people... you guys do know it is impossible to change a car into a robot at the same speed as in the movies right ? please say yes or i will have lost all hope in mankind...
This robot was a big embarrassment for Dicepticons.His name back in his world was Slowassticon.When the dicepticons would tranform and fight the autobots,Slowassticon would start to transform. By the time Slowassticon would finish tranforming the fight would be over.
The transformation progress it too slow. If this machine a deal with Afghanistan war. I think before it transform in to armor mode already being destroyed by a bazooka troop.
Dramatic Effector: Speciality: Lulling the enemy into a false sense of security...
Motto: Just keep shooting, I'll be there in a min....I'M ON THE TOILET!! No, I DON'T want that as my 'motto', Bumbleb----wait. Are you FUCKING recording this!?"
The entire earth would completly and utterly annihilated before the first "autobot" would be finished transforming if this it the speed the "real" transformers shapeshift..
Of course it can't be as fast as an animated transformer, but this is too slow to even be entertaining! I thought I'd be excited to see a "real" transformer, but I'm bored instead! That undoubtly means they failed. I don't care if this is the best they could get, that's not enough.
My car can transform from a car with closed doors, to a car with open doors..
This doesn't transform like the autobots, becouse autobots are 3D animated robots in a fictional history, if you try to transform this into an Optimus Prime in 5 seconds you'll have a mass murderer
Yeah I'm sure this thing can take on Megatron... Right guys?... Right?....Guys?.....GUYS?
mentallogic 34 minutes ago
i love the guy in the background
"Uhhuhuhuh
das funny"
Orginizatio 10 hours ago
Haha Wannabe!
4life333warrior 1 day ago
Unlike the transformer in the movie, this one moves at the speed of smell.
lostindiancamp 1 day ago
LMAO, for a moment I thought it was getting it's dick out at 1:21!!
wierdwesterner 2 days ago 4
dude this thing came to charlotte as long as the dragon and it was WEIRD, it was the half time show
EthanHaloBlitz5 3 days ago
Its the robot from robo cop!!!
ashleyjez 3 days ago
If this was in Japan it would've turned into a T-REX.
CSM60 4 days ago
i'm glad michael bay didn't do this
needog7 4 days ago
omg
iTzSn1p3d0wn3d 4 days ago
omg
iTzSn1p3d0wn3d 4 days ago
THE REAL TRANSFORMERS DONT TAKE 3 MIN TO TRANSFORM LMFAO
ReDeaDmau5 4 days ago
its a start i supose
TheAlibaba87 5 days ago
I'd run up and punch that thing in its fucking face.
freebird4481 5 days ago
I'm sure the Villains will just killed everyone before that thing finished transforming..
Gamerzb0y 6 days ago
Damnit I remember this. Took for fucking ever.
TheLemurLad 6 days ago
Stop trying so hard to be Japanese...just accept the fact that you're not
AllThePupil 1 week ago
its take on hour to get that to a robot
izanisgood 1 week ago
Reminds me of Red Dwarf when the starbug ship transforms and dances with cat.
accept this is shit
TempestTV 1 week ago
Just felt like watching transformers in super slow mo
kezno7 1 week ago
Im glad the autobots didnt transforme this slow, mankind would have been screwed
mines01bigger 1 week ago
walking tank are more better this
dieyana12 1 week ago
MUSIC = CRAP TRANSFORMER = CRAP ...WTF
that is truly PATHETIC... and what it says after about being from another planet etc.. TERRIBLE!!..OMG worst video ever
dieneddie 1 week ago
just imagine when he would go to battle
cenzotic 1 week ago
lol @ ed209 on crack
meezy4tw 1 week ago
ed-209 on crack
MrG4m4 1 week ago
If the autobots really transform this slow then transformers would have been a really boring movie.
rb26dett 1 week ago
lol 2:26 all those ppl on the highway dont know theyre on youtube
lovesikkrayzee 1 week ago
some ones been watching to much war of the worlds and transformers
realkill8 1 week ago
this transformer would be useless in a fight with lets say.... any other transformer!!!
ThatRandomKid1398 1 week ago
"I am an advanced transformer, yet I have Tyrannosaurus Rex arms."
redshirtyear 1 week ago
thumbs up if you skiped just to see the robot
MareaSkate 1 week ago
worlds sloswest transformable car ever
pimpinboy3 1 week ago
Flamethrower was pretty neat though. Flamethrowers make everything a little bit cooler.
laikalost 1 week ago
@laikalost wtf are you chattin, the whole video was shit.
xBenHammondzz 1 week ago
Too bad it won't transform into a girlfriend for the nerd who built this heap.
laikalost 1 week ago
idiots this isn't a transformer ,its ED-209 on wheels!
XTGEcolditz 1 week ago
go to 3:33 for best part
vipfal 1 week ago
Those missles are just road flares with fins and a nose cone
kcmenke 2 weeks ago
hmm kazachstan version of transformers?
Mishai87 2 weeks ago
HAHHAA THATS SO SHIT, if this is our only hope when megatron is here we have no chance, the music might stop him though
lazybastard2006 2 weeks ago
Music sounds like its from a 90's sitcom.
BachikoiBabi 2 weeks ago
I Knew that the ED 209 have a gran pa
nords 2 weeks ago
wow, a real transformer! from a spaceship-like mobile into a.....JUNK! lol
dmdjm 2 weeks ago
what a piece of shit
RAPREMIXER 2 weeks ago
take your time old man prime its not like the decepticons are taking over the world or anything...
oh yeah, thats right
goldengatlinggunguy1 2 weeks ago
i will shoot't when it in the transformation if i m the enemy......
popoj2 2 weeks ago
too slow!
u831379 2 weeks ago
transformers are alittle faster then that
sachi1234567890 2 weeks ago
wow human technology sucks balls. and whats with the retro 80's music? it makes the fucking thing look even more prehistoric
jamoxesox 3 weeks ago
*Turns on Star Wars*
Wait a minute, why is there only half of the walker?
MindSet2Create 3 weeks ago
fucking stupid
AIRSOFTINGisAMAZING 3 weeks ago
that was in slow-motion right?
58Nikolla 3 weeks ago
so it went from crap.. to shit.. in 3 mins...
impressive!
hbolle00 3 weeks ago 35
wtf is it ment to be
xxviper973 3 weeks ago
theres so many gay nerds here saying "useless stuff" "noob" and all stupid comments r retards....like hell u noobs can do freaking better
ostamp39 3 weeks ago
holy shit the anti christ is here lol
MrProCODGamer 3 weeks ago
Me: WOAH MOM WHAT IS THT THING?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Mom:A usless Peice of crap paid with our Tax Money
dJhackerify 3 weeks ago 2
it stands up and says "come on sucker like my battery" then has a binary solo
TheSproglet96 3 weeks ago
people... you guys do know it is impossible to change a car into a robot at the same speed as in the movies right ? please say yes or i will have lost all hope in mankind...
yxoxuxxtxuxbxe 3 weeks ago
Ehh almost...all they need to do is speed up da damn transformation...
Justin5637 3 weeks ago
The most obvious vehicle in the world turns into a robot from a RoboCop movie?
originalShorai 4 weeks ago
Great.. Transformed in to a shit
8o8inSquares 4 weeks ago
This robot was a big embarrassment for Dicepticons.His name back in his world was Slowassticon.When the dicepticons would tranform and fight the autobots,Slowassticon would start to transform. By the time Slowassticon would finish tranforming the fight would be over.
Ratacon2004 4 weeks ago
I WANT MY FUCKING MONEY BACK!
filipe30 4 weeks ago
it looks like a mechwarrior firefly on wheels
olddog5655 4 weeks ago
SNAKE!!!
Quatrei45 1 month ago
my microwave can do that in 2 seconds
Keiichi0717 1 month ago
After the show, Optimus had to put him down because he couldn't transform fast enough to fight the Decepticons
watzwrongwichyouu 1 month ago
WTF, a moment ago i was listening Hatsune Miku... How did I get here?????
TheBestCatGirl 1 month ago
I have traveled too far into youtube, and now its time to head to the home page...
ipwnuall2 1 month ago 95
@ipwnuall2 sounds like a good idea i'll race you there
bigmanmonster 2 weeks ago
unknown species
copper2lead 1 month ago
TOOOOOO slowly transformed... the dhefecticon has already won LOL
xXPBSXx1 1 month ago
americans... -.-
NorwegianSportsGuy 1 month ago
thats so gay
speedy14282644 1 month ago
If Asians keep making good robots I'm blaming them for destroying the world. (When robots attack)
NelsonAssassin 1 month ago
no entiendo nada de lo que dicen los comentarios
zUbLimEee 1 month ago
well see ya guys we are all going to die
myboys1able 1 month ago
dear santa...
danieljiko 1 month ago
That's not a Transformer, it's a GoBot. There is a difference, they're nothing alike.
SSJPrime 1 month ago
asians....... -_______-
mhfnoop1990 1 month ago
is it a dog thumbs up if u think this?
appleboyi 1 month ago
when this thing must help the earth the earth is allready gone when he started up hahahahaha
meidenjager 1 month ago
so just hit its leg with a wrench or something and you beat it?
xthatoneguyx 1 month ago
its a gobot
mikeyskids 1 month ago
What a piece of shit. Why aren't they booing it?
DevilKnowing 1 month ago
The transformation progress it too slow. If this machine a deal with Afghanistan war. I think before it transform in to armor mode already being destroyed by a bazooka troop.
hierophant0209 1 month ago
1:53 looks like ED 209 from robocop!!
fuckenmike 1 month ago
@fuckenmike ED-209 with a case of Anorexia Nervosa, apparently... also seems to be part Cylon....
MacTechG4 1 month ago
Jetfire is so old he could transform faster than that piece of grey ass
pspgamerserjio 1 month ago
lol...what a pile....diggin the music tho lol
danimal511 1 month ago
crap transorms in 2 shit
rastwet 1 month ago
So its a big ass Mcdonalds toy?
happieroc 1 month ago
M-M-M-M-MASK!!!
Astronopolis 1 month ago
A car transforming in a piece of shit? Or wtf was that?
kernigen16 1 month ago
um... Exterminate?
RobertVanHelsing 1 month ago
what a waist of fucking money dude
BANGERS68 1 month ago
by the time that transformer transfor... we will be death xD
MrZolkan 1 month ago
And i wonder why the bad guys keep getting away
CTOHeadShot51 2 months ago
Dramatic Effector: Speciality: Lulling the enemy into a false sense of security...
Motto: Just keep shooting, I'll be there in a min....I'M ON THE TOILET!! No, I DON'T want that as my 'motto', Bumbleb----wait. Are you FUCKING recording this!?"
creamyapanties 2 months ago
People: The world is going to end run for you life
Transforming Car: Here i am to save the world.........(transforming)....
People: Ahhhhhh ( shoot by alien with laser )
Transforming Car:..................(still transforming)
Crowd People: Ahhhhhh ( Hit by missile from air ships )
Transforming Car:.....(still transforming)
The earth: BOOOOM
Transforming Car:(Finished Transfroming) here i am...
MrGameAZ 2 months ago 50
@MrGameAZ Hahahahahahahahaha
Neon241 1 month ago
@MrGameAZ i guess the Mech that japanese made are better,they can destroy this in few minutes before it even finishes transforming XD
iloveredalert3 3 weeks ago
The entire earth would completly and utterly annihilated before the first "autobot" would be finished transforming if this it the speed the "real" transformers shapeshift..
Decnet01 2 months ago
Optimus Prime : ... " The decepticons r incoming in 40 seconds to kill us !!!!!! "
Gay Grey Transformer up there : ... " Oh please wait 183 Minutes , i´ll get ready for that :D "
hayokamashi 2 months ago
I think it needs to transform faster then that to stop other evil robots XD
mokunakoi 2 months ago
its like something i'd make with lego back in the day..
7871wonderlandbob 2 months ago
i argree that is stupid
maxwellsenioursable 2 months ago
it looks like a stupid dog
JLNmusic99 2 months ago
autobots ROLLOUT :)
PHERKNEE 2 months ago
Mean while the Decepticons are busy killing all of humanity....
infringementMAN 2 months ago
i feel stupid
flippingdrummer 2 months ago
ccccccccccccccooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooolllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
kannahgreer 2 months ago
autobot giving excuses to da human race... fucking lame ass robot!
Xivouuu 2 months ago
Waiting.........
TheGtown4life 2 months ago
Real bullshit, my cat can build that out of shit!
Hackyouruniverse 2 months ago
My dad is using one to cut the grass..
emanueltamiful 2 months ago
lame. as. fuck.
drewsif889 2 months ago
REAL USELESS SHIT
GreenySVK 2 months ago 78
@GreenySVK it is not useless shit your a f;;;;king moron
pedropaxa 1 month ago
So umm NASA whats this doing down here for? isnt it supposed to be on mars?
MrMean000 2 months ago
gay. I think to be considered a transformer the whole thing needs to transform not just one section rising into the air
dendog21 2 months ago
Of course it can't be as fast as an animated transformer, but this is too slow to even be entertaining! I thought I'd be excited to see a "real" transformer, but I'm bored instead! That undoubtly means they failed. I don't care if this is the best they could get, that's not enough.
KombatGod 2 months ago
My car can transform from a car with closed doors, to a car with open doors..
This doesn't transform like the autobots, becouse autobots are 3D animated robots in a fictional history, if you try to transform this into an Optimus Prime in 5 seconds you'll have a mass murderer
Pabloko09 2 months ago
Its the New Mentally Retarded Transformer....
VelociRaptorGTA 2 months ago
If transformers took that long to transform the whole movie would be them racing to put themselves together
jaguwerforme 2 months ago
Knight Rider have a Baby with One of The Transformers?
WaDeTheLegend 2 months ago
Kind of stupid design... learn with the japaneses how to build a robot.
vinizan 2 months ago
ZZZZZZZZZZ lame
ijoeyi 2 months ago
this is fucking retarded... it looks like a fucking retarded robot from retardnation
ZzRvXzZ 2 months ago
slowwwwwwwwwwwlyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
TheRandomGG 2 months ago
now make it shoot people XD
theagemon5 2 months ago
"I have a big head and little arms, and I'm just not sure how well this plan was thought through.....master."
coryx678 2 months ago
its the future watch tower
GeomariVincent 2 months ago
Is that toys?
BadGrassDieHard 2 months ago
IT TALKS
TheSpikestar 2 months ago
terrible fome el video se demora como una hora en transformarse mi hermano se transforma mas rapido en 2 segundos se transforma en chuki
Jorgexx97 3 months ago
How cute! It's Geriatricon, DotM Jetfire's Great-Grandad!
"You whippersnappers need to slow down all that fast transforming, you'll herniate a gear!"
It actually kinda looks like that future car Go-Bot.
Ravenfellblade 3 months ago
chicken walker for the younger crowd
watergod321 3 months ago
Optimuuuuuus Bumblebee heeelpppp!!!
blackjack155 3 months ago
"Would you like to see this power?"
"YES!!!"
*tiny flame comes out*
RobinEnrydCarlsson 3 months ago
I've seen robocop take him out
mangdiggas 3 months ago
lol ed209 HAHAHA
metachozoite 3 months ago
its prime's dog
dumassproductions8 3 months ago
I've actually seen that thing, possible the same day as you. Funniest thing ever.
kingtorm2 3 months ago
cool but slow
460raphael 3 months ago
@460raphael
speedy14282644 1 month ago
inbreed autobot???
desdeelhoyo 3 months ago 32
@desdeelhoyo lmfao
deathoxide542 1 month ago
lol
kdkillerx 3 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
I think that I see this one at RoboCop
davicoro 3 months ago
Why is it that the people with the ability to create these things often have the worst luck with presentation?
honorific88 3 months ago
@honorific88 politicians are great speakers but suck at action
pierceys234 3 months ago
unfortunately, your "awesome power of fire" cant reach the ground....
Squawman999 3 months ago
Only in japan.....
Rdrizzle1 3 months ago
It needs another powecell. It transforms so slowly, low on battery)
trancelistic 3 months ago
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeew
XSazuke 3 months ago
oh yeah i saw this, i have a video where it shoots if u guys wanna see it
Dontpickmelast101 3 months ago
fuckformers..!!
masihsifar 3 months ago
would you like to see this awesome power?...meanwhile Megatron got the key and blew up the sun...
iiMavrik 3 months ago
meanwhile in the real world
Fl4mesdeath 3 months ago
w w w( dot) sdfair (dot) com sublimminal message LOL 3:22
liyuancheachea 3 months ago
menawhile..megatrons whooping your ass!
AZbowhntrs2009 3 months ago
looks like something off star wars lololololol
MrProScavenger 3 months ago
it could be a scout robot
murt986 3 months ago
Is the transformer behind that piece of junk?
Because i dont see it.
arvelos76 3 months ago
JKAJKAKJJKA QUE VERGA
nixau84 3 months ago
I see it as more of a giant killer roller tank thingy, like something from War of the Worlds.
indianajoneszilla 4 months ago
"AUTOBOTS, ROLL OUT!!!"
"waaaiiit..... give me a minute.. hold on one more second. aaannnnd okay lets go."
devster117 4 months ago
wait till we see megatron. But I believe I will see Starscream first.
shadobian11 4 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
pathetic too
antiigravity 4 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
pathetic
lokixxx 4 months ago
pathetic
lokixxx 4 months ago
He'd have Megatron shaking in his boots :L
xXlewlew95Xx 4 months ago
I was there :3
gaarasama0609 4 months ago
god dammit where is robocop
SuperBmac420 4 months ago
90s low budget film soundtrack?
LorenzoSmokeMachine 4 months ago
well, if its gonna take that robot 3 minutes to transform.......then RIP.
AlecBFlores 4 months ago
@AlecBFlores maybe in future itll be faster?
Zagrim11 4 months ago
I was hoping that it will blast something. Like cars, truck, maybe people.
Harbour122 4 months ago
If only those hands can shoot. It can be a sentry at some base camps or something and how fun it is to sit in the cockpit
makkausakit 4 months ago
if someone was controlling it, it's not really a transformer
wheelingdude12 4 months ago
*imagine
12mysteryguitarfan 4 months ago
I can them being in the army. Sarge:how did we lose?soldier:we had robots
12mysteryguitarfan 4 months ago