9 minutes of eric cartman sounds

[skillethead15]

Screw you guys, I'm going home.

[MillinocketRapper]

My mom said there's alot of black people in Africa. 476 to be exact.

[dodamdan22122]

its my urcal sleeping bag isnt it coooo

[TheCoNo7]

missed "what ever, what ever i do what i want".

[YouGotsToBeStupid]

Everybody loves Ramon hahahaha

[kujaftw]

Hey Woman, Shut up and make babies!

[TheBonzai2011]

my moma says there are alot of black people in africa NO SAHIT SHERLOCK!!!! shutup you racist little bitch xDDDDD

[KarhuvuoriProduction]

Thumbs up if Cartman is the best.

[LameLlama0]

I love his voice

[KarhuvuoriProduction]

Kick Ass

[Purplishous555]

I wonder if Catman even know what he's talking about most of the time?...

[mansoldworld]

My grandma was Dutch / Irish and my grandpa was a lesbian, so that makes me quarter lesbian! hahahahaha

[altgeldrarities]

I would agree with Cartman's opinion on Hillary Clinton and her vadge vadge.

[savethelephantnow]

you guys are hella lame hella hella hella hella jealous

[noahjazz0909]

im just saying your a little wuss thats all. hahahahha

[brettJpluth17]

Screw you guys, Im going home

[RLynnT]

Someone should make a new "nine minutes of eric cartman" using the newest seasons! I would if I could

[nazisarereallycool]

@RLynnT no because that would be shit

[TheLovebugg7]

in the ghettoo

[mrmoonwalk100]

RESPECT MY FUCKIN AUTHORITAH!!!

[thrillerfan05]

if democrats piss you off.... republicans piss me off..... i really don't give a crap.... i am an independent, this is hilarious!

[master2355able]

6:41-7:37

[OldManTrafford]

I loved every second of this video.

[Utd4ver]

Whats the song Cartman sings @ 5:30

[MelgozaOfficial]

this so QU

[IFeelYah]

this video is hella a wesome

[wayne6094]

Just when you thought the voice acting couldn't get any worse

[TheKillerX88]

how woud u like to suck my balls!

[qaz22171]

he forgot "SHUT UP YUO STUPID JEW!!!"

[BulletZapper46]

473 people should RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH!!!!!!!!!!

[The24jessie]

fuck you guys, im going home.

[TheGxp101]

no kitty dis is my pot pie

[lakersfanforeva1]

@majazuta1 thanks lol (x

[skeetvvideos]

at 0:45 thats what i said when i heard miley cyrus

[unholyfreak123]

i love that laugh about the midget

[sleepysb70]

473 people dont respect my authority.... Fuckers

[TheDinocam]

473 should get their bitch ass back in the kitchen and GET ME SOME PIE

[TheWolven12]

473 people don't RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAAAAAAY!

[TheAwesomeness508]

0:10 to 0:18 sounds like hes rapping

[TheofficialkateAO]

@TheAwesomeness508 LMFAO it does an all

[lakersfanforeva1]

2:55 wut iz he sayin???

[majazuta1]

@lakersfanforeva1 and his mama crys, cuz' if theres one more thing that she don't need, it's another little hungry mouth to feed in the gettoo...... Elvis - In the getto

[familyguydude3]

2:33 LMFAO

[vizoredchris]

HEY!!!!! Stop dressing me up in sailor clothes and having sex with guys I don't know on my father's bed

[funnyfruit1]

@vizoredchris mailman is better

[vizoredchris]

@funnyfruit1 Yea I know.  I typed that before it came up and I couldn't remember it all lol

[usc1812]

@vizoredchris its a mailman u idiot

[vizoredchris]

@usc1812 It's a mistake you jerk

[usc1812]

@vizoredchris well dont make mistakes

[themacmann24]

ROFL CARTMAN, "Im. im gunna go chill... with my dad."

[BotheredMe]

5:18 I use this when people piss me off.

[dobobobo]

05:25 This is why I adore Cartman

[robbthy]

RESPECT MAH ATHORATEEEEH!

[iLoveMJ141]

You're guys are hella jealous

Love Cartman <3

[Gambit3576]

get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie.

[riffraff430]

there's children present mnyahhh

[isaac10231]

2 million views wtf

[dethmetldon]

i actually found this exact mix on frostwire like 4 years ago:P

[MrCMBtrap]

Blow ur balls all over your pants

[MrCMBtrap]

Wendy is a bitch tho lol

[MrCMBtrap]

I Cant Possibly finish this whole cake AH yes i can

[GoThIcFoX101]

468 People *Insert Cartman joke here*

[jetspartan300]

469 people were kicked square in the balls

[jetspartan300]

469 people got a visit from comondant cartman

[jetspartan300]

469 people cant stop there bitchin

[jetspartan300]

469 people are hella lame

[jetspartan300]

469 people didnt listen to ATHORITAH!!!

[StevenTygirl]

@robertsfunny1995 yeah you have 50 people backing you up, while we have A LOT more, so if you hate cartman so much stop ripping on his videos and shit! I for one think cartman is hilarious!! So RESPECT MAH ATHORITAH!

[Gambino209]

so who put his who who dilly in ur cha cha

[superman200040]

everybody loves raymond... xD

[superman200040]

gay cowboys eating pudding?

[superman200040]

IM HELLA COOL!

[superman200040]

I THE GHETTOOOO. in the ghetto!!!!



[superman200040]

..........bitch



[superman200040]

we need kenny in there

[j34hj34h]

bitch...... bitch.

[MillinocketRapper]

hahah @bwfmaine

thats the best comment on youtube xD nhahahahahahahahhahaahaha

[MrDELTA51151]

respect my authority XD SO FUNNY

[silverlite74]

NICE..but put together all of cartman's songs in a compilation dude! that would be THE BEST!

[snakenamedpie]

this. is. the shit.

[jchb2008]

authoritah



[SassiTheKitty]

Back when Cartman wasn't evil

[umbreon303]

my mom told me that there are a lot of black people in africa.

[isaac5671]

RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH!!!

[SuperBoyoboyo]

What's the last one from

[SassiTheKitty]

@SuperBoyoboyo Clubhouses I think

[Flyinguni0cornnumba4]

Where was "but moooom" ? I didn't hear it in here??

[SnowingChicken]

@Flyinguni0cornnumba4 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thats the only reason i really wanted to listen this

[Flyinguni0cornnumba4]

@SnowingChicken I KNOW!!

[belladonna4577]

LMAO, i love how he says "here" around 0:08 XD

[Tigerman1138]

@belladonna4577 I always loved too!

[hotkoko1123]

@belladonna4577 lol it sounds like nah

[Co0lAce]

0:00 - 9:50

^ only some of Cartman's greatest work !

[m2erken]

Anyone know what episode 01:02 - 1:45 from ? Have seen it once before, and it was epic, but can't remember wich one it was :P

[THEPUNCHKICKER]

@m2erken Episode 202: Cartmans mom is still a dirty slut

[jasont2211]

IM NOT FAT!! i just haven't grwn in to my full body yet ya skinny bitch! cartam call wendy a bitch one more time............. bitch. THAT'S IT!!

[MrNdamukongSuh]

Screw you guys. Imma going home...

[callofnewbie]

eric you respect my athority  mm'kkky

[PleaseGoAway1000]

Why dont you knit me a sweater before I slap you in the face

[bieksalence]

this is so tits

[bieksalence]

friendly and intelligent on rye bread with some mayonnaise

[PleaseGoAway1000]

I tell her to shut her hole before I kick her in the nuts.

[PleaseGoAway1000]

Beefcake 4000, best one

[gentrydevonc]

this shit is awesome

[Dooooodle]

@SaveSouthPark07 ...no it's not

[websurfin2010]

I just love Cartman!

[dragggon1221]

I can't possibly finish this whole cake, well... I guess I can

[Mr24hendrick48]

464 people live in the ghetto

[Mr24hendrick48]

464 people live in the getto

[or763]

my favorite is when caramn says "but moomm"

[spkenny1234]

Hey!Im not fat,i just havent grown into my body yet,skinny bitch!Eric!If you call Wendy a bitch one more time,blah.Bitch.

[kchris17]

i love it

[Berkman247]

This shit is funny!

[ROLF1218]

in the ghetto!! *in the ghetto!*

[spkenny1234]

My fave SP cjaracters in order:Cartman,Kyle,Stan,Kenny,­Wendy and Ike.

[bwfmaine]

@CamRin99 that doesnt happen in america!

[jacobalejandro12]

" My Grandma was part Irish and my Grandpa was lesbian that makes me quarter lesbian"

[fatbob2011]

464 people are jews

[01ZX01]

dolfins aren't friendly on some white bread with some mayonaise

i blow your balls al over your pants!

[policefox123]

6:14 lol!

[soccerrox656]

what episode is 00:41 from?

[robertsfunny1995]

We need 10 minutes of Kenny sounds...

[MillinocketRapper]

@robertsfunny1995 YOU need to lay off the cough syrup, seriously man, im worried about you

[robertsfunny1995]

@MillinocketRapper You need to lay off the crack you're gonna die...

[MillinocketRapper]

@robertsfunny1995 

and then i have a very clever response...

[wolfgirl73095]

@robertsfunny1995

Kenny speaks so little that I doubt that all of his dialogue combined would come close to 10 minutes. XD

[robertsfunny1995]

@wolfgirl73095 *grabs you by the neck* I DON'T GIVE A PISS‼ KENNY STILL NEEDS IT‼‼‼ HE'S THE BEST CHAR ON SOUTH PARK‼‼‼‼‼

[wolfgirl73095]

@robertsfunny1995

BITCH PLEASE.

KENNY IS GOOD FOR RULE 34 AND LITTLE ELSE.

[robertsfunny1995]

@wolfgirl73095 Screw you, Kenny pwns and 48 people agree with me. That's almost 50 people who disagree with you.

[wolfgirl73095]

@robertsfunny1995

Lol like I care.

U mad, bro?

[robertsfunny1995]

@wolfgirl73095 I don't care. I've got at least 49 people backing me up on this. Kenny pwns, that's that...

[allblupker]

@robertsfunny1995 if kennys better why is there sooooooo many videos on cartman but lik 2 on kenny and there all of hum dieing. but personally there all cool but cartman is the best end of story

[robertsfunny1995]

@allblupker Cartman's a d!ck. The only reason his @ss is all over the suggestions is because this is a Cartman video. Cartman's the worst character on SP, all he's selfish, self-serving, and pretty much the only reason I watch episodes with him in the main plot is to see how god/Trey punishes him. Like in that HUMANCENTiPad episode, where he gets hit by lighting. That was his best moment...

[MrSPEED38]

@robertsfunny1995 I think he's pretty funny, but still annoying :P Selfish all hell ye, but it's meant for him to be that way ^.^

[xxxscenegirl69xxx]

@robertsfunny1995 you don't even know what the fuck he is saying.

[robertsfunny1995]

@xxxscenegirl69xxx I don't need to know, all I know is he pwns...

[Mrfantasticfoxx]

ATHORITAH!!!!

[MandieA1]

XD



[alixwintner]

my butt hole hurts

[maffedied]

463 democrats piss me off

[RawrMeansIDontLoveU]

bahahahahhaa Kyle's my favorite BUUUUUT Eric is fucking HILARIOUS

[jollyrogers011]

my mom says theres alot of black people in africa. lol

[barle12]

Over nnnhere!

XD

[Akid0Kag3]

yo wtf is up wid this vid n theseracist comments

[CSXUNIT3426]

by the end of this video 100 ppl would have been raped by a pack of angry niggers

[deathbananacake]

@CSXUNIT3426 fuck off american

[frannyandzander]

quarter lesbion me 2

[serradlsen]

CARTMAN  <3

[dickinsonica]

9:18 ahahahahaha!! cartman is the best ever

[hotstuffbannanamonk]

french people piss me of.... im glad im not the only one

[G8RGirl1984]

Thank you so much! This is sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!

[middlegirly1213]

"THAT'S IMPOSSIBAL! CARTMAN DOSEN'T KNOW A RAIN FOREST FROM A POPTART!" "YEAH I DO! POPTARTS ARE FROSTED!"

[MrMiaaaaaa]

lol MOM GRANDMA'S GONE SENILE, IT'S TIME TO STICK HER IN A HOME!" Icouldn't stop laughing!!!XD

[Shatterskream]

I can't possibly finish this whole cake... oh yes I can...

[jamsta1232]

@nick106106 you piss me off... you know why??? cus french ppl piss me off ... ALOT so go fuck yourself! u frenchys are fuckin the worst

[OneMillonAce]

FRENCH PEOPLE PISS ME OFF xd

[nick106106]

@OneMillonAce im part french so go fuck urself

[gzac95]

@nick106106 Pretty sure you can't be half of a nationality such as french.

[sisters1and2]

like half of these i have on my phone:) funny vid tho

[maffedied]

LOL:

EAH! WHY YOU GOIN SMOKE CRACK IN YOUR BEDROOM, AND HAVE SEX WITH SOME GUY I DONT EVEN KNOW ON MY DAD's BED!

stan:" Cartman, WTH are you talkin about!"

[PhilyBdizzle]

Haha that last one is the funniest XD

[godofsnarf]

You know, those friggen comments claiming that "this many people are dumb because they don't like the video" irritate me so much, that i dislike the video just so they're wrong. 459 exact my ass.

[solitare444]

RESPECT MY ATHOURITAHH

[supermegarobopie]

460 ppl don't respect cartman's athouritawwwwwwww!

[bettyboo123hottie]

u guy r just hella stupid u guys hella lame hella hella hella

[animaroku]

screw you 460 people im going home

[MrDennisisthebest]

woow full hd -,-

[ExhaustedPenguin]

respect my authoritaah

[vansndskinnies15]

2:30 im not fat i just havent grown into my body yet u skinny bitch

eric if u call wendy a bitch one more time 9im sending u to th principle office........................­.......*bitch* HAHAHAHAHA LMAO

[keyblade280]

ironically some girl did kick his ass wendy the coolest character of southpark

[CornTasteGood]

I started this off by searching "Pizza Pizza" ??

[Scrap5000]

Why did you leave out "Mom!! Kitty's being a d*ldo!!" right after "Nooo kitty, my pot pie!" ?

[kingwerehog300]

whats the one 4:59

[Dcglatfelter]

@kingwerehog300 there was an elephant parade on the episode

[kingwerehog300]

@Dcglatfelter what episode