I think I prefer when you turn up randomly quoted in AP news stories while I'm deployed to Iraq. But "i'd just stolen it" is a very good reason. I dunno, publicity is publicity, I imagine.
DELF, listen... You came into my life when I google videoed "Pussy." Your magic song has the power to make my friends & I giggle and snort, consistently. Also: props on the menstral ditty... But where is this crud coming from? Don't be cute. Play from your fart.
First and foremost, your hair looks cute, like a little girl. Secondly, you don't need Tyra telling you what to put in your bag! If it were my bag, I would have put a penis water gun, my juicer bra, giant classes, a scary mask.
You should've just busted out singing the don't rape me song! haha
NeferLuz 1 year ago
lmao awsome ending!!
Skullman31392 2 years ago
i told my sister those exact same words about the lint roller....no lie.
peasncarrots92 2 years ago
Jessica- that's bullshit about the makeup lady- fuck her. On a completely different note- we have the same birthday!
nicolebernetta 2 years ago
Tyra didn't show your name for publicity?
geogodley 2 years ago
I think I prefer when you turn up randomly quoted in AP news stories while I'm deployed to Iraq. But "i'd just stolen it" is a very good reason. I dunno, publicity is publicity, I imagine.
mysterywalker 2 years ago
Just ask Tyra to come on her show again sometime! If she says no, then you can affirm she's a bitch.
Rawrlor 2 years ago
I am glad to see that you still have videos on here, Jess. You rock!
gamoonbat 2 years ago
tyra should have shown us HER bag... but i guess she gets someone to carry it for her...
your boyfriend can do that!!!! :D
thislifesworthliving 2 years ago
DELF, listen... You came into my life when I google videoed "Pussy." Your magic song has the power to make my friends & I giggle and snort, consistently. Also: props on the menstral ditty... But where is this crud coming from? Don't be cute. Play from your fart.
Love,
Jeez Louisus
hirls7 2 years ago
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hirls7 2 years ago
Doing this video commentary about real life on fake TV is the real entertainment ! I enjoyed it.
Handcancel 2 years ago
Omg, you should have had a chihuahua in there. Or a slow loris.
Have you maybe considered doing a "traveling" Jessica's Chest called Jessica's Handbag? It would be fun!
And I've certainly carried around a lint roller. Nothing wrong with that.
mungo181 2 years ago
First and foremost, your hair looks cute, like a little girl. Secondly, you don't need Tyra telling you what to put in your bag! If it were my bag, I would have put a penis water gun, my juicer bra, giant classes, a scary mask.
RosieRebel 2 years ago
Too bad the WIDE LOAD warning sign you've had to put on your ever expanding ASS wouldn't fit in your bag.
MrXenomorphosis 2 years ago
@MrXenomorphosis Boooooooooooooo, what a turd you are, MrXenomorphosis
MuzzleForTheMasses 11 months ago
You're great, Alex is great, but the Tyra Show is a blight on humanity.
pbmachinima 2 years ago
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pbmachinima 2 years ago
15 minutes of fame...woohoo
To bad you didn't mention
"THE PAISAN"...lol
Must have been fun.
godfatherson69 2 years ago
Fuck me, Tyra is one vacuous piss-kidney. Can't she stop shouting? Jesus.
Don't worry about sounding spangy on TV, I was on a game show once and came across like a total weapon.
PS, those organisers are shit.
BaubleRob 2 years ago