One day, I'm gonna lie on my back, naked, with my ass in the air. I'm gonna put some of this shit in my ass crack and call my wife in and say I'm feeling horrible. Just before she comes in, I'm gonna set that stuff on fire and let it do it's magic. I can't wait to see the look on her face!
@jonting91 The traditional "Pharaoh's serpent" version of this firework produced a more impressive snake, but its operation depended upon mercury thiocyanate, which is no longer used because of its toxicity.
is it crispy?
TheLostODST 1 week ago
wow just wow 0_0
orlandoemidio 2 weeks ago
Creepy
ToxicAvenger0 1 month ago
fullmetal alchemist i presume..
Rezlyx 1 month ago
Kill it with water!
AlecPerfectinsanity 1 month ago 5
Alchemists, Alchemists everywhere!
c3sar95blade 1 month ago
I've seen enough hentai to see where this is going
zxcvssv1 1 month ago 15
Kill it with fire!!
oh wait...
mhmyup1 1 month ago
DINNER IS SERVED! BITCHES!
FlinckShinesOn 1 month ago 6
im curious, can someone explain the reason behind this?
eventhorizon94 1 month ago
LAMBENT!
TheMightyBeesh 1 month ago
toy? you think this is a game?
hersheygarrett 1 month ago
THE SHIT JUST GOT REAL.
oTATEoBLUEo 1 month ago
that stuff has to be brittle as hell...get it??!
TheRyukenhadoken 1 month ago
this is like future food, from pill to turkey
kugelisss 1 month ago
mercury thiocyanide
Saturation1995 1 month ago
I'm just waiting for it to grab some kid then drag it back into the demon portal.
deadteddiebear1177 1 month ago
what the fuck?
jakthelombax 1 month ago
shut da portal now!!!
Sta6kA 1 month ago
More like Hasturs birth :D
Maiindeg 1 month ago
It's The Thing!!!!! It's real. Oh no...
meskisz 1 month ago
the thing
BWKsoccer06 1 month ago
Portal from hell...
bumbo007 1 month ago
One day, I'm gonna lie on my back, naked, with my ass in the air. I'm gonna put some of this shit in my ass crack and call my wife in and say I'm feeling horrible. Just before she comes in, I'm gonna set that stuff on fire and let it do it's magic. I can't wait to see the look on her face!
djdogjuam 1 month ago 4
It would have been more clever to name it the Pheonix expiriment or something, since they're born from fire.
Addictivemeh 2 months ago
IT'S MERCURY THIOCYANATE YOU RETARDS...DAMN...
GR33k7 2 months ago
@GR33k7 read description. RETARD.
loopofpoop 1 month ago
CTHULU IS HERE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
moonslay 2 months ago 3
omg I just saw satan crawling out from hell Oo
80sMeavyHetal 2 months ago
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80sMeavyHetal 2 months ago
I'd say "Kill it with fire", but apparently that's what it's born of...
Skittlezfiend1990 2 months ago
Now just imagine someone doing it in the Middle Ages!!!!!!!
You would be venerated or just burn on the bonfire...
dougear 2 months ago
how did i get from nope chuck testa to this...?
defreakinghumanoid 2 months ago
@defreakinghumanoid I'm asking the samething to myself <.<
DarKSpideR99 2 months ago
What happens with water?
bdon276548 2 months ago
thats mercury
579supershadow 2 months ago
I'm pretty sure that's deadly toxic...
madjimms 2 months ago
that just freaked the SHIT outta me!!!
bigpapihayes 2 months ago
You can buy this at a firework store.
wolfhomme 2 months ago
Summoning Jutsu !!!!! Piece Of Shit !!!!!!!
eagnir05 2 months ago
Фу какашка.
yasoyer 2 months ago
what is this thing?
ZNdespinaki 2 months ago
Does this guy weigh as a duck weighs? Does he has a mole? And of course, did he or did not turned anyone into a newt?
blackieratt 2 months ago
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youneekk 2 months ago
Looks like something coming straight from hell.
GlowStickRaver66 2 months ago 2
Serpents. HOW THE FUCK DO THEY WORK?!
wowthatsfunnylol 2 months ago 2
Hahaha, I'll never sleep again!
Konoton01 2 months ago
Release the Kracken!
TheSuprmn01 2 months ago 3
wow.. mind blown
matk890313 2 months ago
KILL IT WITH ICE WATER!!!!!
DazReht 2 months ago
looks like the paper took a a big ass dump XD
tommysandwitch 2 months ago
Z̹̫̳͙̺̽̾͊̈́̏̅ͦͭ̄̀͘A̢͎̖̗͋̿̐ͯ̉̎̍ͣ͜L͕̯͇̐̔ͫͮ̈́̀͢͞G̥̪̲̜̱̬ͤͯ̇̐̆͡ͅO̶̢͎ͮ̑ͩͤ̚ ̼̼̳ͥ͑ͨ͌̎ͥ͋͋͘͞͠H̓̿̿ͮͯ͜͏̛͍͙̭͙̤E̛̫͇̐̏ͦ̈́̉͆̚͟ ̵̨̭̖̦̲̐̾̋Çͩ̄ͮ͏͚̯̤̰͎̗̳͉Ȯ̻͔͓ͤ̅ͨͤ͜M̥̥̣̣̙̳̜̞͈̊͗̉̚E̯̲͈̹̤̹̣͔̓̏ͫ̐ͥͭ̾͡S͂̿̀҉͎̻͇͕
Sharpevil 2 months ago
wtf...
starberrylynx 2 months ago
it's not as bad as it may look like. Mercury fumes are heavy and fall down rather quickly, so children't don't really stand a chance to breathe it
Maro11500 2 months ago
Did he just create a portal to hell?!
KevinSmellsGood 3 months ago 59
@KevinSmellsGood My exact thoughts xD
STM021085 2 months ago
@KevinSmellsGood Nope, Chuck Testa :)
BrushManPL 1 month ago
Magci *snort* *snort*
szepiz 3 months ago
KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!... oh, wait, shit!
xk445g 3 months ago 8
thats fucking scary
Ezraveen 3 months ago
I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going...
CleansWithRag 3 months ago 5
Ia! Ia!
blah007001 3 months ago
I think i saw Jack Sparrow in there
UltrarubikXD 3 months ago
DISTURBING
fayabraguette 3 months ago
WHAT IS THIS MAGIC?
gsppcrocks10 3 months ago
Cthulu!!
asexyhobo1 3 months ago
I've seen enough HENTAI to know where This is headed!
razial36 3 months ago 3
DAFUK
mikedejeuner 3 months ago
Now eat it
theoriginalbensteele 3 months ago 4
A portal from the demon realm.
WTWASTHAT 3 months ago 7
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SORCERY
maybeidontgiveashit 3 months ago 142
@maybeidontgiveashit It's Mercury(II) thiocyanate - Hg(SCN)2
Deadyna 3 months ago
@maybeidontgiveashit Mercury (II) Thiocynide decomposing due to heat
metropolisisawesome 2 months ago
@maybeidontgiveashit its shit of paper
azuyadreams 2 months ago
@maybeidontgiveashit I used to do this, but then I got an arrow to the knee
pssmferrari 1 month ago
And thats how the tentacles appear in hentai movies!
Radico003 3 months ago 4
nojento
rbTcoxinha 3 months ago
Kill it with Fire! oh wait... RUN!
TheQuest2010 3 months ago 5
POLAND! POLAND~!
AlexTuran666 3 months ago
IT'S ALIVE IT'S ALIVEEE MUHAHAHA
IAreAndre 3 months ago
so this is how people get the worlds longest fingernails....
KingCuervo88 3 months ago
My dick does the same every morning
iLoveYoutuveVideos 3 months ago
SHOOT THE PODS!!
kyotocure 3 months ago
I've seen 3 different videos with the same "I've seen enough anime/hentai..." line amongst the top rated comments.
Make your own comments people.
ncorva 3 months ago
@ncorva I've seen them too.
Yet I still don't understand it.
mur12chen 3 months ago
This reminds me of squeezing a cyst. Ew lol...
Phendraana 3 months ago
RELEASE THE KRAKEN!
EmeraldWings 3 months ago 2
OH GOD IT'S ALIVE
AceHainley 3 months ago
LAMBENT!!!!
kjun13 3 months ago
Uhh wtf this is amazing
Sk3rRR 3 months ago
The MAGIC BEANS!!!!
Neodymio 3 months ago
WTF IS THIS HERESY!!!
SinDawg030 3 months ago
KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!! oh.....wait...
CourtJester7289 3 months ago 66
holy shit the spanish are advancing in wizardry!!!
HurtMePlenty100 3 months ago
OMG WTF IS THAT! BURN IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE.........OMFGG WAIT A MINUTE
getwhatyouneed 3 months ago
Don't let the Christian nutters see this. They'll claim it to be a demonic process and will try to get congress(opposite of progress) to ban it.
ponkkaa 3 months ago
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.
HE IS COMING! THE ANGLES, OH GOD THE ANGLES!
KingLofiOne 3 months ago 3
And close shut the gates of oblivion!
Scrtcwlvl 3 months ago 2
Kill it, KILL IT!!
T3rras 3 months ago 2
Yes. That would be a fire snake... Nothing new here, people. Move along.
RuckaInc 3 months ago
What sorcery is this??
factionHG 3 months ago 2
WIN !
godarkVIDEOS 3 months ago
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh what kind of plant from the Inferno did you just summon?
RenagadeSoldier22 3 months ago
HE'S OPENED THE GATES OF HELL!!!!!!!!!
drumminmaniac 3 months ago
Sdo that's how the universe expands from the Big Bang.
shoa31 3 months ago
Can I eat it?
TheDragonmandan 3 months ago
This is dusgusting
Lzsaad 3 months ago
CTHULHU RISES!
cYRsatLIcarus 3 months ago
@cYRsatLIcarus Well... I hope Cartman appears and they kill Justin Bieber.
johanzenandersen 3 months ago
i like trains.
TeemuKosonen 3 months ago
@TeemuKosonen Train: NO! I QUIT!
wessonic 3 months ago
This shit looks like its coming from hell.
FormattedCompatible 3 months ago
Why the fuck would he do that with children around? It produces toxic fatal mercury gases, even if it's outside
DivineOv3rdose 3 months ago
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This is why we DO NOT screw with chemists o.O
LichQueenKathie 3 months ago
WE'VE GOT LAMBET!
chillicheesecat 3 months ago
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I wanna eat it.
CullenGurl88 3 months ago
Che Figata
jorope31 3 months ago
fucking reddit
MetalMusicAtheism 3 months ago 2
you pissed off cthulhu
TheSuperKiwiz 3 months ago 5
Sneaky suspicion there are toxic fumes here.
GPenn09 3 months ago
lmao
this reaction produces toxic gases, LETS DO IT AT A CHILDREN'S PARTY
jonting91 3 months ago 106
@jonting91 its Warsaw, they can take it
pravkdey 3 months ago
@jonting91 The traditional "Pharaoh's serpent" version of this firework produced a more impressive snake, but its operation depended upon mercury thiocyanate, which is no longer used because of its toxicity.
Nymphelyn 3 months ago
I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
1337soldiahs 3 months ago 3
@1337soldiahs Trying to copy the top comment, are you?
TKOxPREDATORx 3 months ago
@TKOxPREDATORx Top comment did it wrong, this is how it's supposed to be said.
1337soldiahs 3 months ago
My mind is blown.
QueenAnime99 3 months ago
STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALK
DarkPlague666 3 months ago
oh shit it's the lambent
Xaxustheelite 3 months ago
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MrToastwithbutters 3 months ago
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MrToastwithbutters 3 months ago
W T F!!!!!!!
hectorfg2 3 months ago
I've got to admit, this is kind ofB'GLAA CTHULHU FG'LHUM G'WF'NHAJ!
TheTrohl 3 months ago
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I have seen enough hentai to know where this is going
TerryGxSurpreme 3 months ago
I've seen enough hentai to know what is going to happen
LVicentiniParkour 3 months ago
I've seen enough Hentai to know where this is going.
everlastingphelps 3 months ago
you have successfully open the gate to hell
npc0987 3 months ago
Where's the nearest hill so I can run to?
Nachmanowicz 3 months ago
CLOSE THE PORTAL! QUICK!
eeek143 3 months ago 2
WHAT SORCERY IS THIS
jbubal 3 months ago 6
OHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCK WHATISTHIS
DenizenoftheInternet 3 months ago
ive had nightmares like this before
zombiecancer888 3 months ago
wat is that exactly
?
JuggaleteXXVII 3 months ago
@JuggaleteXXVII Mercury(II) thiocyanate decomposition caused by the addition of heat
RaeRaeDizzaster 3 months ago
I've seen enough anime to know where this is heading...
Siryath 3 months ago 146
@Siryath ANIME? oooooooh right "anime" hihi
yorkshiere 3 months ago
this is what happens when i eat too much mexican food.
also, funnyjunk.
stopdropandroll 3 months ago 3
Funny Junk brought me here :)
CullenGurl88 3 months ago 6
@CullenGurl88 reddit brought me
dinoman32 3 months ago
this makes my skin crawl
jlo358 3 months ago
with the white paper burning and turning black it looks like a demon emerging from the deepest pit of the abyss.
narv75 3 months ago
SOMEONE CLOSE THAT OBLIVION GATE NOW.
TheRandom0ne 3 months ago 6
Cthulhu fhtaghn!
KramLlessur 3 months ago 3
@KramLlessur i think im probably the only one who understand that reference lol
tylerscreamo 3 months ago
HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR?
MmmBepBoo 3 months ago
Chemistry? No... Gateway to hell? Yes.
KatieKinsBear 3 months ago 3
I've seen enough Hentai...
Linkzor24 3 months ago 4
Chemistry over religion, bitches!
Psykomancer 3 months ago 3
ALRIGHTY THEN!
Astrophel 3 months ago
for the love of god
robertcute164 3 months ago
what the literal fuck?
AltitudeF22 4 months ago
but will it blend?
ZaIIenyn 4 months ago
oh dear lord
ZaIIenyn 4 months ago
it looks like its arising from a flaming portal to hell o.o
apard7 4 months ago
where can i get some?
clayonweslee 4 months ago
como faz isso que vc coloca fogo
Isaeu1000 4 months ago
супер тока как сделать самому
dimon83751 4 months ago
I could watch this shit all day.
nintram 4 months ago
no wonder people where burned at the stake for witchcraft no less than 200 years ago
gmikoner 5 months ago
OMG HE NEARLY MANAGED TO SUMMON CTHULHU!
Crosell 5 months ago 6
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Crosell 5 months ago
it's just a yellow snake firework
plinorph 5 months ago
He summoned thos who must not be named. IA IA CTHULHU FTAGHN!
NicoletoZ 5 months ago
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Do it again
Woogemc 5 months ago
it looks like wood...
from hell
larroqe 5 months ago
Oh god, it's turning into a Tim Burton cartoon.
Frusciantefan77 5 months ago 3
reminds me of that movie 'the thing'
ConanCnutKicker 5 months ago
Kill it with fire!!! Wait...
superalieninvasion 5 months ago
Hg AND cyanide. AND small kids around. great...
yurianne07 5 months ago 2
Satan's anus
forgil 5 months ago
So its a homemade snake...
SamWise050 5 months ago
H҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘Ȅ̐̑̒̚̕̚ IS C̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̚̕̚̕̚̕̚̕̚̕̚OMI҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘NG > ͡҉҉ ̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ҉ ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑ ͡҉҉ Z҉A҉L҉G҉
rigumacoo 5 months ago
҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚ ̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̚̕̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉ ̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚ The Nezperd҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚ian hive-mind of chaos. Zalgo. He w҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚ho Waits Behind ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚The Wall. ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚ ͡ ̒̓̔̕̚,
rigumacoo 5 months ago