I'm fine with really low budget films and when I see them I set my standards LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW. But sometimes there's a movie where I just FUCK THIS MOVIE and turn it off. This is one of those movies where its so bad its just bad!
For all of you wondering, This is not related to the alien or predator films, This is a sequel to another retarded movie called "Unseen evil" Why they chose to call this one "Alien 3000" just to confuse the fuck out of everyone is unknown.
This was the funniest movie I've ever seen. I suggest to anyone with a slight sense of humour to grab some beer, have some friends over and put this in.
wow i rented this film cause i thought it was from the alien franchise. and it sucked and when i saw this trailer i realised i was watchin the wrong movie but now i dont even want to see the real alien 3000
it isnt part of the trilogy. their alien and story and everything is way off. apparently theres this gold and coins in a cave and whoever goes in gets killed. its so dumb.
This film was made as part of a confidence scam. The "investors" were primarily elderly people who were ripped off by the bums who put this piece of shit together.
This is definitely on my top ten favorite movies of all time list. It's so dumb it's good! Anyone who wants to rent a hilarious fall-off-a-couch movie, rent Alien 3000. Better yet, buy it!!!!
This is one of the worst movies i've ever seen!! And I have seen a lot!!!! But Oh my god!! The alien in this shit is so bad that i nearly rip my hair out.
deberia darles verguenza los hijos de puta que hicieron esta pelicula . hicieron una copia barata de alien y depredador ojala los demanden por esta tristeza. alien y depredador son y seran clasicos por siempre y ustedes crean tremenda porqueria los voy a matar
I rented this on Carter In Demand just for shits and giggles. I've been renting a lot of shitty movies lately, but by far the worst I've seen so far is Blood Predator. You should see that one and Zombie Wars.
so is Alien 3000 about an Alien or a Predator and where in the time line does it fit in with the AVP or aliens moveies??? and AVPR was not that bad.....i just hate how the hot girl gets cut in half :(
This movie is a stand alone, it isn't part of Predator or Alien, but I thought it was and bought it for that reason. The picture on the cover looks like it was taken RIGHT out of the alien series; the aliens in the movie look like some kid bought a $10 halloween costume
Yeah and all the actors in it act like 10 year olds who just discovered how to swear and try to act tough. I swear there are almost no sentences with the "main characters" dialouge that doesn't have any swearing.
this was the worst movie i have ever scene they used toy helicopters and horrible explosions the alien looked like a man in a suit what a atrocious movie.
I remember watching this movie it was funny and retarded one part I remember when they said they killed there soldier and there were the best and it was stupid cause they died all fast
WATCH THIS MOVIE RIGHT NOW! WATCH IT! YOUR LIFE WILL NEVER BE THE SAME! B movie? no... this is a C movie... no... this is a D movie. I encourage you to watch this movie simply becase it makes no sense and has terrible production quality. i could say without a doubt that this is the worst movie ive ever seen.... so bad it's kinda funny... and it scars you for life. I HATE THE WOODS!
i dont understand this stupid movie.the creature on the cover looks like an alien well...from alien but the thing in the movie looks like a inbred predator.WHAT THE FUCK
Predator rip off
oscarkomenda 2 weeks ago
looks like one shitty movie
jaredstauffer45 1 month ago
y is it invisible?
pokemongreenroks 2 months ago
I'm fine with really low budget films and when I see them I set my standards LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW. But sometimes there's a movie where I just FUCK THIS MOVIE and turn it off. This is one of those movies where its so bad its just bad!
zlindstrom14 6 months ago
Movie budget : 247 dollars.
baboboi01 6 months ago 4
Theres even a character called "burke"
Jesus Tittie Fuc*ing Christ!
Cant we just leave movies to die? Alien = strung out
Terminator = strung out
Predator = strung out with the help of Alien
Resident Evil = strung out
Some saddo even made a "titanic 2" WTF
mitsucanter247365 9 months ago
For all of you wondering, This is not related to the alien or predator films, This is a sequel to another retarded movie called "Unseen evil" Why they chose to call this one "Alien 3000" just to confuse the fuck out of everyone is unknown.
PREDAL1ENWARRIOR 9 months ago
@PREDAL1ENWARRIOR I know...when I was younger I rented and I'm like. "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?! That aint no Alien...."
Mekrokan 9 months ago
JEFF FOXWORTHY!!!!!!
BrutalDeath007 10 months ago 2
Whoever thought up this abomination of a movie should not procreate.
acamp1995 10 months ago
THIS MOVIE SUCKS AND IT IS STUPID!!!
Gamerman0123 11 months ago
alien 1979 is much better
THETANK249 11 months ago
OMG Tvtropes was rightO_O This IS real!
Pooky1991 1 year ago
more like an Z movie.... >.>
Haskanaeleva 1 year ago
Can't anyone get away from the same Alien/Preditor premise? Seems like we're stuck in an endless creative loop with these two ideas.
artbyvince 1 year ago
This was the funniest movie I've ever seen. I suggest to anyone with a slight sense of humour to grab some beer, have some friends over and put this in.
cemarz 1 year ago
Alien 3000, hahaha
neocurface 1 year ago
looks like a alien rip off
LOOKS BAD
themutadedALIEN 1 year ago
@themutadedALIEN It's actually more like Predator
PestileNCe85 10 months ago
notice how the Alien on the cover isn't even in the movie?
BrutalDeath007 1 year ago
thank you captain obvious...
1awfrench 1 year ago
they should just make a movie were a girl doesnt pay her NY taxifare and the immagrant chases her through NY, much more original.
Immortal4261 1 year ago
This has to be the best movie ever made
PestileNCe85 1 year ago
looks stupid.
wrestlefestjosh 1 year ago
some sort of alien with predator abillities and what so ever...i don`t even know why bother making this piece of shit:)) but anyways
dexter0boy0genius 1 year ago
this movie sucks ass. nothing will ever surpass the first two original alien movies by ridley scott and james cameron.
FallofDarkness55 1 year ago
kinda like Predator movie....
truipiip97 1 year ago
I'm not going near this until Rifftrax get around to doing it.
tinkernator 1 year ago
oh scary
dark1evil2 1 year ago
MY EYES ARE BLEEDING
qwertzy121212 1 year ago
this is one of my alltime favorite movies, next to Dracula 3000 and rumpelstiltskin.
Fan Fucking Tastic!
ledhed86 1 year ago
that movie was fucking stupid it has cgi and bad acting
ogiemon 1 year ago
looks awesome
n0wi 1 year ago
Looks good. If I had no internet, no games and no everything else.
I'd actually watch this.
Nouw001 1 year ago
Didn't even watch full movie so stupid the funniest part is with the heli xD
TheQwik1 1 year ago
Worst movie ever.
JamaicanBMW87 1 year ago
wow i rented this film cause i thought it was from the alien franchise. and it sucked and when i saw this trailer i realised i was watchin the wrong movie but now i dont even want to see the real alien 3000
carlnardo 1 year ago
This is the sequel to a movie called "Unseen Evil" starring Richard Hatch.
Adom 2 years ago
seriously.. dont watch this movie... well, if you like the feeling of digging your eyes out with a spoon you can watch it :)
Kamemwati 2 years ago 2
Looks like Aliens got a hold of Predator technology...
slashboy5 2 years ago
is this like a disgrace to the Predator??
ButterKnife90 2 years ago
Actually it's alien.
McPfoot 2 years ago
the trailer iz enough 2 make u say "DAMN THIS MOVIE SUCKS"
THEMASSACREY 2 years ago 2
is this from the alien triology? some1 please fill me
THEMASSACREY 2 years ago
it isnt part of the trilogy. their alien and story and everything is way off. apparently theres this gold and coins in a cave and whoever goes in gets killed. its so dumb.
urbcire 2 years ago
@THEMASSACREY no its not some one tried to copy the franchies but failed.
bakuya99 2 years ago
@bakuya99 yeah and from wat i saw from tha trailer it loks nothing lik the aliens from the allien trilogy
THEMASSACREY 2 years ago
lol this sucked. i watched it a few years backand turned it off after the first 15 minutes
urbcire 2 years ago
1:13 the alien visible
THEMASSACREY 2 years ago
wtf is this shit its just a fuckin rip off of predator
celticpredator97 2 years ago
This film was made as part of a confidence scam. The "investors" were primarily elderly people who were ripped off by the bums who put this piece of shit together.
EgolandTed 2 years ago
Damn this kind of looks like A rip off Predator.
delsaber8 2 years ago
I kinda want to see it LOL...
The guy narrating puts so much enthuziasm in it. He says it in a happy mood LOL.
DALOL7 2 years ago
This is definitely on my top ten favorite movies of all time list. It's so dumb it's good! Anyone who wants to rent a hilarious fall-off-a-couch movie, rent Alien 3000. Better yet, buy it!!!!
thegabeanddaneshow 2 years ago 2
I loved this movie so much it was so funny speciually when the truck falls off the cliff and it looks like a hotwheels
smiley9209 2 years ago
wat was this movie's budget 100 bucks xP
fcandfm3000 2 years ago
plz stop making movies never make another pos like this
bane9d9 2 years ago
3000 where the fuck was I the last 2996 alien movies?!
bioshock56 2 years ago 6
i think mean Alien 3000 is alien from 3 thousand years.....
SuckerKids 2 years ago
this movie was pretty awful
pitofzombies17 2 years ago 2
This movie is on Amazon for $0.01.
HelenKellersArmy 2 years ago
This is one of the worst movies i've ever seen!! And I have seen a lot!!!! But Oh my god!! The alien in this shit is so bad that i nearly rip my hair out.
Very very poor movie..
The worst Lorenzo Lamas movie ever!
brian060983 2 years ago
My cousins watched this and he said the alien and one of the guys sword fight in this movie. I want to see it just for laughs.
ValiantUnicorn 2 years ago
Hell ya I want to see it now I am in a good mood for a laugh today
bioshock56 2 years ago
deberia darles verguenza los hijos de puta que hicieron esta pelicula . hicieron una copia barata de alien y depredador ojala los demanden por esta tristeza. alien y depredador son y seran clasicos por siempre y ustedes crean tremenda porqueria los voy a matar
elfatality77 2 years ago
I rented this on Carter In Demand just for shits and giggles. I've been renting a lot of shitty movies lately, but by far the worst I've seen so far is Blood Predator. You should see that one and Zombie Wars.
ShamefulProductions 3 years ago
if this doesnt have a lesbian scene then whats the point of even making it?
SmokinBabies 3 years ago
Yeah this movie and Alien vs Predator Requiem are my worst movies...terrible effects, terrible acting, no plot...(well kinda)
The only reason I picked up this movie was because I thought it was from the Alien series with Sigourney Weaver
LEG0B0Y 3 years ago
so is Alien 3000 about an Alien or a Predator and where in the time line does it fit in with the AVP or aliens moveies??? and AVPR was not that bad.....i just hate how the hot girl gets cut in half :(
DanWuolle51 3 years ago
This movie is a stand alone, it isn't part of Predator or Alien, but I thought it was and bought it for that reason. The picture on the cover looks like it was taken RIGHT out of the alien series; the aliens in the movie look like some kid bought a $10 halloween costume
LEG0B0Y 3 years ago
lol really! LAME!!!
DanWuolle51 3 years ago
Yeah and all the actors in it act like 10 year olds who just discovered how to swear and try to act tough. I swear there are almost no sentences with the "main characters" dialouge that doesn't have any swearing.
LEG0B0Y 3 years ago
This movie made me laugh
imthatguyyy 3 years ago 13
this was the worst movie i have ever scene they used toy helicopters and horrible explosions the alien looked like a man in a suit what a atrocious movie.
JarrodDrover123 3 years ago
I've seen films by 15 year olds that are better than this.
This is so full of epic fail.
Nelatherion 3 years ago 3
I remember watching this movie it was funny and retarded one part I remember when they said they killed there soldier and there were the best and it was stupid cause they died all fast
Socome23 3 years ago
Me and my friend watched this about a year ago.
I WAS ON THE FLOOR CRYING AND ROLLING IN LAUGHTER.
HelenKellersArmy 3 years ago 3
dude i was baked last night and i decided to watch it cuz it looked funny as hell fuck i didn't stop laughing for a good hour after the movie
MisterRTV 3 years ago
hahahahaha same with me.. one of the funiest movies all time:D
cnapta4e 3 years ago
You must love retarded movies then
ruffhouse00x 3 years ago 4
Yes i do you fucking freak!
comediananton 3 years ago
im not going to even argue with you man just because your movie is crap and nobody likes it.
ruffhouse00x 3 years ago
Alien 3000 rules
comediananton 3 years ago
dude shut the hell up
ruffhouse00x 3 years ago
No i wont =)
comediananton 3 years ago
fuck u
fcandfm3000 2 years ago
Cheap Predator parody!
spocins 3 years ago
i just cant describe how bad this movie is...
charlesbest1 3 years ago
This is the Gayest movie known to man
snorlax140 3 years ago 2
this is the fuking dumbest piece of shit movie i have ever and i mean EVER seen in the whole world!!
stanleycup16 3 years ago 4
WATCH THIS MOVIE RIGHT NOW! WATCH IT! YOUR LIFE WILL NEVER BE THE SAME! B movie? no... this is a C movie... no... this is a D movie. I encourage you to watch this movie simply becase it makes no sense and has terrible production quality. i could say without a doubt that this is the worst movie ive ever seen.... so bad it's kinda funny... and it scars you for life. I HATE THE WOODS!
Nyctus 3 years ago
i agree LOL this was epic fail
JarrodDrover123 3 years ago
i dont understand this stupid movie.the creature on the cover looks like an alien well...from alien but the thing in the movie looks like a inbred predator.WHAT THE FUCK
tylermac2121 3 years ago 7