[WoW Parody] Teach me how to PWN ft. Neflian

[XxCallofdutyxXable]

138 ppl dunno how to pwn

[burthboy456]

Epic it has 1337 likes

[Tylordranna]

Go deci!

[axelinaadde]

1 more like and it's 1337! xD

[leeroyfan123]

Screw A6, Decision is better than all of them.

[Nocternal117]

@leeroyfan123 Deci was part of A6...

[RoseGunnerX]

want this song.

[stupidinternetman999]

I heard Audio Push made a parody of this..

[EvilTeddiez]

@TheKaptinCirk dude nooone is gona put thumbs or or down for your lame ass comment thers already this comment sevral times ova get over yourself

[gaiagoddess13]

Love this song :)

[hunterx700]

deci didint teach 137 people how to pwn

[EvilTeddiez]

@hunterx700 you too dumbass

[hunterx700]

@EvilTeddiez that made no sense

[WorldOfWarcraftMable]

whats the real song name ?

[Stansgroda]

@WorldOfWarcraftMable

"Parody of Audio Push's "Teach me how to jerk" if you havent heard it..listen to it and the song"

[UrMomheartsme]

well i USED TO be Alli...

[OfficialWoWstatshack]

Found this great site that got me from 40 to 55 over night.. go to WoWEffortless dotcom and see what your missing

[SnokeZ]

Yeaaaaa Decisioooon :D

[wowazdrubael]

(oYo) boobs are ftw.. just like the horde! horde for life!

[hunterx700]

neflians part was the best imo

[OftenWin]

This is a parody of Teach me how to Jerk which was copied by Teach me how to dougie and teach me how to scream

[skrue4]

@OftenWin caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare =D

[FromTheHuts]

DAMN THIS PWNS, both neflian n dec go hard.

No offense intended but Neflian sounds like Xylan but more manly, with the bass in his voice lol.

[ThexBi0HazarDx]

waah?? sounds like brokencyde how to scream.. but it isnt a cover.. the brokencyde song is from this year and this is from 2009 oO wtf??^^ sry for my bad english

[Dylan12344]

@ThexBi0HazarDx brokencyde sucks (Y)

[Kzaddy]

@Dylan12344 people who use shortcuts for skype/msn emotes anywhere that isn't skype/msn sucks

[pedro052299]

Mage kills a rogue...Mage see's DC.... option 1.)Mage sings Teach me how to Pwn....2.)AFK out 3.) DC's :D

[Sinnerxxs4385]

Not an insult just the voice sounded like Xylan

[Sinnerxxs4385]

Why does that song sound like it was done by Xylan...

[HeadbangerFromHell14]

I thought It'd be Teach Me How To Scream cover :C

[LIAMWOWFREAK]

wow this song is why better than the real song

[oromis362]

This versions like million times better then the teach me how to dougie song. I hate when that song comes on

[ValoSGonzalez]

PWN!!! TEACH ME HOW TO PWN!!

[spellwick]

Awesome awesome awesome :D

[demonpowerdr]

@JasminJuzbasic9 he records it than sometimes autotunes it

[Duploking1]

hm why is there no cool song about alliance :/ i miss my horde time -.-*

[MrsScarletScolex]

@Duploking1 as you should!

[Duploking1]

@MrsScarletScolex

^^ yes horde pwns

hmm mrs scarlet dont know why .... sounds sexy xD

[elytsdrah09]

127 people got owned by Nef and DC 

[zabbkorn]

ill teach u how to pwn

[hellishdemon2]

how to pwn play horde ;)

[Gameshaunt]

Thumbs up!

TEACH ME HOW TO PWN

[gameaddict57]

apperantly 123 ppl have bad aim

[JohanAtheist]

This is.. so shitty.. Unsubbed.

[Insaaneify]

@JohanAtheist lmao, 1 song that aint so good and you need to unsub? srsly go and listen to Lady Gaga! :)

[TheyCallMeDustin]

@JohanAtheist

HEY LOOK EVERYONE I FOUND AN ALLY!!!!!!!

[magxsnyp3r]

awesome track, way better than that gay jerking song

[theformalities]

123 deaf people >.< (Y)



[Thaman13371]

Awsome man :p

[BitterSweetSMDrummer]

I LOVE DC's raps. Always, but I'm sorry but the friggin' chorus makes me want to stab it with my wimpy hunter polearm. x3

DC makes me love rap. Neflian friggin rocks tew. <3

[icedant]

really for the people dislike this... this is the shit

[Mrmudicfortifacation]

well gnomes are irritating but they can own ^^ nice for knocking taurens in tha balls

[infamoswise]

u cant teach a gnome to pwn unless there a lock and they still suck so yea push em off the cliff

[Darkkiller853]

gnomes dont go well with powning :)

[graverookie]

hahaha TEACH ME HOTWO PWN!

[tehmaniac123]

lul



[gage1xlsz]

118 people missed the like button.

[shadehealer]

cool song

[LollypopHD]

lmao

[wowconqerer99]

hot as hell dude (lawl try to do a parody of 'Teach me how to dougie by Cali Swag District' about being a n00b if u get the time it would be funny as hell)

[shadehealer]

lol gnomes cant pwn

[thedutchdon1]

Neflian's only good part of a song lol.

Deci man your rapping is just pro status Don't let them haters keep you down breh.

-Genggar Horde cho'gall Warlock

[massimo2204]

have you folks found the new rogue hack that allows you to cheat at arena? it is astounding, my own rogue is now in 100 % arena pvp equipment 2200 rating! i dont actually really want to talk about this but what the hell.. you can aquire it at wowcheatsYnet (replace Y with . ) but please don't tell too many people!

[Davizzle0158RSGuide]

so beast

[Bezvorotniy]

lol

[darwin454]

DAmn NICeee!! xD

[TheMongoose96]

Beast song

[MarSaraMarine]

lovin it

[studiowow]

Awesome ^^ this is good :D

[uriemmeda]

Deci This song is beast! O_O

[TheHolyBHPS]

fucking crazy!!!!! 1:34 - 2:16 is fucking nast fucking shit!

[TheonlySneakarma]

Fucking amazing 100/5 lmao

[PureOWNAGEization]

Yea ... Fuking great vid ! Let me get in a vid ! man i play wow and shit let me in one man!

[JayTColt]

Poor DC got nerfed in this morning's patch. If you fin a way to compensate for the healing decrease, post it here. We can compare thoughts and find the best way to keep topping the arena charts.

[Zoeyzero929cp]

what is a pwn?

[unproctology]

@Zoeyzero929cp newfag.

[TheKJAnimationShow]

Im a fag? Just because i barely play WoW, Im not adiccted to wowcrack so you can go fucking suck on a douche bag!

[thekasperkid]

5400 GS holy pally yea they ftw!!

[thargon88]

HOLLY PALLIES FTW!!!!!!

[lixinze1997]

WHOA wat did i say ? to make everyone hate me really if u ever played ally u wud know that 

80% of the ppl there are 16 plus :O im sorry if u think otherwise lol

[playa9158]

but they suck at pvp

[dex88ii]

i played ally and i asked in trade and 20/30 sad they ware below 15 Eu-Lightbringer

[ipwnall99]

1,000th rating! :D

[DOUBLEBFACTORY]

:3 awsome!

[ItmsI]

im sick of all these nyhm wana bes, decision is the only one besides nyhm thats ok, even if his videos are pretty half assed,

[Grandtheftkilla]

@ItmsI Nyhm Deminion Abandanation GiGi and summergale are all friends in case you haven't realized it is more of an organized thing than they are wannabes

[ItmsI]

dude, i wouldnt care if they were all married... nyhm is the original, and by far, the best, and has more subscribers then all of them, yea he takes awhile to put out a video, but its well worth it, id rather wait a few months for a great song, then have a crapy one every other week. but ur right, they're not that much of wanabes, they just suck imo.

[gigi108nyhm]

Lol Itmsl there all Great at rapping/singing do you think you can do better then stop saying there all wanna bes of nyhm

[ItmsI]

soo to be a critic and say my thoughts about them, i have to outdo them 1st? still, i do think i could do better then 'pwn the pwners cuz wur betr pwnrs cuz we pwn ppl and pwn pwn pwn pwn...' nyhm actually gives a shit about his lyrics, and look were that has got him, if i wanted to make wow machinimas i would too, stop trying to sound smart

[kylev12]

Deci obviously doesnt think much about his parodys because he does them too quick and well sometimes they tuirn out... not great

it takes him like an hour to put together a crap one

[ItmsI]

thank you, finally some1 agrees with me, all these other kidies just dont apresiate good lyrics, nyhm just put out a new video called nerfed, or something, the video isnt amazing but the lyrics are great

[Zebulin420]

@ItmsI Honor Killz and Achievement whore are damn good IMO, the others are iffy but they make a hell of an attempt. The lyrics may need to be worked at a bit more. Seems some of the words just don't belong. But on a side note. Nyhm wont be beat. Hes not afraid of LVL70ETC!

[JayTColt]

@Zebulin420 Right, just like he 'didn't need a hero class, he already outclassed it' then deleted his lock so he could name his DK Nyhm.... Gotcha.

Get off Nyhm's nuts. Yes, he's good, but he's not god.

[Zebulin420]

Actually his locks an alliance lock on a diff server, I shoot shit with him all the time. So no, not rly, good try though. On a second note @Itmsl, yeah definently, Oxhorns still top for me, i just enjoy the rapping a little more because for some reason it clicks better in my head. WoW Machinama's are the only rap that I even like sadly. XD. I just like nyhm better because hes the first I really listened to. Decisions right beside him. Just dont like his voice for a whole song. Just my opinion.

[mickezi]

@Zebulin420 i dont like decisions song only on this song every other song decision sings really well, all tho i hate oxhorns i think hes just crab and most annoying is the song "anti night elf anthem" i really just hate the guy

[JayTColt]

@ItmsI Nyhm isn't the original by any means. He didn't start making vids untill after BC. There were LOTS of people who came before him. Oxhorn, for example, who wasn;t a 'rapper' but still made his own lyrics and songs, as well as vids. Wow parody vids have been around LONG before Nyhm decided to roll a blood elf warlock. (Not sure when he rolled that fugly orc hunter)

[doglucky04]

@JayTColt you are a retard he was rapping from the middle of BC so shut it and put your talent points in think before you post

[JayTColt]

@doglucky04 First of all, I want to congratulate you on the nerd rage, good job kiddo.

Who was rapping from the middle of BC, Nyhm? Sounds about right. Oxy was making vids in vanilla.

Or were you referring to the fact that Nyhm deleted his Warlock for a DK? WHich he did, check his own posts on his own page, where it says "I really liked the name Nyhm, so I deleted the warlock Nyhm so I could use the name".

Also, shut the fuck up, faggot. "put your talent points" in get a life, nerd.

[SPriestDeadheal]

Don't forget Cranius, Big Blue Dress was made/put out in Vanilla, and some of his other videos.

[godman5]

hahaha OWNED THAT NERFD

[godman5]

spelling fail BUT U OWNED THAT NERD

[godman5]

im from B.C AND I RIP LYRICS SO FUUUUCK U

[p8ntbawlr210]

@JayTColt most people arent saying that hes the original. but hes the most famous.

[xxtaterhairxx]

i use this song for my clans on evry game

[kylev12]

my friend wanted 2 play with me n he loves allies so i was forced to play one til christmas this year :( (when he gets bc) BLOOD ELVES!!!!!!!!!!!!

[PychoTychox]

lol wtf horde is ftw

[oromis362]

@PychoTychox Hore for the win?

[LaxeTheKing]

is ret your os?

[lixinze1997]

see alliance sux at pvp but we're not the idiot 10 year olds thats the horde mostly made out of the 10 year olds who devote their lives to wow and then think they're all that when alliance is the mature 20 year olds who have lives and do other things besides pvp all day long

[Neonshogun]

really i hate pvping imo im a horde but l like raiding and doin instances better

[Ryan15965920]

you do know its the other way around right???

[lixinze1997]

if u think its the other way around u obviously dont pvp or u dont play wow.... ask neone almost everyone u meet when u play alliance its over 16 almost

[FrostboundFilms]

HA.

[joointcrasher]

@lixinze1997 lol for some reason i believe U R GAY...

[torrorr]

Lol I can sound just like that voice MUHAHAH XDDDD

[DJangokid]

wats dps mean

[Talom4Horde]

Damage per second =)

[cheergirlsyd1208]

@DJangokid Damage Per Second.

[BONOR3BORN]

i actually jerked to this song (the dance)

[SharcBate1]

lol

[grashnelix]

frost, holy, never respec.

[ARedMoonStudio]

lmao awesome

[lrwhorse]

lol i was singing this in science and people were like wtf! hahaha they are jealous

[titanquest15]

Funny how every song i hear from horde is about pwning alliance. The idea is getting lame. If there were no alliance and all alliance rolled horde? what to do? pve all the way... way to go.... dont like the theme but the song is god

Im preparing for a couple of thump downs

[LexxMachinima]

Thumbs up!

[titanquest15]

Weird things happen... indeed

Thumbs up!

[belfnelfmania]

you got my thumb up! infact, u got 6 thumbs up, you proved a point

[titanquest15]

thx ;) but somebody just downranked me :P

[Yionix]

What to do? Arena, pve maybe fits you cause of lacking skill and adapting to other situations.

[titanquest15]

Im actuelly pretty good at PVP. I PVP'ed in TBC and was pretty good at it. But i switched to PVE in WOTLK because i had never tried it before

[prankstaRdbFtw]

so you got about 3 weeks of pve done, thats pretty much wotlk done.

[titanquest15]

There is lots of other stuff 2 do :) Im still doing PVP

[tomelliott9]

this song isnt gonna make allys re roll lol, its good but not that good, whats wrong with saying we pwn? allys can do the same

[titanquest15]

I never said this would make players reroll ;) think you misunderstood something

Ye, indeed we can both pwn, but its a tiring subject when almost 7/10 video's are based on it

[lixinze1997]

eh but alliance sux at pvp and u know that

[lilslug927]

That y i BG with my horde toon mainly

[locmasters]

FUCK i hit the wrong thing i met to hit thumbs up...sorry

[titanquest15]

Its ok m8.

[TheBringerOfFear]

you should put some taurens in the clip . not undead :P

[5deany5]

true true

[runwaydude]

teach me how to pwn /tauren dance O.o

[kate104]

i love Nefian's voice! bring him back

[TheApocalyptto]

One of your best omfg lol

[GazeTheHaze]

Awesome song cept for that annoying voice it sounds like xylan then again its supposed to resemble a newb Lol Best part 1:32

[ZoMg801]

Deci is the man whoever saids he sux is prolly a 50year old virgin

[Hax0rStudios11]

/agree

[Insaaneify]

i have heard alot of crap about dc! he's raps are guuud but i dont like him

[klasta69]

You should do a parody on jizz in my pants

[Liam2010]

sweet song

[JDrammer8]

beginning is terrible with deci

[zepol1000]

can't get eoungh of this

its like CRACK :P

[PappaGejeProductions]

dude you suck ASS! if you dont like em why comment em :S

[CoRpRaLWuLF]

LOL DC  u sooo should make a freds rap vid.... HORDE FOR LIFE

[OMGWoW12345678910]

no thats DCs real voice

him and mike said so :P

[1boredom2strikes3]

oh god its fred rapping..

[sasukesharigan7777]

lol

[DecisionMusic]

dont tempt me..ill make a "Fred Raps" video..lol

[1boredom2strikes3]

i think i may need to buy some earplugs if that idea comes into fruiton

[XxkidchaosxX]

oh please do it DC XD

[scryon596]

yo this is amortion 80 dk from sentinels what is your gear deci cuz i have no idea.

[S3da123]

When it comes to pwnin we got the potion!

[SandSiblingsOwn]

They see us comin' and they leave the BG's open!

[Sham1eZ]

lol that was awesome, loved the whole thing. you two make a great combo.

[DeasyJenkins]

LOL@Limewire

[Haederman]

can someone post this on limewire plz i need this on my ipod

[DecisionMusic]

or u can just DL it off my soundclick...

[Haederman]

oh. ty. imma download em all. anyway wats up. idk if u remember me lol. i used to be like on all the live blogs and shit. saying say my name say my name!! ugh. lol

[RerollAndGetADrood]

Can you pl0x teach me how to pwn pl0x?

[jacknife329]

ummm im pretty sure its deci doin the chorus n nef raps the first verse

[sierramist987456123]

lol hey dude do u have to put hide so u don't have to c the comments ppl put on ur vids man

[ZelekMon]

ded gud m8 5 *

[KookieWee]

nice one Dude, hope you make more like this :)