Postal Dude Badass Voice Quotes

[paleknight1]

Someone stole my donuts now your all gonna pay!

[Disembob]

0:41 Hell no it doesn't annoy me. I enjoy it.

[Solex750]

Lol Guns dont kill people I do

[pelle33FTW]

miss this voice the new one in postal 3 is just not the same :(

[Nuth34d]

I REGRET NOTHING.

[shzlost]

Hey Chico, I need an alternator for an '87 da fuck you !

[STSouthpark2010]

Even though the Postal Dude's voice in Postal III is good, This voice still is way better.

[mrmatruska50]

fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck you.

[THEWHOPPERMAN1]

5:47 sopa

[ImACreeperSSSSSS]

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

[Greatcheezer2021]

get down..get down if you dont want to die..GET THE FUCK DOWN!

[Sane658]

why isnt he voicing the dude in postal 3?

[MonkeyManWill]

@Sane658 They recorded some of the stuff from him, but then he disappeared. Literally.

[gggrow]

Please take a seat

[MXOY99]

i never heard him say I Need To Piss etc etc... whys that? i never pee in it either... is it im to quick through the game?

[Halowars1002]

@MXOY99 He says: ,,I need to Piss'' etc. on Friday.

[MastaDJMax]

Look mate, two things about this:

1. These are not selected quotes, it sounds more like these are ALL the quotes.

2. You didn't leave space between the quotes. Annoying TBH.

[1kG1Vegeta]

@MastaDJMax stop whining

[MastaDJMax]

@1kG1Vegeta I'm just saying.

[BoggyKV]

@omfgturtle23 are you serious? He died?..

[HEAVYMETALGODS86feb9]

the part whenhe says CHICO and i cant stop lol like MARK HAMILL JOKER

[Deverax1337]

WTB Rick Hunter back. The new voice actor is bad...

[omfgturtle23]

@Deverax1337 hes great and rick hunter died

[longestpeanut]

@ThePostaldude666 No shit

[ThorinSHR]

Don't even bother pirating Postal III. Rick Hunter isn't present.

[glitchedgamer]

@ThorinSHR I was devastated, but damn hitting people with the machete makes up for it.

[glitchedgamer]

Duke Nukem can suck it.

[HappyEmU95]

"Did I ask for cheese?"

[HannuSKorvala]

In postal 3, the dude sucks. Instead of saying: "Guns don't kill people, I do." He says: "Guns don't kill people, bullets do... see?" Also the voice actor changed to a shittier one

[fiscornioman]

Thumbs the fuck up if you always liked the Dude more than Duke Nukem or whatever other guy.

[azmanabdula]

@b2005ks dude.....check out this commentator

/user/XReignSupremeX

[SeriousPan]

This guy beats Serious Sam and Duke Nukem. =D

[mssmjscss]

"Mmm, smells like chicken!"

...says I after launching like 9 napalm bombs at a cop and two bums.  Playing Postal 2 FUCKING RULES!!!

[Zinammo]

Thats the ticket!

[Imhornydadcomeinside]

PWUAFO!

[vamplord50]

"Are you gonna sign this or will it be your surviving family members" HAAAAHAAAHA

[wernerase]

running with scissors must make postal 2 on new unreal engine !

[plankydude]

HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY

[MrZoider]

I regret nothing

[wwefreak62]

"Does my voice annoy you?"

Nope, just keep on talking p dude, you're awesome.

[Posterdude95]

wish they would make an HD version of Postal 2.

[Abon666]

@Posterdude95 If it also have better loading-times it would be glorious.

[amazingcomedy2]

I love his voice here, I can't believe they replaced Rick Hunter with the new guy, the new guy doesn't have that badass voice like Hunter did.

[k4rn4ge01]

Fascinating

[Deverax1337]

Duke Nukem is a little bitch when compared with Postal Dude.

[alexandruguzzonato]

@Deverax1337 Actually you can group them like this: The Postal Dude from Postal 2 and Duke from Duke Nukem 3D are cool mofos and The Postal Dude from Postal 3 and Duke from Duke Nukem Forever suck the most major ass in video gaming since the Big fucking bang!

[MonkeyManWill]

@alexandruguzzonato I liked Postal 3 and Duke Nukem Forever.

[ELLINASG10]

@Deverax1337 postal ftw;p

[Ununs3pt1um]

4:56 !

[killermat9]

Damn here I was, just enjoying my Second Amendment rights, and you people have to freak out on me!

[misstenebrae]

So many years have passed..but I still think this is the sexiest voiceover in a game ever %)

[HybridKenji999]

i love postal dude voice

[stidza98]

Now the flowers will grow.lol

[MrGlassKeys]

Behold, Postal Dude.

And his 1056 variations of "fuck" and "fuck you"

[ethan8804]

some one stole my donets and now your all going to pay!!!!!

[Ramutis0]

And One Just Becouse I Can, And One Becouse I Have Ammo Left, And One Couse Your Fugly, And One For Bobo The Space Monkey, And One For Little Johnny, And One For The Pope, And One For Your Mother.

[TheCombine07]

"HAPPY FUCKIN BIRTHDAY" you got to love it

[Cillik1]

love 1:39

[bmbak]

I'm playing black ops with you right now, you're hilarious.

[cika5532]

postal for Everyone

[ari77o]

James hetfield

[TheBrokenDS1]

my alltime favorite line is "yeah baby, i am the lizard king", i love postal.......

[Lapunzel7]

Doesn't this guy sound like Ted Williams? that Homeless guy with the voice?

[CRYSIS1712]

FUCK



[paleknight1]

Ssomebody stole my donuts now you all are gonna pay!

[paleknight1]

Ssomebody ate all my donuts now you all are gonna pay!

[imtryingtowatchvids]

i think u missed this ones, when u go searching for an xmas tree, he says No, Nop, Not that one... etcetera..

[xmorierx]

Does anyone know the guy who does the dude's voice??

[PrototypeGoreMachine]

@xmorierx Rick Hunter.

[GrandTheftQuotes]

thanks for uploading this, this guy is a badass, can't wait for postal 3

[pkmnherofan22]

@doorknob8774 Um... cause it's an "Elliott goes to school" reference. Isn't that what we were doing?

[pkmnherofan22]

@doorknob8774 that is all, good day. except for the douchebag wearing the trench coat.

[dammitman16]

Yeah Baby I Am The Lizard King!

[MonarkMetal]

-Sign my petition or I'll follow you to home and kill your dog!

-Aaaaaaah !

[IncendiaryOasisGod]

@doorknob8774 Hey I'm just exercising my second amendment rights here you fuck communist!

[Kallekringla3]

Thanx you!!! So geat!!!

[pawel1818]

Did he said Mr Spock Catchpharse :P

[tomsp1138]

GREAT!

[mssmjscss]

"Hey Chico, I need an Alternator 87 to FUCK YOU!"

There. I just quoted the video. Thumbs up me, you COCKSUCKING MOTHERFU--ducks.

[Heavybrutality]

why do people who dislike come to rip on something like this? seriously it's not like you randomly find this while listening to the Amy Winehouse tribute, So your just a douche if you've ripped on this vid. Rick Hunter fucking rules.

[Tiamat583]

@Heavybrutality

wish hunter would do more voiceovers....

[Estupitastico]

"Are you saving AGAIN?"

Yeah im saving again, this stupid game crashes every five fucking minutes.

[sharinganforum]

Duke is a shit.

[bestkirmes]

thats the ticket.....

[BagelBoi53]

FACK!

[POMEGRENADE451]

"Gee, I hope nobody's taping this..." Lol. What the hell?

[SgtBradleyJ]

Here I was, just enjoying my Second Amendment rights, and you people have to freak out on me! 

[SgtBradleyJ]

BUTTSAUCE

[mssmjscss]

Hey look--it's Uncle DAD!

[aln447]

2:28-2:38

-I dont feel so good.

-I dont think so

-I feel better already!

Postal dude- master of manipulation :P

[6Akatsuki6Vampire6]

My fave quote

"Hey im just exercising my second amendment rights here you Fucking communist"

[CreedNapify]

That viagra shit works.

[omrlpz]

Hey I'm just exercising my 2nd amendment rights here you fucking communist

[ashman4202]

'Does my voice annoy you?'

after 6 minutes of nothing BUT your voice...it still kicks ass

[Samuraislash600]

I'm an equal opportunity... lunatic lol duke nukem

[SilvahDot]

fack u

[kanarialintu]

Does my voice annoy you? :D

[dudewolflag21]

my favorite is Guns dont kill people I Do! :D

[Sane658]

hahaa didnt you just saved??

[biintzki]

Postal dude > Chuck Norris

[biintzki]

best for the last!

[Bertramsharpshot]

Now that's what I called Welfare reform!

[AustriaDictator]

GET THE FUCK DOWN

[countsnipula]

@AustriaDictator you got to be fucking kidding!

[RattlingHeads]

Rick Hunter's Postal Dude voice was way better than whoever's voicing him now in Postal III. I don't know why didn't they rehire him or why hasn't he worked on anything else since Apocalypse Weekend.

[TheVault113]

thanks so much for uploading this ;))

[yxntghxbdtyh]

polish version is better :D

[MegaFreaksofcock]

Duke Nukem is Better <<<<

[Shadykilla]

@MegaFreaksofcock duke isn't a social psycho . Postal dude>Caleb> duke nukem

[topdinero]

@Shadykilla William "B.J." Blazkowicz owns all...

[Shadykilla]

@topdinero if only it COULD be true

[topdinero]

@Shadykilla agreed.

[unnaturalsnaps]

Is there a postal dude sound pack, because I want it for a machinima

[anteroXBash]

here's my quote: you're a fucking pisstain and im the janitor to clean you up

[RCPDfilms]

Grandfather of Jimmy Joe Billy Bob Cousin of Johnny Joe Billy Jumbo Baaaaab

[alastarian1]

"hey, it's not my fault, put the cable on the keyboard"

now that's a GENIAL quote.

[mafSAW]

They changed Postal Dude's voice in Postal III D:

[JiGSaW918]

@mafSAW i know...i cried

[mafSAW]

@JiGSaW918 This voice is PERFECT!! the other one seem to be so...boring idk

[ShadowResearcher]

@mafSAW i know... its a shame...

[charly4music]

I'm not native english speaker, what does he say at 6:06 just after "yeah that's what they all say!" ?

Postal Dude my hero!

[clem2511]

@charly4music He's saying "You go, girl!"

[mafSAW]

@charly4music he says You go girl!

[Freeman8268]

This voice is really cool

[kikirowy]

3:33

Stupid library book, bitch can't even read !!

ROFL =)

[clem2511]

What's the Lizard King bit about?

[etrnldrk]

@clem2511

Postal Dude was smoking catnip. It's a reference to Jim Morrison of the Doors.

[clem2511]

@etrnldrk Alright, thanks!

[etrnldrk]

@clem2511

No problem. Can't wait 'til Postal 3 releases.

[clem2511]

@etrnldrk Yeah, me too, but I'm kinda disappointed that they took another voice actor for The Dude >< That voice made the game for me, lol

[etrnldrk]

@clem2511

He could have just laid off the health pipes and that changed his voice?

I agree, the original voice actor had badassness to his voice, the newest one, not so much.

[clem2511]

@etrnldrk We'll start a petition to bring back the original voice actor. (People, you better hide your dogs XD)

[etrnldrk]

@etrnldrk

Nah, I'd rather they just release the game, it's been in development for a good while, and getting the other guy to fly out and do the recordings and then get it all edited would take even more time. Who knows, this new guy may be a good fit for the role.

[clem2511]

@etrnldrk Sure, I was just fooling around ^^ I'm starting to get used to the new voice anyway.

[dragoscorca]

Weapons don`t kill people...I do! :D

[cubehead978]

Does my voice annoy you?

[StuffedMannequin]

I'm really gonna BUST if I don't take a piss EEEEEEEmmediately.

[GmodCaboose56]

"Please, don't think I'm a bigot. I kill races equally."

Nice xD

[TonyBranston]

Hi there. Would you like to sign my petition?

[thelegend09100]

guns dont kill people

i do :D

[justmymage]

BUTTSAUCE

Guns dont kill people. I DO!

I cracked.

[Stupidnameboy]

Now the flowers will grow...

[nightstalker3400]

FACK

[SuperCsubi]

Where did you find the wav files?

[TheBlackYousa]

Postal 2's VA for Duke Nukem Forever

Make it happen.

[NotRaPoSa0CiNzEnTa]

@TheBlackYousa Both fighting side by side in a huge robot with tits

[NICKREAPER316]

Damn, here I was minding my own business, just enjoying my second amendment rights, and you people have to freak out on me.

[godfather12m]

could you upload them in mp3 files?

[Kurohadol]

Postal dude = The baddest bad ass of all bad asses.

[awesomly47]

Yeah, baby, I AM the lizard king!

[NicolaScorpion7000]

You got to be fucking kidding, may fav

[imanerd000]

this voice actor is awesome!

[unkwonstudios]

And One for your Mother

And One for the Pope

And One for Little Johnny

And One for BoBo The Space Monkey

And One Cause Your Fugly

And One Cause I Have Ammo Left

And One to Grow On

[Untilia]

@unkwonstudios And One Just Because I Can x)))

[ChyakuNorisuScarf]

I wonder why Running With Scissors got a new voice actor....

[nuseruame]

0 people are minorities, women, or children.

wait, what?

[Aleque]

lool :D

[MagnitudePerson]

Arnold, Postal Dude, Duke, Sarge, Serious Sam, all are great!

[hardkoregamer999]

my fav quote from the dude Guns Dont Kill People I Do.

[Centaurian0190]

He's badder than duke nukem.

"get down, get the fuck down, get down if you dont wanna die"