How To Liz - 46: How to How to!

[123456789robbie]

cloning howto?

[mikeysrose]

I love your calm insanity. You may have just picked up a fan, courtesy of WheezyWaiter.  :-)

[mulberrytoast]

Is that blood behind you on the couch?

w-wait ... DID YOU KILL A CLONE? :O

[RogueCulture]

What a fantastic video!

[3HeartsWereBreaking]

Like, no joke? My best friend just will not go on escalators. At all. They scare her.

[PenguinLetters]

And today, she finally learned how to solve a Rubik's cube!

[HowToLiz]

@PenguinLetters How to conquer your fears! =)

[MangaKindaGirl]

Escalators actually DO scare me! I have a friend who got his hand caught in one when he was really little and has a nasty ass scar from it! I hate those things!!

[HowToLiz]

@MangaKindaGirl They try to get you to trust them and then they attack...it's just awful!

[Intellegentjelly]

Ur the best liz. Cant wait to be alive to see season 3

[IndiaAndTeri]

So fucking funny :'D

[fawnfromdown]

"How to Volcano" lol

[1Learn2Swim1]

You look like Sarah Sullivan...but funny. Good Job :)

[UrRedeemer]

i can teach you how to dress like.....not Sarah Silverman XD

[Tripp426]

At first glance I thought that was blood on the couch lol

[FlamingCamera]

"I could teach you to dress like an adult...and not Sarah Silverman."

I knew I wasn't the only one thinking that! VINDICATED. (yes, I stole that from Elmify, what're YOU going to do about it?)

[SlightlyBookishBlog]

"Volcano is a noun"

"Yes, and we are going to verb it."

LOL XD

[carolknows]

This was fantastic! I love Craig :DDD

[ArtemusRex]

This was my introduction to the How to Liz series and I have to say I am now hooked. I believe Liz is the Gracie Allen (of Burns & Allen) of this century. It takes a smart woman to play stupid this subtle.

[HowToLiz]

@ArtemusRex Such a compliment! Thank you!

[JoRoTri]

"men can grow beards, women cant grow beards"

"well thats racist"

[JonjosephMurphy]

<3 Liz's weird hairline.

[KatieAtLarge]

"I've only been here 20 minutes but I get the sense that you scare children" :D

[m4rcus4ur31ius]

This is my favorite HowToLiz so far. 

[StillAware]

Ninja math!

[LexiPexi15]

She reminds me of a female Michael Scott!

[HowToLiz]

@LexiPexi15 haha, thanks! 

[JNicola]

Volcano is a noun.

Yes, and we are going to verb it!

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHA

[redman68au]

@Tannerislegend yes your right ;) it is just that!

[obstinaXcore]

that's just being lazy. LOL.

i've never watched any of your videos before but this was actually funny! :DD

[hufflepuffANDnargles]

it's Craig-edy Craig, Craig with a wig!

[choocken]

This is one of the funniest things ive ever watch on youtube. BRAVO!

[nethdaman]

I could teach you how to dress like an adult... or not sara silverman

[TheLovevolta]

do one with kyle sibert and mitchell davis! (livelavalive)

[TheLovevolta]

loved this

[ohyaimcoolest]

im a bit confused in this vid... :P

[widgetboy]

huzzah chi-town tubers!

[tomprice494]

Craig's last name is Benzine? Like the volatile petroleum based solvent which is prone to EXPLOSION? But maybe only on wednesdays???

[TastingAshes]

11 people apparently didn't know how to...

[ForwardEarth]

You are easily the two best people on the planet Earth.

[HowToLiz]

@ForwardEarth that is true as long as one of us is batman. which...one of us is...so thanks!

[TheWaffletwist]

o my gosh, a shark with a knife tied to it...swing right at you.

[OfCourseTheresMe]

Subbed for being a fellow beardlover.

[HowToLiz]

@OfCourseTheresMe I would grow a beard to show my thanks BUT APPARENTLY GIRLS ARE NOT ALLOWED TO.

[OfCourseTheresMe]

@HowToLiz I hope you do a second season of HowTo. I think they're hilarious!

[TheSickness14]

@HowToLiz You can still be a beardlover without having a beard.

[henkle9]

thumbs up if weezy sendt you here.

[DanaPattison]

Someone was definitely shot though the head on her couch.

[swimmersgirl]

"That's racist." "I think you mean sexist? But no... no it's not."

[bethany92596]

and holy crap. she totally DOES look like sarah silverman! :O

[bethany92596]

wheezy's facial expressions are hillarious

[3sparkleful]

''Women can't grow beards.''

''That's racist.''

...''I could teach you how to dress?''

[hgpot]

serious wheezy is serious.

[smoofy94]

wow thats awesome. wheezys last name is an element!! :D

[johanneswiberg]

You're like a female Michael Cera.

Oh, and it's awesome.

[HowToLiz]

@johanneswiberg haha, thanks!

[huswsimonbla]

craig with liz are awesome.. and liz is pretty i have to say

[HowToLiz]

@huswsimonbla well if you HAVE to say it you HAVE to say it... thanks haha

[huswsimonbla]

@HowToLiz well yes I HAD to say it ;-)

Ps: awesome you respond to comments and good luck for the future bet you become famous on the tube

[HowToLiz]

@huswsimonbla well if that famous thing happens not sure how many comments I can respond to, but responding to comments is one of my favorite parts of the whole process of a video!

[yackon4game]

shes funny and clever

[HowToLiz]

@yackon4game haha don't be so surprised! =P

[naplesguy1]

Very funny! Thanks for sending me here Wheezy!

[DFDestruction]

He's Craig'dy Craig, Craig with a Liz!

[urheartbreaker]

The evil color cube!

[urheartbreaker]

Thumbs up if you are a beard lover!!

[freespace21]

"Do you have a job?"

"I have a resume."

I chortled. I know what that's like.

[SuperNetSpyder]

lol i like it, sub'd!

[Lampshrine95]

wow wheezy was with a girl for a long time, his beard must have been growing alot :P

[Steaksngainers]

love it! and I LOVE the tradition of teaching your host something!

[Steaksngainers]

love it! 

[Malkhor1]

Metal ladder of death...thats on an angle...

Classic

[SlimShayD]

That's funny!

[jdmedic]

Another sent here by Craig. I'm glad to see that you are a beardlover... now you just have to wear a beardlover shirt in one (or all) of your videos.

[sclyons34]

"Volcano is a noun" "Yes! And we are going to verb it." hahaha

[paul3point14]

Yo Dawg, we heard you like how to, so we put a how to in your how to so you can teach while you teach :P

[TelevisionAwesome]

WHEEZY WAITER!

[thomasmdickinson]

Sent here by Craig. And now I'm not leaving.

[rabit29]

W T F lol

[MissBL123]

New subscribe! You should thanks Craig :P

[ilanur]

lol i loved this video.. hey craig, u really should invite her to dinner, she is lovely!

[HowToLiz]

@ilanur free food!

[HeartChibi]

how to find waldo!!!!!

[nitwhit1993]

how to volcano.....LAWLLAWLLAWL.

[cpate0005]

New subscriber. Liz, you are a verrrrrry funny lady.

[Ramones1234100]

Original Craig is not shy... She must be thinking of quiet clone.

[dangerouslytalented]

I don't know how to teach you how to do something. Can you teach me?

[HowToLiz]

@dangerouslytalented season 2 will probably be filled with me teaching things, if i can figure out how to teach things...will probs have to learn more first... =P

[HelmetsAreHazardous]

The first part was eh, but How To Volcano and everything after made me fall in love. Lolol.

[NicandTravis]

I think they should get married.. :D

[ger6111]

omg could he be any fkn hotter!!!?

[daysleeper318]

I lol'd hard at the Sarah Silverman thing.

[Achw3l]

AhahahAHahahahahahahAHAH

[myvlogable]

some women can grow beards, AUNT JUDIE!!

[bibbeny]

subbing! Any friend of Wheezy's......

[underwarewrench]

Craig! Why are you so negative? Just start teaching her stuff! Now she'll never learn how to robot-dinosaur! I could've taught her half that crap!

[HowToLiz]

@underwarewrench i kinda learn how to robot dinosaur in the next episode. =) ...kinda.  i suppose it depends on how you define "learn"

[filipinokid18]

this was pretty funny...lol

[Edwardodude]

This was super funny!

[AnotherPostcard]

HANDSTAND!!!

Btw, that was hilarious.

[Deathnotez123]

haha it started off meh then it got good :D you should get rid of the constant jumpcuts

[Toyfarer]

OMG!!! This Was AWWsome!!! You both rock...

[lemonice2700]

3:36 - 4:17 is the freaking best!!! XD XD LOLOL

[Chugalg]

How fast was your beard growing while you were filming this?

[ckXcore]

this is awesome. I like your niche

[Intellegentjelly]

You are the funniest human being known to man!

[ZaZ1230]

1st he's gotta find out where the aliens live lol

[JakeDesy]

MARRY EACH OTHER :) <3

[jabootyqueen010]

That's a NOUN!

Yes and we're going to VERB it!

[drewdane40]

Not Sarah Silverman... LOL!

[NicolasP200]

shame she didnt use your camera... 

[Raphaelus13]

@NicolasP200

Selfish Craig!  :P

[HowToLiz]

@NicolasP200 i know i know....im working on a better one =)

[SMSumaiz]

3 people dont know how to away from aleins ;)

[takalabowman]

I don't know how to not not subscribe.what, wait, what, done...

[darkmage123345]

@takalabowman

triple negative, how dare you not subscibe

[takalabowman]

@darkmage123345 I'm subscribed, Liz is a slice of awesome.

[HowToLiz]

@takalabowman oh my gosh i love slices. pizza...pie...cake...slices of things are the best!

[darkmage123345]

@takalabowman

triple negative, how dare you not subscribe

[cavlik]

i don't know how to make that more clear

[indielove95]

how about how to dougi?

[redman68au]

man i could watch you two banter all day! you guys are awesome together!... and liz is real easy on the eyes just quietly!.. :)

[Tannerislegend]

@redman68au bantering just sounds so negative. let's call this a symphony of words

[HowToLiz]

@Tannerislegend hahaha, that is wonderful. =) (you have to sing this instead of reading it...)

[Tannerislegend]

@HowToLiz holy bajeebuz. a reply from the creator. one day i will show this to my friends when HowToLiz is like the coca-cola of youtube and they will say, "photoshopped" and/or "hax" and i will only smile. keep up the top notch work please and thank you

[HowToLiz]

@Tannerislegend haha youre welcome! but I hope it's dr. pepper. I don't like coke.

[sarvigirl]

When I saw Wheezy's picture on HowtoLiz I freaked out! It's strange, because Wheezy kind of sounds like some of your other guy friends on here, not exactly like himself. I'm not sure his comedic wit shone through here as much as it could have. But thanks for some laughs, Liz and Wheezy.

[HowToLiz]

@sarvigirl I agree-wheezy was AWESOME to play the straight man to my howtoliz. =)

[WildMan7856]

Thumbs down this comment!!!

[FrazNinja]

have you seen war of the worlds?

yeah, can you teach me that?

[IHasChannel]

lol

[TheFezzik]

Hooray Wheezy!

[DreamfallenOne]

I started drinking + eating milk + oreos and had to pause the video so my keyboard wouldn't be covered in milk +oreo.

[Sperson1993]

this collab makes me so happy!!

t'is beyond mere words

[artisr]

here via Wheezy

[imthefly]

Thats just a Wheezy clone.

[lostinthoughts89]

A) I love it when the coffee's done, clones need to get to the alligator pit, the eagle avoids exploding pens, the sun hates Craig, and....EXPLOSION WEDNESDAY IS A THING!

B) Liz DOES look like Sarah Silverman! It's been bothering me who she reminded me of.

C) He can teach you how to do a handstand =)

D) Escalators scare me too! I feel the exact same way, metal ladder of death.

[TheWinterOne]

Ah you're going to be famous, Liz! Remember me when you're rich!

[HowToLiz]

@TheWinterOne im an introvert! i will remember you, but it will be as i am running away to hide in a box. then i will turn the box into a homemade spaceship with the help of some markers and my imagination.

[ElvisChick95]

ohhh craig i wish you could teach me how to make coffee it would be the greatest moment in my life:D and then wait until THE COFFEES DONE!!!

[sorryihavenoideawhy]

i love wheezy waiter! i'm so happy your video and him has finally combined. :)

[expectoyerface]

bahaha, this was great!

[ashaxberry]

How to Handstand. Wheezy could teach that couldn't he?

Evil Colour Box is my new name for Rubix cubes.

[LittleCommi]

TELL ME HOW DO I EAT CUPCAKES!!!

[CoffeeCupNews]

My 2 Favorite YouTubers in 1 Video!!! I can't believe this, so epic!

[MrJaredML]

DUDE YOU GOT WHEEZY ON HERE THAT'S EPIC!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lestakeo]

I always make coffee before I watch a wheezy video. I did not expect I would do some today !

[noelb1995]

I love Wheezy!!!!

[splicegrrl]

Finally!! How to have too much awesome for one video.

[BeeHermione]

ohmygoshbeard!

[cheekoum]

this is so awesome

[derebin]

OMG CRAIG

You should beg him to promote your damn channel!

Who needs self-respect! Does self-respect get you subscribers? :)

[twinkydisco]

great! I'd LOVE to know Craig's strategy to not be late though! PALEEEEZE!!! :)

[whichmakesmelikecool]

ahah i love how there's no point to this video.... :D

[jeeplady348]

Two of my favorite Youtubers together...Awesome!! Liz your too funny. I hope that one day you end up as popular as Wheezy, you deserve it!

[HowToLiz]

@jeeplady348 aw shucks. thanks! =)

[Pumpie]

You're like Sarah Silverman but without all the stupid-bitch.

[HowToLiz]

@Pumpie  hahaha. that's the technical term for it, im sure.

[burritohero7]

Awesome as usual.

[TvEnthusiasts]

Haha wow this was incredibly amusing. The back and forth between the two of you was priceless.

[ChaoticCookie37]

I watched this because of Weezy and liked it because of Liz...and Craig too I suppose.

[GreenKab]

Woah you got WheezyWaiter to come, that's amazing!

[OdinAlderwood13]

Just subscribed. Hilarious

[rimiwhat]

so glad i subscribed to this channel

WHEEZY

[nataphonic]

wheezy!

[rstephensonable]

The awesome-ness cannot be contained by the 640x360 window.  Excellent show Liz!

"How to dress NOT Sarah Silverman." lol Craig oh and Liz >>> SS :-)

[cnstrayer13]

I love it when the coffee's done.

[elle13celley]

You should get Dan Brown to teach you to solve the evil color box. You both were fantastic.

[KittehGoneWild]

BEST EPISODE! WHEEZYWAITER! <3

[greencable]

MY TWO FAVORITES! it's hands in my pants time!

[OCDtothe3rddegree]

Freaking Hilarious!

[OCDtothe3rddegree]

YAY WHEEZYWAITER!!!!!

[starsinyoureye]

MY TWO FAVORITE PEOPLE. TOGETHER. IN ONE VIDEO.

[notreallyasuperhero]

"Like a grown-up... or not Sarah Silverman." I just spit water all over myself.

[k9zodi]

Wonderful and creative concept for a channel and your delivery is perfect. I think a number of WheezyWaiter fans will subscribe (I have) after they watch this video. I agree you deserve more subscribers and views. Thank you.