Alex Reads Twilight: Ch.14

[StupidityReloaded]

Alex Reads Vampire Knight =:D

[bubbles20183]

2:14- 2:21 Edward's face on your shirt kinda looks like the joker when crumpled(is that a word?, meh * shrug*) so it goes from joker to Edward, back to joker, then back again.

[LangdonL]

Your grandad is so cute! :)

[newthelen]

I love your t-shirt.

[megannancy23]

I've actually had a conversation with someone who was talking in their sleep. My cousin was sleeping and she started mumbling about popcorn and I talked back to her and found out how she likes her popcorn and what kind of seasoning she likes and when she likes to eat popcorn.

[sc2sday]

Your granddad has Edward's famous crooked smile.

[AzzaMgazza]

this book is written diabolically. 

[bloodlightningXD]

"He threatened darkly" I s'pose Eddy does everything darkly, eh? Threaten, chuckle, talk about not breathing...

[windsockstudios]

I love Alex's laugh. That real laugh that can only be caused by Charlie.

[B2STayeee]

I love your laugh! too cute

[CrazyFungirl221]

HE THREATENED DARKLY.

[gordyb118]

Bronylight has a motto too-Instead of 'And so the Lion fell in love with the Lamb' we have:Pig flies up south of the Carrot.

[TheLoveIsWaiting42]

my grandad says the same thing :)

[georgieeguitar]

he didn't need to point out that it was charlie, i think we all already knew

[LotsofHugsandKisses]

I hear Charlie.

[teamstarkiduk1]

@darciebooiloveyou he edits the video

[darciebooiloveyou]

how did you change your shert to fast ? lol =D

[Monikoue]

has any1s een that he changed his shrt?

[demonuserftw]

you must have gotten a lot of strange looks, getting that shirt.

[TheBigkatyperryfan]

Lol, I do like twilight, but I like this video better.

[bayoubananabilly]

Charlie's threat made my day

[Standoutfitin]

I love your grandpa.

[FallingUpwards243]

I luv how ur granddad is al like dazed and unmoving, just staing right into the lense of the camera!... hehehe...

alex :what have you drawn for me?

grand dad:...queen...

alex: queen of spades?

grand dad: ...yeah...!...

alex: thank you!

SO MUCH AWKWARDNESS! Nice family bonding though... =D

[nikkiwithfries]

i now have some desire to re read twilight... just to see how shit it really is!

[FaIseHope]

bouqet or however it's spelled is what the wine smells like

[Alizastack]

Last time i checked, Edward, flowers don't bleed wine. nice try though

[missdwarfplanet]

"I've had the scent of you in my head all day." He must be on LSD...

[Ilovewillsmith1000]

Oh my god your laugh is ADORABLE!

[Kat22Blue]

It's Bella's Vulva scent, he stole some while she was sleeping

[kt76943]

aw, your grandfather is adorable.

[everyonefan01]

hahaha he has a new moon t-shirt!!

[divadevil123]

it makes it soo much better if uve read twilight.... also, omg charliieee :)))

[KajenMayurKashSajan]

YOUR LAUGHH

[abbernathie]

Twilight is such a good book when you read it alone, and then Alex comes in and makes you wonder how you never thought about all of the things wrong with it :/

[JambaJuiceDisneyland]

he laughs like a little kid<3

[whitebellieddorks]

Why do I find it ironic that there is a Breaking Dawn add on the side of this page?

[CurrentlyM]

Whatever happened to your Twilight shirt?

[TheEmzBemz]

I SOOO want the sound of your laughter in my mouth all day! <3

[Dibsy333]

Twilight is actually alot better in swedish...

[MrsYorsk]

@Dibsy333 Hvorfor i helvete er det bedre på svensk? :D

[Dibsy333]

@MrsYorsk För att översättaren har gjort ett väldigt bra jobb :D

[skaterboy747ify]

CHARLIE!!!



[404jessie]

Just laugh constantly.. I wouldn't mind :)

[SuperHeroMania]

Is that your girlfriend's Edward t-shirt? I can imagine she's about as skinny as you...

[stude444]

I shit you not, my sisters friend actually tells stories when she sleeps, and they are the best things ever.

[McFizzle1613]

@stude444 Write them down?

[stude444]

@McFizzle1613 I'll try, but it's gonna be difficult.

[tessaisterrific]

I watch these when I'm sad. They make me laugh. A lot. (:

[FiouxBey]

The pig fly's up south of the carrot??

[Ahhhhdddd]

Plus I love Charlie in the back round

[Ahhhhdddd]

I love how he actually bought a twilight shirt even though he hate twilight so much. He must really love his viewers huh

[nycityshinesbright]

Translation of Edward = "I want to bang you brains out"

[cookiemonsta188]

It's so funny watching you read Twilight when you make fun of it.

[CoconutterlyCrumble]

This is like, the fifth time I've watched your videos.

Your reactions to Meyer's clumsy little sentences are just hilarious, and never fail to brighten up a bad day.

:)

Thank you for the lols.

[Freenure]

Hey! We're a group of Spanish translators and we just watched like, eight of your twilight videos. We love them! We laughed all the way through! And yes, I know we could be doing something better. Naw, not really.

[SLOTloven]

your shirt says new moon... now you HAVE to read it

[sxdrey]

"a woman... of all things.."

Well what the hell else is it gunna be (apart from a man obviously)?? A CHAIR?

[wAyInToL0V3]

Alex, your laugh is infectious.

[itsmekayp]

I've had the sound of your laughter in my mouth all day <3

[idonteatturtles]

threatening is already a dark experience, why would she need to say how Edward threatened her?

[wolfpupgal]

Is it just me or do you look really wimpy when you put that shirt on? Because you usually look really manly but... that shirt doesn't work for you.

[hpwolf123]

@wolfpupgal I think any guy would lose some of their manhood if they put on that shirt...XD

[hannaissacarre]

cute granddad!

[mynameissarahred]

@hannaissacarre I was just thinking that! He's adorable :D

[midge1808]

I luv the Twilight top.

[theCRAZYtwizzler]

Bella made Edward her bitch

[musixvids4life1]

this is sooo funny!! and charliee!!!

[TheMazzatron]

My iPod says there are no comments to this. WTF

[BeckyBeckster93]

you talking to your grandad was cute and funny. just the end "thank you" was like a 5 year old getting an ice cream from a grandparent!

[AmandaMartin9000]

I fell in love at 2:15

[Allioop88]

I love the wardrobe change. :D

[nanug7]

hes hilariouss

[Z1aheart]

In my family, sleep talking goes like this. "[name of my younger brother], blah blah blah!" My dad yelled at him to do his homework in the middle of the night while we were on a trip. My mom yelled at him to vacuum the house. I've yelled at him to stop bothering me. Nobody in our family likes my younger brother, it seems. At least not in our dreams.

[comehomeusa3]

Twilight Shirt :o How the hell did you buy that without the man/woman behind the counter wondering about your sexuality?!

[growabrainhc]

twilight shirt = win

[TheScarletBanana]

Omg, your grandad is so cute! :)

[rjs1311]

he chuckled darkly, he threatened darkly...wtf?

[AnjelicaMitzi]

he's kinda good-looking in this video

[123Msalliecat]

If that isn't a warning sign for 'leave this relationship' I don't know what is. :,D

[PaulCruikshank]

Harriet Harman was the deputy Leader (and so leader when Gordon Brown resigned) in may 2010. So the Labour Leader was, technically a woman...albeit not the elected leader.

[Riddikulusbecca24]

your grandad is adorable!! haha

[alextristanable]

the labour leader was a woman?

[alextristanable]

I swear the leader is Ed Miliband....?

[deathtotheworld18]

@alextristanable Harriet Harmon was temporary leader in between Gordon Brown and the election of Ed Miliband.

[rupertmyprince]

i used to have that edward cullen shirt before i realised how shit twilight was

[StasyWish]

Anybody English-speaking, tell me please what does Charlie say at 0:44? English is not my native language, I just can't catch what he's saying. I do want to understand why Alex starts laughing so madly.

[SugarLoveForever]

@StasyWish I think he says 'Pink flies up south of the carrot'...that might sound weird but I think he was giving an example of things people say in their sleep...or I might be completely wrong.

[StasyWish]

@SugarLoveForever Thanks :D

[ggroks]

Is that charlieissocoollike in the background?????!!!!!

[VPureBloodPrincessK]

you two make reading twilight sound fun.

[stphstrwbrrygl]

OMG I JUST GOT THE DANIEL RADCLIFFE ADVERT ON THIS VIDEO.

[Hopeforthisheart]

Yes..would someone care to decode that thing about wine and flowers for me?

[TvChic19]

Your grandad is awesome haha :)

[heartemoboiz]

ROFLOLOL when you came back with the twilight shirt on I literally did a spit take

[awesomelyizzy]

alex and charlie need to do more vids together xx

[awesomelyizzy]

not a sex metaphor, hes talking about how what he rlly wants is to kill her and drink her blood...nevertheless alex, you make my day xx

[ImTotallyDrawn]

i wrote a comic about vampires

and all they do is fight and bite each other not this goo lol

[jbaitken008]

Charlie sounded like some sort of phycopath when he said about the 'threatning darkly'.

Thats twilight for you!

[bellabelara21]

im loving the new moon shirt with edward on it

[HermioneCullen1]

'I just realized, I'm not wearing my Twilight shirt' *puts on shirt* LOLLLL

[123Msalliecat]

I apparently talk to myself in my sleep. My friend started answering for me and I called her by my own name.

[ZombieCupcakes1]

CHARLIE!

[luvlyssam21]

LOLOLOL ily. ummm pretty sure hes just sketching some more. just b/c i cant EAT YOU doesnt mean i cant creepily enjoy SMELLING YOU

[conversegirl1311]

the thumbnail of this video is simply genius,

[QuinnTaylorMitchell]

"Just because I'm resisting the wine doesn't mean I can't appreciate the bouquet" Makes me think Edward is saying, "just because I wont eat you blood doesn't mean I cant eat [out] other things ;) "

[AlexisMackenzieMusic]

" I FORGOT MY TWILIGHT SHIRT!"

that's a new moon shirt(X

[lafalala1]

"Just because I'm resisting the wine doesn't mean I can't appreciate the bouquet" makes me think of a saying a friend once told me.... sex can wait, masterbate!

[xPixiRose137x]

"Just because I'm resisting the wine doesn't mean I can't appreciate the bouquet" basically means that he is comparing her to some really stinky alcohol. YUM.

[maryjanesoares]

omg i'm crying of laughter this is too funny

[22A09544]

edward is just indirectly saying "bella i want to sex you up"

[BethsEpicFails]

i think it means juat vcuse i cant drink you dosen't mean i cant smell you ... O___o (what a creep)

[KlutzyWolfiee]

I never got why Bella was okay with Edward creeping into her room, It's just slightly....odd

"pig flies up south of the carrot" - now that would've been something to listen to XD

[BritChicks98]

Nice shirt :L

[amara1234554321]

Awww, your Grandad is cute. :3

[MinimallyMainstream]

Translation of Edward: Just because i cant rip your throat out doesnt mean i cant come and stare at your tits while you sleep.

[tinysocks3]

I nearly choked when watching this, Worth it! Also, I read Twilight before, was ok, can never read that book again with out laughing my head off, ah well, not exactly a great loss XD

[itsinhiskissxO]

Charlie. <3

[inacityoffools]

My friend once talked about setting her brother on fire in her sleep it was weird so I kindly woke her up by yelling RE-ORG in her face

[cowman5813]

was this story time with Alex before Charlie's bed-time or something?

[jackolegend47]

I talk about killing famous political people when I'm awake

[7Write4This9Heart7]

AW! *U* Your grandad is so adorable! *U* LOVE this! ^U^

[alyssaradcliffe]

Ok so I had an ad for Breaking Dawn... I laughed so hard.

[ThatErikaChick23]

omg your grandad is adorable! <3

[t0xic69]

Oh my god, I love you.

[xxblackonyxlovexx]

My friends told me that I talk about children playhouses, blood and murderous bunnies in my sleep. It's really scary apparently xD

[turtlelvr45]

"Oh I just realized I'm not wearing my twilight shirt"...seconds later wearing a twilight shirt. xD only alex hahaha

[emilymciver]

Your Grandad is the perfect little old man.

[hpnatalie]

I didn't need the arrow to tell me that was Charlie

[Mistiewell]

Once my friend said: "Tardis chocolate boxes." And my cousin said " No, no. Stop it. Don't hurt me." She was smiling the whole time.

[Mistiewell]

@Mistiewell In their sleep of course.

[BihnaFlo]

1:25 Lol, I think he meant that even though he can't rip her open and eat her heart out, he can enjoy her smell and the fact that she's around.

[thisisthesweetness]

thats a new moon shirt.not a twilight shirt

[roidesdemons]

I just notice you were wearing a "New moon" T-shirt. Even though it is appropriate for the vlog, I am kind of scared to know WHY you bought that thing.............. *disappointment*

[imabeefree]

The reference with the wine is totally talking about Edward being able to smell her blood while she is on her period.

[imabird62]

love chaaaaaarliee ;'D

[FarfetchdForDinner]

I've always wondered how people found old people cute. But man, your granddads adorable!

[haxenabled]

your grandad is rockin'

[xoluvspuppyox]

d'aww your grandpa is so cute! :D

[LarxeneTheMadOne]

OMG YOUR SHIRT. NOOOO D;

[YourMamaUmbridge1]

i love how he's wearing a new moon tshirt :)lol, you're hilarious

[madlove015]

1:28 the smell of the wine...i do believe

[Zoevengeance]

:') the msot iv ever heard soemone talk in there sleep is when my sister woke up to ask why i had stolen her gameboy.....She didnt hav eone.

[WhatsBliss]

I think the oddest sleep talking experience I've had was when my friend sat up in her sleep and asked me quite seriously, "Why are you killing everybody?"

I told her it was because they'd discovered my secret assassin identity. She nodded gravely and lay back down.

[IaMnOdEcOy]

Roflroflrofl dude, Charlie's dark threats XDDD alex, you're hilarious, dude. i laughed so much at the "i've had the sound of your laughter in my mouth all day." god this is too funny! win!

[rococo7777]

YOUR GRANDAD IS THE BEST PART OF THIS VIDEO. (Just kidding, Alex is nice too. :D)

[Iloveweasleytwinnehs]

Best part of this video? CHARLIE!

[gabby2817]

Hahahaha I talk in my sleep a lot:D

[DDay12G]

I talk about sheep a lot in my sleep apparently :B Hahaha

[AnimeLuver1397]

1:22 I think that means they are both mental and they need to make a book that people accually understand

[numnumcherry]

Gaah, your laughter is so infectious! I swear I have the sound of it in my mouth all day. haha.

Oh, and your granddad seems super nice. I even awwwed.

[MizukiHawkeye]

SHIT. Most f*cked up and abusive relationship on the planet...

[KayteeSchwartz]

please :) haha

[KayteeSchwartz]

can i be your best friend ?

[MsJennums]

"I've had the sound of your laughter in my mouth all day" - cracked up at that part.

[mssonnet26]

how do someone threaten darkly?

[EscapingTheCrash]

I have listened to people sleep talk before (Guess i'm a creep just like Edward). I was at one of my friends houses once. He went to bed at about midnight. I pulled an all nighter with his brother and at three a.m we snuck into his room while he was sleeping. He said "Butt sex orgy" and I died laughing. And he wondered why people thought he was gay...

[xxBoyMeetsGirlxx]

I'm only watching this video again because I absolutely adore your Grandad :)

[RichmonkeyRiddikulus]

Oh Alex......

[TheAce707]

OK, Edward has a rape plan...

[chantalfer123]

OMG his shirt hahahahahahahaha

[billieee98]

i love his laugh!

[Mynameis29178]

Favorite part of all is when he said "and I'm back to reading this fucking book" I laughed so hard favorite quote :)

[littlemisssunshin857]

love the shirt

[monmon4th]

shirt changed. LOL!

[VinnyMaze]

the last time I spoke in my sleep apparently I just repeated. "Next please" and "TELL ME MORE"

[toomanymutants]

@VinnyMaze lol last time i did, i think i said, HAHAHAHAHAHA! No joke!

[Tsuikana]

...he looks really good in that shirt

think its just cos its black haha