The animated tales of Chael Sonnen

[mohamedAlsaid]

I'm brazilian, I hate him, but this video is fucking great hahaha! anyways his tales are getting close to an end... his chance to beat Anderson was in their first fight, when he was illegal and Anderson had a broken rib, that was his chance! but even with this, he lost... now Anderson will KO him so badly, I just hope he don't kill Sonnen, I want to listen his excuse for a second defeat...

[destincox]

this shit is so fucin hilarious i laugh everytime. chael is the new chuck norris. chael sonnen dosent win fights he allows his oppents to loose.

[rodeolli]

kkk funny...buts unreal. São Paulo is definitely not a jungle. unless if you´re an idiot sold

[joefarries]

imagine the security this fucking guy needs if he fights Anderson IN BRAZIL. i think he loses by tko. ending everything early. I don't think the national guard can save him that night.

I like chael and cant wait to see this guy get smashed for trolling.

[giovanigs]

in portuguese, the "J" has sound of "Gi", different from the Spanish.

so, José it's Giosé, not like speaken in spanish

[921144666]

LOOKOUTWHALE!!! I FOUND YOU AFTER ALL THIS TIME! I had no idea were you back...I can't wait to browse through your videos just like old times! INSTANT SUB (again) :-D

[XxOjOjXx]

Haha this vid is golden, Chaels awesome and brazils a 3rd world shithole.

[thommelorus]

@XxOjOjXx chaels a roidmonkey but that interview was indeed funny.

[uiliamz]

@XxOjOjXx come to brazil and say that!!!! stupid guy!

[Cerebus32]

This vid was the SHOW!!! Keep it up!!!

[sexuallobster134679]

I hate that I love him.

[bregolingo]

Amazingly funny stuff! Keep it up....right up!

[kfshortall]

Sh#t suddenly gets real for Chael Sonnen when he's in a car with Wanderlei Silva. Check out "Wanderlei Silva apavorando Chael Sonnen"

[dihribeirobh]

Chael Sonnen is the most ridiculous fighter of all time.He has been talking over and over again and still lost to Anderson Silva.He was defeated 11 times that's not a great fighter,he's just a loser who thinks can get the belt,Anderson Silva can and will destroy Bitch Sonnen in UFC São Paulo.

[TheHio123]

"what was your question"

[justBkaws]

nice vid...

[CASSIOCLOPES]

To listen to and find interesting what he says, has to be as dumb as he

[CASSIOCLOPES]

What about someone who lives in a bankrupt country and think it's important?

complete idiot ...

[brosechannel]

Ah classic Chael. He needs to recapture some of the magic he had here. Lately his schtick has been less funny. Maybe he needs a new angle, perhaps pull a WWE personality switch and become a good guy or something.

[AKImeru]

Also I understand he is trying to be funny, but if someone locked you into an Armlock ("Having a man's arm between your legs for 8 seconds") you are pretty much done. Too much pain going there, and if the hold isn't broken nasty stuff happens with your arm. Still a awesome fucking video, but come on now.

[AKImeru]

He is charismatic and funny to hear, even if he probably haven't visited Brazil in a long time. I would love him to see in a UFC Rio edition just so to see the public reaction (They would probably cheer for him since Brazilians are fickle like that, despite knowing what a bus is :P)

[Uncharted3Ownage]

"If you lay on your back and wrap your legs around someone's head for 8 seconds that does not make you a winner, that makes....................not a winner" bahahahahaha

He probably was gonna end that with "you gay" but knew Uncle Dana would come knockin at his door if he pulled that shit hahahahaha

[Lexgluger01]

He is the greatest living trash talker alive. He might even be better than the likes of Ali? He's the most interesting MMA in the world.

[JeanLacerda2]

As a brazilian, I don't care what Chael Sonnen says, actually I think it's funny! I wrote this message because we have computers here in Brazil, and I always put gas in my car instead of a carrot! It was so hilarious when Chael lost to Anderson in Jiu-Jitsu, the fight he knows better! He said Anderson can only fight Muay Thai, but he lost in a ground fight!

[partybiscuit]

@JeanLacerda2

Yes, I think Chael hates Brazil because it's the only thing that stands between him and a belt. He thinks he's being clever but he just rants he like an overbearing drunk most of the time.

[JeanLacerda2]

@partybiscuit You're right. The perfect example is the video that Wanderlei Silva said him to stop saying bad things about Brazil. He didn't knew he was being filmed, so he seemed to agree with the things Wanderlei Silva said. He is the kind of person who likes to be seen as a asshole in front of cameras, but outside it, he problably wears the brazilian flag! Just kidding! Thanks dude!

[AdamJsheeds]

haha at the cup balancing timer!!

[BMNicolas]

This man is my prophet. Eduard Khil is my God. Trollism. =)

[spooky02]

I love him 2! I would watch his late night show!

[121jiggawattz]

Chael Sonnen, you either love him or you hate him, and i fuckin love him

[alex9033]

God I hate Chael. Biggest shithead in sports if you ask me. "But he's a troll," you may say in his defece. To which I reply "trolls are shitheads, too, how is that better?"

But this video is hilarious.

[BMNicolas]

This guy is my prophet and Eduard Khil is my god. Some day I will start the First Church of Trolls.

[enuff2u]

Hey I want that Chaelsnesto Che Sonnenvara shirt!

[TheKennedy2012]

was he in Brazil when Yushin fought ?

[armytaskforce11x]

notice the cup had jack and coke in it

[MustangOliverSmith]

I'm an Andy fan, but fuck this is funny

[GokuAUHunter]

"They all suck, give me a silva!"

[Toquinho33]

Interview of the year.

[mikzsan]

This is the greatest video of all time.

[kingkatdoor]

First guy in a LONG time to beat on Silva. Dude talks but backs it up. ". . . you're an immigrant from Brazil. I'm a gangster from America." Lmfao

[moonfir]

you're funny, but you will be tapping out soon

[uberschnack]

wait... he TAPPED OUT against Anderson. I don't care where you're from, tapping out means YOU LOSE

funny guy though.

[JaguarPawww]

Cheal Sonnen is a comedian, haha hes to funny

[shukla714]

What was your question?

[Sourjojo]

Gotta love him (no homo) this guy could destroy Anderson

[robm2092]

Still amazes me people take him seriously! He's playing a character for a camera he's no more a racist than Hugh Jackman's a mutant!! Lol

[L0cusT101]

Chael is funny as hell but what a racist seriously!

[mrco74]

@L0cusT101 Brazilian is not a race

[Evo9Luis]

Hahaha. The home invasion part had me cracking up.

[vinniedurrant]

Well done, that was the most hilarious videos ive ever seen lol

[misszoebernard]

Honestly with this sarcasm the man belongs in England

[AfternoonChowder]

This guy makes my pussy wet.

[MsRonaldosurf]

If Sonnen is the "American hero", I would be ashamed to be an american citizen

[LadySpy120]

@MsRonaldosurf oh give him a break. tell me you didnt laugh listening to him. dont take it so seriously.

[chucky11090]

Chael, You Tapped Now Where I'm From That Means "I Give Up"...

[neuromancer420]

Don't drag the rest of America with your racsit intolerant bs. You din't know Brazil had computers, that makes you stupider than someone feeding a bus a carrot which never happened since they obviously didn't ride donkeys all the way to Vegas. BTW how many triangles have you been caught in now?

[jackdaripper9]

@neuromancer420 they were feeding a bus a carrot. that really happened

[MikeUnstinkss]

this is the funniest shit i've seen

[KCIAN2]

Anderson ducked him for 6 years, this was 2011 right, which means 6 years ago it was 2005. Chael wasn't good enough to fight Anderson 6 years ago, back then Anderson was the Cage Rage champion fighting there and in PRIDE, Chael was after beaten no one significant, entered the UFC and went 1-2 before being released around the time Anderson was signed to the UFC. And why does he say he's a 30 year old man in the vide, Chael was born in 1977, he was 34. I like the guy but he talks a lot of shit ha.

[chuckycol]

i fucking love this video

[Vassago879]

pussy

[undisputedgreatest]

Nogueira's arm is too broken at the moment to properly pet a bus.

[amirhaha]

@undisputedgreatest mir didnt break his arm, it got dislocated

[undisputedgreatest]

@amirhaha "Both fighters rolled and scrambled multiple times, with Mir eventually gaining the dominant position. Mir tightened the kimura even further, eventually dislocating and breaking Nogueira's arm at 3:38 of round 1"

Look it up. He dislocated AND broke his arm.

[amirhaha]

@undisputedgreatest ok ill take that as Nog is lying, and ur right! 

[undisputedgreatest]

@amirhaha Or, you could just look it up for yourself.

[amirhaha]

@undisputedgreatest considering that i'm a part of blackhouse and not a sherdog/mmajunkie troll I'm pretty certain.

[undisputedgreatest]

@amirhaha Sure you are. And yet, here you are. Obsessed with Chael Sonnen.

[amirhaha]

@undisputedgreatest you came for chael, I came for entertainment.

[undisputedgreatest]

@amirhaha Oh, I bet you came...you sick freak.

[amirhaha]

@undisputedgreatest OH WOW ahahahhah

[chuckycol]

@amirhaha he broke it, fyi.

[amirhaha]

@chuckycol nope, shoulder dislocated, get ur facts right. Those xray pictures wasn't his, u dont speak portugeese, u wouldn't understand what he tweeted, obviously.

[saifking35]

awesome video!

[MMAxtreme5]

this video deserves at least a million views.. LOL, the editing really makes the difference between laughing, and laughing my ass off!!

[TheVdog12]

Chael beat my cup record......

[prince0427]

Any Silva, give me a Silva

[ItNice26]

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[UFCBJJ1]

HAHAHAHAHA i'm brazilian but it's impossible not to like chael

[Oreillyisthebest]

DUMMY!!!!!! that is sooo epic

[MrMLD72MLD]

♥ .

[shaneac9]

class !!

[SuperDelta000]

When Chael Sonnen talks, all the kids gather around and listen intently. Most interesting guy in UFC

[jabathedoorsgmailcom]

chael putinho cagão, amarelou pro wanderlei, é um touro manso, foi domado por 8 segundos pelo anderson... hahahahahahahaha

é mordido pq não tem jeito de ganhar de brasileiro, faz o seguinte, nasce de novo, só assim pra tu aprender a lutar, babaca cuzão, fala muita merda, tua boca deve feder, esse babaca que tá te ouvindo é outro viado que gosta do cheiro de bosta e ainda por cima puxando teu saco, se é que tem... hahahahahaha...

[SuperDelta000]

@jabathedoorsgmailcom No comprendo.

[logicCplusplus]

5th time I watched this

[SpiritSquadMember6]

Someone give this man a Silva!

[muaythai193]

Funny stuff!

[afshin021]

oh that was 2 fucking funyn hahahha

[TheBradTobin]

This is the funniest thing ive ever seen, love the credits at the end.

[10SUI]

the guy that made this.. for me.. the best

[zackhanscom]

hilarious. his stories are perfect for visual form. very imaginative and humorous guy.

[doomsdayspike]

@rambolean what were you doing at a gay bar?

[Trogers701]

@BartRamone u must b gay

[duckmastterflex]

Lol

[odnetnin206]

@machinemenmma "doiesnt" "LOILLLL" yeah.. I don't make sense :P

[BartRamone]

Chael Sonnen ? oh yeah that loser that said jiu jitsu sucks, and lost the fight on the ground. ahahahahha sucker

[odnetnin206]

Haha Chael talks so much shit, too bad he sucks big donkey dick from Brazil

[jitzmaster]

@odnetnin206

is that you anderson?

[odnetnin206]

@jitzmaster No i'm Sonnen and to let you know, I suck big penis. :D

[SASCO1111]

279 brazilians watched this

[Isg267]

@thaiboxuk ur a dumb son of a bitch oviosly ur just a rookie or a new fan to mma chael is legit he only tested .7 testosteron the limit is .6 over one fucking point they made a big fucling deal besides its not muscle or performance enhanser its used to make weight besides steroids dont give u skills like wrestle and stop someone for 4.5 rounds and u need to check ur fucking source anderson took 300 shots to the body immediately anderson checked in the hospital he dint even make it to post press

[DonStirFrye]

@Isg267 You have absolutely no idea what you're talking about at all. It seems that you get your "facts" from jokes Chael tells because the numbers you use are completely false. For the title fight, Sonnen had a T/E ratio of 16.9:1 which is over 4 times the allowed threshold (4:1) and almost 17 times the normal male (1:1). If you don't think injecting enough steroids to make you have a T/E ratio of that caliber isn't performance enhancing then you're even more stupid than you come off as.

[maluko78]

Sonnen is a looser... Anderson Silva is the one...

[teeedog1]

Good stuff sonnen is a crazy bastard

[rambolean]

I saw Chael Sonnen at a gay bar in downtown portland, oregon called CC Slaughters

[Justintdot]

@rambolean why were u at a gay bar

[rambolean]

@Justintdot my friend laura and jessica wanted to go because scot is gay and it was his birthday, fucking do not do it, it was traumatic

[STARSandBARS1994]

I like Chael but I wish he would admit he lost =/

[LADYGAGAISGODx]

1446 THOUNDS CHAEL SONNEN FANS USING MACS IN OUR HOMES VS 278 ANDERSON SILVA FANS FROM BRAZIL USING THE INTERNET CAFE LOOOOOL...

[mackishstyle]

this is class

[allroundp4p]

WHAT A LIAR!! HIS MISSED IT!!! HE DIDN'T GO TO BRAZIL!!! SCARED!

[lilsm555]

brazilians are such sensitive bitches lol its probably toxoplasma.

[Nater245689]

Just reading what Chael says is one thing. I used to think he was an asshole and didn't like him at all. But listening to him say it...he's fucking hilarious.

[alex9033]

... I think Chael might be slightly schizophrenic.

[MzScottish]

this is the SHIT i love it lol

[thaiboxuk]

Cheat, cheat steroid cheat. Go do some property deals Chael...oh no that's right you can't., because you are banned for fraudulent practices.

Still got that winning attitude though....must be the steroids...because you've never won anything.

300 punches on Anderson Silva- and not one mark. You must hit like a girl; I've had more damage from light sparring with the juniors at our club.

Think you're face was smashed to bits- that doesn't say winner to me.

[Flippchild]

Best and funniest part for me was the Anderson Silva bit, esp. this comment:

".. if you lay on your back with your legs wrapped around a man's head for 8 seconds, that does not make you a winner. That makes.. *pauses* .. not a winner."

.. you know he definitely wanted to say FAG there. Saved himself just in time haha

[32KOAST]

i wonder if chael has seen this. lol

[rodeolli]

ok...but he lost...

[GaMeOuTtAcOnTrOl]

I thought he said no user name required, but it says uploaded by C_Sonnen.

[robopimp1000]

this had me in tears

[CerpinTaxt37]

"I want an easy fight. Anderson Silva, Wanderlei Silva. Either of the Silvas, Bigfoot Silva, they all suck! Gimme a Silva!"

XXD!

[69Macdaddy]

the way ariel says "not really" at 2:15 is fucking epic.

[islamicpancakemix]

good stuff chael

[schmopykins]

Chael Sonnen is delusional. He claims he's the best, but got schooled by Damian Maia. How does he forget out these things. 

[83Mysterio]

LOL he has the world record of balancing a cup or glass on his knee.

[freestal4]

He needs to go to triangle defense seminars instead of making all these videos. Funny to listen to but besides that just plain stupid. He really believes he's champ lol.

[Ceszinha11]

@BigGee614

am I, supposed to laugh about it ????

[countyingula]

pfff whats wrong with this kid.. someone took his candy from him and now he's mad :p

woah.. wait a sec is he saying thsat he thinks he won? he says someone wrapping their legs around u for 8 seconds isn't winning. but he fails to remember him tapping like a bitch and in short crying for someone to save him/giving up? in reality anderosn shoulda choked him out and punched his limp dumb face in... if anyone knew this crap was gonna get posted after the fight i don't think anyone would argue

[bigfrank447]

Chael is lucky most of america is retarded and inbred, otherwise he would have no fans.

[Mimasfriend]

@bigfrank447 I happen to not be retarted and inbred. Chael is funny.

[ItalianSteamRoller]

@bigfrank447 Ironic coming form a canadian

[Benns1991]

Batman would totally beat Superman.

[im18bitch2]

Favorited!

[sadiagrn]

povo brasileiro vai te maatar seo folgadooo!

[sadiagrn]

desgraçadossss!



[IAMTHOMYORKE]

Hey dude...its called the RULES.... let anderson whoop this guy one more time!!!

[IauthenticI]

@IAMTHOMYORKE

Like the first time, right?

[joefarries]

brilliant lookoutawhale!

[RivalStrife]

Favorited. 

[alientech86]

this guy is funny



[AnythingForState]

Sonnens words are Punches in and of themselves lol.

[WanderleiSilva29]

3:51..... Jonathan Brandis?

[jdailey01230]

HE TRIED TO FEED A BUS A CARROT LMAOOO!!!

[Brooke952]

last song name???

[katodmx007]

@Brooke952 born in aserbaidshan.

[Brooke952]

@katodmx007 ahahaha this is funny! Sweden Humour born in aserbaidshan too?

[katodmx007]

@Brooke952 nah, but pretty close to it.

[Brooke952]

@katodmx007 but thx for idea goddumnit!!

[UnworldlyMessenger]

or streetfighter vs ufc tekken etc .... get busy.

[UnworldlyMessenger]

i liked your terminator one

can you do a ghostbusters vs ufc thing ?

[carbonation28]

I want an easy fight,

Anderson Silva, Wanderlei Silva,

either of the silva's, Bigfoot Silva!

They all suck! Gimme a Silva!

[discoandherpes]

I want Sonnen to beat Silva just so they can fight again.

[gmneto06]

Chael Sonnen quem ganhou a luta? Você calado é poeta!!!

[Justintdot]

HAHA chael won by sumbmission i guess he was practising the brazillian ji jiu jitsu that wanderlei uses

[airemillion90]

"and if I had the foggiest idea that they had computers in brazil......" I lol'd at this comment. This guy should be doing standup comedy in his free time.

[CitizenEraseddd]

@Sbennett76 Amen brother 

[SuperDelta000]

chael sonnen lol ur so funny!! ahahaha the nog bros feeding a bus a carrot lol!

[StrangrDangr10]

Fuckin awesome, i applaud u sir

[pakishock91]

Hauhejusj

[pakishock91]

That was the greatest thing i have ever seen

[amanrob]

Lmao at :56, he flexes when taking the picture

[Sbennett76]

normalpsychology, find a way to make this bet official - I will take Chael and take your money with no problem. Where do I sign? Sonnen is going to stomp Silva like a Narc at a biker rally and send him and his pink shorts packing with a pink slip straight out of UFC. Sonnen will RETIRE Silva.

[normalpsychology]

Although I'm disappointed and dismayed that Sonnen beat Stann, I look forward to seeing Silva completely humiliate him this time around and will be betting my entire bank account on that fight.