DFU PRESENTS: The Truth About the Alec Baldwin Tape

[Condor512]

Good one Doug.

But the thing is Alec Baldwin is THE perfect type of person to be mayor of NYC. New Yorkers seem to like having crazy people run their city. The midget tyrant Bloomie is a prime example. Rudy wasn't much better with his contempt of the US Constitution, like seizing property of people who were arrested but not convicted of a crime and his "the 2nd Amendment 'doesn't work' in NYC". It'll be interesting to see what laws Mayor Alec can dream up. I bet they'll be real WEINERS (/s)

[TeeHeeHee99]

Commie Alec is a dick. He is the biggest lowlife scumbag and most worthless piece of human debris in the world. He is totally out of control and in need of electro-shock therapy. Alec is A JOKE! We're still waiting for you to leave America commie jewish supremacist Alec.

[schneeth]

my bad... missed that part. whew! thank god you were joking.

[stevepote]

Can someone explain to me what the hell this is all about? I'm in England and haven't heard about this story.

[schneeth]

Are you kidding me!? I can't believe somebody is this desperate to defend Alec Baldwin! This is sad. Sean Hannity is bad, but this is REDICULOUS! I'm gonna go puke now.

[dougfromupland]

It was labeled "parody." I did this to mock the out of control Alec Baldwin. He is a major leage ***hole.

[prrolg]

That's a terrible way to talk to your child.Whoever is responsible in small part or large for releasing that tape to the media should be ashamed of themselves.Any one who thinks it is funny is a bit twisted to say the least.

[gopman64]

Man, your awesome !! Hilarious stuff. I LOVE it when these self-righteous liberal morons show us their true colors !!

[BriTin1729]

What about when Alec said "I don't care if your 12 years old or 11 years old...?" Hannity isn't 11 or 12.

[dougfromupland]

Alec was probably drunk.

[ravagetime]

Did you see Hannity's debate with Mayor Rocky Anderson? It was kind of cruddy, nobody won.

[dougfromupland]

Didn't see the Hannity/Anderson debate.

[nintendodsmariokart]

Oh yes Hannity is a fool.

[kcro25]

An abuser, that's who would leave a message like that for his daughter. Hey, I have an idea, I am going to recommend that she pick up a copy of Lundy Bancroft's "Why Does He Do That-Inside The Minds Of Angry & Controlling Men". Then maybe she can see Alec's behavior for what it is. That of a plain-as-day abuser!

[brooksdude]

I knew a guy whose father pulled the gun out of the closet on him. this is childs play. alec, don't call the little bitch, just wise up and walk away. let her live her life .

[dougfromupland]

Thanks for the anecdote, but I hope you're not a father. Calling an 11-year-old girl "the little bitch." Come on.

[dougfromupland]

Perhaps Alec enjoyed being called Alex a few times. Come on "Alex," leave a comment for us here.

[dougfromupland]

Doh! As many times as I watched it while creating it and then afterwards, I can't believe I missed it ---- yes, it is "diatribe" and not "diabribe" at the end.

[buzz851]

funny!!!!

[Kellyannk308]

HEYY Doug this is Seven of Nine at FR HONEY I think Alec need some anger managerment classes what kind of father talk to his daughter like that

[dougfromupland]

No father I have ever known would have talked like that to his child for missing a phone call.

[dougfromupland]

My guess is that the judge did not allow Alec to meet with his daughter yesterday, April 20th. What do you think?

[StoogeWatcher]

If YouTube was around in 2000, you could have done one on how Baldwin promised to move to France if Bush were President.

[SnowBoarderBoy]

fuckin hilarious

[usmc7242]

sAME KIND OF CRAP SOME PARENT'S PULL: yOU MAKE ME ASHAMED! yOU EMBARRASS ME! (love them caplocks...)

[dougfromupland]

Ireland was born October 23, 1995. So we know something that her daddy apparently does not know --- she is 11.

[robsan62]

How do you give Alec Baldwin a lobotomy? Feed him some Ex-lax.

What's the difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and Alec Baldwin lying in the road? There are skid marks in front of the skunk.

What's the difference between Alec Baldwin and Mikhail Gorbachev? One is a Communist whose career is in the toilet and the other is the former Soviet Premier.

[dittoheadAZ]

LOL

[tadsgirl]

How many "me" and "I" references are in this?

[drphogg]

This guy needs supervision if he is around children.

[brivette1151]

Doug, great satire! I love your FreeRepublic posts, btw. And you should have won on Bill Bennets contest.

[dougfromupland]

Thanks for the comments. I was really disappointed that Bennett didn't choose one of my songs.

[dougfromupland]

DECEMBER 1998 -- Late Night with Conan O'Brien on NBC actor Alec Baldwin jumped from his chair to scream "We would stone Henry Hyde to death and we would go to their homes and we'd kill their wives and their children!"

[Libslayer]

Poor Alex. I really hate seeing him humiliated this way by a 12 yo girl!