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  • The three little pigs all look like Practical Pig (the brick-house building pig from the classic Disney Cartoon). They don't have the fiddling pig or the flute-playing pig. And did Slinky even get the rights from Disney to use the characters? Talk about cheap and possibly copyright infringement!

  • why is the string from the first pig coming out of his pants?!?!

  • That three lil pigs thing looks like it came from the $ store

  • OMG! it`s a animal centipede!!

  • the last pig isn't so lucky

  • cheaply made thats a shame it had the potential to be an iconic child hood memory

  • the pig & wolf centipede

  • the pig is happy that your pulling him with the "string"

  • @lahlyndss god your so funny. AND SEXY.

  • pig, pig, pig, wolf train? gross

  • is that string an umbilical cord?

  • the big bad wolf is the bottom bitch XD

  • SLinky dog = Toystory.

  • a dick stuck in ass and its goes on and on

  • pigs and wolf foursome LoL

  • Piggy Centipede

  • @BillyMouth wait hes pulling it too...

  • look where da string is

  • toys back in the day were so much better than todays crap. you actually had to move or use your imagination now its just here have a Nintendo ds and shut up lol

  • Hand car Slinky looks like Mario and Luigi XD.

  • The Three Little Pigs: Secrets from the Hands Down Under

  • The wolf is having ANAL SEX!!!

  • AM I SERIOUSLY THE ONLY ONE THAT THINKS IT LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE ALL HAVING ANAL SEX?! 

  • Can you try to show everyone the slinky hippo and the slinky elephant pull toys.

  • Porcine centipede

  • It looks like the pig is pissin string i mean really!

  • new toys grat

  • This little pig went, "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! I'm coming! Pull my string again!

  • umm u pulled it in its penis

  • wow no body notice where the slinkys and were there hands are be tween there feet there hol ding a gi ant testical attach to each others

  • @BillyMouth his stomach

  • Piggy slinkypede!!! XD

  • I WANT A SLINKY DOG. :D

  • Look @ were the pull string is coming from on the first little pig

  • It's not beautiful T_T

  • @BillyMouth his bellybutton? :O

  • @xxxanimelovahxxx no.its tied to the hose dangling between his legs

  • They are so Cute

  • Have you ever considered selling your collection cause from what you said about the rarity this could be worth a preety penny.

  • Its sucks to be that last pig. He is gonna get eaten.

  • THIS WAS UPLOADED ON MI DAD'S BDAY

  • @puppie406 I.D.G.A.F.!!

  • @2345Pikachu whaaaaaat?

  • @2345Pikachu ohh i dont give a fuck

  • @2345Pikachu  wfyt!!

  • @puppie406 I.D.G.A.F. = I DUNT GIVE A FUCK!

  • @2345Pikachu i knowwfyt meand well fuck you too

    

  • Very cool!

  • the string comes out of his crotch XD

  • that string looks wrong

  • Fail

  • Couldn't they have tried harder to make that better looking? "I mean REALLY" I would have liked to see the pigs have metal springs like the other slinkies had perhaps and maybe the wheels actually idk MOVE???

  • @lahlyndss O_____O

  • you rock. i missed your videos.

  • I brother had one of those, it lasted about 10 minutes before breaking the spring.. boy they sure don't make them like they used to..

  • cute but it looks like something u would find in a dollar store

  • @BillyMouth from the belly button.

  • @Bethintx1 lol

  • wat is the wolf doing.......HAHA

  • I'm surprised you didn't add a sexual innuendo....

  • @BillyMouth c'mon!! it's in the belly button not the crotch :P LOL u sure wanted to hear "i mean really" coming out of Mikes mouth haha

  • The placement of da springs and rope is funny

  • Their expressions along with the position of the rope has me concerned... lol

  • :O i have one of these but my springs are yellow!!

  • Mega animal orgy?

  • If this toy had been made in the current generation, you would fine a million dirty things about it. The springs coming out of an innappropriate area attatching to an innappropriate area. You give it praise because it's rare. But I know this would be a completely different review (dirty?) if it were made recently.

  • SO basically from the looks of it, when it breaks, the first pig escapes and leaves his 2 other brothers for dead.

  • Mike, look where the string's coming from XD

  • @wifibrawler3501 i agree lols did u notice its ...id rather not say lols

  • @dorothy9998 Yes. It's the pig's penis. =P

  • @wifibrawler3501 He must be VERY happy when you pull that string. ;)

  • @wifibrawler3501 yeah so what it's coming from his belly button

  • @wifibrawler3501 I mean REALLY! XD

  • you said you only know of two others in existance twice

  • @lahlyndss 155 now lol

  • The views.. they are OVERRR 900- *shot*

  • I could see that breaking so fast!! Still, for when it worked I'm sure it amused kids :)

  • Basically it means to me is "Run from the Furry Molester".SEE??Even the first pig has long "Hot Dog". ;P

  • it would have been funny if you woulld made a joke about where the string and springs were places at. I mean really

  • "Pick your B"

  • cheaply made but still cool

  • the swinetipede 

  • All their hands are down and hidden... that looks odd to me.

  • I'm surprised you didnt make a comment on the position of the pull string

  • mantrain... pigtrain?

  • @BillyMouth The belly button. ^.^

  • sry...but it looks like gangbang......

  • @lahlyndss ew and lol

  • i luv slinky toys i used to love them when i was a kid

  • oh the days when the picture on the box NEVER matched the actual product.

  • looks like there doing each other in the butt

  • Did i miss something? There weren't new vids for near 4 months and now he's posted 5-6 in two days. Good to see you back.

  • it looks like junk. what is it a conga line?!

  • orgy train

  • also the string is coming out of the pigs crotch... kinda surprised he didnt comment on that

  • It looks like a gay orgy of pigs... and a wolf O_O'

  • That should be a fail the string is coming out of the 1st pigs crotch :| and the way they are holding the slinky doesn't look right either

  • Look where the string is located on the first pig!

  • you been reviewing lots of toys nowadays

    FTW man

  • I agree it looks cheap like it was made in China.

  • @wildbilltexas Made in Canada and USA at the time. Most toy production did not move to China until the Early 1990's

  • do u ve a toy factory ?

  • For future videos, that is...

  • I would love to know of any prices you have off the top of your head, just to be amazed. :D

  • lol zombie pigmen minecraft ftw

  • hey mike do you have any old warner brothers/ looney tunes toys

  • @RelaxNplay64 I have LOTS of Looney Tunes toys, but none are Fails. They were too well designed and thought out!

  • check where the string is

  • When I first looked at the title, I thought it said "Stinky Three Little pigs".

  • ummm how about the major fail that they are going from crotch of one to bum of the next an so on....in a round springy fashion!!!

    oh and the look on the big bad wolf's face!?!?

  • ummm how about the major fail that they are going from crotch of one to bum of the next an so on....in a round springy fashion!!!

  • Anyone notice where the string comes out from? xD

  • i saw the slinky hand man thing at a flea market for 5 bucks -.-...........

  • that thing became my grandmas dogs chew toy..O.O BIG MASTAKE

  • How come the springs are yellow on the box, but the actual toy has blue springs?

  • human centipede.

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  • Post more videos like this.

  • Really cool seeing these rare toys.

  • 4 way butt sex train

  • I missed you! I'm so glad you're back, MIke!!! Keep em comin!

  • ha the string is on the pigs crotch

  • Thank you for posting new videos! I really enjoy it when I look at my subscriptions and see you've added new fail toys. They always make me laugh.

  • YAY! NEW TOY VIDEOS! :D

    I've missed these reviews.

  • Ummmm i can think of one other reason why they r so rare....i mean they has thir partenrs spring in their botox

  • dumb toy

  • It would be funny if he broke the toy during the review

  • The slinky dog is sooooo cute!

  • It kink of looks like a fail toy, heh.

  • did anyone notice the pigs r happy to see u

  • i think it's a fail, just because where the rope is on the first pid, Ur Suppost to pull it !!!!

  • looks like a pig orgy

  • That seems to be in Great condition.

  • to be honest that looks like pig on pig on pig on wolf action...

  • Um, that toy looks just well....WRONG!!! Looks like there conjoint at the crotch.

  • so... what would have you done if the spring broke on camera while recording it?

  • i really love these retro toys its almost worthy of its own retro toy channel. Think about it Mike. :)

  • I have all of those since i was 5

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  • im surprized u didnt say anything... dirty about this.. eh toy

    

  • Somehow, someday soon, this will be Lady Gaga's next damned costume.

  • @normsantoro haha thats my fav. comment

  • your toy collection amazes me how did you get all of these toys

  • wicked

  • Well to be fair the slinky toys there all looked rather cheap...

  • mike mozart is back!!!!!!!!!!!! been waiting for you to upload forever, btw love the vids they are supper hilarious

  • so.. the wolf has got the smallest? (sry.. wasn't able to make me stop :D )

  • That toy is the bull shit thing I've ever seen xD looks very valuable though :)

  • I'm pretty sure I could make one of those from scratch XD

  • Human Centepede.....for kids!

  • that looks wrong lol

  • i wonder what it looks like inside your house. I would have so much fuuunnnnnnn

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  • How much was it??

  • why cant YOU send me a frend request? that would be more special:)

  • It's lame, but the wolf is cute.

  • im so happy that your making videos again! thanks for being awesome!

  • NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO wtf, i found this in my basement last year and sold it at a garage sale for like 5 bucks!!!! :(

  • Mike since you are planning on making a Toy Museum (I think I heard you say that) what state (Or country hehe) will it be in?

  • 7/17/2011 shall now be known as Mike Mozart's annual slinky day.

  • Mike :O you should reveiw your Nightmare before christmas talking jack skellington <3 (or anything else of it you own)

  • Hello. I would really appreciate if you could do a video on that terminator box that you showed for quite a while ago? and I do not think I'm the only one who wants a video about them :) please mike please!!! :D

  • Mike, you have the life I want. You have almost every single toy in existence out there! Keep doing these retro toy reviews, I love them! Retro is amazing!

  • ew I hated plastic slinkies >.<

  • WhT is the point of this...

  • omg THATS A RARE TOY? O_O i have that toy :D

  • you forgot to mention where the string starts o.O

  • how rare is it? (joke wise i mean)

  • @SmashLiXs It's so rare Mike got trichinosis just reviewing it!!! (ya know... a desiese contracted from eating rare pork...) please don't "boo"...

  • @pixietwitch Ah Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha hahaha ha ha ha ha Ha . . . . . not really! Hee Hee

  • @pixietwitch i don.....oh now i half get it. eh not funny enough

  • @pixietwitch lmao epic!

  • i saw that in my 6th grade math teachers class by the window,near alot more other toys'n stuff