Unlikely Lines to Hear in a Hollywood Blockbuster - Mock the Week - Series 8 Episode 3 - BBC Two

[pingguo2]

They know about FOX? Shit.

[Jessica616ify]

@pingguo2 Afraid so mate.. the internet's a magical thing..

[gconneely92]

I feel like the only one who thinks steve merchant isn't funny at all

[Liam40000]

@gconneely92 Steve Merchant isnt in this clip?

[justgreat1215]

Mock The Week: Just one more reason to live in Britain :)

[samanthaakaate]

Russel Howard is hilarious :)

[bluesteelsaxophone]

@samanthaakaate INFIDEL!!!! its Russell HOWARD not Harold

[samanthaakaate]

@bluesteelsaxophone Oh my goodness.. worst typo ever :S I know it's Howard.

[FilmTrailersVEVO]

"MMMM, Crackin' Heroine Grommit!" HAHAHAHAH

[caieraD]

Mr Vader..we are the Child Support Agency...FINALLY!

[linzib1]

Spiderman! Watch out! It's rolled up newspaper man! Hahaha, love it. 

[VGRetro]

I do find it funny when everyone calls the female comedians bad. Many people don't even think about how funny they were in the show itself, instead judging them by and dismissing them for how they compare with all the more popular comedians on the show, men or women.

It's like people are trying not to enjoy them and are being prejudiced simply because they're female. That's pretty sad.

[fragman08]

@VGRetro on this video I found her amusing, but generally speaking few female comedians have the capacity to make me laugh. I don't know why, but it's just so.

[FarTooHairy]

'Use the force luke weve run out of lubricant' Bring back Frankie nooooowwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!

[FarTooHairy]

Why are female comedians so bad

[BoDuke1231]

These lines are unlikely, but not impossible? Who's down for making some of the most hilarious blockbusters in history?

[Bratsofallages]

Get frankie back in mock the week

[angrydog3101]

WARNING. This film contains Jenifer Aniston.

[MRNINJA098]

@angrydog3101 WARNING: your a pillock

[bluegrasslass]

@angrydog3101 They should put that on posters – she so dull! :P

[SuperHarbinator]

Nemo where the fuck have you been? HAHAHAHA

[MeanGreenMother123]

0:10 copied off of Andy Parsons xD

[ChartreuseDan]

oh I see this video is missing frankie... it can go fuck itself then

[missmoomoopig]

Actally, ass he would need to do would be to point to the wily and say "engorgio," If your going to joke about harry Potter, at least do your research!

[j0gan673]

@missmoomoopig Learn to spell.

[missmoomoopig]

@j0gan673 Fair point, I can't spell to save my life :/ ah well no body is perfect.

[GTASA911]

@missmoomoopig Are you joking? Otherwise you would be a real loser.

[missmoomoopig]

@GTASA911 Real loser it is then :D

[davetherave333]

Crackin heroin grommit... That was the best one on there!

[UserEighteen]

GUIDANCE: some strong language..... "Nemo, where the FUCK have you been?"

[halebop32]

love Russell Howard :') <3

[ReyFlame82]

Andi Osho can't just talk into the microphone normally can she.

[BillHicks420]

Shawshank Redemption! Love that movie!

[FourSabres]

I am SO angry Andrew Maxwell only got 1 line.

HE IS SO FUCKING FUNNY IT WOULD MAKE GOD SHIT HIS PANTS.

[ChallengeCommander]

I used to be a comedian, Then I took an arrow to the knee :/

[MrPessimisticrealist]

@ChallengeCommander clearly you were never going to be a comedian, because you make shit jokes.

[ChallengeCommander]

@MrPessimisticrealist Well duh i took an arrow to the knee

[stews001]

Nemo.. Where the FUCK have you been?!

[chikitabowow]

I can't help but to love the fact that british Tv doesnt bleep swearing

[WispyHauntySpirit]

@chikitabowow its cuz we don't give many shits about anything :P

[chikitabowow]

@WispyHauntySpirit Well in that case, several fucking awesome cheers to the brits and their common sense! :D

[ThurGzy]

Still miss frankie tbh :(

[Madderthanahattet]

@nicolesheehan17 thanks

[Jekktis]

who's the american guy?

[1nuyasha9]

@Jekktis stewart francis he's canadian

[MrThecarboy]

@Jekktis stewart francis

[YourFavoriteArabTV]

Russell always get the start lol

[Madderthanahattet]

I know this is stupid but I'm new to this so..... Who's the bald guy?

[nicolesheehan17]

@Madderthanahattet Andy Parsons.

[SuperMagoosh]

andy parsons looks weird with a jacket on!!

[Onarona]

Andrew Maxwell looks tiny!

[SmileForInsanity]

Nice Jacket Dara...

[yaying404]

"Warning this film contains jennifer aniston!" THAT is the single best thing I have heard all day!

[daleksec666]

@yaying404 holy fuck yes! i hit the like button the second i heard it

[yaying404]

@daleksec666 I know right me too! and she's like in every second movie ...

[daleksec666]

@yaying404 therefore, at least half of all movies are bad

[yaying404]

@daleksec666 yup! exactly!

[superFrontrunner]

1:33 haha love it

[Mikea0228]

I've been choosing which of these i watch based on how much i like the comedian in the thumbnail :P

[TheMikeRobbo]

@Mikea0228 me too :) that why i won't be picking "things you wouldn't hear on a cruise."

;]

[owaffs]

@TheMikeRobbo

lol. That needed a thumbs up from me.

[me111on]

@Mikea0228

Haha yeah :D Chris Addison and Russell Howard FTW

[LemonZeppelin]

Hugh's Mission Impossible joke was brilliant

[XPhycoSoldierX]

Nemo? WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN!?!?!?!

[jackster11997]

@XPhycoSoldierX Yeah we can hear.

[OfChaoticReign]

When did Stephen Fry have a kid?

[MissHana6987]

Russel Howard is an absolute LEGEND

[baileys60]

the black lass is well fit. more of her please

[NicenEasyuk]

Am I the only one who thinks russell is 'mediocre' at best :/

[1123joey]

@NicenEasyuk Yes

[MrGeorgFTW]

@NicenEasyuk i know what you mean, maybe he isnt great at improv because his show is a lot funnier

[LegalVampire]

@NicenEasyuk Yeh ;-) There are comedians that are better than him, but he's still really good :-)

[Ch0c0Face]

He called Han "Hans". FFFFUUUU

[ELREndLondonRule]

@Ch0c0Face "hans.. olo?"

[TheQweqwe2]

memo where the fuck have you been

[AMD7thS]

the first one's the best XD

[MrDrumzOrz]

@AMD7thS I thought the last was the best, but they're all just bloody hilarious!

[penroseandsmith]

29 people can't handle the truth.

[shikamaruisfit]

Cracking heroin gromit :L

[Miahr2]

you want the truth,you cant handle the truth, welcome to the fox news channel

[TheJsli]

Hugh Dennis looks a bit like charlie sheen

[LouisLimberg]

Could someone please just write down every single joke mentioned incase I missed them?

[TheLyricTiger]

Russell! Hahah!

[missmngirl1995]

Craicing heroine Gromit

[meguycool]

@Thewisdom13 Ace kebabs!

[XxJustinSxX]

russell howard in my opinion 1 of the best comedians ive heard



[ElNoobio]

I hate it when a top comment ruins the first joke.

[Tellmeimaninja]

@ElNoobio then watch the video before you read the comments.

That was bloody simple.

[aRedRubber]

@Siimplicityyy i dont get it -_-

[Zantofez]

Andy should wear a suit more often ^^

[GeneralG1810]

OMFG Im watching this at 2 am and I had to cover my mouth from the Nemo gag cause I didnt want to wake the missus in the next room

[TheWisdom13]

@GeneralG1810 Damn straight!

[mynameiscritch]

That gina is not funny at all, she's shit

[Lightcaster123]

@mynameiscritch Yeah..... That's Andi. Get your facts straight.

[OriginalRory]

@Lightcaster123 If they aren't staight they aren't facts.

[58gig1]

How about : USE THE FORCE LUKE! WEVE RUN OUT OF LUBE!!!!

[BangingMash]

How about: "Warning: This MtW clip contains Andi Osho" -_-

[guitarstarforever12]

milton is not here :( only him can make audience laugh with out saying anything

[spandoggg]

anyone else find it wierd that andy was in a suit for once?

[TobsterOwnz]

This is one of the funniest things I have ever seen :)

[Daimondzandgold]

press 4, i dare you ;)

[UAKillerC]

@Daimondzandgold

i'd rather press 7

[The1928Gamers]

why are the woman never funny

[moonlily1]

@The1928Gamers I don't know, they never choose more than one female, and she's always the weakest player. Maybe they only put a woman on every once in awhile so they can say they've got one, but aren't really comfortable with funny women who can hold their own, like Sue Perkins, Catherine Tate, or Dawn French. I dunno, maybe I'm just cynical.

[ThUnDeRbOltPunk]

E.T. GOT BONEDDDD lol :D

[Anchanthea]

1:43

[Anchanthea]

OI OI OI HERMIONE!!!! COCKUS ENGORGIO

[markezz55]

i missed milton jones ... :/

xD

[Kyermemehtar]

You want the truth? You can't han...oh, well, if you feel that strongly about it, I guess I'd better tell you the truth.

[DaMarkski]

0:54 Hans? Hans?!! HANS?!?!??!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?

[Carlsaganguy]

@DaMarkski solo. han solo

[xxxmrstaylorlautnerx]

If that doesn't work, turn it off and turn it back on again!!

typical British response. Gotta love us Brits :) x

[TheQweqwe2]

RUSSELL HOWARD IS THE BEST

[ironbuddha1008]

this is lame without frankie, sorry to say

[jamietailz96]

0:49, he stole that from Russell Howard.

[yokoraitashi]

everytime russell howard came on, I hit the like button!

[yatter1]

@yokoraitashi I´d like to hit you every time he comes on.

[happygang6]

@yatter1 you are a shit...

[yatter1]

@happygang6 But I love you.

[happygang6]

@yatter1 you don't like Russell Howard>:(

[yatter1]

@happygang6 I know it´s not fashionable but I can´t stand him, makes my teeth curl.

[Kainthemain]

miss frankie!

[squii28]

spider man, look out its rold up newspaper man MADE ME LAUGH SOOOOOO MUCH

[yatter1]

One day Russell Howard will say something funny.

[yokoraitashi]

@yatter1 You fucking Cunt, how dare you!

[yatter1]

@yokoraitashi Fucking easy you heap of worthless ooze.

[GleeMusicforlife]

Russell Howard is a complete legend :L

[j4cko56]

@TheWisdom13 thank you for doing that, i didn't realise i was deaf!

[ninjahunter101]

@TheWisdom13 shagging the neighbor

[fishiepie13]

(8) ohhhh.... My-y love, my dar-lin (8)

Patrick swagze: "what is this shitty music!

[AGJM233]

whos the short dude with the scarf?

[CosmoJoe101]

@AGJM233 Andrew Maxwell

[vict0r1ous]

Last one good.

[viSprinkles]

He said Hans when that is clearly incorrect. He is Han Solo. Not Hans Olo.

[post2sk8online]

andy parsons is so shit its unbelievable

[74Folio]

Wheatley's got an attitude!

[windowsmad]

That Chewbacca impression was shit. Really terrible.

[MrKay0]

Nemo... Where the FUCK have you been!?

[TheTransport101]

my favorites are Russell Howard, Hugh Dennis and Andy Parsons

[Mangia271]

"So this mission is impossible? .... lets not bother " ahahhaa

[fishiepie13]

RUSSELL FOR PRIME MINISTER!

[SmileAtMeAgain1]

Russell looks great with glasses. XD

[TheJackks]

what's the name of the black woman , she's funny ! :)

[CrystiiCyanide]

@TheJackks Andi osho

[LiamMadeMeDoThis]

Russell looks more and more like Steven Merchant with every episode I watch.

[convictPKlol]

-insert quote/joke from video every single one of us just watched-

[mrgravitysayshello]

@madjarbtrolling that's one of frankie's jokes

[Mataiodragon]

I just kept hitting 0 xD

[tonecca1]

i am in love with russell howard, and sometimes i feel like screaming because i love him sooooo much! WOOP! I LOVE RUSSELL HOWARD!

[OnlyTeish]

One of my favourite Mock the Weeks Scenes EVER.

[LOLjkSTFUffs]

the irish guy with the scarf, the guy in the black shirt and jeans and the black woman were so unfunny they made me want to rip my own face off.

[iiDrClan]

@LOLjkSTFUffs THANK YOU OMG

[madjarbtrolling]

should of said use the force luke ive ran out of lube

[alisonisms]

i love russell howard. what an actual legend!

[TheTradge]

@WeMuckAround It's actually "cracking heroin, gromit"

[ellenmelon771]

Mmmmmm.... cracking heroin, Gromit! Hahahahahaha LOVE Russell Howard! He looks sooooo fit in glasses!!! XD xXx <3

[SamGaming]

It's 05:22 in the morning, I have college tomorrow but these video's are keeping me up! Mock The Week is the best.

[MrNufccallum]

Nemo where the fuck have you been ;)

[theguywholaughed]

oh no the vid keeps stopping, never mind, people have already put the jokes in the comments

[arun141092]

0:51 WTF??  Did he just say HANS??

[VexonCross]

@arun141092 He should be slain.

[ginganinja714]

@arun141092 It's the accent.

[Marz2727]

cockos engorgio ROFL :D