Crab surprises octopus

[MsMecagoen10]

Epic battle :O.......NOT

[immortaltechpt]

I'VE FOUGHT MUDCRABS MORE FEARSOME THAN YOU!!!! Oh wait!

[MrMxkyle]

holy sh*t that a huge crab

[XDCow]

Damn, that was a sexy octopus.

[CoparGaming]

DAMN NATURE! YOU SCAREY!!!

[JordanC71428]

i really thought this was going to be a crab and octopus fighting... lol

[MechanicalInternet]

When I saw the title, I thought it was going to be a small crab that the octopus would proceed to eat. What is that monstrosity? It's like something out of a monster film.

[JBnotthescotch]

fucking monsters... Y U SO UGLY?

[DeadScarab]

Sooo which one is Zoidberg?

[1200com]

Poor Grandpa Octo, he was just sad there with half eyes closed thinking about how his deceased wife used to be a good woman.... when all of a sudden.. BOO!

[1226mac]

OCTOPUS: waiting for a crab meal....

CRAB: hey bro!

OCTOPUS: your to big for my dick

[aceofbass224]

"you guys made me ink!"

it suddenly makes sense now....

[310smoker]

that shit is crazy the octo shit its tentacles

[drafeirha]

both will end up grilled and served on a plate

[DOTRDW]

This would be a perfect scene for "Damn, Nature! You're Scary!"... Y'know, from Family Guy.

[Blueoriontiger]

@DOTRDW The fire truck consumes its meal; the ambulances will have to wait their turn. :)

[dragonforceisasem]

wild tentacool appears!

krabby! i choose you!

wild tentacool uses smokescreen

its super effective

[xUBERxG3RMAN]

LOL

[10Tails1]

that crab was big as a bitch

[racrufi100]

he scares so much that the octopus shit his 8 legs pantys!!!! ñ_ñ the octopus have 8 tentacles right o_o

[xAsianNerd]

You gotta admit though, that crab is pretty damn huge!

[Tactual]

Well who wouldn't freak if that fucker walked past them?

[KecioLuvsInuasah]

awwwww...you made me ink!

[gibbo1112]

@KecioLuvsInuasah i wonder how many will get that...

[GladiatorShield]

spider crab



[epicguy793]

That crab is an attention whore >:O

[NZAlmighty]

that crab will rip the octopus's head off. XD

[shadowdoom888]

A wild Krabby appeared!

What will Tentacruel do?

Tentacruel runs away

[no2475]

GIANT ENEMY CRAB

[cyndaquil1595]

Crab: FRIEND!?!?!

Octapus: I um...i gotta..

Crab: Woa wait theres a shark behind

Octapus: Yeah umm ...

Crab: WAIT ITS COMIGN FOR YOU

Octapus: Kill me fast

[eques101]

i'd run to that crab was huge!

[mrFragaz]

boo

HOLY FUU

[matthewdoa]

What the fuck this nigga doin?

[OfTehMedia]

It's a hard knock life. For Crabs.

[jcathomas]

AWwwww YOU MADE ME IIINNNKKKKK

[oen921]

dude that octopus looks so fake (no hate) almost compute made look between the diffrence of the skin from the crab and octo octo skins is much better quality film then the crab skin look its fake

[InfantBabyJesus]

that thing come near my house I KILL IT

[cloner321]

crab drive-by

[xamfled]

octopus eats crabs naturally....but this is gay...

[klopslok]

i spearfishing alot..and yes you could hold your nose and at the same time ur holding ur nose you blow..that should do it

[ViLLaPiNoZ]

The octopus was vlogging lol and the crab wanted to camera whore...ah college roomates right?

[W4NZ1]

lol crab was just looking to steal the spotlight

[drummerkingmike]

He inked his pants!

[roetemeteor]

"so I'm all about swimiing and feeding on prey and ..."

"HEY WHAT UP GUY? LE GASP, IS THAT A CAMEHRA? "

"Dude go away, I'm trying..."

"HELLO LADIES, YOU DIG MY CARAPACE SPIKES"

"You know what? Have fun."

"WELL SCREW YOU THEN. HAVE YOUR CAMEHRA THINGY"

[bates507]

i lold again haha

[651DSM]

the octopus like fuck this im gone

[MultiSkitzo]

wha...what is that?... oh fuck it's that crab!!, im out!.

[cccheatsdotcom]

he like seat my shit while i leave ^^

[crackbabys2009]

HAHAHAH he shit himself!:D

[VisionofOrion]

far out

[Aiath86]

crab battle. insert boss music here.

[PalerLaze]

Octopus: I saw a giant crab and I JIZZED, IN, MY PANTS!

[TheKemTV]

it looked like the octopus

shitted his pantz !

[patrick0031]

hahahah

[YOKO4LIFE]

fuck thats a full grown spider crab

[k1n6k1n6]

hm , it would seem the octopus forgot to flip it over and attack its weak spot

-for maximum damage

[BasherCoon]

@k1n6k1n6 But the cab's power is maximum.

[freddytk421]

It almost looks like a video game.

[gtaaddict94]

*spider crab crosses*

octopus:alright thats it i'm outta here enough for the video shooting

[wweboy678]

He inked lol

[lapere]

octopus normally feed on crabs. i guess that octopus said that is 1 big a** crab, i'm out of here!

[darkelf743]

wasnt there an octopus pokemon in Silver? haha.

Kingler! rofl.

[ldb453]

crab : wanna suck for $10

[P3WNAGE]

Socially awkward crab: HEY GUYS! What going on.

Octopus: I better split...

[Polymorphidz]

Crab: HAI GUYS WATS GOING ON HERE?!

[stoopidoooo]

hey guys, i know this isn't the video to ask it, but i love going diving but if i even get at least 10 ft. deep it feels like my ears are about to explode from the water pressure. any ways or tips on how to prevent that? please message me back.

[serpentproject]

Not an expert, but sounds like you need to get your doctor to look at your ears. You may have an infection or blockage. I wouldn't dive again until you see someone. Good luck! :o)

[dfx961]

hold yur nose closed and blow out thru your nose. i know it sounds weird but it works. sometimes swallowing works, but for some ppl it doesnt. if its not working by doing the thing with holding your nose closed, then lean your head to one side and do the nose blowing thing^ then to the other and do it try touching your head to your shoulder on what ever side your leaning to when you do it. thats what i know.

[jonobyrne]

you need to exualise the pressure. the deeper you go the more pressure builds up on the outside of your ear drums, do as everyone else has said buy holding your nose and trying to blow out it and what not. thats called equalizing.

its important you do this. if you dont you can very likely black out, and if your alone, drown.

[charliedenny1]

Equalize on your decent, hold your nose and and try to blow through it gently which sort it out, you must always equalize on decents whilst diving.

[stoopidoooo]

thx

[hadirokiwo]

@stoopidoooo

What i do when I'm diving and I feel there is a huge pressure in my ears is:

close your mouth and your nose tight (nose with a hand, so that no air will escape), then try breathing out while keeping your nose and your mouth closed tight.. If you do this on the right way you should feel that the pressure in your ears will get less

[stoopidoooo]

@hadirokiwo thx

[NuBemet]

@stoopidoooo

Oh. That's the common diving tip:

The pain i your ears are due to pressure imbalance between the two sides of your eardrum (external higher than normal, internal: normal). To kill the pain: block your nose with your fingers and exhale air strongly from your lungs to increase pressure of the inner side of your eardrums.

[iam16letterslong]

@stoopidoooo Pressure builds up outside your eustachian tubes in your ears when you're underwater. The deeper you go the more pressure there is. Its pretty normal to start feeling it at 10 ft. The trick is to pinch your nose and gently blow. This will equalize the pressure. We have to do it when scuba diving as well

[jpado]

@stoopidoooo yea that happens to me too i just pop my ears then i feel better and if u dont know how to do that you plug ur nose then try to breath out

[yohanan1000]

@stoopidoooo dam this must be pretty late to reply but well it's just simple just press ur nose and blow through ur nose and it wont hurt its not an Ear problem happens to everyone because of the water pressure.

[stefaaaaaaaaaaaaaan]

@stoopidoooo

Do you even know how to clear your ears when you go down? Everybody has to do that.

[stefaaaaaaaaaaaaaan]

@stoopidoooo Do you edven know how to clear your ears? Everybody has to do that.

[woemua]

@stoopidoooo you can equalise the water pressure by pinching you nose and blowing out.

but serpentproject is right about you have an infection if you have already tried this. Don't dive when you have a blocked nose or a cold as you will not be able to equalise

[snoogens101]

@stoopidoooo most people that go underwater take it slow and practise for a few days before diving lower than 10 ft so its kinda like going 10ft one day and then 15 the next till ur ok with a certain depth

[stainlesssteelprat]

@stoopidoooo When You get to about the depth where you feel your ears are about to swim away from you,just depressurise as you would on a plane.Hold your nose and blow it's how it's gotta be done.

[RobUSVI]

@stoopidoooo

Search for "Edmond Kay, M.D." for information/video lecture about how to equalize your ears while diving.

[3tyson]

@stoopidoooo go to a diver school i know theyl learn you to hold youre nose blow out and youl lose the presure id explain it better but my english is shit sorry....

[xxBUBBABOY333xx]

@stoopidoooo you gotta pop your ears think hold your nose then blow out your nose to release water pressure. like you do inclining/declining from mountains.

[trinifishstix]

@stoopidoooo when u are @10 ft, are u just diving to that depth or are u clearing(pinching ur nose + mouth and exhaling) on ur way down?

[jaffabend]

@stoopidoooo Try exercising your jaw in a fake chewing motion. This moves the Eustachian tubes and helps equalise the pressure. You have to do it going down and going up, also works when flying and can be practiced in the deep end of a swimming pool. However, just as serpentproject says, if you cannot equalise the pressure then you need to get your ears checked. HTH

[Mr13born79]

@stoopidoooo it takes me about 15 minutes to get to 30 ft or else it feels like my eardrums will burst. That's why i don't dive anymore. maybe if i did it more often it would get better. some people just have a tougher time clearing their ears. ya...sucks.

[randombaz]

@stoopidoooo pinch nose, blow into nose and your ears will pop. pressure released, then you should be fine

[rabbitphobia]

@stoopidoooo yeah dont dive more than 3 feet

[rupstrellen92]

@stoopidoooo you cant prevent those. it is called pressure. the more deeper you get the more it will be. like you cant hear any thing. hehehhee...

[StrengthFromAbove83]

@stoopidoooo do you know how to equalize???

[banther11]

@stoopidoooo rather then pinching your nose and trying to equalise that way.. swallow continuously it will relive pressure and u can carry on...the more u practise this the easier it gets..( am commercial diver and its how i equalise)

[BrussefAmelions]

@stoopidoooo Do u equalize ur ears?

If you don't after every meter: close your nostrils and blow gentle through ur nose if u here a plopping sounds are a peep or both and u don't feel pain then it's ok, but if u feel go higher on a depth every thing was alright then try again still problems break off dive visit doctor, if u knew this already visit a doctor or maybe u caught a cold :3

[Eng8492]

@stoopidoooo take a couple of sudafeds 30 mins before diving. 

[SouthBaySmith]

@stoopidoooo I dive all the time. I only have this problem when I am sick or recovering from sickness. Sometimes people take sinus medication before diving, but this can be extremely risky as the medication could wear off and you might not be able to return to the surface!

[JBnotthescotch]

@stoopidoooo there are ways but you should learn them from an instructor otherwise you could burst your eardrums

[poonageproductions]

@stoopidoooo that happens with thhe pressure the deeper you go, usually they teach you to pinch you nose and blow so your ears can pop, that should get them use too the pressure

[LeCatBlack]

@stoopidoooo dont u just block ur nose and blow through ur ears?

[worthyflow]

octopuss like o snap im out lol

[sloppymantis]

hahaha.. nature provides some awesome humor.. today I threw a piece of bread for a duck.. and it landed between his feet.. and he got a surprise when about 3 other ducks came jamming their heads under his ass to get to it and he scurried away..

[minimaldirection]

the crab revenge II

[azerule]

The octopus handled that a lot better than Christian Bale did.

[shadowlincroft]

Crab is saying get off my damn property!

[WarOfTed]

Octopus : Oh snap, I am outa here"

Crab: "Ya, you better run octobus, damn right!"

[robbie1955]

Reminded me of all the times someone stumbles across the camera when you're trying to frame a nice pic!

[equitably]

Haha, love the description 'blunders across the scene' lol

[bulletfingrz]

o_0

[freestyleskiingssick]

wow those crabs are big

[jebotimater]

Kill him crab he has been eating crabs and probadly your children.