[Tales of the Abyss: The Abridged Series] Episode 3 "Oh My God-Generals"

[HerzogZosa]

realy cool guy =D



[talesfangirl]

ion sounds like he did in the game!

[ichigo4chan]

bacause I'm Johnny and brush! *dies* I LOVE CC!! XDDD

[ichigo4chan]

Activating CC, skipping to 10:40... Laugh my ass off! Becaus I'm telling you about bus!! xD

[heavensreply]

what a nice dream HOLY SHIT!

[SirCourageWolfEsq]

Everyone just chill the fuck up! I got this...

[GamesXanimeX3]

12:07 wait i know this one too its pleasentness^^ i think? :/

[GamesXanimeX3]

09:31 Oh good god! its akward justice! X3 i fucking love this theme X3

[GamesXanimeX3]

04: 25 OMG its the god generals's theme song XD

[Mattakschwa]

wait... if tear/luke/guy and every other caracters weapons cut people in half like butter... then how come the knights sword coudln't even go through tears arm?

[princedannel]

mieus voice is horrible hahahaha

[Mattakschwa]

whats with the banjo tooie music

[Yazeboss]

SHUT DI FOCK UP

[XxShinyDreamyxX]

...Didn't Tear say she is a lesbian in the episode before?

...I don't get it. ._.

[TheOmegafighter]

whats the Theme song?

[CatsEatHumans]

I LOVE THE ABRIDGED SERIES!!!!

When will you upload the net episode??? :D

[VanityCaliber]

I HAVE BEIBER FEEEEEVEEEEEER!!!!!!!

[RawrCutie101]

@VanityCaliber 'You haven't heard the last of mee you beiber whooooore!

[SirCourageWolfEsq]

No..... Your penguin..... GOD!!!!!

[FinalFantasy10RO]

luke and guy alaways misook ion for a guy an ended with a FUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKK!!!!! rather than a AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAA from luke...

[FinalFantasy10RO]

10:29 until 10:32 is epic miss i mean blocked!

[FinalFantasy10RO]

read my comment for the episode 2 abridged to know where tear put her telescope

[FinalFantasy10RO]

legretta is france

[FinalFantasy10RO]

HAHA!! luke said ''wow thats the nicest dream i ever ha..HOLY SHIT!!" lol!

[FinalFantasy10RO]

i like the opening song they make i feel like fighting!

[vanillaicecreamcake]

Oh Shit not Disney! Haha someone kill that asshole with the bad joke he's a moron

[SoTotallyNotWeaboo]

guy comes in.

i die in the most johnny yong best way ever.

[zelpyzelp]

that fight sequence between jade and largo was pure funny

*tries to submit comment*

DENIED!!!

[KingNicholasBojakKai]

Whoops! Sorry, random knight. My hand slipped

[scarfacex17]

"OMG YOU GOT THE BIGGEST JOHNNY YOUNG BOOBIES!!! I MEAN YOU CAN USE THOSE AS A FLOTATION DEVICE!!!!" Lmfaooo!!! hilarious nice job guys want more!!! :D

[asteriskForte]

7:46 what is wrong with Mieu!!?? He would never stare at Luke like that!

[Dragonlord235]

Ion: Becareful they defeated a third=teen year old girl!

[xXxAlexCoolxXx]

lol

Everyone.......just chill the fuck up! I got this.......

BOCSH KICK!!

[sophychan100]

lol blue creature was like "dammmmn nigga got spunk" 2:33-2:35

[GhostyGirl89]

Omio, it's either a joke I don't really understand or you no sense of humor...

[GhostyGirl89]

13:15, and as Derris Kharlan drifted away, Kratos was disturbed from what ever he was doing...

[Omio9999]

@GhostyGirl89 And the Van Eltia was set off-course.

[ThisUsernameIsAFail]

Oh, gawd. Asch's "my girl" part in that song... I almost died. x'D Great episode again, guys! I'm so glad you guys finally got this episode up (even though I totally didn't realize it was up until now. OTL)! Keep up the good work! :'D

[ichigo4chan]

I still can't get over the phrase- Wow, this was the nicest dream I- HOLY SHIT! And Asch's lines- MY GIRL!, NECROMANCEEEEER!, F*CKING KILL THEM OF COURSE and Then lock 'em up, I don't give a sh*t! XD Watching this at least once a day

[leafia133]

make more i love it "YOU HAVENT HEARED THE LAST OF ME YOU BIEBER WHORE"

[DistraughtK]

arietta actually acting like a kid , not something ill get use to quick

[ichigo4chan]

I have a question: Where did part1 go? D: I wanna see it!

[ichigo4chan]

Lol, guy entering with the Banjoo Tooie Theme in the background was epic! XD I really like Lukes, Guy's and Jade's voice XD

[adschweich123]

it actually sounds like Luke. lol Guy is awesome!!!

[AlphaSymphonia]

12:26 - 12:39 xD

[DarkRockGuy]

I like how when Jade is oogling Tear's breasts, Tear just says "Blah Blah Blah" the entire time. Man I forgot how much I loved this series.

[XendylArius]

Evil/Psychotic Johnny Yong Bosch is love <3

[AlphaSymphonia]

6:59 - 7:03 hella funny got me rofling

[PXLightXD]

"...ion's a guy"

that just blew my mind to smithereens. D= someone help me collect whats left of my IQ!

[DesianxPrincess]

I've got Bieber FEVAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!! *throws out window*

[flamefangstar]

guy as jonny young bosh is the best character ever. in oblivion.

[flamefangstar]

i'm loving this series.

[vertigoboy75i]

cock cock cacock cacock look out look out cacock 1:52 lmfao i couldnt help but laugh at thier sounds

[STARSsurvivor4]

THUMBS UP FOR JOHNNY YOUNG BOOBIES!!!!11!1

[xXRivanXx]

Facebook page for Guy...

ToA: Abridged - Johnny Yong Guy Cecil

(Sorry, I had to make one for Guy/Johnny Yong Bosch as well...)

[XellosNi]

... Did we decide to ditch the "Master Van" count this episode? @___@

[ChromaLuke]

Soldier : Sir Asch, what should we do?

Asch : F**king kill them, of course, you cream-filled asshole!

[ChromaLuke]

MAN! Those boobs are huge! You can land an airplane on those. We are now landing. Welcome to Boobies-Ville Montana. HAHAHA!

I laughed my ass out when i hear it.

[ChromaLuke]

"You're so hard to kill, NECROMANCEEEEEEERRRRRR!!!!!!!!­!!" sounds a bit like, "I will make those words your last, REPLICAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!"

[Mugi53]

"You're so hard to kill, NECROOOMAAAANCEEEEERRRRR!!!"

I see what you did there.

[DarkBlaze400]

BeatBlox I loooooooooooooooooooove you!!!! <3

[iizcrazy32]

"Time to go.... to the big Justin Bieber concert.... in the sky..." Made me laugh my ass off XD

[NoctisXIII666]

where is ep 4...

[Remnainsofbattle]

OH MY GOD..WHAT-THE-FUCK IS THIS THING?!?!?!?!

[xXRivanXx]

Facebook page for Mieu...

ToA: Abridged - Gangster Mieu

[SeraphimSwordmaster]

@xXRivanXx You are my new favourite person ever. : )

[MsAnimefan95]

Guy's penguin fantasy made me laugh til there were tears in my eyes, but I am very disappointed by Luke's "People die when they get stabbed." You had the perfect opportunity to make a Fate/Stay Night joke and you didn't take it!

[Swordsmanofthedark]

@MsAnimefan95 I think that was the joke. A different rendition of "People die when they are killed."

[cnnadi]

Finilly!!!

[AngelAnimeLover3]

im confuzzzllleedddd@@@

[nightmarebananaful]

Why does the flash back and voice over sound like ichigo from bleach o.o

[devilsfire67]

Random act of saaaaacrifffiiiiiicee~

No, not big tits. Anyone but big tits!

Yes big tiiiiiiiiiiitssss~

*SLASH!* ow.

[zeta986]

the begining makes me lol

[TheHLTNinja]

"I leap off of tall buildings and take NO DAMAGE AT ALL! Cause I'm Johnny Yong Bosch!" XD Epic!!

[BadPojo]

I actually live in boobiez-villa montana

[DerpBox]

@BadPojo no way :O i do to

[BadPojo]

@DerpBox ITS TOO GOD DAMNIT, TOO.

[DerpBox]

@BadPojo ok ok god I DONT KNOW THE DIFFERENCE DX

[BadPojo]

@DerpBox OKAY!

[MyPetRockNamedBob]

I laugh way to hard at Jade's horrible jokes. I don't know how you did it, but they are so lame they are hilarious. I can't wait for the next episode!

[ZekeYusei]

Falcon Punch has nothing on Bosch Kick!

[bearzrule77]

EVERYONE JUST CHILL THE FUCK UP

[zelpyzelp]

7:00 epic.

[zelpyzelp]

4:24 - 4:34 that was hilarious

[zelpyzelp]

hey jade about those boobs, i've seen bigger (two words...gag boobs, not the toy the TV trope term)

[zelpyzelp]

watching funny videos is a couple of clicks away

[Sardrellas2]

Oh my god, the banjo tooie theme with Johny Young Bosche, that was so fucking awesomly awsome with the awsome sword of awesome awesomeness!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUU--

[ShidaXSama]

I'M FROM THE STREETS MOTHA--!!

[RaccoonXEspanosa]

Greatest. Recap. Ever.

[spartacat300]

Oh my god, he stabbed Ben!

You bastards!

[roxa1314]

hey .. sorry are the raws of the tales of the abyss? is that .. I need them all, could you tell me where you get it? thanks ^ ^

[svitakblue26]

I really hope Largo singing old songs becomes a running gag throughout the series xD

[futureanimator91]

waaaaahhhhh i lovee the gun and sword effects!!!!!!

[DerpBox]

"Hannah will you write a song for me after this?"

"Of course i will crazy person!"

XD?

[YaoiRandomFan]

...Wait.....o_o Tear died?! Lol Guy looked EVERYWHERE. Bleach, Code Geass...random drama with robot? loooool I love this.

[Yuna111222BackUp]

@YaoiRandomFan i think the last one was power rangers xD

[FelicianoCookie]

I must be smart...I figured that Guy was gonna be Kevin! And I knew some of what Jade was gonna say before he said it (I'm queen of corny jokes. How corny of me)

Able to leap off of giant buildings in a single bound: Guy Cecil!

[Yuna111222BackUp]

I'm showing him where i keep my telescope xD

[SilverCapes]

I hope we get more

[bluebush56]

Oh my god...people die when they're stabbed!

[darkfire170]

for some reason when guy appears the scene this show just got more funny

[shadowgear744]

Lol Johnny Yong boobies xD

[Windom]

You guys. XD Never stop being amazing, okay?

And now, I go to have JYB post on dear_mun again.

[gunblaz]

i scem for icecream (bad pun iknow but not as bad as jade)

[hunterofcomedy]

In case anyone else was wondering the soldiers yelled:

Ugly! Stupid! Fatty! Faggots! Gay! Bitch! Dunce! Douche!

[hunterofcomedy]

Must have MORE!!

Keep going I am hooked!

[NinaRose475]

all hail the penguin god!

[anisetatlin888]

KAWAII POSE,BLINK

[numagirl22]

YES, THE BIG TIIIIIITS

[ItisThatGuy]

Johnny Yong Bosch can always make my day

[shoug44]

lmfao .. this is amazing !!

keep it up ^^

[elesegerardo]

the Banjo-Kazooie theme made the video! :D

[ShockySparky]

Theres EP 3! XD

[nerawaka1000]

LOL

i can't belive he's been screaming for a year now XD

[shileno8]

10:19 EPICNESS

[aurielssong]

is that Banjo and Kazooi music i hear in the back ground around 10:35 ?

[BeatBlox]

@aurielssong

It sure is!

[aurielssong]

@BeatBlox

hahaXD knwew itXD good job guys, good job! I liked that game. but ToTA is way better. sorry banjo.

[xXRivanXx]

"Leap. Land. Slash!"

[Weapon162]

You finally finished it! Yayz! My back has been hurting all day, and when I started laughing at this... it hurt more. It was good, plenty of laughs. (owies)

[Jenabla]

I clapped for Guy too! That was so Johnny Yong awesome!!!!

[Clara5200]

Thank you SOO much for uploading!!!!!! You just turned my awful day into a wonderful one!!!!!!!

[fonfabreluke]

this one was so johny young funny

[fonfabreluke]

yay new episode

[KuroEspadaXD]

Even when Jade fails at making jokes he's still awesome. This series rules because I'm Johnny Young Bosch. Keep up the good work.

[segaking2]

press 8 for the best line ever!!!!

[Lafut1]

Asch is epic :D :D

[Khraleon]

"I leap off of tall buildings and take no damage at all. Because I'm Johnny Bosch!"

*audience claps*

xDDDD

Genius.

[NerdyKidNickerson]

"Wait Luke! Can't you see that-"

"Lol."

FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- XD Well worth the wait.

[vampiregirl897]

ROTHLMAO seeing Johnny in his awesome shows. xDDDDD

[vampiregirl897]

FUUUUU~~~ O.O Guy reminded me of Light from Death Note "blah blah God. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

[vampiregirl897]

xDDDDDDDDDDDD it was WORTH waiting for~~ <3

[ShoghiDX]

Wow that was the nicest dream I~HOLY SHIT

[KeybladeMasterHikari]

FFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU ...

DX

LOLOLOL .

totally worth the wait.

i love it guys!!! ♥

[OkamiMitsukai]

woooooooooooow lol that was funny :D gotta love tales of the abyss, cant wait to see sync in this~ :D

[Starmetroid]

I like the part where JYB was on screen, as well as the rest of it.

[SeraphimSwordmaster]

I'm still waiting until you guys let me do the Pulp Fiction speech. =P

Good job team. This was well put-together! 8D

[shileno8]

you guys just keep making us laugh like maniacs

keep it up guys, this episode was fuckin worth the wait

we'll wait for episode 4

[segaking2]

people who thought Ion wasd a girl:9000+Johnny Yong Bosch

[bitemytail]

Man, the wait for this episode was ABYSSmal.

You know, because the wait... it was really long, and bad. Abysmal.

...

[kentamidorin]

BeatBlox = JYB of Youtube xD

[Fantasist197]

wikipedia...even its just a "click" away. :3

[MarumainElectrode]

"YOU'RE SO HARD TO KILL NECROMANCEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRR­RR!"

XD

I hope that becomes a running gag with Asch

[Fefs92]

Episode 3 wohooo! \o/

I'm really liking your abridged series: you guys must do a lot of hardwork to avoid those twitches eh? That's cool

BTW, loved when Luke said "Master Vaaaaaaaaaaaan e_e" lol wonder if you guys already counted all the times that they say his name on the anime.

[MelynnxRose]

oh no I was drinking beer when I watched this. You don't want beer up your nose!

[MelynnxRose]

OH SHIT IT'S DONE

[aflacworld]

Omg dude my sides hurt and I'm tearing up from laughing so hard, I love ur style of comedy so much, thanks for the episode it was SOO worth the wait! :)

[AmandaLockhartXD]

Yay!!! Finally another episode!!! This was totally worth the wait!XDD

[AmandaLockhartXD]

Yay!!! Finally another episode!!! This was totally worth the wait!XDD

[ChaosJester083]

Another Johnny Young good episode.

[Kyuucho]

I died a million times over by laughing so hard at this.

Worth the wait so much.

[waj9876]

What? No "Anise would technically be the pedophile" jokes?

[bdockfan]

OMG i thoght this series was dead, im so glad it's not!!! :) 9000 likes

[IsaacTeranIceSage]

"You haven't heard the last from me you Bieber whore!!!!"

Better than, "I'll kill you bastards!"

Anise rules.

[kyubihanyou]

Best characters: Anise, Mieu, and all the bad guys.

You're really starting to show your A-Game.

12:49 Apparently yelling is the same thing as singing now.

13:11 So much for sacrifice.

[Darkbeastganon2]

@kyubihanyou True, Lol how'd Tear got up that fast, Lol.

[kyubihanyou]

Now THIS is a Tales Abridged Parody.

[Spaztasm]

Why do i have to carry this guy he weighs like 15 tons!

its backround voices like that that are amazing.

[TheFrostedHeavens]

You forgot to add in the other 10,000,000 other roles that Johnny Yong Bosch has played in in that cutaway lol. But it still made me lol hardcore!

[BeatBlox]

@ragdollfaerie

Yes! I'm glad you noticed that! XDD

[BlueDragoness58]

I wish I could like this more than once.

[NeoOtaku362436]

Um... Ion's a guy....

FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUU---!

[Trogdorgirl46]

lol Love it!!

thats all I can say XD

[ArtistofLegacy]

Took you long enough, but the wait was SO worth it. Great work guys.

[vampireknightloverrr]

lol i soo love this awesome~<3

[NanoSpartanX2]

Oh God this abridged series is Awesome.

Your not Johnny Yong Bosch, Your Kevin Jonas!

[CrimsonEarthWarrior]

That was an awesome episode XD

[toshiroHsquad10]

"That was the nicest dream I HOLY SH!T"

Roflmao

[LadiesMan1872]

@07:00 Super awesome ahsdjashdkahs awesomeness! xD

[statefode]

Bosch Kick >>>>> Falcon Kick

[Rikarikun]

oh god. multiuniverse searching.

[GinIchimarufan]

Justin....Fuckin....BEIBER!!! :')