Mom Spanked the Gay Out of Me! (longer version)

[RocksRevenge]

I'm in the fucking weird part of YouTube again.

BTW, FUCK HOMOPHOBIA



[sarius24]

Wai he so cwazy like dat?

[1993littlesister]

LOL, ROFL, LMFAO, LMAO I do not care how you say it I can not stop laughing.

[KeeganB]

This has to be fake

[daleshane]

americans, all crazies

[tomitstube]

lmfao!!!! had me going for a bit.

[Smugsyyy]

FUCKING LOL.

[bread0666]

fake and gay

[codeythesilent]

He HAS to be trolling! This is too fucking funny!

[M2MBulger]

WOW!

'He' and 'mum' need some HELP very soon...

[BVargas78]

I'm trying to figure out if this is a satirical joke or if it's true. What show was this televised on? What is the guys name, and what did he do? Has he written any books?

[calleTidbeck]

Don't think she spanked hard enough.

[shiningbeans]

This guys got some real balls to do that.

[zaurtrien]

is this real???

[JKJ1900]

LITTLE BOYS!

[paganpixieprincess]

Please, Poster, could you please let me know what this is from? I would love to know the whole thing. If you could message me that would be awesome. :-) Thank you.

[VioletRaige]

I loved how she tried not to laugh for a good while...

[tech15002]

Yep, sounds to me like he's totally been saved and "rehabilitated". *BARF*

[djalternegro]

@tech15002

it,s satire.

[TheAnonymousAnomie]

@djalternegro

How do you know it's satire? The woman's body language showed that she legitimately surprised and uncomfortable.

[JavonteTreble]

@TheAnonymousAnomie Nope, it's just a skit. Check these out:

watch?v=yNkv_mBMMGU

watch?v=krlI7lEaasA

Same two actors in a different skit.

[babelfishable]

Is this a joke? Please somebody tell me this is a joke.

[xXxEL1TExXx]

@babelfishable - Yup, Brian's Treehouse makes such sketchy antics. :)

[6cameleon9]

Get the fuck out of here! This dork is such a looser...He sounds like the church lady from SNL, btw...

[medusaq]

This is a joke, right?

[Dave102693]

Lmao!

[miskittt]

lol

[FallOutBoyForever821]

LMAO!!!!

[damandatwin]

fake

[djalternegro]

@damandatwin

it,s satire, not fake dumbass. of course it is fake. that is the point.

[damandatwin]

@djalternegro look up "disingenuous"

[djalternegro]

@damandatwin

and?

[KOStudio1]

... The whole Mickey Mouse thing was weird.... He is obviously in need of a lot of help. I laughed for a majority of this...

[KOStudio1]

Sand on your butt cracks. Dude... you have issues.

[kdreamland]

what the....? the ending....save the children?

[minusblame]

hair mayonase *sp

[6teddy6bear6]

um i never got naked with other kids and put sand in our cracks

[xXVonHolleXx]

He liked the spanking

[narutorox85]

I love the segue when he sees the "good looking man" and goes directly to his repressed homosexuality.

[cityofimmigrants]

Repressed memory. He's clearly gay.

[Technobanana]

He did it for teh lulz

[SeattleRexx]

WTF!! ...."sand in butt cracks"?? That explains everything.....

[NeptunesJupiter]

Holy crap !!! wtf?!?! this is fuckin nuts. (no pun intended.)

[LMA629]

lmao what is this from?? please tell me this some kind of comedy sketch

[SergeantTelion013]

This ain't real!

[Critique808]

He's crazy! He looks like Bill Gates.

His mother should spank everyone in the boys' locker room because they showered naked with other boys. I remember it was required to shower in our school.

[stoltobot]

what is this from? Is it a joke?

[48acar19]

@stoltobot

Yes!

[leathertuskadero]

Poor sand on thier butts? what child does that? is this real, it looks insane.

[JanieHoffa]

@leathertuskadero Growing up in Florida in the 80's, we little friends and I would often pour sand on each other's butt cracks. Maybe it was a "beach" thing, but this was very common. Of course it tapered off when we entered middle school and got our own phone lines.

[openskynow]

Oh yeah hes a uber man now!

[LeprechaunClowns]

"Good lookin' man"

[MIKECNW]

Missed this the first time, Good Thing Peete's a football player?

What if he wasn't?

[keepingitreal15]

hahahahahaha

[ukmaggot]

I knew bill gates had issues lol

[RealTime88]

@ukmaggot the real Bill Gates is more manly than this fella. Come out of the damn closest!!!

[krazykink]

That is...Amazing. Lol

[MIKECNW]

What a nut case!

[emmahouli]

Oh thank God I thought this was real....

[boulespuantes]

lol he says good looking man then tells the story

[cwaterhouseable]

@boulespuantes I totally missed that! Amazing!!

[alexvat1995]

hahahahaha

[MensRifleAssociation]

this is too funny, whats it from?

[jabbafeet]

whats this from!

[MrFaithful69]

comedy.. but prob the answer to homosexuality

[eagle100123]

People this is sad! This goes to show people that its not wrong to be gay its wrong to try to convert them and change who they are. He would have been happy and prabably in love if he was an "out" man and not in the closet and depressed. Where in the bible say that gays are monsters, and should be converted or killed.

[bikster]

I love the part with the car! I wish they had shown a little more.

[OkashiiBoy]

Fucking hilarious.

[Amthor2563]

Staged and homo-sexual!

[MrHollowRO]

FAKE AND GAY!

[AlexRaveloTV]

no homo kid all grown up?

[AlexRaveloTV]

lol this is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­o fake

[Warionstar]

well that just goes to show how great of a parent his mom was... hes fucking retarded

[Warionstar]

well that just goes to show how great of a parent his mom was...

[A13XMAR5]

HAHAHAA!!! The FIRST thing he says is "Good-Lookin Man!"

Dude. There's no escaping it. It's in your DNA. And it's evident in his flashback too.

Funny Comment of the day: If you guys really want some soft core porn, just put this video on and listen to it with your eyes closed....

.....Well, Well, Well....Somebody has a Fetish for being a bad little boy.

TeeHeeHee!!!!!

[urbanpitch]

What just happened!?!?!?!?

[Dilzybhoy]

The squeeky drumroll was the best. I've not laughed that much at a vid for ages.

[bigjake52]

She ran over you?

[DickSkidmore]

Ted Haggard's boyfriend?

[Hergonan]

her face on 2:06. a w e s o m e .

[OfficialSykoSolja]

Waka Flocka.

[Mansumsinbad]

fake and gay!

[xyzzy02]

Scariest thing to me is the people have believed it. What that says about US TV is quite scary.

So glad I don't have a TV.

[derekxnl]

I thought this was real at first lol.

[QUIDQUIDDLER]

i just love the way he said buttcrack. and he is still gay

[SUPERSTUDIO17]

Oh my god !! *gasp* Is this for real? If it is then this is so sad......



[000crazyshit]

omg. that is so odd. xD he looks mental.

[ishmahal1111]

Good looking man???? poor guy.

[suckyskater21]

i feel bad for this guy if this is real

[luxord2654]

oh that poor man..... 0.0 lol

[prettyjuicy]

It was funny but then got annoying

[holylight12]

LOL wow.......

[sablebomb69]

lol this is obviously a joke

[NAEIRNBRUFORU]

lol second time watching this- i thought he sounded like mickey mouse lo;

[ballkicker200]

@NAEIRNBRUFORU sooo funny hes over exaggeration

[johnnnnification]

this is so fake but i still laughed my ass off

[coreyteen13]

What the Phreak?

[trog69]

I bet all that sand really made the spanking a lot more memorable. Ahahahahaha.

[ToddlerFondler69]

"good looking man..."

[schmoodles]

thank goodness he isnt gay. like @ :17 seconds.... is this for real???

[brozizzle]

i think his ro model was michael jackson when he was little

[seljuq70]

Can't be real, wayyyyy too hilarious to happen in real life.

[BluTrilobite]

@seljuq70 Oh, the wonder of public access TV! (^_^)

[DeathNoteFreak000]

Is this real?! please tell me this is fake

[pabloso101]

she ran over you?!?!?!?!?!

[mropicka]

what the fuck!!!

[mropicka]

what the fuck!!!

[yousurfer2]

it just happened to be one of those days...one of those buttcracks sand days.

[nickman8559]

DONT DO THAT WITH LITTLE BOYS

[misayumi]

holy shit!!

[8Anya8]

He appears to be harboring a deep resentment against his mother for stifling his desire to be with other men.

Even though this is a parody,he like a lot of other men who are closet homosexuals tend to display an overly masculine persona in order to conceal there real idenitity. i.e. gay man.

He acts and sounds like a guy on yt who calls himself godgunsgutsglory777

[OMGLadyC10]

omg...is he serious? i fell sorry for him...

[carcotasu08]

Poor guy is traumatized

[leo967846]

Lol "good lookin' man"

[bcrocker33]

that is the part that makes it obvious that this is one of many little fake videos on here with thee two characters. it made me laugh. she breaks up a few times. they are spoofing discipline because the football on the magazing cover (Pete) probably does do it. this is hysterical

[keekoyct]

O M G funniest shit I have ever seen

[hallucinogen74]

He looks like Bill Gates in the beginnings of the 80's lmao

[JokerishDish]

I'm 99.99% sure this is a joke... I mean... RIGHT?

[JubalCalif]

I've never heard that playing "sand in the crack" will turn a child gay. I've never even heard of the 'sand in the crack" game before now. Guess that's the drawback to not growing up near a beach. But it could just become the latest fad & a national craze if enough people get on board. C'mon...lets have a SAND IN THE CRACK party this weekend....be there or be square! :)

[meatwrist]

Trolling? I need sauce.

[ReneeK1980]

My favorite part is when he pantomimed his mom throwing him down on the driveway, then running him over. I was also half expecting for him to admit to pouring sand down his wife's buttcrack, since his mom never said that was something boys can't do to girls. 5/5 stars.

[CharlesWifeAndDorian]

He looks like my english teacher.

I'd love to see my english teacher naked ass hit by his mother because he is gay :)

pretty funny video by the way !

[chachapaca666]

Really? lol. His bare ass? Whos gay again? lmao

[ReliableInsider]

Homophobes should start paying attention to the fact that people can't tell whether this is real or a joke.

This is how silly homophobes look! This is the image they've created for themselves of themselves.

[JohnnyPunani]

@ReliableInsider

Words like "homophobe" are used as a tool to berate and mock those who believe homosexuality is morally wrong.

[ReliableInsider]

I'm a big believer in berating and mocking homophobes and racists and bullies.

But no.

Homophobe is just a neutral term for people who hate gays and lesbians out of fear.

It's analogous to xenophobe, someone who has an irrational fear of foreigners, or of anything foreign or strange.

Whether you hate gays and lesbians or fear them, stop. It's irrational. And you're hurting people.

And you're giving aid and comfort to men who commit violent hate crimes against gays or blacks or women.

[AndyKakoge]

is this supposed to be a joke? if it is it's kinda funny

[airplaneking]

I don't know, but joke or not, I would be cracking up if I were her.

[jimmyhd1969]

Wonder if that would work.

[DanFrederiksen]

it's a show, they have other videos

[commentguy69]

this is stupid its not even funny...

[1184mother]

Come on people....Really!??? Do you have to ask if this is a joke or not?!!! Some people just don't get it! LMAO!! Funniest stuff I've seen in a looooong time!!!

[inademv]

You don't get it. There really are homophobes out there who are like this.

[1184mother]

@inademv Yeah but this guy is a comedian. He's done stuff like this before. I'm not debating whether extreme homophobes exist. lol

[inademv]

@1184mother There's a rule that states essentially, the crazier the point of view, the harder it is to distinguish satire of said position from actually holding that position. His act isn't funny because his words are those of people who are sincere.

[bara0014]

Definition of pwned by yourself.

[smartbunny]

I don't you mean that the "discipline" part is wrong.

[smartbunny]

Is this inspired by the Gay Therapy guy who goes, "Mom! Mom! WHY did you DO THAT to ME!" while whacking a pillow with a tennis racket?

[jkbaby1]

this is a comedy sketch, brians tree house.

[saprkie21]

wow that's sad...i always wondered why do christians assume we all need saving?

[zee339]

why do freaks always say, "everyone does _____." um, no we all don't!

[weezcake]

I lol'd hahahaha

[OlafurArons]

i bet i lol'd about 30x harder than you hahahahaha

that guy's got issues...

[karoline1998]

she laughed

[uraine7626]

She took the gay out and put the psycho behavior in.

[gambit1347]

I think this is a repressed emotional thing I hate you mommy

[lordmarcus1st]

Crazy Yanks! Well as they say only in America lol!

[placeboing]

Damn, I wish I had access to this high quality version when I made my remix!

[greetingsearthlings1]

is this a joke or something?

[questionsamson]

I love parody. Christians might look at this as truth hahahahahhahahaha

[Albtraumen]

Not that it hasn't happened pretty much like that many times, but this would be more believable if the segue was a little more subtle and the guy's acting went over the top at the end.

Great idea, but too ham handed.

[spandy1212]

She should of hit him harder...didn't quite get all the gay out.

[pyrrhios]

Hilarious, but Scary thing is how believable it is.

[zee339]

he said he is married to his wife and his 3 children, what kind of cult freak is this?

[crispycrab]

Mmmmm makes me so horny!

[hpribot]

I understand the overall message but this guy has other problems.

[FallenGemini]

How is a 5 yr old child putting sand in other boy's buttcracks considered gay?

You can clearly tell he has some mommy issues esp when he keeps imitatin his mother hitting him in the butt.

After lookin' at the description and the guy's other vids, this is clearly a parody of a Christian tv program. Hilarious because the character is pissed at his mom for causin him to repress his homosexuality via spanking.

[naktacs]

@FallenGemini who would ever think its not a parody..

[FallenGemini]

@naktacs If you read the comments, there are quite a handful of ppl who thinks this real. Even my roommate, who gave me the yt link for this clip, believed that it was real.

[1337huntard]

@FallenGemini tis real?

[ChangFromUS]

lol, i dont understand, is this guy a comedian, or is this for real.

[FallenGemini]

Check out the guy's other videos since he is a commedian

[Octoroks36]

Yes, his Mom actually ran over him.

[DontMockForest]

LOL

[RIFF0RAFF]

hilarious.

[000nour000]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SirLoin21]

Pour sand on each other asses? Ummmm... What?

[nickysaxpiccolo]

wtffffffffffffffff

[Mer0wl]

Her face is sooo funny and no, I never got naked and put sand in other kids buttcracks. But he keeps going on and on and on and it is SO FUNNY!!!!!!!

[jobrook911]

Hey, am I the odd one out?

I don't ever remember getting naked with other guys and pouring sand on their butt cracks as a kid.

[1337huntard]

@jobrook911 yes, i still do it

[Diisafatslag]

WHAT A DICK

[ricolikepal]

this cant be real. LOL

[madderbass]

LONGER VERSION FTW!

[HappyGestapo]

what is this i dont even

[GCar35]

LMFAO!! Hysterical!

[Nelsy4]

lol kids do this

[mastershake400]

I watched this a couple of weeks ago. you will slowly get it back

[zee339]

this has to be public access. you can't buy entertainment like this