I can fully admit as a girl I have a terrible sense of direction. So I would hope you had a GPS and if not I would just give the phone to someone else who is better at it than I am..
So happy not to have a girl like this. Mine actually knows how to give fuckin directions. I think I'd shoot myself if I had to deal with that shit considering how much I drive.
My ex used to give me directions like this. I eventually stopped asking her for them because she would ALWAYS get me lost and i'd end up wasting gas. Then she'd get mad at me when i'd tell her she sucked at giving directions and say to me "Noooo. You just suck at following directions." What?
lol I'm a girl but I think (and people, mostly girls, agree with me) that I have a guy brain cause I dont get these kind of things too. That, or I'm just lazy. XD
Oh I also won burp-contest with my brother when I was like 5 years old, and i'm still good at it. AND I'M STILL STRAIGHT!! ITS A F*CKIN MIRACLE!!
@EmoGuitaristduh No one gives a shit if you're "stoned" because it just sounds like you're trying to be cool by posting that you are. So stfu, that's irrelevant to Psychostick.
okay a friend suggested the taco song... i love tacos... anyway i listened to three songs and i fucking love these guys ill buy twelve of their albums if it helps them stay alive! "you know what! your directions are BED BATH and BEYOND FUCKING COMPREHENSION! AGHH FUCK lmao just perfect
Wondering why there's a minute of silence at the end of every song? It's the reason there's not enough space on the CD and why that song cut off. Get it? :]
dude dont talk shit if you dont like it than dont listen we like it so stop yelling at us. dont yell at us beacause we like it you aint got nothing good to say than dont youre just a pain to us who listen.dont hate on us cause we like it.calling us stupid youre the stupid one reverse psychology bitch get the fuck off our court we win
heres what i do...call some one at an insane asylum, they have much better directions, but they talk bout aliens, god, murders, ghosts...and one guy talked about his rash.
@ciniseris If you have a no-nonsense girlfriend, who hears you say to your friends that she's so like this chick. Then yes. You can expect a grilled erection.
I heard this on the radio and at the end they bleeped it too early so you heard: "Your directions are bed, bath and beyond comp***** FUCK!." It was funny.
Such a sick bassline
Drumma425 3 days ago
this.........sounds like my sisters directions
and my response to her is 1:15-1:25
AngelKytara 1 week ago
its annoying tht when the 2 top comments r the same exact thing
VictoriaBvB13 1 month ago
@VictoriaBvB13 and confusing that one has more likes than the other
DemonicPride666 1 month ago
@VictoriaBvB13 Well ones got more likes because is CAPPED =P
TheGCDanny 1 month ago
Phoenix AZ :3
blackXSpr 1 month ago
i love the bass line..firetrucking awesome
fuckscene10 1 month ago
BEST PART 1:30-2:27
Fallout1413 1 month ago
GRILLED ERECTIONS GRILLED ERECTIONS
forlornblade382 2 months ago
I love the drums... Alex is a Talented drummer!
dodgedrummer2 3 months ago
I haven't laughed/raged this hard in a long time
AnuxeL 3 months ago
LOL. THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I DO. XD
FlufflyFrillyPonies 3 months ago
I love how I give street name directions to my boyfriend and he still yes at me. I give up lolz
chrissy65661 3 months ago
GRILLED ERECTIONS, GRILLED ERECTIONS!
Laitharex 4 months ago
This is SOO TRUE! And Im a girl xD
petrich88 4 months ago
lol Church Jesus place
MrAlarmklock 6 months ago
0:10 grilled erections?
R4VEST4R 7 months ago 3
@R4VEST4R aww dammit someone already took it :(
R4VEST4R 7 months ago
@R4VEST4R it's girl directions not grilled erections ahah.
EnragedEggRoll 6 months ago 4
6 girls are offended
stocktonmatt 7 months ago
BED BATH AND BEYOND FUCKING COMPREHENSION
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GamingMad247 7 months ago
@GamingMad247 stfu
GamingMad247 7 months ago
YOUR DIRECTIONS ARE BED, BATH, & BEYOND COMPREHENSION! FUCK!!! AHHH!
BackYardAttitude 7 months ago 3
JUST GIMME THE FUCKIN' ADDRESS.
lilacofdamnation 8 months ago
GRILLED ERECTIONS! GRILLED ERECTIONS!
monkeyslayer101 8 months ago in playlist Pyschostick Favorites 35
this is so funny because its so true
someguy111222 8 months ago
Hahahah, I gave directions sort of like this before. xD
MissPurpur 8 months ago
this song is uh.. *totally* true
MrAlarmklock 9 months ago
besides how hillarous this song is the Bass line is actually pretty great lol but i know its not serious.
warky818 10 months ago 2
6 people are girls who give directions
Benakai 10 months ago
ahah its called mc-somthing
verbalvirus101 11 months ago
"I hate when guys can't spell 'specific' as well" would be proper grammar, ma'am.
sammy121415 11 months ago
so funny holy shit lol
thisuserrulesdotcom 11 months ago
I ONLY have guys pull this shit with me. I also hate when guys can't spell "specific."
Hermisia 11 months ago
the first time i heard this on las.fm i lol'd so hard
YeJiub 1 year ago
next person that say "grilled erections" i will barbeque your dick!
foxrider1054 1 year ago
This is more like man directions.
FROZYO 1 year ago
@FROZYO You just did a EPIC FAIL comment. Go make a sandvich.
CLICKMEYOULOSER 10 months ago
GRILLED ERECTIONS!
mistforever 1 year ago 4
@mistforever you just made me bust out laughing.....good one.
daledaddy1 1 year ago
i fuckin hate girls like this, especialy when they dont use spacific directions
Brandonlwilliams100 1 year ago 2
Grilled erection grilled erections
billejoe56 1 year ago 14
I'm not as bad as the girl in this song, but I'm a lot like this! XD
mynameiszacci 1 year ago
I can fully admit as a girl I have a terrible sense of direction. So I would hope you had a GPS and if not I would just give the phone to someone else who is better at it than I am..
MITSUKIISDEAD 1 year ago
6 people are girls or bed bath and beyond fans
sonicamylovers11 1 year ago
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN TURN RIGHT WHILE IM GOING LEFT!?!
RTKTS 1 year ago
LMFAO its soooo true
BudzNBongs 1 year ago
my boyfriend showed me this.
i put it on my ipod and showed to my mom when she tried doing the same thing.
She smacked me but it was worth it xD
strvela 1 year ago 5
Lol! Sounds like the directions I'd give. I have a pretty bad sense of direction for a girl. =P
RabidKyuubi 1 year ago
and this is why i don't give directions. >.>
SkinnehPants 1 year ago
YOU'R DIRECTIONS ARE BED BATH AND BEYOND COMPREHENSION, FUCKKKKKK!!!!!!!
Best ever.
jessicamccarty1985 1 year ago 4
The 5 people the dislike this song are girls that give directions just like this.
tacticalrenegade 1 year ago
anyone else put there self in a concussion head bangging lol
kingofpaintball94 1 year ago
Dx every damn time
TAV151 1 year ago
lmao!! that is hilarious...and im a girl! hahaha!!
baxter5566 1 year ago 3
Its funny...these guys have hilarious music...but they have really good instrumentals too lol
Squirrelyshadownuts 1 year ago
bass line is fucking sick
tyvek45 1 year ago
So happy not to have a girl like this. Mine actually knows how to give fuckin directions. I think I'd shoot myself if I had to deal with that shit considering how much I drive.
Str8Murder 1 year ago
I'm a girl and I find this hilarious.
GothCat77 1 year ago
"Seriously, the biggest tree you've ever seen."
platypus46 1 year ago
Grilled Erections!
OfBalls 1 year ago 2
@OfBalls Lol!
CLICKMEYOULOSER 1 year ago
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bitches and whores
hormone ridden, no logical reasoning, nonsensical
if you want your work to be done, just never hire a woman
if you want to learn effective, just never learn with a woman, or else you have to explain all the shit
if you want to become fit, just never run with a woman, she will slow you down
if she doesn't get what she wants, she either tries to make you feel quilty
girls are toxic
with girls, it's always: hit it and quit it
TheVerySpecialThommy 1 year ago
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bitches and whores
hormone ridden, no logical reasoning, nonsensical
if you want your work to be done, just never hire a woman
if you want to learn effective, just never learn with a woman, or else you have to explain all the shit
if you want to become fit, just never run with a woman, she will slow you down
if she doesn't get what she wants, she either tries to make you feel quilty
girls are toxic
with girls, it's always: hit it and quit it
TheVerySpecialThommy 1 year ago
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bitches and whores
hormone ridden, no logical reasoning, nonsensical
if you want your work to be done, just never hire a woman
if you want to learn effective, just never learn with a woman, or else you have to explain all the shit
if you want to become fit, just never run with a woman, she will slow you down
if she doesn't get what she wants, she either tries to make you feel quilty
girls are toxic
with girls, it's always: hit it and quit it
TheVerySpecialThommy 1 year ago
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bitches and whores
hormone ridden, no logical reasoning, nonsensical
if you want your work to be done, just never hire a woman
if you want to learn effective, just never learn with a woman, or else you have to explain all the shit
if you want to become fit, just never run with a woman, she will slow you down
if she doesn't get what she wants, she either tries to make you feel quilty
girls are toxic
with girls, it's always: hit it and quit it
TheVerySpecialThommy 1 year ago
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bitches and whores
hormone ridden, no logical reasoning, nonsensical
if you want your work to be done, just never hire a woman
if you want to learn effective, just never learn with a woman, or else you have to explain all the shit
if you want to become fit, just never run with a woman, she will slow you down
if she doesn't get what she wants, she either tries to make you feel quilty
girls are toxic
with girls, it's always: hit it and quit it
TheVerySpecialThommy 1 year ago
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bitches and whores
hormone ridden, no logical reasoning, nonsensical
if you want your work to be done, just never hire a woman
if you want to learn effective, just never learn with a woman, or else you have to explain all the shit
if you want to become fit, just never run with a woman, she will slow you down
if she doesn't get what she wants, she either tries to make you feel quilty
girls are toxic
with girls, it's always: hit it and quit it
TheVerySpecialThommy 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
bitches and whores
hormone ridden, no logical reasoning, nonsensical
if you want your work to be done, just never hire a woman
if you want to learn effective, just never learn with a woman, or else you have to explain all the shit
if you want to become fit, just never run with a woman, she will slow you down
if she doesn't get what she wants, she either tries to make you feel quilty
girls are toxic
with girls, it's always: hit it and quit it
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TheVerySpecialThommy 1 year ago
My ex used to give me directions like this. I eventually stopped asking her for them because she would ALWAYS get me lost and i'd end up wasting gas. Then she'd get mad at me when i'd tell her she sucked at giving directions and say to me "Noooo. You just suck at following directions." What?
jbrooks124 1 year ago
lmao they are like a heavy metal parry gripp AHAHAHAHA!!!!
FUCK YEAH!!!!
noodzXmakeXmeXsmile 1 year ago
I'm a chick but I can honestly say I don't do this. Everyone that knows me says I'm like a guy but damn sexy lol Idc. I love hanging around the guys.
OH!! And I'm a mechanic!! suck it! XPP
67mustangluvr 1 year ago
@67mustangluvr bullshit
SwordsDragonsAndCoke 1 year ago
@SwordsDragonsAndCoke What are you calling bullshit on?
67mustangluvr 1 year ago
@67mustangluvr that a femal mechanic is dead sexy you can be one or the other but not both lol
SwordsDragonsAndCoke 1 year ago
@67mustangluvr yea i know a sexy girl whose a mechanic... but shes a lesbian. ha
52dm 1 year ago
@52dm haha well I can assure you I'm not lesbian.
67mustangluvr 1 year ago
lol I'm a girl but I think (and people, mostly girls, agree with me) that I have a guy brain cause I dont get these kind of things too. That, or I'm just lazy. XD
Oh I also won burp-contest with my brother when I was like 5 years old, and i'm still good at it. AND I'M STILL STRAIGHT!! ITS A F*CKIN MIRACLE!!
wertyhDA 1 year ago
guilty. -awkwardly raises hand-
xDDD this is so fucking funny.
XxSisterWolfxX 1 year ago
Im in tears laughing right now.
jbswim07 1 year ago
there talking about PHOENIX!!!!!
codycal327 1 year ago
for realz. just gimme the fuckin address >.<
shawnatriplesix 1 year ago 2
@shawnatriplesix But you just need to go past the bed bath and beyond like Every man should know where that is! LOL.
totallynotafangirl 1 year ago
LOL
themuslimism 1 year ago
Biggest tree youve ever seen!...Go PAST that..
im stoned and this cd is like the best trip ever! these guys a sick...
i want a beer to...
EmoGuitaristduh 1 year ago
@EmoGuitaristduh No one gives a shit if you're "stoned" because it just sounds like you're trying to be cool by posting that you are. So stfu, that's irrelevant to Psychostick.
SheBeTrollin 1 year ago
@SheBeTrollin true dat
Zombii32 1 year ago
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@SheBeTrollin true dat
Zombii32 1 year ago
@EmoGuitaristduh Nothing prompted that...
zoomoneys939 1 year ago
Haha, this is like my mom. But men aren't any better... at least not the men in my family... lol
MarsionLove 1 year ago
IM USING A GPS
Nicknacmania 1 year ago
wow...... lmfao!!
MRUNDERTONE22 1 year ago
what's with the huge silence at the end
zetsu75 1 year ago
@zetsu75 yea i dont know, a lot of the songs have silences at the end for some reason
jck1794 1 year ago
YOU KNOW WHAT?!?!?! Your directions are Bed Bath and Beyond Comprehension! FUCK!!!
stupified333 1 year ago
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN TURN RIGHT WHEN IM GOING LEFT?!
YOUR DIRECTIONS ARE SHIT!
best phone rage ever!
8BitFox 1 year ago 94
@8BitFox
YOU KNOW WHAT? YOUR DIRECTIONS ARE BED. BATH. AND COMPREHENSION FUCK!!
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DaniilBMX 1 year ago
GIVE ME THE FUCKING ADDRESS!!! I'M USING A GPS!!!! Epic XD XD XD
Alexw851 1 year ago 4
Gimme the Fucking Address!! just gimme the Fucking address!!!! you bitch!!
Warrior300000 1 year ago
what if mapquest was like that?
1. take the 202 to the huge tree, bigger then you have ever seen before.
2. at the tree keep going straight on 202
3. ohh wait sorry your supposed to take a right at the tree. sorry
4. go straight until you reach the, uhh, hold on let me ask my sister
5. just go straight and you will find it eventually. i think
cArlthEsUpErlAmmA 1 year ago 84
@cArlthEsUpErlAmmA good shit lol
bowhunter558 11 months ago
@cArlthEsUpErlAmmA mapquest sucks ANYWAY. they always give you the long way to get somewhere
twiggypeerzingz 9 months ago
im always giving directions like that. turn at the tree go past the park if you reach the mexico border you went to far lol.
lillydluvsskittles 1 year ago 2
just give him the address already. dude's about to burst an aorta or something.
Chewkakke 1 year ago
Just Give me the fuckin address!!!!!!!!
SecondComing666 1 year ago
LMAO! I didn't know they were an AZ band! That's funny as shit!
ProphetWolf 1 year ago
May I suggest a garmin?
MrBadassButch 1 year ago
lol
optimotoke 1 year ago
Sounds exactly like the directions my sisters give.
finalbossmachinima 1 year ago 2
This reminds me so much of Valley Girl by Frank Zappa
Lambnadr 1 year ago
is this a phx based band?
erosdeftones 1 year ago
the girl in this video does her bit so well, I'm inclined to believe that she was unaware that she would be in this song lol
xUdieToox 1 year ago
I'M USIN THE GPS
Shipoopiism 1 year ago
okay a friend suggested the taco song... i love tacos... anyway i listened to three songs and i fucking love these guys ill buy twelve of their albums if it helps them stay alive! "you know what! your directions are BED BATH and BEYOND FUCKING COMPREHENSION! AGHH FUCK lmao just perfect
xLelouchXsuzakux 1 year ago
Its because its hard to give directions from the kitchen!!!
jks jks
BluTrollPro 1 year ago 3
@BluTrollPro Nicely done.
kiliksminame 1 year ago
lol!
P3treos 1 year ago
Wondering why there's a minute of silence at the end of every song? It's the reason there's not enough space on the CD and why that song cut off. Get it? :]
Winters7Roses 1 year ago
Your directions are bed bath and beyond comprehension! FUCK! .. AAAH!
theoriginalpunk 1 year ago
I was singing this song on the way to Bed Bath & Beyond! XD ..my mom started making fun of me..XD
kitty0kitty 1 year ago
this is really how true it is... lol... my friend has no gps so I just tell him ''do it in this order: left, left right, (etc...)
PossessedDonutz 1 year ago
lol. he just leaves.
ChriswithMatt 1 year ago
you realy should have posted the lyrics
catfaceGaz 1 year ago
fuck yes!!!!
sixhead253 1 year ago 2
dude...with my dirty mind... the title was so misleading haha. next time i get lost, imma play this while expirencing major road rage :P
BlondexBunny333 1 year ago 3
dude, how they must have wrote this song after a visit to my school.
MogartheCurly 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAHA!!!
cv9113366 1 year ago
Bed Bath and Beyond comprehension
homgen4 1 year ago
House with the big tree.
So true....
rogueamp 2 years ago
Great bass line and song.
WillBNunn 2 years ago
these guys fucking rule....fuck dragon and anything he says
buellsupertt 2 years ago 2
@dragon127495
dude dont talk shit if you dont like it than dont listen we like it so stop yelling at us. dont yell at us beacause we like it you aint got nothing good to say than dont youre just a pain to us who listen.dont hate on us cause we like it.calling us stupid youre the stupid one reverse psychology bitch get the fuck off our court we win
hwoarang0001 2 years ago 5
hey dragon aint got nutin good to say get the fuck out why the fuck are you even listening you hater go blow youre self
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dragon127495 2 years ago
greatest song i have ever heard
openyourthirdeyes11 2 years ago 3
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psychostick sucks
dragon127495 2 years ago
hey dragon go fuck urself
DylanIsBack1 2 years ago 2
you're just jealous cause you'll never be as awesome as they are.
Zkyrian1 2 years ago 4
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@Zkyrian1 if they are awsome then you are all stupid...
listen to mob of god: its better
dragon127495 2 years ago
@dragon127495 how bout you go play hide and go fuck yourself
psychostick may not be the BEST but theyre pretty good if you dont like it dont listen
inusouta 1 year ago 3
Dragon, take this phrase in and remember
GRILLED ERECTIONS
If you think that sucks... Well sir. No you.
llburnu 1 year ago 4
this
Kamen0 1 year ago
@Kamen0 you fucking suck ass
rockettmeister 1 year ago
Go suck a purple headed donkey monster
fag
Kamen0 1 year ago
And the sad part is... They're right.
bhelliom3 2 years ago 4
lol what the fuck do mean go righ when im turning left ur directions r shit
MrMurock 2 years ago 3
heres what i do...call some one at an insane asylum, they have much better directions, but they talk bout aliens, god, murders, ghosts...and one guy talked about his rash.
PallidTempest 2 years ago 3
this is why i will wear ear plugs if i have a chick in the car
doncheeto17 2 years ago
I'm a girl...totally guilty of doing this xD
PerpetualDaydreamer 2 years ago 95
@PerpetualDaydreamer Me too lol ^__^
xCrimsonAngelfirex 1 year ago 2
@xCrimsonAngelfirex Hey, at least we can admit it! =P
PerpetualDaydreamer 1 year ago
@PerpetualDaydreamer very true lol =]
xCrimsonAngelfirex 1 year ago
@PerpetualDaydreamerYOU BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! no i am a man and i am guilty of this
countpopethe3rd 1 year ago
@PerpetualDaydreamer bitch
cakeplox 1 year ago
@PerpetualDaydreamer
lol your name gives away that you're a fucking womyn
enjoy your hormone ridden mind
enjoy never being able to reason logically
enjoy that your looks are your body's your only worth, so you better keep working on it
TheVerySpecialThommy 1 year ago
rofl, funny fucking shit
thunderbird1105 2 years ago
So true, ... and girls wonder why men don't think they can drive.
CN073 2 years ago
i actually at one point had to go thru something lik this before by sum dumb blonde girl
UpInFlames666 2 years ago 4
"im using a GPS!"
hahaha <3
yuskjr 2 years ago 3
Grilled erections?
ciniseris 2 years ago 152
Thats what it sounds like!
AmericanShadowman 2 years ago
@ciniseris lmfao, now im gonna hear that everytime this song comes on.
xxph4nt0mxx 1 year ago
@ciniseris lol you suck cause thats all i here rofl
Falco544 1 year ago
@ciniseris lmfao
XxBYAMikeyBYAxX 1 year ago
@ciniseris lmfao xDDD
Victizzle1 1 year ago
@ciniseris If you have a no-nonsense girlfriend, who hears you say to your friends that she's so like this chick. Then yes. You can expect a grilled erection.
jubbles23 1 year ago
Nice choice.
Didja know Psychostick's releasing an actual music video for "Girl Directions"? I got to see it early last night.
Shade183 2 years ago
I heard this on the radio and at the end they bleeped it too early so you heard: "Your directions are bed, bath and beyond comp***** FUCK!." It was funny.
DoctorFailgood 2 years ago 4
i thought they lived in texas but the intro is like arizona streets and stuff.... hmmmmmm
Skaterpunkt 2 years ago
they are from Tempe AZ
jtollison 2 years ago
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Ahh, the primal screams. Been there.
WarPigz0 2 years ago 2
LMAO
"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN TURN RIGHT WHILE I'M GOING LEFT?!?"
I, Rory84, have fallen to the hopelessness of "Girl Directions" before.
Rory84 2 years ago 2
Love that bass line.
Mikeanglo 2 years ago 3
Whats with the minute of silence at the end though?
heyyyyyynow 2 years ago
i think to retain quality. O_o no idea how it works
FallenAngelBA 2 years ago
Oh man I laughed. This is some good shiat.
heyyyyyynow 2 years ago