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  • Having your Mom keep you instead of putting you up for addoption was like talking a Pope into a condom. Lol that took me 15 minutes to think of, I'm 12 don't blame me if you don't like it

  • Go nathen! -33

  • o_o no cuss wordss this si impossible ;x

    Insult: FAIL!

    Comeback: Nobody asked for your life story

    With breath like that, you shouldn't say anything at all.

    I'm fat because everytime I did your mom, she gave me a cookie

    I've had snappier comebacks from a bowl of Rice Crispies.

    thats all i can think of xD

  • KISSING A BLACK PUSSY.....CAT!!!!!

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  • "what in the purple mountains majesty is that?" hahaha

  • my bully called me a gay ass fag and i was like "i am NOT happy donkey ciggarette!"

  • Challenge accepted

  • you cow field 

  • i think i want to play this for my whole fucking school because they dont understand having a since of own style if you aren't a prepy blonde bitch you apperently are "emo" or "fag" i feel like saying "fuck you stupid twig bitch go find a personality" :)

  • @kandikingdom12 that's not emo, that's awesome hair nd wearing dark pants

  • ur mom

  • People call me emo cuz my hair is pink and I wear black skinny jeans

  • Your scene cuz you gots bitchin'' hair!!!!

  • hahahaha ur so fing funny

  • "what in the purple mountains of majesty does that even mean?"

  • good insult = puscillanimous mange :D

  • nathan:gay ass fag

    nathan:happy donkey cigarette

    lol that part made me laugh so hard i couldnt stop laughing

  • But I also hate labels, but still.. YAYZ!

  • I LOVE you, but I disagree. QUICK SUMMARY TIME! YAYZ! Okay! Emo. Short for EMOTIVE HARDCORE! YAYZ! Type of music gerne! YAYZ! Type of style! MORE YAYZ! Born in the 80s! BirthYAYZ! AND! AWESOME A FUCK HAIR! YAAAYZ! Love you anyways <3 Yayz ;)

  • my bf was talkin with me and my friend james and james called him a dick muncher and he was all no its dick NOMMER get it straight butthole surfer lol

  • Hey hey hey hey hai :) Faggooooooootttt in the high pitched voice is my new word xD but im talkin bout cigs when i say it :D

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  • i used to be "emo/scene" and people would call me goth xD dumbasses

  • i enjoyed the mind touching

  • oh nathan!

    i absolutly love this :)

  • awesome

  • Yess

    mmmmmmmmmm

    I did like it

    ;)

  • @blackveilhorizion is youur name Bring me the horizion and black veil brides ??

  • Hahahahahaha happy donkey cigarette

  • Is there mistletoe on my back? Coz I sense that you've been kissing my ass awhile now.

    They say the eyes are the windows to they soul... that's probably why yours are poop colored.

    It's generous to say you were dropped as a baby. I think you were thrown.

    :D

  • heyy youyr soo funny and hoott nathan

  • 1:50 L O L

  • My friend asked me what I was watching, and I said without thinking, "I don't even know..."

  • Clearly... nobody understands this.... u no y they do that?? they're jealous of our bitchin hair

  • faggot ass emo

  • Sexy

  • people who have bitchin hair lol

    I luvv that hairstyle on the first pic!!

  • this video makes soo much sense, i hate how ppl stereo type >.<

  • your richard cranium ( nickname for richard is dick and cranium is head hence forth dickhead)

  • BOB SAGET !!!

  • YOU PONEY LICKER!!!!! or bush wacker xDxDxDxD

  • You demonic big-headed passive-agressive phillip

  • dumb question but what the HECK does he mean by book derrrrrp

  • hey r u emo?

    hey r u gay?

  • I discovered this one in English~ "What, you egg! Young fry of treachery!"

  • PASTER!

  • MiseryDamon666 thanks :p i dont remember what i said but alright!

  • "It just makes me look like i have mega torettes.. RIGHT ON!"

  • I loved this and I get called a faggot and emo/scene/goth all the time and my friends too I'm bisexual and I'm proud and I get piss when people mess with Mee

  • snobby toe rag ;)

  • snobby toe rag ;)

  • you big yellow unicorn 

  • Aaaaaaahhh that was adorable XD

  • The first time I watched this video I thought nathan was sooo calm....Then I watched more videos of him......I was soooo wrong.

  • Your momma went to college!!! (not an insult but if you say it to someone it slows them down a bit xD )

  • mine is "you piece of rotten cupcake!!"

  • Your mother was a pastor!

  • agreed i have bitchin hair and everone is all like your emo and your goth ill just be all like just cause you want my hair and im beast dosnt mean im emo you smackldwarf!!!! then she will just be all like you are emo! heck half of the people that think im emo or goth doesn's even know what it means!

  • My friends always ask me if I'm "goth" cause they think I get mad if they say "emo" or "scene" even though I don't have bitchin hair cause my parents wont let me get it cut like that, they think I want to look like an anime person

  • This is mine " Dirty cum bubbl "

  • Does Nate only have half an eyebrow...?

  • @FallenAngelLinta97 yes he has a part missing

  • YOUR A TOWEL!!!

  • YOUR A TOWEL!!!!!!!

  • nathan lost half of his left eyebrow.. O.o

  • I freaking <3 this video!!!!

  • well i wouldnt say this is a comback but its sorta one... but yeah its,GO FLY A FUCKING KITE!! it means your annoying and people dont like the way you r.. actually now that i think about it its kinda bitchy... lol:)

  • hey Nathan! i like your hair....UNDER THE MIXED BIRD AND DOG SHIT that is

    ..you asked for it... xDDD actually ur quite sexeeyy

  • ur cUtee:)

  • Im gonna go up to my best friend- he gets made fun of a lot by being called emo fag- and then im agonna say faggottt....all funny like how you did....he watched this stuff..so he is gonna be rofl

  • I love you! :)

  • BITCHIN HAIR :D

  • fuck off with the rude comments Hes amazing:P he so funny ;3

  • my fav comeback is "if you want to insult me your gonna have to atleast have the IQ of the fucking muffin i ate for breakfast"

  • you are like the guy version of my friend!!!

    

  • butter face

  • Ok i dont mean this at all but you did say mean so here goes right off the top of my head, you way of "funny" is like a dull rusty razor blade cutting through a mans testicles and your a callous soul-sucking heart-attack!!! <3 u haha

  • My sister just called me a gay ass fag right before I watched this video...I went and told her that it means Happy Donkey Cigerette. XD

  • I wish i had hair like that

  • I have bitchin hair :D hahaha :P

  • Ass Juice

  • Stupid fucking emo and scene kids evolved into Hipsters.

  • fucking fag

  • @OnewOrdJojO Maybe you outta be shuttin your mouth there^^ thanks

  • @emomexiXx whys that.. because i stand correctly?

  • @OnewOrdJojO Nope. if you dont have anything nice to say about to say about this than keep ur trap shut, mate

  • donkey kong mario turtle

  • Pimple but

  • agrreeedddd

  • i dnt understand y i am apparently emo when i aint at all.

  • OH and my come back is thank you cuz well like they ay killem wit kindness

  • in my way emo/ scene is a good thing cuz well THEY SEXAYY

  • I HAVE BITCH ASS HAIR!!

  • pyrobeastly necrophilliac phantism in a gorical state

  • yout camera used to suckkkk 

  • U SILLY FUNKY MONEY TOUNGE

  • One time my teacher called me emo.. . yeah, i said teacher. 0.0 I asked why, and she said because I had pretty hair.. . . o.o.

  • omg.....your hot! :D

  • Dude ur r so freaking hot! Emoness is like away of life 4 me cuz I'm an emoluv person. :)

  • ?*

  • You fornicating female puppy....hows that for a non cursing insults,

  • eh i used to be scene i guess lol the hair got too tireing! haha:)

  • Insult: get on your bike, you biggie (British put downs)

  • my insult is: HEY! yeah you, shut up.

  • im emo/scene<3......im proud of it too

  • another meaning of fag is a pile of sticks :}

  • My favorite insult to go tell mean people (that doesn't have any cussing in it) is: Go suck the flap of a narwhal! And while you're at ir.. STEP OFF MY BALLS!

    (:

  • hahaha insult (poop sack) 

  • Preach is Pastor.

  • okay so leave you a comment with no curse words and call you a name? okay i'll regret it but i love you and des! soo you bubble itching butt licking monkey! and des, you kitty eating leather dolphin pudding! xD thats kinda fun to say!

  • In this video,his cat looks smaller..and thinner..xD

  • Lol xD I have Tourettes, but i love when people make jokes about it xD

  • My fave insult/comeback is why don't you go get a longer neck cuz yours isn't long enough

  • bottom line is..it doesnt matter if your emo or a scene kid because your life has no value and the rest of the world just laughs at you and your ridiculous music

  • My insult to people is: you should go bungee jumping. Then your life would be a cycle. Starting with ripped rubber and ending with it too.

  • "Emo" definition: emo is short for emotional. Everyone has emotions and is emotional therefore we are all "emo". Emotional kids are overly emotional people that are depressed to the point where they want to physically cause themselves pain by cutting and or burning. I was a cutter for a while but stopped. I am still depressed and so called "emo". A common mistake made is confusing scenes with emotional kids. Recap: emos are emotional and depressed. Scenes are not.

  • Nate, You're a friggin RAINBOW CUP OF ORANGE JUICE!

    And Des is a RUBBERBAND FLAVORED DOLPHIN!!

    Have a nice day :D

    -Nikki

  • goddammit ur good looking

  • I liked it when you touched my mind! Feels good man ^_^

  • Omg thank u so much Jeezuz!! Finally ppl who r standing up! I worship the things u said cuz I'm called all those things nd I'm only 13. :( they used to throw rocks at me nd now they dnt well anymore. But thanks so much!

  • Guy: You're a fag.

    Me: Um, retard, a fag is a cigarette. So if I'm a fag, then that means I'm addicting. Thanks, man!

  • eat penguin shit you ass spelunker (stole that from south park :3)

  • i live by your words x_x

  • a good insult? umm.... You unintelligent being!

    here's one i've actually used: a kid said, "i hae great handwriting!" (his handwriting actually looks like a cat tried to write with it's tongue)

    so i said: 'You wouldn't even have good penmanship if you were using a typewriter!"

    his response: "Your mom's a typewriter!"

    me: WTF?!

    teacher: "don't say that word!"

  • Soooo technichaly we look hot when we call people faggot? I don't call people faggot but you look so hot when you do whatever sooo? I do get what you're trying to do though : )

  • SHHHHHUT UP!

  • poopdood. :l

  • Your a butt! or a bootyhole! those are my insults to people lol

  • I like this because video cuz its for all the douchebags that are always like are you emo? and im like stfu dick

  • Your a soulja boy! Thats my insult to the people I hate. Lol.

  • People shouldn't be labelled, I agree, but I'm human. I can't help but put people into labels of sorts in my head. >.>

  • GO STEP ON A LEGO. well, at least thats what I say when im mad at someone...

  • 2:07 THE CATS BACK

  • There is some guy using your picture as his on facebook !:O

  • I agree with you 101%!! people always call me emo just because of the way i dress. truth is they are just jelous cuz they cant look as good as me with out being fake.

  • The only reason you were born is because rubber isn't as reliable as it used to be

  • i hate when people call me emo becuz i have scene hair or wat evr u call it finally someone gets me

  • some kid: your a fail U: so was your moms abortion

  • AMEN TO THAT!!!!!!!!!

    I get called all different things all the time and I'm so sick of it!!! Finally there are others that agree!!!

  • people always call me emo because i wear black.....like up no im not depressed and i dont cut my self because i wear black like wow stupid butthole from the sun i hope they bury you face down when you die so you can see where your going.......haha jk i dont freak out that much hahahahahaha

  • Thank You, Finaly someone gets the diffrence between emo and scene! <3 x

  • did anyone notice his lack of eyebrow....?

  • I hate that! everyone calls me emo cause of my hair.....its black... :P

  • @linkbear4 ikr my hair is naturally blonde and i got a emo cut only bc i liked how it looked on me and everyone calls me emo even tho i dress like a normal girl!!! wtf?

  • The only hate I have for you is I hate how you have snakebites! and how your mouth goes to one side and your hair!! because.. it makes me want you </3 :'3

  • you unicorn pickle on a piece of bread........haha not my best i must say

  • Praise "Jesus" on the bread isle.

    Smells like coke in here.

  • YOU UNICORNIS PASTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • You should just be like, Well your an underwear licking soggy sock! And also, two camels in a tiny car. End of story, ALWAYS :)

  • is he gay or not ?

  • @pussaliah Uhm.. no.

  • "It's the same thing as calling someone scene or emo, or slut, or ... book. o.e"

    XDD

  • When me and my friend Sean were little we didn't even have comebacks we'd just say random shit and make our friend gasp if they were around.

    Bully- You suck at Wall Ball!

    Me- Yeah? Well you're a penguin, pal!

    Sean- *GASSSSP!!!!* Oh, snap.

    Bully- What?! What does it mean?

    Me- *Like a Boss face*

  • Emo is a music genre. I wish more people knew that. -.-

    Just because I have bitchin' hair, people call me scene.

    If I'm having a bad day, I wear a black shirt.

    I don't claim labels. I'm not chicken soup c:

  • @NinjaUnicornRainbow I agree with you completely.

    I get treated and feel the same way.

  • Everyone is emo, because emo means emotional, and everyone is emotional... Unless your a ROBOT!!!!!! <3

  • everybody asks me if im emo, or goth, or scene. im tecnicly scene, they say emo and scene, so i knoww they know the difference, so my friends always call them happy bundles of sticks.

  • i feel like youre actually quite attractive..?? weird??

  • everyone thinks im emo cuz i wear black skinny jeans like once a weeek

  • guys....guys.........i have bitchin hair

  • Are you retarded, look all of those words up in the dictionary. THE HAVE MORE THAN ONE MEANING FUCKING DUMB ASS. This is 2011, not 1820 where words had one meaning, and one meaning only.

  • you happy donkey cigarette

  • hehe incompetent small-minded Hippocrate see no cuss words :D

  • Thought I'd comment I'm Scene+Emo and I love it I am bullied but I look at the people bulling me and everytime they insult me I just say thank you or is that all you've got untill they run out of things to say. Mostly because it's how they feel about themselves like all of the popular girls call me a whore and I'm still a virgin. The guys call me an ugly bitch. Oh really whats your girlfriend like? It's the simpliest thing to do. Oh and your hair is awesome c:

  • @zyxwputable  good for you! and lol i like your come backs! :) lol whats your girlfriend like! LOL (y)

  • i get the emo thing lol...this may not be an insult but i somehow managed to get my whole english class to love the term 'wendy'..it means a girls vaginity. we had to amke up new slang terms and my group got a lil sexual...my mates said 'oh bet you did apeter pan on her' i said 'yeah u totally took her wendy'...having to explain and say this to the class with your english teacher is awkward

  • @emopunksoul ... .... You just made my day ;D

  • @IntrovertExtrovert hehe yay i made someone happy, giving an insight to my normal day lol

  • everybody thinks i'm scene but i'm not but i am emo....

  • 1:50 was cute. the high voice. "nno!"

  • ah thank youuuuuu

  • holey fuk a duck um i called my ex a pig but face i was pizzed but whatever lmao love u nathen

  • Sean Connery Is wearing a gorilla suit, therefore your argument is invalid.

  • Go eat a duck off an indian guy's pants.

    I got that b/c and indian kid told me to eat a duck off his no no square on his pants.^-^

  • what the flying french toast is wrong wiff you people xD

  • Isn't emo actually a derivitive of hardcore rock? 'Emocore' Shortened from the much fuller mouth of words 'Emotive Hardcore'.

    People who call themselves emo are too desperate to be pushed into a group, or to be accepted as something they aren't.

    People who call others emo are too desperate to undertand something they could never hope to get, or feel the need to label and judge based on outer appearance and stereotypes.

    Calm your toast, guys. Instead of being'emo', why not just be yourself?

  • @ApocolypticSauce Thumbs up from me!!!

  • Hey read, don't laugh at this. Just do it! Start thinking of something you really really want, because this is astonishing. The person who sent this said their wish came true after 10 minutes they read the mail, so i said what the heck! You have been visited by Dr Suess The cat in the hat ,he will grant you one wish, make your