Forever Bronze

[DaRkShadOwxXx14]

@wazzaaa100 Same here

[kkavekk]

No, cheese in Bronze is heavily delayed and terribly controlled. People that cheese well would not be in Bronze.

[Amridell]

@kkavekk Yup, they just go into silver and still use the training wheels that are cheeses. I honestly hate cheese. Whenever I cheese, I don't feel like I deserve the win. It just feels like you're taking the easy way out, rather than macroeing, and harassing and playing like a pro, which is so much more fun. I once cheesed a lot, and then felt like I hated myself for it. I have not cheesed since.

[papastevesy53]

@Amridell I dont like to cheese either because I don't feel as comfortable with it as I do a macro style, but a win is a win is a win bro. There are tonnes of pros who occasionally cheese to catch an opponent off guard.

[lubanks]

Match makings pretty good. League placement iffy but you will play people around your skill level 99% of the time. I'm platinum 1v1 because I never play 1v1. I played on my friends 1v1 account and destroyed everyone 10 games in a row. If your bronze your meant to be there, trust me. If your frustrated at losing to bronze level cheese you don't wanna know what it's like losing to diamond level cheese. I got cannon rushed by a gm 2 games in a row a couple days ago.

[wildefice1]

@lubanks cheese in bronze is the same as cheese in a gm

i am almost cheese proof tho i just lost to dt cheese and i havent lost to a cheese in months so thats pretty good :)

still hate dt chees tho >,< and when i l2scout i wont sufer that again

[LolCaramelz]

This song was playing when I was promoted to Diamond.

[PointBlankKiller]

Cannon rushes and forgets a forge, forever bronze. :'D

[SlaughterTheFrail]

Why I'm still Bronze:

Because all you Zergfags cheese and don't play like real men :l

[nevadie133]

@SlaughterTheFrail lol come on bro, learn to defend a damn 6 pool!

[SlaughterTheFrail]

@nevadie133 It's hard to do that when you got a banetrain blowing up all your 2 pylons at the beginning of the game :l

[schlechteKopie]

@SlaughterTheFrail sure, it's not your fault that you play at bronze it's your enemys fault LOL

[HelpHan]

OK, seems like there is lot of comments about this seasons match making system. :/

I was forever Bronze then 2Wins 3 Lost but I got in to Gold :/

I showed my replays to my friend who is in Diamond, he said my skills is actually Low Gold Level. :/ But loosing because lack of experiences. :/ So seems like it is based on skill but can be dropped down to lower league depends on progress....

[iluminandoscholar]

i have been forever bronze. i was matched up with a masters league WTH!! lost so bad i haven't played for ver a week now ):

[SUPAHshark88]

I was a silver ranked 35

Won 5 games in a row: ranked 12

Lost 1 game: Dropped to Bronze League rank 9

Really?

[Dazrix]

@SUPAHshark88 dude seriously, stay in fuckin' bronze... Matchmaking will matchmake you against opponents based off how it thinks you are going. If you're losing to standard silvers, it'll matchmake you against lesser silvers, if you're losing to them, it'll matchmake you to bronze's... It'll continue to matchmake you down till it finds the spot you fit in, then it'll move you to that league. Same goes for going UP league rank mid season.

[TheOnlyFips]

Im proud of being a noob who will never reach silver :D

[p2eas3]

Hahaha I made 6 pools the first time I played zerg.

[IBETHEJOEBOB]

i got out of bronze with 14 hatch 15 pool

[BadManorGaming]

4gate forever SILVER (;

[Fen1kz]

i cried this song :'(

[GuyNamedMike32]

guys! Guys! heres a tip to get into gold!

drink coffee

[adyboss10]

@GuyNamedMike32 =)))) brilliant!

[madman2u]

@GuyNamedMike32 Golden beans to be exact :D

[MrHav1k]

haha. I'm about to get the fuck outta this league!!!

[wazzaaa100]

I was silver and I won my placement match .. I was bronze

Next time: I was bronze and I lost my placement match .. I was gold o.O

Something is wrong with that placement system...

[HelpHan]

@wazzaaa100

Same I just got in to Gold too. :/

Maybe new rank system is basing on player's skills rather than just win or lose record. :/

[DJArvee]

@HelpHan my friend placed gold also, he's so shit, cant even win from me and im bronze :D

[Dazrix]

@wazzaaa100 Mutlitple ways to go up and down in your ladder ranking. Can tell you more if you are interested. The placement system is pretty decent.

[bunjikugashera]

@wazzaaa100 Totally agree! I am silver but I can beat high gold and platinum's :P

[Ladiesman2177934]

@wazzaaa100 Nothing is wrong with it, you just don't understand.

[AcidOverseer]

@wazzaaa100 its all about you mmr

[HosenRiess]

@wazzaaa100 It's sooo often wrong!!

[Celsian]

Simple Stunning....

Truly amazing.

[SuperTinyBit]

"om a gash, you stole our meme!" - Reddit.

Well, you didn't really do that. :P

[nicolasbengs]

i flame random ... FOREVER BRONZE

[AyahuascaSage]

>shout-out to you all over at SCReddit for coming up with the meme

Yet another /v/ meme stolen...

[tommy250s]

music playing from a medivac lol

[nevadie133]

Marines get blown up by banelings

Make more marines...

FOREVER BRONZE

[NotGoingCrazy]

@nevadie133 no split marines

[sleepib]

Play sc2 on Alcatraz... Forever BRONZE.

[gaylordmccameltoe]

Hah! 

Just made it out of Bronze suckers!

[amgoo12]

@gaylordmccameltoe Me too, today.

[quackyful]

Going mass overlords vs vikings, forever bronze QQ

[SynTaX1997]

Cannon rush wrong base = forever bronze <3

[Ferusraven]

Expect to be promoted after 4 wins?

Forever bronze

[liamjfriel]

Take your natural at 20 minutes, forever bronze..

[computergasm]

Sounds like husky singing xD

[MCSellere]

Using mass zerglings against banshees FOREEEEVER BRONZE!!

[rafibre]

hahaha I'm silver

[gustasirrom]

Make overlords instead of drones in the beginning, Forever Bronze :(

[HelpHan]

Do early expansion before building a barrack, get reaper rushed.

FOREVER BRONZE! ;(

[7kiku7honda7japan]

Fungal growth doesn't stack? FOREVER BRONZE

[birdsnatch]

Gateway on 12. You mean minutes?

Forever bronze.

[daarkshadow8]

@birdsnatch lol

[staticpacific]

Build turret to kill scouting overlord. Forever Bronze.

[decertocynicaL]

Chrone boost when you're supply blocked - Forever Bronze!

Pull all your probes accidentally - Forever Bronze!

Go mass zealot and get beaten by 1 muta - Forever Bronze!

Unfortunately this is all stuff that happens to me!

[demondude15]

@decertocynicaL although chronoboosting some upgrades out when supply blocked can actually be a good tactical decision

[Armymunchkin]

i silvers and golds and im still in bronze FOREVA BRONZE

[MaybeEmptyBottle]

Make 6pool with 6pools... FOREVER BRONZE

[DotsOnALine]

@MaybeEmptyBottle Make 13 gate with 13 gateways.... FOREVER.....Cella???

[ChiyosukeBLC]

loading a collosus into a medivac with nothign but mutas on the field FOREVER BRONZE!

[PirateTHESteam1]

JUST GOT TO SILVER BITCHES!!!

[AcidOverseer]

@PirateTHESteam1 ME to:D'



[ROFLrising]

Back in bronze for season 6.

[awdadwadawffasasda]

OVERLORD BAUEN FOREVER BRONZE!!!!!!!!!!

[Cyberkillerx3]

@awdadwadawffasasda darkforce xD

[PrimeBrawler]

Nuking my own army, FOREVER BRONZE! :(

[ikillx]

@PrimeBrawler Forever MKP

[quackyful]

-comments with unoriginal comment-

[MrXinvi]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUCK i lagged out in placement match and got put in bronze FOREVER BRONZE :(

[iBaNezRG95]

@MrXinvi You're fucking srubby as hell. Placement doesn't mean anything. MMR does.

[MrXinvi]

@iBaNezRG95 who the fuck are you kid? get laid..

[iBaNezRG95]

@MrXinvi Fucking bronze.

[iluminandoscholar]

i just started the new season FOREVER BRONZE! )':

[GUNZBOSS95]

Playing as Terran = Forever bronze lolololol

[SouthbobParkpants]

Puts only 1 SCV on gas while doing Mass Thor

FOREVER BRONZE!!!

[Leafinstein]

Nuke own ghosts attempting to click cloak FOREVER BRONZE!!!

[TheLost1OfTheHurt]

i used to be in bronze league, but then i checked out this:

Starcraft II - Protoss Tutorial Working up from Bronze League - Part1

[Grhymtv]

@TheLost1OfTheHurt haha I love dApollo's videos though there is a way to counter every build he uses in them. Roll terran =)

[HunterAMG]

When i was bronze some dude told me "you're a noob, forever bronze" cuz i got Void rays (vs his marauders and banshees btw) now i know he was refering to this song :P

[Wickedsicked8]

double spawning pool double the zerglings :3

[SouthbobParkpants]

Warp prism rushes, without Warpgate.

FOREVER BRONZE

[spinier]

Attempt to cloak ghost but wrong button i emp'd them all

FOREVER BRONZE

[flametitan100]

Muta harassed, build more seige tanks.

THAT's a forever bronze move.

[PukeOfThePukes]

make me an official video and link pls :)

[PrimeBrawler]

hilarious!

[StarRevolution90]

Build 2 roach warren, forever bronze!

[ColdTearss]

Amazing VOICE! You must go in music idol, I guess...

[chatoXvato]

i already knew the song you were gonna use just by seeing the title alone. I had to favorite even before the video played. :D

[WorldOfDre]

Zelot proxy gate RUSH , FOREVER BRONZE!!

[catagon12345]

Proxy hatch and lose to dt's, FOREVER BRONZE!

[bjlu17123]

wtf



[bjlu17123]

last place and won and got demoted to bronze

[TheJohnnyTru]

THIS IS AWESOME HAHAHA

[VanHalenFan99]

see broodlords morph my broodlords to fight them ..... FOREVER BRONZE

[YarshNBDP]

Im going against platinum players and winning but blizzard wont even put me in silver!

[Wickedsicked8]

i miss the good old days in bronze where i didnt kno about hotkeys or bindings, i didnt know about expanding beyond 2 base, now i have ladder anxiety forever diamond i miss you bronze your comforting bliss why did i have to grasp the basics T.T

[L337Force92]

Attempt to Deploy Mule, Scan your own Base.....FOREVER BRONZE Q___Q

[1DrHouse1]

rush for mothership to cloak my DTs - FOREVER BRONZE

[spinier]

Chronoboost my cannons, FOREVER BRONZE

[AcidOverseer]

6 pool - build 6 spawning pools forever bronze

[ZarkLord]

Do 6 pool and forget zergling -_-' FOREVER BRONZE ....

[Aitherlorian]

Epic <3



[nevadie133]

Scout six pool - BUILD REFINERY

FOREVER BRONZE

[Edi1165]

Epic song ;D

[MrJollyvolly]

hehe im platinum

[Blob64bit]

@MrJollyvolly Me too mate, me too. Forever platinum.

[1Borys9]

@MrJollyvolly who cares?

[xMasterJuiceX]

the "too high for me" part is great :P

[Seanze329]

god this is so fucking funny.

[BRADM69]

I was really feeling this when I got demoted back to gold the other day :(

[Teronfel]

shit,i lost a few games and now i'm bronze again,damn you battle.net:(

I hope i get up to silver again soon.

[masterdermeanner]

I almost got you - Forever Silver

[Pharaohmolo]

Zerglings with no speed upgrade FOREVER BRONZE!!!

[ShavnSheep]

Stimming against rocks FOREVAR BRONZE!!!!!



[thehumor]

Using mothership FOREVER BRONZE

[booblover929]

GOOSEBUMPS EVERYWHERE

[MyTurtlePie]

Switched from SEA server to north America server, got platinum. WTF?

[coverfire32]

this is so sad

[werapr]

200/200 banelings on one base... forever bronze.

[TheDarkElfKing]

Land Vikings load them into a Medivac FOREVER BRONZE!

[LaFranceMaTerre]

@TheDarkElfKing lmao !

[rankinrulz]

@TheDarkElfKing Hey, MKP did that at Homestory.

[poqlist]

@TheDarkElfKing Can you even do that?

[Sc2MooDy]

@TheDarkElfKing dragon won a troll match against a platinum toss so its not forever bronze

[PieMoe]

Forever Practice League Plastic.

[PukeOfThePukes]

macro from bronze to diamond LOL nice song btw

[jakwatson54]

forever zinc

[goldsmash9]

4 gate to platinum

[m03hawkman]

forever wood league

[AmericanPride771]

LOL

[TheAliritchie]

@XDME360 I'm top 25 plat, was in silver for a week as i didn't play much, then was in gold for 3 days, and now plat :) Could help you out if you want

[TotallyTikl]

Forever special needs D:

[TheLifeOfaPsycho]

Forever Stone.

[finchi55]

Forever Poop



[charmmuffin]

forever papper lol:D

[ChowderOfClams]

Forever wood

[SCiMoDoomerX]

Simply Beautiful.

[willmo42]

wtf im pretty sure i thought of this :) lol

[KeyBoardKrazZed]

You should make a video of starcraft gameplay to this song! xD

[shootingmen]

whats the name of the original song?

[Dillfaro]

@shootingmen The original of the song is Called "Forever Young"

[pentool123]

I used to be in bronze league, but then I rolled Terran. DERPA HERP

[narutoshippudenclara]

@pentool123 I used to be Bronze. But then I took a diamond to the knee

[90michaelj]

Holy crap, was seriously singing the chorus of the song couple of days ago before i know this existed lol

[Nwal666]

@90michaelj HOLY FUCKING SHIT REALLY?

[90michaelj]

@Nwal666 lol yea, i was even on skype with my friends singing FOREVER BRONZE! and they are like dude you should make that song, then i youtubed and my heart sank a bit lol

[Xadanar]

Forever Shitleauge

[iamiller09]

warp prism, mass dt... forever platinum?...

[TheSniped117]

@iamiller09 who does that im in plat? server?

[MultiSnoopDawg]

i am going to play forever :D

[RottingCorpse100]

Bronze: EZ

Silver: EZ

Gold; annoying

[Jophus999]

@RottingCorpse100 lol bronze silver gold are all the same exept low bronze only difference in gold is teh occasional diamond

[onlyme4ever1996]

@RottingCorpse100 plat:challenging

diamond:try hard or get raped

master:i am not there yet :(

[XDME360]

@RottingCorpse100 dude silver is proxy gate galore is so fucking annoying -.-

[RottingCorpse100]

@XDME360 Well I guess I wouldn't know much about silver. When I switched from Zerg to Toss, I hit silver in a week and gold literally 3 days later.

[XDME360]

@RottingCorpse100 i got stuck in bronze for a while just roflstomping every game but now im in silver i just dont play enough to rank up or anything too much ladder anxiety and just stupid shit

but the people i play with (friends and shit) say i play really good for a silver

[RottingCorpse100]

@XDME360 Do you think you could practice with a top 25 gold. All of my friends aare either bronze or have quit the game so pm me.

[allahhuakbar911]

33 people are in bronze league!

[thebuilder511]

I used to be in bronze league, but then i ripped that stupid arrow out of my knee.

[FullOutSlugFest]

Forever wood

[ThePuddingPal]

mass larva and hatcheries...Foreeever bronze

[Nopestillnogod]

I cried.

[LiquidSER]

Mass Warp-prism and observers... Foreeever bronze...

[qwertyaderp]

i was bronze last season and im platinum this season. there is hope!!

[avruler1]

top 8 gold is enough for me

[avruler1]

what unit did you mean when you said " a unit that starts with a V"

[Cr4zyL1ght]

@avruler1 Void ray