassassin1]

we could see your at 1:52 courtney

[animalluvr9]

I have the same kitten with grapes picture at 3:00

[egunsal]

Courtney's face looks like the trollface. SO AWESOME

[myschwettyballs]

lol she uses ballsack as a unit of measurement

[heymoondontfalldown]

did you get all that at the salvation army? i wanna go there, but i feel like i'd end up just walking out disgusted. lmao.

[vazsix1]

dragonite + flareon FOR THE FUCKIN WIIINNN

[azumanga]

So many holographics!

[spyteandmalice]

can i just have all those unicorn + kitten pictures?

[JJsmission]

I spy madonna!!!

[divapug6]

so u can scrub ur back and ur areas...

[underxstars]

you dress like a granny..

XD

[ItsPeteKazama]

i can tell you really did like pokemon and didnt jump on the bandwagon. how? cuz all your cards were from the original 150

[chikotube]

aaah your mouth. can't believe what comes out of it sometimes. I can't stop watching.

[reberizn4]

Soooo funnnnnyy

[GiSSeloHaCker]

3:53 lol

[chyeahmishelle]

...probiotic isn't used to go poop. It's used to NOT go poop. I have IBS and I have to take them, and they work :D

[HannysRainbow]

YEAH! STRAWBERRY JAM!!!

[SuperLovelyshorty]

@courtneypants where did you get the buttons?

[bugbug97]

that's funny that you said that "the spider on the ceiling was sent to revenge for you killing the spider that was in the bathroom". I have had the same thought every time I kill a spider. Too damn funny!

[Tarsellis93]

spider got pwned lol. Courtney you are very pretty, love your eyes and the dimple on your cheeks when you smile big xD

[byf1864]

lulz

[byf1864]

I can always count on Courtney to make me smile :d

[YouSuckAtHalo]

I had to leave without finishing the video because I like grape jelly more than strawberry...

[planetchasers]

oh crap you are so cool

[NayNayLovesJayJay]

3:53 is the best.

[sugarandspice9x]

My "friend" in middle school stole my nerd binder when I went over to her house for the first and last time.

[Stevennn7795]

@TheGaate she's sexy.

[JeffBrown04]

what?



[supercowdunk]

i want one cat jumper pleaseee

[SickODaniel]

r u virgin?

[SickODaniel]

if you had to kill one and keep the other, between a unicorn or a kitty, who would u choose?

[SickODaniel]

UH OH! BLACK BRA!

[SickODaniel]

i think u should keep filming while u change

just saying...

[rebeccam2]

"Kitties on my Titties!"

[undermoonlightglow]

"a ball sack"?

[JohnnyRockerman]

face at 3:46. haha

[evoleric91]

We should trip on acid together sometime

[theydontwantyou2know]

i am a unicorn.will you marry me?

[francocanales]

get.a.job. for the love of god...!! or a boyfriend (someone called francocanales or something! - im just sayin')

[Guinbabs2010]

isnt that just a guava??

[slimster77]

155

[AutumnRiot]

i can only imagine the kind of porn you watch..

[auburnt1ger44]

strawberries.



[PlatinumMoney67]

a spider the size of a ball sac? what a comparison... :)

[PlatinumMoney67]

KITTIES ON MY TITTIES XD

[theDynamicSkunk]

OH WHAT IS THIZZ, MAAAAAAHN. yo its cool if you're gay dude, but we dont have to see it

[jakegpv]

i have a sweatshirt that has a bear on it giving me a bear hug at all times. you can buy it off of me.

[thegreatpoupon]

your "i <3 poop" button was missspelled , should be "i <3 poup" :D ,also i wantee

[MiguelGomes95]

marry me

[NatalieSparkle1]

'' look at these kittys on my tittys'' my favorite part

[GuNZfRee1]

one of the thing i love about america is that people can just be happy for silly things, thanks for making me smile :)

[strawberryskulls87]

wow you have amazing style!!!

[TheTaylorMadison]

"Their was a spider as big a ball sack in my shower!" I almost died from laughter.

[iARELiLY]

I love kittay catsz

[edgarassimanauskas95]

And Pokemon, oh my god..

[edgarassimanauskas95]

B00yaa, big front pockets!!

[Grav1tyShock]

forever alone .

[Sweetie4678]

@Grav1tyShock Most definitly.

[Jackthekittykat]

does Phospheresent Mosshart still have poopy eye

[AnAcousticRap]

hahaha, you're hysterical, I love it

[casefacex1]

i love you.

[austrianrapacts]

ur hot but this video don't make sence

[jrp7808]

Totally said "everybody's feeling balls" instead of the actual lyrics.

[Greathopper86]

never saw so much ugly things in one video...

[01princesspeach]

OMG i love everything you got....but the energy pourage wont help you go poop ...that makes me sad :( lol

[XxRainbowGoatxX]

What do you mean IF you were a unicorn?

[ArtIsDance]

so you went and bought all this stuff? awesome. where did you go <3

[reef36]

OMG r u not gonna tell us how the jizz fruit tasted!?!?! i wanna know!

[erogonfolt]

I saw the bottom of your black bra! XD

[snazzydee15]

I've been meaning to suscribe to you for the longest time and just got to it, i don't even know how long I've loved and been watching your vids!

[SteveBreezy2u]

@courtneypants You might just be the cutest girl off all time.. :)

[bigcheva]

im starting to think you are a hipster....

[edoloman24]

the kittten on your shirt is in my video go check it out :)

[ahsnaps]

@courtneypants excuse me you said "if i were a unicorn I would be this one" what! ?!?

[Picabean]

did you get these from the cat show?

[SuperMultivitamine]

Youre awesome! Pokémon, i love poop button and unicorns, aaaaah!

[Aazdiahm]

Awesome spoof :)

[GagaGreenEyes]

size of a ballsack. i love you courtney <3

[spedi1234]

POKEMON!!!!

[ScoKimber]

What what in the butt?

[spedi1234]

it looked like u said sooo much jizz

[0197blahblah]

once i saw the pokemon cards i officially fell in love with this channel!!!!

[lupe77]

Bringing back the retro sweattshirts!

[PhillipMcKeever]

such a dork <3

[Picabean]

oh my mother shitting pants i want your new clothese so freaking bad!

[superemokid07]

Your so pretty and adorable I love your voice to

[palpatine17]

You are so gorgeous, Courtney!!! 

[GotToLoveAlex]

You're very cute, So I automatically imagined being married too you. Then I thought about what our house would look like inside..with all the unicorns and kittens. And then I came to the conclusion it can never be.....I'm sorry :(

[ErrPear]

as much as i love you, please tell me this is your grandmother's stuff

[missmaggiemay19]

My ovaries just exploded while watching this video.

[JaimiSummer]

You should watch My Little Pony, you'd love it

[JosephCee]

Holy shit...you still have a binder full of the original set of pokemon. You are so awesome! I wish i never got rid of mine. and literaly the size of a ball sack xD LMAO why?? xD

[SigveUSA]

Imagine all the troll comments if this girl was ugly!

[Ianvanderzee]

pause at 3:55 HAHAHA crazy girl

[JustLiveLikeUrDying]

spiders give the creeps....probably the best haul video ive ever seen ( and most random items) hahahahaXD

[TheFinfrockenstein]

I love the slow zoom onto the spider, immediately followed by the Cloverfield-esque footage of your face.

[21wakko12]

I'm confused...

[TheDes619]

I hate the word epic and when people use it to describe things that are merely awesome.... this video does not fall into that category. It was fuckin' epic. Thank you, you giant dork.

[balldee70]

Did you just say, "there was a spider the size of a ball sack?" LMAO

[TheEmeyer27]

KITTIES ON MY TITTIES!!!! LMAO!

[TheBlackestGuy]

Holy shiza you have holographic pokemon cards!!

[vaikai37]

what do you mean IF you were a unicorn?!?!?! my dreams are shattered...

[Bethintx1]

I prefer strawberry, but I like preserves better than jam or jelly.

[RHCpantherfan1]

@JasonGT i was gonna say that but i didn't want to look creepy but you did and now you do.

[brentkillian]

I notice there is often quite a lack of pockets in women's wardrobes nice to see a shirt with pockets for the ladies.

[brentkillian]

Best Haul video.

[daroundworld]

wait a second. Unicorn + Wolf??

[JasnoGT]

1:54 Totally sexy black bra



[saramissyjane]

i want the song 'pooptay pooptayyy' :P

[DrRFM]

@courtneypants How old are you??? :))

[LexiEast]

you were totally high while filming this.

[JeufeldTV]

We both like pokemon! (duh... I mean who doesn't?)

[reginabear125]

Thanks so dang much for hating me just cuz I love grape more than strawberry jelly.....

[MrBebopChamploo]

Well at least she's obsessed with unicorns and not penises... penii?

[xomiamiox]

i couldn't help but lol when you said 'probiotic gummies make me go poop de poop de'

[Minute27]

your kind of like my physco ex girlfriend

[MrT33TS]

What the hell is wrong with you?? Lol.

[Minute27]

your kind of like my physco ex girlfriend

[Minute27]

your kind of like my physco ex girlfriend

[frenchirishcatholic]

I had top comments on both your new videos. You know what that means....time to take a shit...

[courtneypants]

@frenchirishcatholic and take pix? (PLZ DON'T)

[mymorningzion]

you're way too cute to be promoted by kassemg

[KenziGrace15]

i miss you and princesstard being twins! (: GO BACK TO LA! (:

[doctorcatsburger]

I give You Fupa longtime, Kitten Pants!

[Nalanzazu]

Dragonair all the way

[rollingcan]

Courtney, are those very your sweaters or are you just pretending to be a hipster.

[94MRPONCHO]

HAHAHA size of a ballsack. classic

[ktgresham]

Give the shirt to Dodger!

[megamcee]

you're so random but soooo funny and unbelievably cute)))

[ar0d422]

Please tell me you live in myrtle beach! I go to coastal carolina university. I would love to meet you. You really seem like the coolest chick ever. I love your randomness, I always wanted to have a friend like you!I feel like that was my old pokemon set ahah I had charazard blastoise and venisore (forgeot how to spell them lmao) all in holographic. ill take you out to the most expensive restaurant here just to meet you ahha (and im not rich by any means). welllllll i hope you reply.

[TheAwkwardDemigod]

no comment

[courtneypants]

@TheAwkwardDemigod yes comment

[jwdesign336]

I jerk when you talking dirties

[poopistation]

she's a maniac, maaaaniac that's fo' suuure,

and she's hyper as she's never been befoo-o-oore.

maybe in the next Peanut Butter and Jams? *hint hint*

[JESUSpin54]

"There Was A Spider The Size Of A BallSack In My Shower, & This One Is Out To Get ME ;O " LMFAO

[JESUSpin54]

Kitties ON MY TITTIES ( • Y • )

[lupiemelly14]

I love your enthusiasm about everything. Don't ever change sweet girl:)

[Taybaybay71]

make a videeo eating tht fruit thinggy

[Taybaybay71]

OMIGOD UR THE GIRL FROM SHANE'S VIDEO FUPAS! and they wrote weres the fupa on ur tummy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BlushingElephant]

the picture of the unicorn that you said "this might be my favorite..." my sister has a giant poster of that one :P

[courtneypants]

@BlushingElephant you better be stealing that from her asap! ;)

[littleSushiHater]

How old are you? Can't decide cause you act like a child, yet like things that old people like also ..??

[TourLeFarce]

I'm that unicorn

[espressosoup]

Please stop killing spiders! They are useful allies in the fight against mosquitos & flies! I will post a vid on how to remove them w/out harm.........NVM I am sure there are some already out there......the point is don't kill them or Carma will crush you with a giant shoe!

[angandnap]

You are the realest person we know. We love how you are seccure and funny. We love you!! You are part of our family. Come on over...subbing is encouraged..lol. Angie and Napoleon.

[nickarooney88]

0:22 does she say so much jizz going on?

[ECLmufc90]

you should not be allowed a bank account. :) so much stuff!

[bridgetbeachcomb]

she is like an 80 year old stuck in a 20 year olds body

[TheSobeck24]

I saw your bra!

[CrimsonRaven47]

Holy shit, those pokemon cards look like mine. but mine are in the attic. Right!?!?! Shit, mum might of dumped them.

[MrHaddify]

Oh wow

Courtney are you still single ?

i would move from england just for you. <3

[ElCoolGuy100]

So how was the gang bang baby? Was it a flavor explosion in your mouth?