Chinese Man Survives Motorcycle Crash By Using Kung Fu

[SAplaya09]

YEY 9GAGGERS!

[therealceexteen]

surviving accident level: ASIAN

[eldan707]

rude people kept driving even though they saw the crash

[iscream2death]

from 9gag !

[Sgtpenguin47]

If it was a white person the title would be "Guy survives car crash like a boss"

[ikillbugs]

I'm hungry.

[TheFsxnowimps]

this would be awesome if i new what the fuck they were saying?

[theT0MMYNATOR]

did he try that or is he just that quick thinking?

[makken92]

and not a single fuck was given that day

[dariuscpt]

FUS RO DAH!

[TheDinoparkour]

Press f13 for Asian Aerial Kungfu!!

[OmegaSniper57]

I can translate

HOLY SHIT!

[chibi2666]

I love how people just drive by.

[MrArcananox]

Achievement Unlocked: Official Ninja

[MyLoVeBeezy1]

It's just because he's asian. Asians can fly. ASIAN PRIDE!!!!

[chrismas28]

How do you say Kung Fu in Chinese? I don't hear the reporter saying Kung Fu

[DarkGuitarKid]

@chrismas28 She described it as "using quick reflexes he rotated himself 360 degrees and managed to land on both feet"

[ElevationLowJJ]

He stole the bike.

[jetdron]

0:49 is he bleeding?

[24opium24]

you should change the videos name to ' guy on bike crashes witch car, gets thrown some feet away lands on the sidewalk and gets badly injured'...

[nikhilms1989]

i think that's chuck noris in china...

[unbornletters]

if only that was justin bieber! xD

[mdizzler]

Can someone that speaks the language tell me if they said who ran the light? Was it the guy on the bike or the truck?

[KShap]

@mdizzler the problem in China is that motorbikes never follow the lights, like bicycles (unless it's a real motorcycle... not these high powered scooters). They don't say, but by looking at the flow of cars directly after, you can tell it was the truck who ran the light.

[mclvstac]

TOO MUCH INFORMATION!!! TOO MUCH TALKING!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH

[XtheJAYfiles]

Everyone in china must be used to seeing random Asian people ninja flipping over trucks...???? Thumbs up if im right

[iluvrandomnames]

@XtheJAYfiles no. you are wrong. please stop trying to get thumbs up, you are so desperate its not even funny

[marth0105]

lol the bike was stolen

thats why he left it there!

[nikolazdr]

me put pee pee in your coke ! :D

[runescapeisformecool]

wtf!!??

i didn't understand 1 word but i learned today something.

"Who needs a fucking airbag on a motorcylce if you are a ninja"

[WilliamAlchemist]

Quien necesita un cinturon de seguridad cuando eres un maldito ninja!!!

[DH2020]

I didn't know Jackie Chan was making a new movie?!

[ronnieademir]

kung fu just because he is asian... if it was a black american person the title would say

"black man survives motorcycle crash by usin rap skills"

[KShap]

@ronnieademir probably.... but in this case an aerial is part of kung fu. i'm pretty sure an aerial isn't a part of rapping yet.

[TheD415]

@KShap they would have said basketball

[bigtony142]

Damnit I crashed it!!! Up-Up-Down-Down-Left-Right-Lef­t-Right-A-B-A-B-Start

[jldkrank]

@bigtony142 no

[godrune3]

who else muted this ?

[fandongos14]

só podia ser japones

[HeadPhoneKoala]

I love how nobody gives A SHIT! there jsut like WHOA!...Theres a sale at JCPenneys...

[XxCrowsightxX]

I GUESS NO ONES GONNA MOVE THE BIKE

[Bullit163]

Me put pee pee in your coke

[sallacjpko2008]

wheres helmet?

[048460]

Funny how the guy who got hit is just driving away as if nothing happened.

[HeeroYuy911]

that was the most epic stunt ever.... wait this is real o shits. lol

[XAznFiyaX]

i liked how when he crashed everyone was like "who gives a fking damm"

[kevpkos]

why does he just leave his bike there. does this happen so much they made a machine to clean it up possibly?

[B4rrio2012]

"me put pee pee in your coke"

[AbruptBoy]

@B4rrio2012 Hahahahha wtf? xD i remember this joke... lol !!! goofball :)

[ceminator08]

where is the kung fu part?

[sdflksdfkfh]

I wish these goddamn chinks would speak english. Don't they know what country this is? This is America, goddamnit!

[moonbunnie318]

@sdflksdfkfh this is chinese news broadcasted in china, and obviously uploaded onto the internet, where it has been distrubuted by many people through many websites.

[JeroenLondon]

@moonbunnie318 lol

[LifewithMike101]

@sdflksdfkfh dumbs ass lol

[cwazny1]

@sdflksdfkfh Wow! You're embarrassing! I hope you're not an American.

[coyote7272]

LOL that looks fun

[R6Phreak]

yea...oooook

[strictlyformyninja]

That would have been awesome if the video captured him landing on his feet.

[kasperx777]

extreme parkour



[ablebodyATL]

so this man is a chinese motorcycle that talks, eh. hmm...

[Franklincg78]

Quien necesita un cinturon de seguridad cuando tienes un cinturon negro.

[jojomoor]

jackie chan?

[DudeNamedBong]

me put pee pee in your coke

[agentspotter]

that aint no kungfu, that's Death being generous

[robbie20sa]

@agentspotter

I Agree, no leathers, no Helmet. this isnt rider skill, its Death Being Generous. one very Lucky Bastard

[Umup0]

@robbie20sa It's not America either, that kind of safety is a lot less commonplace elsewhere.