Meet the Heavy

[Dragonplus70]

HOLLLY SITT!! press 8 it loks SCAARRYY!!

[VannahWilson]

Holy shit that thing weighs 150 kilograms? How does he hold that?? That's 330 pounds!

I love his laugh. XD He has the best laugh aside from Medic.

[MadSpectro7]

It's nice to see that they refinished this to match up with the rest of the TF2 class videos.

[spacecreep007]

Us: Heavy! Will there be a "meet the pyro"?

Heavy: Maybe...*sniff*..Maybe....

[LordEyli]

1:11

[Stamroe]

OMG who touched sasha

[theoxsillyman]

1. click the closed caption button

2.Use transcribe auto.

3. laugh

(only thing accurate is the gun explanation)

[nehff]

Jason Statham anyone?

[Mage13246]

45 people have touched Sasha :O

[theman3199]

the one who touched Sasha is gonna get raped

[armageddin112]

press 4 repeadly heavy is having sex with his sasha.

[PiloteZaiga]

pause and press 9

HE IS LOOKING AT YOUR SOUL

[xF0SxR0xDAHx]

If you want to find out if justin beiber is a girl press 6, once

[GRUCHO67]

oh my gawd, who touch sasha?

[6000NoobTube]

5 updates ago I took 400,000 arrows to the knee in 12 seconds,

And my F2P Medic watched.

[therealcruz]

DISLIKE BAR IS SPY

[bionicle51566]

press 3

[DatKunen]

It cost 400000 arrow to the knee jokes to fuck up youtube for 12 seconds

[MrTy456100]

Press 6? please? Maybe

[wiktors909]

press 3 to see heavys smile

[gamebro100]

I am gamebro100, and this, is my comment, she weights 414 words and contain 8 custom lines typed by me at ten thousand letters per minute. It cost $400000 dollars to read this comment, for 12 seconds

Oh my god, 1 vote down, WHO VOTE DOWN MY COMMENT!

Some people think they can out thumb me, maybe,maybe. I have yet to meet one that can out thumb letters.

Wuwa!WuWA! HAHAHAHAHA! THUMBS SOME MOAR!!!

Get ready some moar.

[Bindedwind]

@gamebro100 I've seen this before :|

[NaziZOMBIEpro100]

I am heavy pimping guy, and this is my hooker. She weighs 150 pounds and squirts at 30 miles per hour. It costs 400,000 dollars to fuck her for twelve seconds.

[AakwardAardvark]

why does the bullet hes holding look so much more detailed than his gun?

[thunderBOOM23]

pause at 0:31 for kiss me



[siemien16]

He sounds like Vin Diesel :)

[CallOfDutyaddict1357]

SANDVICH

[Antimanele104]

You can also press 6 to see Heavy swallowing an endless Sandwich.

[NorwegianDragon13]

He really reminds me of my dad...

[ThatBurnedToilet]

hold 9

[youngboychannel1]

oh my god... who touched sasha WHO TOUCH MY GUN

[ROBLOXnerd101]

It costs $40,000 to fire this weapon. For twelve seconds.

[ninjabianco]

@ROBLOXnerd101 He says 4 hundrend thounsand dollars, that means 400,000 ...for twelve secods XD

[kevbri11]

@ninjabianco first learn to type seconds

[ninjabianco]

@kevbri11 first learn to distinguish distraction from ignorance -.-'

[kevbri11]

@ninjabianco first learn to get a life

[choclatesandwitch67]

WHO TOUCHED SASHA!!!

[MrGlassKeys]

1) Wait for intro music to stop

2) Press 1

3) Press 9

4) ???

5) Profit!

[TheGard3nGn0me]

Can I have some more? ;D

[MrHazzaBombazza]

Press 4 repeatedly. Heavy having sex

[supersonicsaiyan1]

@MrHazzaBombazza with scouts mom

[thunderBOOM23]

@MrHazzaBombazza press 5 for *cough*

[Bindedwind]

@MrHazzaBombazza I'm pretty sure it looks like he's dry humping the table when you click 1 repeatedly XD

[screamriot86]

@MrHazzaBombazza Dude. What the hell. yhat doesn't look like sex at all.

[VannahWilson]

@screamriot86 I think it's supposed to sound like it rather than look like it.

[sajanas1000]

at 0:02 its typed copyright lololol

[NASCAR4ever11]

"Oh my god! who disliked the heavy? alright...WHO DISLIKED THIS VIDEO!!"

[TheBatmanSmells]

Keep pressing 4 for heavy buttsecks XD

[1bearcatf8f]

@TheBatmanSmells LMAO thats hillarious!

[SupermuffinMc]

He fired his gun for 13 secs so thats 473,333.33 dollar

[paintballslime]

i found someone who can outsmart bullet... a scout under the affects of bonk!

[ninjafrogs97]

@paintballslime not outsmart. OUTRUN.

[ireallyhatefred1]

44 people cant lift 150 kilograms

[taismodude]

wait until he says anything significant at all and then press 9

[Shikumaru123]

Wait til he says " I am heavy weapons guy "

Then press 9.

[savt16]

Now it costs $0 to fire this weapon...so much you want. Cuz it`s FTP, man

[TobyBallMusic]

In Soviet Russia, Sacha fires you!

[TheQ57682]

I TOTALLY want that as my flare for the minigun. How do you get that? (The flare is the yellow part in front of the minigun when u shoot)

[Dimrain48]

Does that mean he's a fucking millonaire?

[DFTheNightmare]

@Dimrain48 his employer must be :P

[ImToXicHD]

roses are red,

violets are blue,

I´m a painis cupcake,

I will eat you!

[winterfoxisminenubz]

I am Weapon, And this.... Is my heavy weapons guy... It cost $400,000 to Let Heavy weapons guy fire me for 12 Seconds... *Heavy has scar :o* Oh my god, who touched Heavy? Who touched my heavy weapons guy!? :3

[GuttenSnorre]

Meet the Heavy: She weight 150 Kg and 200 custom two-cotrages at 10, 000 drauntz per minute!

Meet the Medic: wat waz noyz??

[zombies5100]

heavy is good at language in this but he sucks at it in the game

[Skycraft287]

The only one I see to outsmart bullets is the Dead Ringer :3

[TheBatmanSmells]

Keep pressing 4 to see Heavy raped in the anus XD

[The2Coolest2]

1:16 sniper waiting to headshot heavy

[NathanRHimself]

Heavy should teach elementary students how to KICK ASS

[TheSpartanLAWyer]

1:10 Epic face

[WolfPackAttackClan]

i used to make *puts on sunglasses* jokes but then i took an arrow to the knee but then i found out that its way overused and then i got a scrotum to the chin and then *puts on sunglasses*

[YunkiOSG]

@zipguin Ba Dum - Tssss

[bdawgisback]

Heavy is sooo AWESUM! /(^_^)\

[gerardovalencia123]

Did anyone else notice the scene when the heavy is using his gun is also used for meet the sandvich

[michaelb1341]

im here to meet one who can outsmart boolet,bollet,bullet,bulit,bli­t(and so on)BBBBOOOOLLLLEEEEETTTTTTTT!!­!!!!!!!

[killermafia100]

heavy:Who Touched MY GUN?!!?!?

pyro:I did

Heavy:YOU!"points at pyro" yes YOU YOU ARE DEAD!!

Pyro:Not if You're Dead First!!!

[JaysonB190]

@killermafia100

Heavy: Who Touched MY GUN?!!?!?

Pyro: Mmm Mmmm

Heavy: YOU! "points at pyro" yes YOU! YOU ARE DEAD!!

Pyro: Mmmm mmm mmmm mmm mmmm

[PhilosophicalMan]

when i use the dead ringer, am i being the one who can "outsmart bullet"?

[Twitchythe3rd]

@PhilosophicalMan Boolet still finds you eventually, so no.

[MySecondCoffee]

43 guys had tuch sasha!

[Euposauridae]

Heavy: Mathematician

[Drago2529]

in Soviet Russia, Sasha touch youuuuuuuuuuu! :D

[CatsDrinkVodka]

@Drago2529 yes she does

[WolfStorms44]

next on future weapons...

[MaxSmog]

roses are red,

violets are blue,

when heavy comes,

it's over with you.

*POW*

[TheGamekid96]

@MaxSmog boom.headshot

[DennisNguyen88]

@MaxSmog roses are red,

violets are blue,

when heavy comes,

it's all over you.

LOLOLOLOL i'm such a dirty minded child

[Kaskiv]

@MaxSmog Roses are red,

violets are red,

bushes are red,

HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

[gamingkrille]

@MaxSmog pow ha ha

[111urnotme]

Pyro: I have yet to meet man who can outsmart fire

[stallonedude40]

@111urnotme Water: -Troll face-

[SpadexClover]

@111urnotme Spy with Spycicle. :D

[111urnotme]

@SpadexClover touche

[KajexFiredrake]

@111urnotme

I have. He's called the Sniper, and he does it with a jar of piss.

[FireBlazex88]

This is about the smartest talk the Heavy can talk...

[TethysIthaca]

@FireBlazex88 Just because he can't speak english doesn't mean he's dumb. He has a Phd on russian literature, look it up.

[quieroterry]

xDDDDD a true gunsman.. he named his baby <3

[RomaniaCounterStrike]

HUEE HUUAAA HAHAHA CRY SOME MORE !!!!!

[narutoxpein98]

outsmart bullet? the spy did. he did it by STANDING RIGHT BEHIND U

[DaViDMesSe]

I am heavy weapons guy

*unzip pants*

And THIS is my weapon.

[TheKennyMaster1]

@DaViDMesSe

Your underwear? Oh wait nevermind XD

[DaViDMesSe]

@TheKennyMaster1 xD

[epicutubemembername]

Heavy = FPS Russia

[StudioHKD]

1:07 LOL

[Mario4812]

So how much does the medigun cost?

[prisoner95039245]

his laugh is just priceless lol

[talkingbeatlehead]

the cost to fire this weapon is TOO DAMN HIGH

[MrShnoxdog]

It costs $12 to fire this weapon... for 400,000 seconds!

[KEVINSAWESOME1]

@MrShnoxdog its other way around dumbass

[MsMineandcrafter]

@KEVINSAWESOME1

I think that was the point.

[rascistmeansbitch]

@KEVINSAWESOME1 dont call ppl dumbasses if u dont understand what they mean -___-

[MrShnoxdog]

@KEVINSAWESOME1 It's a joke dumbass.

[SupaKillah666]

@MrShnoxdog Over 500 kilo´s of weight. its too much for any human

[TacosIncorperated]

@MrShnoxdog cost efficient gun is cost efficient!

[MrShnoxdog]

@TacosIncorperated Da!

[999supercoolguy999]

@MrShnoxdog thats some shitty weapon.

[crazymike65]

1:12 DIE SQUIDWARD

[ThePHOXman]

WHO TOUCHED MY GUN!?

[ichat12]

@ThePHOXman u did ha

[DarkGothGirl3212]

Im Still Wondering Who The Brave Person Is Who Handles The Camera...

[98samash]

@DarkGothGirl3212 It's the director

[Splaaaaty]

CRY SOME M0:00R!

[FastMinecraftDude]

me: hey bullet

bullet:yo!

me:whats 1+1?

bullet:...

me:everyone outsmarts bullets! :D

[SonicX246831]

I used to pay $400,000 to meet the Pyro. But I took the cash to the knee

[natnetsam]

43 people touched sasha

[Oblivion272]

That person who can outsmart bullet is......CHUCK NORRIS!!!

[Slicezorr]

It cost $400,000 to play HL2:EP3 Alpha for 12 seconds

[Briganse]

Hmmmmmmmmmmm........Bruce Willis

[jabbernaut52733]

keep pressing 4

ROFL

[iShrimpEater]

Heavy can do math? o_o

[MakedonskoDete1]

Who touched Sasha??? WHO TOUCHED MY GUN!!!?????? xD

[TheNickchat]

I love Russians :D



[archnova500]

LOL look at heavy face's on 1:00

[Mikeybetts]

43 people tried to outsmart bullet

[LazaMan101]

scout out-smarts bullet with bonk... just sayin

[vallejos48]

HE HE... CRY SOME MORE

[zipguin]

it cost $400,000 to fire for 12 seconds? thats a

*puts on sunglasses*

a HEAVY price

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

[darkpyro75]

@zipguin Hmmmm yes that is A A Heavy price

[the0007lord]

4 shots per ammo point. 20 seconds per clip. Clip is 200. 200*4*(60/20) = 2400.

Akso, it costs 400,000 to fire for 12 seconds? 12 seconds is 120 ammo points, 480 bullets.

Each bullet costs 400,000/480, $83,33 each.

400000/12 = Price of shooting per second. $3333.33

So, the price of shooting a clip? $666666.66

That's a, heavy, price.

[fishkllr]

@the0007lord I salute you good sir.

[MadBootDude]

@the0007lord Yeah...a "heavy" price.

[lick9152]

@the0007lord you are so wrong because cartridge means bullet. just because you know math doesnt mean you know everything

[ItsHell4U]

@the0007lord Nerd.

[VaderGuy9]

@the0007lord Satan must sell the clips. :3

[PWNJoker]

@the0007lord Six 6's before the decimal point O.O

Sixception

[knotgun465]

1:05-1:29 , dustbowl map!!

[davisbr96]

oh my GAWD WHO TOUCHED SASHA?

[davisbr96]

heh heh... cry some more

[minecraftrules16]

1:13 anyone else notice that his emblem is a skull rather than a fist

[GongHawkeye]

1:06 Heavy fire his weapon for 12 seconds.

[tyler225905]

the bullet touched his gun

[MrFedmark]

It costs $400,000 for Valve to work on HL3 for 12 seconds.

[JoakimJockeHansson]

it costs $400,000 to fuck me for 12 seconds

[WIZARDcOn]

oh my god....who tuched sasha? *long inhale* WHO TUCHED MY GUN!!!!!!

[Reven619]

am I the only one who gets a green screen when the video starts, and the only one whos safety mode won't turn off even when I tell it to.

[dancingbanana105]

It takes 2 million dollars to fire it for one minute.

[loreganwater]

cry some more

[karolis757]

O my Good ! Who tuch Sasha?

[leafthebrave]

Notice that he fires his minigun at the end for 12 seconds

[Monjaru]

Heavy's claim: $400,000 worth of ammo in 12 seconds.

Assuming bullets are $200 a piece, this would require 2000 bullets fired (400000 / 200) in those 12 seconds. That's approximately 167 bullets per second (2000 / 12).

167 bullets fired (x) 60 seconds (=) 10020.

Obviously, he can't do that in-game (even assuming 1 damage per shot, he'd kill anything but a fellow Heavy being overhealed in less than 2 seconds), but there's nothing wrong with his math.

[samjam3063]

Are you engineer?

[PandaRaging]

i wonder what the heavys fart smells like...

[131bh]

Don't fuck with Heavy's Sasha or you will die! XD! I like Heavy the most. :)!

[sundance401]

I think scout touched it...

[m4cinet123]

He says it cost $400,000 dollars to fire it for 12 seconds LITERALLY,

[ElectTheDeadBelgium]

Every character in TF2 is funny but hell ... Heavy is by far the funniest .

Crazy russian ...

[300theman]

0:56

[blackdragon5150]

I am your creepy next door neighbor and this is my d*** he ways 10 pounds and fires 5 gallons of piss per minute it costs 1 dollar to use my d*** for 12 seconds

[CloneWarsrulz]

people outsmart me to :(

[siebersboy]

i outsmarted the bullet but then i took an arow to the knee

[GhostCaptian]

So if hasnt met anyone who can outsmart his bullets then he hasent met a scout with Atomic! Bonk Punch

[HydroMonsoon]

@GhostCaptian Or a Spy with the Dead Ringer.

[jesusisahugefaggot]

@mrawesome1000 no one cares faggot

[mrawesome1000]

I don't think you guys remember me but I used to have the top rated comment on this video. I'm sad now.

[supernulia]

@mrawesome1000 /watch?v=RFZrzg62Zj0&feature=r­elated