It's awkward cos you do actually look like a TV presenter.... Also, I used to have one of those parrots, and one of those flower lamps in the background :')
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i like your old videos best. because you didnt give them any point you just did it and didnt care. and god they are amazing. now youre trying so hard. and nothing against you. i still love you.... but i wish you'd act way more immature like before haha
i couldn't stop laughing at this. i'm jelous of that kids imagination :) you kindaaa reminddd me of someone on your profileee pictureee. i think maybe Damon albarn when he was younger :) if you know who he isssss....he's out of blur. i love themm & your videosss.
looked after a kid at my school who did a drawing of the school burning in flames once... a dragon was burning the school down and people were visible inside. true story.
*tut tut tut*
Christopher, you're a dirty, dirty, dirty boy! lol! haha omg
Boothieroo 20 hours ago
Is there really such perversion on the children's part on TV shows? I'm feeling rather worried...
Also, nice BBC voice.
SilverCentury08 1 day ago
i actually have one of those parrots sitting on top of my cupboard at the moment....
Rustar97 1 day ago
It's awkward cos you do actually look like a TV presenter.... Also, I used to have one of those parrots, and one of those flower lamps in the background :')
Coseepo 1 week ago
Just so there is no confusion... I am christopher!!
8bitJazz 1 week ago 2
I always watch this when I'm depressed.
SayBananarama 2 weeks ago
That parrot will be in my nightmares tonight. o.O
NonsenseEncoder101 2 weeks ago
lmao...this is genius !
ViolinistaIsabel 3 weeks ago
August 2009?! :| I remember first seeing this in my sub box as if it was yesterday!
kelseyFYI 4 weeks ago
Right now I possibly look like a retarded seal cus it's 3:15 am and I'm trying so hard not to laugh xx hehe
Chingme43 4 weeks ago
"Heh... A big.Pink.Seesaw..."
SobiyaTheCupcake 1 month ago 3
Muster bagluz
Zjebroiska 1 month ago
Christopher,4, has been busy
truecolours10 2 months ago 13
Turtles T-Shirts are cool :-)
TVPresentingAdviceUK 2 months ago
IS THAT THE PIG SHOT THEME TUNE?!
shmeefyshmoo 2 months ago
YOUR A GENOUIS XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
JedardLoverRuby 2 months ago
.....and i always wondered why children nowadays are so.......yeah....
bubmmble 3 months ago
lol i just realized that the entire show was shot in one take!! awesome!
CarsAllLinedUp 3 months ago
I HAVE A PARROT EXACTLY LIKE THAT!!! I'm renaming him Mr. Biggles now.
5hazmat 4 months ago
IF YOU WANT CHRIS TO DO ANOTHER CHILDRENS VIDEO!
YOU MUST LIKE THIS! GET THIS ATTENTION X
JARERE1 4 months ago 22
mr big balls lol
lilymorrow123 5 months ago
I have that exact same parrot! xD
ryanwilk0 6 months ago
he have just on fan. Christopher XD
Davidospotatos12 6 months ago
@Davidospotatos12 I'm his fan!
BananaAnna99 6 months ago
That god is really confused......who's ever heard of a dog humping a KID?!?! MY GOD Crabstickz!!! YOU ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY!!!!
ActivePredator 6 months ago
u r so hot
hhhotdamn 6 months ago 15
I was having a drink. Now that drink is all over my computer screen. that's how hard I laughed.
TheFalloutfree 6 months ago 2
This is one of my favourite videos.
gomagash 7 months ago
jajajaja
RuloisHot 7 months ago
1:27 - 1:57 so so so lol
Penedos11 7 months ago
LOL! xDDD
elackss 7 months ago
@2:03 "and do you think we have got time for one more picture" the bird replys in squeeks "yes i fucking do chris!"
jameshoward013 7 months ago
Ahaa :)
*What did you do?
Squawk squawk squawk*
We can't say that...
I love you man :)
-3
Wishyouwerehereness 7 months ago
I have the most BBC accent in the world and my Lancasterian (is that a word?) father can do nothing but take the piss.
ClockworkComputer 8 months ago 2
this seems fake.
igotstyle 8 months ago
@igotstyle is obviously fake dude, is a joke video.
BastardMosh 7 months ago
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UnnamedYT 8 months ago
The great thing about this is that it was made in like one take. That's good acting.
BananaAnna99 8 months ago 5
I can just picture you in your room designing the background for this video...
BananaAnna99 8 months ago 2
this video needs more views.
patelx1 8 months ago 2
I have the same parrot as you XD
CaraCompass 8 months ago
where are you from in the uk? im from manchester
killjoyjenn 8 months ago
omg your gorgeous!! o_O
tac84 8 months ago
He looks so hot <3
gotsickdetail 9 months ago 3
LOL xD oh, christopher...
Dinny31 9 months ago
Hahahah!
GREENBRUSSELLSPROUT 9 months ago
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DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DO NOT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READING THIS SO DUNT STOP. THIS IS SO SCARY. PUT THIS ON AT LEAST 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALY WORK
SophiehtimS 9 months ago
It took me so long to remember that your name is Christopher.
DON'T BE DIRTEH.
Paximeister 9 months ago
i would let my kid watch your childrens show
KDvonGRIMM 9 months ago
u should like soo do stand up
PurpleSmilexx 9 months ago
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sociobalto0 10 months ago
awesome, i'm from southampton, i see dogs raping children and giant penis' in play parks all the time, true story (y)
crazyhairball18 10 months ago
this made me laugh the most out of your videos so far! i love it xD
XDbeans 10 months ago
I have the same flower light thingy! yay!
CrazyGirl12123 10 months ago
Do another video, actually...do a series on this, bring back the bird!
usstunnelsnorks 10 months ago
do more of these!!!
JARERE1 11 months ago
that looks like a big penis to me...
22laurenlovesyou 11 months ago
LOL!
EpicDuck01 11 months ago
i cant stop laughing!
Martyburp28 11 months ago
you're great! you should do a stand up :')
tiaemilie8 1 year ago
Lol omg.. hilarious
whoawheremyfetusgo 1 year ago
I WANT YOUR SHIRT !!!!!
bubbaful 1 year ago
Wow u hav nice cheekbonea
Xxnicoroxxx 1 year ago
you look so handsome today!!
ToWriteMusicOnMyArms 1 year ago 5
I would give mr.stickz so many blowjobs.
TheAkizo 1 year ago 5
..."we can't say thatUM well.." aahhahahaha LMAO!
GDsbiggestfan 1 year ago 2
really enthusiastic parrot lol!
MattD749 1 year ago 95
what do you like to do when youre not at school and just having fun ?
we cant say that
TheClaireyboos 1 year ago 211
OMG THAT PUPPET IS SOOOOOOO FUNNY !!!!
WiNtErAuTuMSpRiNg 1 year ago
i live 5 - 10 mins away from southampton! i love this!
JusttAlicee 1 year ago
Oh god, the pictures. Lmao
KattReen 1 year ago
i LOVE your tee!
CuRlYgIrLy12 1 year ago
love how you make it look real like on tv
PPunkRRock101 1 year ago
Shame this wasn't on the telly when I was a kid.
I think it even beats Sesame Street.
StephanoelaLovesRHCP 1 year ago
Southampton!? Thats near my hometown!
WatchingMatthew 1 year ago
Holy cow. You really should do children's shows! Something the kids AND mom's can enjoy ;)
katielinn20 1 year ago
ahhahahahha lmfao irl rofl your the best crabz
concretepoo 1 year ago
hahah i almost died laughing when you showed the pictures!
watercrymoon 1 year ago
G E N I U S!!!!
iamaresult 1 year ago
Haha thats great!
10Slayer01 1 year ago
i would watch kids tv soooooo much if you were the presenter ;)
sk8rgirlo 1 year ago 3
funny
CartomartaKenDoll 1 year ago
OMG i have that parot ! I got it in london !! pissed soo many people off with that sqeek !
I'll put him in my next video !
RobAlexAcoustic11 1 year ago
yahahhah funny ass shit 2:18 - "we cant say that" jhahah ahxd
borysek01 1 year ago 6
haha I have a puppet like that :P
carrotcake4u 1 year ago
Brilliant
davie12 1 year ago
i dont know how u keep urself from laughing ur hilarious
JonnyJonesLFC 1 year ago 7
if this was a real show I would watch it xD
animallover1224 1 year ago 2
This is scarily accurate. What have you been watching sir? xD
ShelbyCantDance 1 year ago
Boom boom boom a let me hear you say daeooo
HannahLikesCornPops 1 year ago 3
very funny pictures I think I just jizzed in my pants!
Christystyle 1 year ago
everything on this video was really really funny!
DeathThenZombie 1 year ago
ahhaha
Chris: And what do you like to do?
Bird: *annoying squaking sound*
Chris: you can't say that...
NotQuiteEnglish 1 year ago
nooooooooooooo they replaced elmo for u has the world gone mad
critic214 1 year ago
hahehahahe :D
i love crabbie
TLmakesmagic 1 year ago
you're my favrit,
actualzoe 1 year ago
Why do presenters on kids things look gay lol I'm sure you'd know what a big penis looks like too
OoOJakeOoO 1 year ago
Cbeebies should have offered you a job :D
008wombatable 1 year ago 2
Hilarious!! <33
romancewriter717 1 year ago
Hey there. I'm a producer with over 10 years experience at CBBC, Sky One and Disney, working with a huge variety of presenters, regularly do auditions and watch showreels. I can give you some darn good advice on how to improve your showreel and focus your career. theguylambert@yahoo.co.uk
theguylambert 1 year ago 6
I really like that cardigan, I hope you wear it again :)
hatsintheair 1 year ago
This guy is hot :P
Nice accent, too ;)
iDirtyDianaX 1 year ago 2
Hahaha xD I couldn't stop laughing xD
GingerKibble 1 year ago
did you make all of that childrens artwork in the back? or just take it from the houses of your victims?
GracePearl 1 year ago 5
IM FROM SOUTHAMPTON! ^.^ yay
Koolkidscoot91 1 year ago
@Koolkidscoot91 you might see christopher playing on his seesaw or with his dog :D
kingjack9999 1 year ago
hahaha!! brilliantly constructed and made. funny thing is you could sooo be a cbbc presenter!
Frantabulous 1 year ago
have u got like a leicster accent???
kayleighsa 1 year ago
What do you like to do? Well the bird probably said jacking off.
IfMusicCouldKill 1 year ago
hahahaha his dog is having fun
GoldAG300 1 year ago
hahahahaha the picture of the dog hahahaha
it was sooo funnyyy XDXD
hershy123123123 1 year ago
what do you like to do?
meep meep meep.
...you cant say that.
XD
ClaireAndTheRandomn 1 year ago
I've just realised..Your names christopher, isnt it?
BananaRama916 1 year ago 6
hehe love this video!:D you look very cuit in the video too!!
PoiisonxKiity 1 year ago 2
ROFL!!!
where did this idea come from?
lol.
MusicRained 1 year ago
PMS! hilarious!
lizwilder123 1 year ago
that was hilarious
giantenemycrabX 1 year ago
You are so hot. And super funny :)
Creepy fangirl moment? Check. :P
ILuvFredRonandSnape 1 year ago
Hot boy! Mmmmmmmm...
haynet1962 1 year ago
what an ugly gay
Aslambeek 1 year ago
Lol best one so far
cobainx15 1 year ago 2
5* for the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles shirt xD
jackdoll70 1 year ago
so funny! :D
TheScriptTV 1 year ago
i love ur accent too!
Sims3Destroyer1479 1 year ago
u r so hotttttt :)
Sims3Destroyer1479 1 year ago 2
Hahahaha :D
LaurenAllgroveTV 2 years ago
omg i love your accent!!! x]
MusicRocks567 2 years ago 80
That was hilarious!!!!!!! :D
HurikanePie 2 years ago
i like your old videos best. because you didnt give them any point you just did it and didnt care. and god they are amazing. now youre trying so hard. and nothing against you. i still love you.... but i wish you'd act way more immature like before haha
freaknkrazy 2 years ago
haha, "you can't say that."
Dylz0 2 years ago
lol i could not stop laughing!
my0chem0forever2008 2 years ago
teenage mutant ninga turtle shirt ! xD EPIC!
theofficialAJshow 2 years ago
love it!!
Riannaellen 2 years ago
you should've made an oucho :)
neema299 2 years ago
ahahahaha
bridgeeeeMCR 2 years ago
you are realllyy cute in this video!
cocacola410 2 years ago
i couldn't stop laughing at this. i'm jelous of that kids imagination :) you kindaaa reminddd me of someone on your profileee pictureee. i think maybe Damon albarn when he was younger :) if you know who he isssss....he's out of blur. i love themm & your videosss.
LizzieBabess 2 years ago 2
hahaha
Florentime 2 years ago
OMG that was freakin funny!!!!
nappyboo16 2 years ago
that christopher kid is so artistic... gee the jealousy D:
wakethecity 2 years ago 3
"we cant show that"
"what do you mean?"
"because it looks like a big penis"
hilarious!. haha
ColorfulKayyDee 2 years ago 99
you'd make a good TV show host
AnonimosArtist 2 years ago
hehe /:)) nice !!
coxeriie 2 years ago
lol!! how annoying is that bird's squeak? funny though :)))
katlo9 2 years ago
hahaha absolutely wonderful!
HorrORFan31191 2 years ago
This is my favourite one.
SilverCockel 2 years ago
One of the web videos i have seen in a while well done
sourfraser 2 years ago
You just gave me a good idea...
SturgessMonkey 2 years ago
looked after a kid at my school who did a drawing of the school burning in flames once... a dragon was burning the school down and people were visible inside. true story.
HalfScottishGuy 2 years ago
teenage mutant ninja turtles :]]]
bagunti 2 years ago
LOL!
xStarsKOL 2 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHA you're so awesome!!
WhiteyluvsHugh 2 years ago
First picture was brilliant!
jogaTRN 2 years ago 2
hahahaha..
00oNotAnyMoreo00 2 years ago
a big pink seesaw lol x
thebeautifulredrose 2 years ago 3
i that flower from ikea...the one that lights up!?
marshmelotz 2 years ago
fckn hilarious!
falkowiegandt 2 years ago
lmfao. i'm from southampton xD and yes, we all draw big pink penis's with glittery cum for tv shows :)
KaylaIAm 2 years ago
cris! what a perverted that does not look like wath you were saying. ....
radiosasH 2 years ago
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radiosasH 2 years ago
om nom nom :3
TheMsGothgirl 2 years ago
What a perveted child ;]
LMAO
Kimii64 2 years ago
i know. thoroughly disturbed hahaa
marshmelotz 2 years ago 2
WHAHAHAHA that just made my day XD
NootjeC 2 years ago
CBBC is missing out on you =P
RiskySix 2 years ago 3
hahahhah
SilverCockel 2 years ago
I couldnt do that fake smile that hes doing argghhh irritates me lol
OoOJakeOoO 2 years ago
lawls
ProfesserPlum 2 years ago
id so watch this if it was a t.v show :D:D
keverett1001 2 years ago
His face is all :D
katururu 2 years ago
wtf LMAO
7158JT 2 years ago
i wish i could wake up with chris.
this video is one of my favorites. =D
janitorbud 2 years ago 2
LMFAO i liked this its cute funny xD and i fell of my chair
xmychemicalromance65 2 years ago
This is so funny :)
xSLUSHIEx 2 years ago
hahaha that is so wrong yet so right!
emmfan09 2 years ago
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AliaJuice 2 years ago
LOL. so funny.
singingchaoahkua 2 years ago
2:20 "we cant say that"
lol.... my favorite part
Taratalk 2 years ago 5
i have a penis the shape of a machete
madmelonmanz 2 years ago
llooll
TakiMM 2 years ago
id like to wake up at seven o clock with chris. yummayyyyyyyyy.
megaloveeee 2 years ago 3
I woke up at 7 oclock with chris haha
melahneegoesrawr 2 years ago
HAHAHA!
melahneegoesrawr 2 years ago
We have a future child molester on our hands, Melanie! LOL!
travis7310 2 years ago