Planet Wild Outback Killers

[grandplans]

I would love to take a trip to the outback.

[patrick127200]

ha!!

[pippaknuckle]

Well done - don't let that stop you coming to Aus - you'd be lucky to see a snake.. The most dangerous & venomous animal here is the lawyer.

[perfectendinguk]

this had nothing to do with the title, it was just some people in a room, thumbs down for your lies, LIES!!!!!

[WaffleBrother]

after i saw that huge spider . . .

i lifted my feet up and checked my floor

haha !

[chiparoo222]

VERY interesting ! ! !

[mogie2006]

Guys i work in the most grasy and dry areas of qld australia everyday. ive killed millions of spiders and 15 snakes...uno whats bitten me then most? mosquitoes and ants...Jumping ants in the mountians reach up to an inch long and they made me swell bad..as long as ure in reach of a fire station or an ambulance or hospital in 15 mins not even the strongest venom can kill u. im scared of visiting africa...folowing a river that leads u downhill into a hole that goes no where hippos n shit no way

[KnoxBlondie]

@mogie2006 Hi, what a great response. I'm so terrified of big spiders that I would rather wrestle with a hippo. How crazy is that? And I would love to visit these countries but the thought of the spiders......... deters me. Take care.

[ParraKoopa]

Spiders look like *-*

[Zoron6]

Poor English scared of their own shadows, the Funnel Web lives in and around Sydney a city with 5-6 million people! You ONLY get a bit if you piss them off, leave them alone, it’s easy, EVERY Aussie knows this. And a tourist will NEVER see one!!! Except for in a museum.

don’t forget about the deadly ants, crock’s, sharks, wasps, man-of-war jellyfish just to name a few, there are appropriately 30 or more I could think of, but they only eat English and Americans, hahahahaha. Enjoy lunch boy’s…

[manmickman]

@Zoron6 Sydney only has a population of 4 .2 Million and Oz has in the ocean and on land has the most dangerous animals then anywhere on the planet

[mugwamp4]

i dont know that these are phobias anymore than the normal fear of that inconvenient phenomena known as DEATH ....hey here ya go hold this plastic funnel web ooops oh its real sorry about that chief!!

[TheCoolguy2002]

omg ads are so gay

[DamienCarrass]

@ globe255 - Oh you're such a comic............... now let me take you through this concept sloooooooooooowly so you can understand it............ sitting down???......... ready??? The idea here is that if you saw a spider that big in the bathroom you'd probably shit your pants so you may as well keep walking to the laundry room to change them. Got it??? If you have any more questions feel free to write me.

[DamienCarrass]

If there was a spider that big in my bathroom I might as well just keep walking to the laundry room.

[globe255]

@DamienCarrass Would you take bath in the laundry room instead?

[upinsmoke656]

your all wimps....i keep 14 tarantulas 4 scorpions and about to get 2 snakes... harden the f#*k up u wimps..lol

[mrbenno720]

@upinsmoke656 ur just more awesomer than us arent u

[upinsmoke656]

@mrbenno720 ..um no not at all. but your allowed to think what you want mate. =)

[xyzzjp]

@upinsmoke656 I hope you don't end up in the newspaper with a story about a owner that dies and they don't discover the body for a week and when they find it the owner's pets have been feeding on that body for a while. :P

[upinsmoke656]

@xyzzjp nar mate they are all locked in a bedroom and can't escape, anyway nothing i have is any more venomous than a bee sting. =)

[upinsmoke656]

@xyzzjp search on youtube......phlogius crassipes 'kuttibul'

[xyzzjp]

@upinsmoke656 Damnn! that thing is like the size of a house cat, i mean, the grasshoppers are just appetizers right? after they eat that then they start feeding on the cows? :P

[TakeABullet4Avril]

How huge are the spiders in Brisbane? Because I want to move there.

[upinsmoke656]

@TakeABullet4Avril BIG,, thats where i get most of my tarantulas from.

[TakeABullet4Avril]

@upinsmoke656 If that's actually true, I'm fucked!

[upinsmoke656]

@TakeABullet4Avril ...lol um sorry to be the bearer of bad news but yes its true....at least brissy dosent have the sydney funnel web. :)

[TakeABullet4Avril]

@upinsmoke656 Well, that some light in the horrid fact.

[tehlulz576]

I don't mind snakes, they don't look scary. Spiders just freak me out, I don't mind if they're around, but if I suddenly look down and realize there is one on my body I'd probably kill it out of fear.

[vsboy25]

Only tough people live in Australia, as it was a former prison colony Australian people are decedents of people who had it tough, its awesome to live in a country where you can die any moment if you cross the wrong animal.

[pivotrsr]

sorry for offending any australians but australia is one country i am not visiting its like every animal has evolved to fuck humans up

[DarwinBOY]

@pivotrsr hahahahaha dude I live in Australia and I'm shit scared of spiders but really it's not like these things are running down the street to try kill you!!

[xBujinkanShinobi]

i'm not afraid of snakes, but i know that what they do is more physchotic than anything a rapist or murderer could do. the world whould be better off if they went exstint

[h3aveNsHaZe]

Your a goddamn vagina.

[xBujinkanShinobi]

@h3aveNsHaZe and your a freak from the net, possible pedophile or gay rapist, yes i think that pretty much summons up you life perfectly you outcast, don't bother replying, because i'm not wasteing my time on reading the crap that spews out your worthless mouth

[h3aveNsHaZe]

vagina.

[drew2pac]

@xBujinkanShinobi seriously, i never heard anyone get so passionate about spiders and snakes to liken them to rapists and murderers.... i mean yes, they are dangerous, but only to survive. whereas the others do it deliberately. i would hate to think what would happen to you if you were making a fried egg and the yolk cracked..... talk about over reacting dude

[gabbergandalf667]

@xBujinkanShinobi

Get your brain checked, seriously.

[Alternatively, stop trolling.]

[hobodickcheesesalad]

@xBujinkanShinobi i can clearly smell your stanky puss

[mint1k]

I probably need to go to one of these. I don't plan of traveling to Australia, but I'm terrified of even house spiders (I don't like getting close to snakes, but if there is some distance between me and them, it's not like I can't move or anything).

When spiders happen to crawl or fall on me in the house (these are harmless spiders I'm talking about), I nearly have a heart attack, no exaggeration.

Can't be a good sign I'm so afraid of them. >.>

[mrknowitall93]

I SAW ONE 10X BIGGE

[globe255]

Well a harmless snake can turn in to be a creature to fear. A snake can suddenly bite you without any warning. So take a snake and look it into its eyes is really a stupid thing to do, even though some stupid man or woman tell you it aint.

[bowlofarthritus]

You're right on that one. A friend of mine has a 20 pound python. It doesn't mind being held, it does what any snake would do when you hold it. I put my face close to his, and he stopped whipping his tongue and started to slowly reel its head back, slowly opening its mouth. My friend got the snake away from me fast, because he said it was about to strike.

[globe255]

Thats really a good thing you have learned from your experiences (thats always good wether they are good or bad)- and a great luck you had your good friend around.

[xBujinkanShinobi]

@bowlofarthritus snake and spider both of them are abominations, and it whould'ny make a difference if they went exstint, i hope they fucking do, the sick and warped little creatures deserve it

[MrBazzat11]

@xBujinkanShinobi Spiders, snakes & scorpions have been around a lot longer than humans & will be here when we have gone. They are all part of Earth's ecosystem & serve as much purpose as we do...

[kad0d0]

youtubepeople(comentators) = trash talkers ,,|,, all

[siomaybakar]

ALL OF YOU SHOULD GO SUCK A DICK

[JustinFromSydney]

I wish :(

[kengelina]

This is the biggest load of bullshit - I've lived in Australia my entire life and never even seen a funnel web. People talk so much trash about Australia being the home of all the deadliest creatures and that's not remotely true.

[Snakktastic]

Your an idiot.

[kengelina]

By the way, the abbreviation for 'you are' is YOU'RE, not YOUR. Guess the idiot here is you.

[TheKiwiboy1]

WHO GIVE'S A SHIT....how other people write & spell. Just as long as u know wot it means. That's the main thing.!!!!!

[kengelina]

Coming from someone who spells 'what' as 'wot', that really doesn't mean a whole lot. And to answer your question, people with half a brain give a shit because terrible spelling is killing the English language.

[diemotherfukerdie]

You shouldn't start a sentence with and. :l

[spacecat81]

Because it makes you sound really dumb.

[brMez]

Um, i live in Australia too, and I would say that Australia is the home deadly creatures, most of our snakes and spider are quite deadly. You just don't see them, because they are in the wild.

[kengelina]

I'm not saying that there aren't deadly creatures in our country - of course there are. What I'm saying is that there other creatures just as deadly in other countries around the world, that's all.

[Snakktastic]

Leaving your home and going out side can be a hard thing, I know you can do it.

[kengelina]

Using correct spelling and grammar can also be difficult, but with some schooling, I know you can do it.

[WhatTeddieLays]

Maybe you should come out hunting with me, I'm sure that opinion would be changed quick smart. Truth be told we don't see these animals at home but in the wild they are common and very real, still, if you leave them alone they will leave you alone....its the ones you don't see that bite so watch your step and wear protective clothing.

[kengelina]

Once again, I'll say that I'm not disputing the existence of deadly creatures in our country. Yes, we have them. Yes, they are generally seen in the wild. All I'm saying is that Australia isn't the cesspit of the universe when it comes to dangerous creatures - other places in the world have their share too.

[WhatTeddieLays]

I agree, in Thailand you can catch all kinds of shit just by looking a chick!!!

[Snakktastic]

Your comment is quite true. I offer an apology for my past comments.

It a pain when we hold a hand full of the most deadly spiders/snakes.

[brMez]

Haha who cares get over trying to prove your point

[Snakktastic]

Yeah, you're about a week late.

[HalieusOPsuche]

these people are simply attention seekers who find comfort in fabricating attention to themselves....it's called a 'perverted' form of vanity.

no doubt they've "convinced" themselves they are afraid of a creature 1/10,000 their body weight.

[dave16124918]

you need an education in psychology, phobias exist, and they're funny. Why would someone seek attention by telling people theyre afraid of certain creatures? That's not 'cool'.

[trulynot]

Are you doing some kind of unethical social experiment to see how much shit you can stir ? Your profile page is full of comments from people all agreeing what a sad little man you are.

Get some counseling.

[trulynot]

Wow, Limpdude, did you just hear that one at school ?

[LovelyBear2107]

dude i love spiders there normal animals with normal lives. the reason why they bite you is you torment them. this vid is so stupid. i understand having a fear because im scared of clowns ever since i saw "dead silence" but if youve got a phobia then deal with it and dont make a bloody big deal out of it and waste evry1s download space

[trulynot]

To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kinda scary. I've wondered where this started, and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus and a clown killed my dad.

[enquvist]

This is so silly, I have lived in Australia for 34 years, in that time I have seen ONE snake, and never a funnel web (unless in a jar in a museum). I think this doco is overplaying it for drama.

[ninjabok]

you're pretty fucked in the head kid

[Splinterkill]

fuck that shit, spiders are fucking evil i tells ya EVIL!!

[blackflower75]

"Limp" by name , "Limp" by nature...

[uploadloginsitehelp]

They forgot to mention Drop Bears

Any one heard of them?

[abigailegay]

@uploadloginsitehelp

Drop Bears lol, nice try dude.

[mugwamp4]

@uploadloginsitehelp stupid stories told to raw recruits by army jerks and anyone else stupid enough to believe such shit....embarrassing really

[mugwamp4]

@thegreatbasher dont get the gist of your comment,,,,what was ignorant about it???

[purelhy]

nice  is that eatable? lol lol lol

[TheSoviet85]

pussys lol boot vs spider boot wins

[TechTutorialGFX]

fist Vs Your Face! Fist wins!

[TheSoviet85]

im pretty sure i have fist to so be a fight on your hands little lady

[TechTutorialGFX]

little lady? :L

[SaiyanAvatar]

ha ha foreigners in aust don't know what they're in for if they try picking up our snakes and spiders funnell web, taipan

[obglobgablob]

I don't think that I could willingly hold a massive spider like that in my hand. Does that mean I have a phobia of them?

[anmari69]

No it m means you dont want to hold a massive spider in your hand,

[obglobgablob]

Yeah but I guess I am kinda scared of them. Or otherwise it probably wouldn't bother me and I'd do it at some point.

[Johnny6666]

Those weren't alive. The snake was.

A crappy 'documentary, if ever there was one.

[twinstu50]

Phobia?. No.

It just means that you are intelligent and sensible.

If you need to dispose of spiders, use any good quality Window cleaner, ensure it contains Ammonia, set it on 'Jet', aim shoot, and the little bugger very quickly becomes an 'instant ancestor'.

A bonus, the cleaner cleans as it kills.

Boom-Tish!.

[blackflower75]

I totally agree , aren't we supposed to be afraid of what might kill us ?

[ChoasFenrir]

u are freakin evil. never hurt such beautiful creatures or i'll use the window cleaner containing ammonia and set it to jet and shoot ur ass with it!

[crocfme]

Dude....most spiders ARE harmless enough, but a funnelweb can easily kill a baby or young child....gotta be realistic about these things...

[ChoasFenrir]

Dude in Aus. most spiders could kill you

and yes a funnelweb could easily kill an infant as well as a fully grown person and dont be realistic, be smart/careful.

[predator267]

i would shit my pants when i saw the spider that big in my bathroom!!

[imagothicgurl]

@predator267 good thing you would already be in you're bathroom. great place to be if you'd crap your pants!

[juppy1923]

@predator267 ill piss my pants shit my pants and do things you dont wana know with my pants

[DeanPeen]

@predator267 lol its funny cause you'd already be in the bathroom

[jazzmavrik]

the 'trip to thier own bathroom' i wud fukin scream if there was a spider that big in my bathroom!

[mickchap22]

Thats not even big, I have had huntsmans twice the size of that IN MY BED.. you get used to them if you live in country Australia, and they aren't even poisonous. My Dad taught me to pick them up at a young age lol

[WhiteLagomorph]

What if I got Bats phobia and I attended a course,...Do I become BATMAN? :) LOL

[WhiteLagomorph]

When I hear the word KILLER, humans come to my mind :(

[Growsomefood]

I think it is great these people have overcome their phobias. A lot of people never face their fears. I used to have an irrational fear of spiders when I lived in an urban area so I understand where these people are coming from. For the last six years I have lived in a rural area and spiders have become a part of daily life. They are welcome and if they do decide to hang out somewhere that I can't deal with (like above the toilet) they are encouraged to move somewhere else, not squashed.

[kaffematthews]

gosh, this as almost as scary as the Bruno Ganz Show!!

help!!

[nitr8]

LOL u probably find more ppl die swerving to avoid roos than get bitten by these buggers...Should have included the poisonous platypus' for a laugh tho...

[77Aussie]

Koalas' are more poisonous than both our snakes and spiders combined. On average, they kill about 100 tourists each year.

[mmmJa89]

this should be called "overcoming phobias" not outback killers, it was hardly wolfcreek, plus how many tourists come here (to australia) and actually encounter a big spider or a snake?

[luckycharms82]

i had a terrible phobia of spiders. i met my exboyfriend whom kept tarantulas and i did the same shock therapy to get over it. it worked a treat and i kept a tarantula at university. granted, i never got her out, but at least i can now tackle the off bathroom 'big bugger'

[bruffy68]

I live in Australia and to be honest, its not the big spiders and big snakes you need to watch for -its the small ones. The tiger snake is alot more aggressive than a brown snake and alot smaller too. The redback spiders are everywhere and only as big as a smartie or m&m. The huge huntsman spiders can be upto 125mm across, but cant kill-their bite is just a bit painful. We get them in our homes here now and then, but the biggest problem is how to kill them without making a huge mess!!

[chewchoo]

bug spray. Use mortein or something. It's easy, Once it curls up just kick it outside and let the ants do their thing,

[pankinyek]

whyyyy??? ... it is not fear to kill those animals just because you fear them. for instance do the same thing but don't kill it! just push it gently with something on a magazine let's say or to the glass and take it outside..... gosh , i din't understand you, if you fear it , at least have some respect to it...

[geoffviper]

Spiders the size of your hands and snakes are quite common where l am

See at least 10 to 15 snakes every summer

Not that unusual

[sk8erboy1434]

I live in Australia all my life and I've only seen a few Tiger snakes and big spiders. Whats the chances tourists are gonna see em?

[shaunosullivan111]

this is kinda dumb. yes it may aid in taking the stress awat a little, but out in the open, the types of spiders are as big as your head, and are not human friendly. alot more agile, meaning they strike when they feel the slightest bit threatened

[my1956effie]

Moonbuggy, we see snakes in suburbia all the time and the big spiders are everywhere

[Mo0nBugGy1]

Im speaking about them, i had a copperhead in my backyard like 2 years ago.

[junkiefacejunkie]

label your videos properly, it should read "overcoming tha phobia o' outback killers" & u know it.

[vap0re0n]

SPIDARRRRRR

[Mo0nBugGy1]

Since when are they even gonna see a snake in their day to day lives?

[diamondgirl9]

If you live in the country you might...