Hacker Guy From Jurassic Park

[GivepeaceachanceJL]

NEWMAN!

[jsfyfield]

CTRL-C is your friend

[loludidit]

asdasdawsasd

[demonx406]

ah good ol gr_osview lolol

[Ctaylor83]

Numan!



[InnerSpaceTravel1]

"You know what they call Jurassic Park in France? Le Hacker Royale...asdf asdf asdf..."

[taleya]

SU MOTHERFUCKEr. DO YOU USE IT?



[thePEOPLEperson1]

Wow I love how those would never be the actual commands you would use.

[MrZomfgwtfbbq]

Anyone notice how its the sound of a mechanical keyboard being clicked?!!

[opsyria]

Dennis Nedry or Dennis Nerdy ?

[RobertoMoreno94]

I love all these 90ies movies with old Computers where only the freaks know what to do in cases like this one here.

[PharodWormhair]

Hold on to your butts

[shoespeak]

Its a UNIX!

[dimlight]

@shoespeak SGI IRIX

[WindowsSoftwareDe]

guy to a woman: "make me a sandwich"

woman: "make it yourself"

guy: "sudo make sandwich"

woman: "ok"

[frightenedwhispers]

@WindowsSoftwareDe That's the oldest joke in the book. It has run it's course and needs to die.

[DiscoBiscuit06]

@WindowsSoftwareDe oh you read xkcd good for you

[123456789robbie]

@WindowsSoftwareDe she didn't ask for his password

[DoBrigh]

motherfucking hackers on a motherfucking server

[ihatebabycows]

hello, Newman!

[hardstyle905]

the magic word is cheeseburger

[csiew88]

If I knew about Unix back in 2009, I would have screamed "UNIX!!!" when I was watching Jurassic Park in class...

[kionay]

the magic word is.... "what?"

visual basic mothafucka

do you SPEAK it?!?

[JediPrime7]

My God...Samuel L. Jackson is everywhere!

[xXDRAGONKILLER687Xx]

NEWMAN!

[robyboy718]

thats not fucking unix. thats english :/ stupid personifications.

[Tapajara]

John Arnold was not a hacker. What he even says in this clip is "I hate this hackin' crap!" Actually, I feel the same way. Hackers are the guys who like to break into software systems that were written by people smarter than they are.

[lesleyhenriquez]

@Tapajara That not a hacker. That a computercracker.

The guy eating soup with a fork is a hacker.

The girl that built a synthetic aperture radar at home is a hacker.

[TheAstro30]

@Tapajara actually he said "God damn, I hate this hacker bullshit"

[lucky540er]

God Damn these mother F******* fags on this mother F******* Park!

[AlexOnFyre]

Samuel L obviously learned his computer troubleshooting techniques by playing Zork 2.

[BueyBear]

0:06 smoke that butt, fuck

[simonkamakazi]

sudo apt-get purge fat traitor cunt

[LazyJLazy]

Shudda made a gui in visual basic

[TheMalfoyBoy]

"PLEASE! Goddamn it - I hate this hacker crap!" Best line in the entire movie - LOL

[somewhitekid3]

blackguy@computer:~$ wget ALL_RESTRICTED_FILES

(doesnt work)

black guy: shit! im out of ideas

[NeoHoshi]

Looks like an 8 bit commodore BASIC shell? ROFL

[SuperSmashDolls]

@NeoHoshi uh no, it's an SGI Irix terminal. Y'know, a Unix system. You should know this.

[NeoHoshi]

@SuperSmashDolls Really? Unfortunately I dont have a ton of experience with linux / unix at this point in time.

Do you know me? lol

[SuperSmashDolls]

@NeoHoshi One of the more famous quotes in the movie is "It's a UNIX system, I know this". I was making a pun when writing my last response.

[NeoHoshi]

@SuperSmashDolls Ah okay lol. Not seen this since I was a kid :)

[l80sman104]

To be honest, that didn't look like a unix shell.

[SuperSmashDolls]

I am curious as to why they would have both SGI and Macintosh workstations... especially when the last thing you'd want in an industrial control system is real-time hardware-drawn computer graphics and desktop publishing software.

[willowtreephoto]

@SuperSmashDolls He's a hacker, he does what he wants.

[davvvvo]

samuel l jackson

[railfail]

"Uh, uh, uhhhh. You're not a fat bastard. Uh, uh, uhhhh. You're not a fat bastard."

[dubs19842009]

5 people didn't say the magic word.

[TigerTaint]

@dubs19842009 you really thought that was fresh and clever after you posted it, didn't you?

[randy7027]

@Every1Tubes actually your wrong.

[JISINSANE3]

Fuck, Nedry has them CM-5 frostburgs hacked!

[IndianaParkWars]

the magic word is no

[CoolGuyWithExplosion]

Should have used a GUI interface using visual basic..

[bertdasquirt1]

@CoolGuyWithExplosion then they would've been able to track down that killer!

[TheSwanies]

@CoolGuyWithExplosion WTF!?! All Microsoft-based Tech sucks :D

[Cross8ow]

@TheSwanies watch?v=hkDD03yeLnU&feature=re­lated !!!!

[RenegadeFury]

black ppl cant secure their network

[webmastertool]

@RenegadeFury Why did i have a feeling that i would see a racist comment lol people like you are PREDICTABLE :D

[DevinTClark]

Newman!

[turbokayaker]

rm-rf

[minutemuse]

Newman . . . .

[imalwayswatchingu00]

harrharr haaaaaauuur

harrharr haaaaaaauur

[gesi1223]

...Newman!

[vaf88]

yeah i would put in the same access denied screen on my unix system

[stan464]

ROFL @ sundhaug92 (electriccage start) sudo init.d/10kvolts start) haha

[honolulugator]

thats sardO accent on the O

[packaderm135]

i didnt realize that samuel l jackson was in this movie.

[cfr94363]

sudo service electricfence start :(

[PastelStudios]

ah ah ah you did'nt say the magic word ah ah ah, PLEASE!!!! god damnit i hate this hacking crap

[Lifehost]

CLassic

[Core2QX]

lol a pic of robert oppenheimer and next to a pic with a nuke

[crazydog99007]

Damn this hacker crap, if only it was a unix

Jurrassic park OS the only one to change from a unix to mac to dos and back to unix

[Dmasterman]

@Defrector Why google?

[TVBrittany]

LoL I still can't believe I met Wayne...Check out my page to see my interview with Wayne!

[demonkoryu]

>sudo access main security grid

BUT.....

OK.

DO YOU WANT TO VIEW PORN WHILE WAITING TO CONNECT?

[livardo]

HOLD ON TO YOUR BUTTS!

[sheilaloo]

Nedry, our lives are in your hands and you have Buttafingers?

[dutchfett]

This guy beheaded Jango Fett, but could not make it back off the island in Jurassic Park. Oh well...

[mdeonx16]

TYPE IN SUDO!!!!

[Jesant13]

This is an awesome scene, haha.

[rahulseth2007]

>access main security grid

access:PERMISSION DENIED ..... AND ....

YOU DIDN'T SAY THE MAGIC WORD!

YOU DIDN'T SAY THE MAGIC WORD!

YOU DIDN'T SAY THE MAGIC WORD!

YOU DIDN'T SAY THE MAGIC WORD!

LOVE THIS SCENE

[Every1Tubes]

the magic word is sudo

[ExploiterMetal]

nah man it's su sudo sounds like sumo wait sumo rocks

[WorldGenesis]

@Every1Tubes LOL :D

[Dmasterman]

@Every1Tubes Why Sudo?

[macbeasty]

@Dmasterman

sudo is a linux thing. not for for lamen understanding

[Dmasterman]

@macbeasty but why would the password have been sudo?

[macbeasty]

@Dmasterman the password wouldn't have been sudo. you type sudo to override things like like a password prompt

[Dmasterman]

@macbeasty Maybe Nedry somehow de-activated the prompt. or something . :/

[peaceboy100000000000]

@Every1Tubes hmm but what will be the sudo password?

[sundhaug92]

@Every1Tubes sudo rm -rf dinosaurs, or sudo mv dinusaurs cage && sudo /etc/init.d/electric-fence start ?

[SuperSmashDolls]

@Every1Tubes Did IRIX machines even have sudo?

[coondogtheman1234]

ah ah ahh, you didnt say the magic word.

PLEASE!!! Goddammit I hate this hacker crap.

LOL.

I have that ah ah ah you didnt say the magic word line in a .WAV file from this movie both in movie and raw with no BG noise.

[jiroumochidzuki]

I wish my computer beeped when it was computing.....

[Bl4z3r82]

This isnt the one where the fuckin shark ate him? DID YOU SEE JUICE? THAT WAS A GOOD MOVIE!!!!

[Yay74attack]

YOU DIDN'T SAY THE MAGIC WORDS

[Gforcebond]

a glassic Samuel Jackson line. Please!!!!!!!!!!! I hat this hacker crap!

[Michelle00Hunt]

I've had it with these motherfucking hackers, in this motherfucking park!

[asaturn]

I totally forgot he was in this movie!

[popnfat]

Hello Newman

[foodlovingpig]

@popnfat Hello, Jerry!

[chembro84]

Newman!

[sk8s4MCR]

high five to you then :D

[sk8s4MCR]

HAAAAAAXXX!!!!!

*high five to anyone who gets the reference :D*

[tp1212121]

@sk8s4MCR *High fives*

[gmodfan11]

Ah AH AH u didnt say the magic word

[BJ22PIANO]

This is my favorite part of the movie.

[leafloev]

Ah ah ah. You didn't say the magic words. ah ah ah, ah ah ah

[wisteela]

Classic.

[quantumdude]

The man on the picture is Robert Oppenheimer, father of the atomic bomb....

[welhungjohnson]

Why is there a picture of a donut taped on the monitor?

[twizy123]

if you mean the picture in the first frame, that is a tree in a thought bubble...

[welhungjohnson]

At 0:15 on the left side of the screen there is a picture of a glazed donut on the monitor.

[Nuclear66]

Dinosaurs, sharks, mother fucking snakes, new neighbors, and hacking are some of the very few things that have proven to be a match for Samuel L. Jackson.

[cc10266]

@Nuclear66 Racists too, don't forget racists. (A Time To Kill)

[Dmasterman]

@Nuclear66 And Sith.

[Nouseeker]

@Nuclear66 Emperor Palpatine too... Emperor Palpatine riding a dinosaur would probably be overkill though

[psyenergy1]

@Nuclear66 new neighbors what dose that spose to mean

[Cullick10]

@psyenergy1 he is making a reference to the movie "Lakeview Terrace" with Samuel L. Jackson

[xBreakxDownx88]

@Nuclear66 and sith lords

[jedispy]

@Nuclear66 You forgot dark lords of the Sith

[delta1O5]

@Nuclear66 Don't forget about the Dark Lord of the Sith.

[ph3rtehHDawg]

@Nuclear66 Don't forget the Blue Screen of Death!

[Garnettoi71]

'Ahahahaha. You didn't say the magic word!' *Repeats 50 times,*

'PLEASE!!! GODDAMMIT I HATE THIS HACKER CRAP!!!!'

[Conchobhar]

I always heard "GREAT SCOTT! DAMN IT, I HATE THIS HACKER CRAP."

[DinoDude65]

How did you manage that?

[Conchobhar]

I watch Back to the Future a lot.

[DinoDude65]

Ahhh!

[ilikzim]

PLEASE!!!!!

[stickstupid]

owned

[doseryder]

haha... Samuel L Jackson is a hacker guy.

[DaironY]

hahahha i love this scene! great nineties informatics systems :D

[mightycowhero]

uhh uhh uhhh.... you didn't say the magic word!!

[docson19]

PLEEASSEEEEEEEE!!!!

[StarBoy62]

And...........................­..................

YOU DIDN'T SAY THE MAGIC WORD! YOU DIDN'T SAY THE MAGIC WORD! YOU DIDN'T SAY THE MAGIC WORD! YOU DIDN'T SAY THE MAGIC WORD! YOU DIDN'T SAY THE MAGIC WORD! YOU DIDN'T SAY THE MAGIC WORD! YOU DIDN'T SAY THE MAGIC WORD! ROFL!

[sickVoDKa]

does he say I hate this hacker crap

of hack of crap?

[aldjgklsdlkgg]

"hacker crap"

[DixieBanjo]

Who is the man in the Black and White Picture with the pipe?

[ECG3485]

J. Robert Oppenheimer (1904--1967), scientist involved in the making of the atomic bomb.

[SpazH3d]

I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING HACKERS ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING ISLAND!

Did i mention dinosaurs? I think i did.

[darkwraith07]

Good way to piss off your boss, lol.

[blueoxide7]

cool, i am an immensly fast typer

[darkwraith07]

Classic!

[blueoxide7]

i love the sound of keyboards...does anyone know how or which site ther is to leanr to type fast and easily? like ray? reply !!1

[GTRJoe]

Your pretty gay...gonna learn to type fast and jack off to it...your pretty gay

[blueoxide7]

yeh well ur gay...if u have nothing nice or fun or worthy to say dont say it at all flabber lump

[liberate98]

Typing fast takes time and skill.

Mostly when people that type fast have good reactions it's just like writing fast but the difference is you want to be perfect in your writing but typing is easier.

[DANIMAL515]

it would have been awesome if he was like

IM SO TIRED OF THESE MOTHERFUCKIN DINOSAURS ON THIS MOTHERFUCKIN ISLAND!!!!!!

[neyway]

how come the one chick can secure jurassic park but samuel l jackson cant?

[halfbite]

Because they reset the system by manually booting it from the maintenance shed. Which is when Arnold & Muldoon were killed by the raptors on their way to it.

[neyway]

how come the one chick can secure jurassic park but samuel l jackson cant?

[Slayerlx]

SAMUAL JACKSON LOLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[slightcrazed]

chmod 777 security grid

DUH!!!

[baconandeggs78]

What about it?

[slightcrazed]

You have obviously never sat in front of a unix server before.

It's kind of a play on industry parlance. In the clip the actor types: access security grid and receives the response "permissions denied". On a unix system you would receive this message if your program did not have executable permission. To add that permissions you would do:

chmod 777

followed by the name of the executable.

Get it now? I can't believe I just explained all of that.

[moonlitmurloc]

That's one brave thing to do, hack Samuel L Jackson's computer: I heard somewhere that he is a mushroom cloud-laying mothafucker...

[ThatEvilGuy]

Does anybody else love keyboard typing in movies? I love those clicky sounds.

[Pontus42]

Yeah its so calming somehow. Its almost like smoking a cigarette.

[JANGOMANGO123456]

i love the mouse clicking

[DanCamFXPro]

What is the name of the guy in the picture smoking the pipe?

[MulletManSam]

J Robert Oppenheimer

[DanCamFXPro]

Thanks Man

[baconandeggs78]

Didnt he create the Atomic Bomb?

[MulletManSam]

He's credited for it, yes. And he lived with the guilt of it for the rest of his life.

[reflectivegoat]

Oppenheimer, right?

[Umprella]

I can't believe I just now realized that "Nedry" is an anagram of "nerdy". I'm such an idiot.

[Archin184]

ok you could be right on that one haha! it kinda looks like a tree

[Archin184]

and the tree? well if theres a baby boom, houses need to be built and that means destroying trees! well thats my theory anyway :D

[MulletManSam]

The picture says "Beginning of Baby Boom" and the other picture is a nuclear explosion. The man pictured helped make the nuke, which ended the war, and... started the baby boom.

[Archin184]

the picture says: big mistake if baby boom

[Archin184]

imagine if JP was real and you were working over there, how cool!