Austrian Death Machine - Who Told You You Could Eat My Cookies

[ShinyDiamonds420]

i mean u sound like cookie monstahhh or a giant moose r somethin!!!! If ur gonna sound like cookie monstahhh then we might as well right a song about COOKIES!!!!! geeked balls right there

[jakeisurpimp]

NUSSING EES MOAH BROOTAL DEN GRUUHUUGAHHGGGHHAAGRRRGAAH

[ThePrinnyman]

11 people got caught eating his cookies.

[falenangelzzz]

Disliking this would not increase the size of your penis.

[Nickykinzz]

Who told you you could eat my girl scout cookies!? >.<

[MrPaulwaite1]

He can sing drum, play guitar + bass! :L so yeah he's pretty fucking kickass!!!

[RedDragun112]

guitar is this song deserves some cookies

[moocowpunk]

i never thought cookies could be so fucking brutal

[neverforgetthesorrow]

Loooovvveee it!

[jubul666]

8 people need to PUT THOSE COOKIES DOWN NOOOOOOWWWW!!!!!!!!!

[OfficialFoxyGrandpas]

Retardation + Brutality = Perfection

[Brokeneckskateboards]

this song should play every time someone sticks their grubby hand in my cookie jar! bluuaarrrghhhhhhguh! haha fucking love this band and aild

[15viceandvirtues]

This is so fucking brutal, hahahah. Love it

[ChannelxxAUSTRIAxx01]

Even thought its just a joke band .....this band actually have much more talent and its way better than As I Lay Dying. Tim Lambert play all the instruments in studio.....guitar, bass, drums.....Better job.

[Hammy0924]

@ChannelxxAUSTRIAxx01 That's a lie. they're both equal

[chidorikakashi]

@ChannelxxAUSTRIAxx01 Tim Labesis, not tim Lambert ;)

[IIVikingII]

@ChannelxxAUSTRIAxx01 It's Tim Lambesis. And he is not alone. First record was mostly him but he got help on later releases. With solos and shit.

[neatohenk1]

@ChannelxxAUSTRIAxx01 ...His name is Tim lamBESIS and even though this is his band and he plays all the instruments, as i lay dying is WAY better

[metallicman711]

@ChannelxxAUSTRIAxx01 its tim lambesis. and he does play most of the instruments but he actually gets some other guys like rusty cooley to play some of the solos and stuff. and josh gilbert from as i lay dying plays the bass, and chad ackerman who used to be a guitarist in aild does the ahhhnold impressions. so you were close, but not quite.

[DaireGetCharlie]

@metallicman711 Yes he does have guests, but apart from that he does all instruments himself on the albums. Yes he has a live crew, obviously, but the album music (with, as I said, guests as an exception) is all him. do a little fact checking next time please.

[DaireGetCharlie]

@DaireGetCharlie Keep in mind, yes Chad Ackerman did the Ahnuld impressions on Double Brutal and Josh Thompson did them on Double Brutal. The GUITAR solos are the only things recorded by other artists

[SuperUFB]

This is possibly the most stupid song ever recorded.

I love it.

[TheWriter0]

Nothing sounds more brutal than BLAAARGHUAARGHU.

[juanfenderibanez]

COOKIEEES COKIES YEAAAAH YEAAAAH hahahahaha i ROFLED

[Lazyman626]

If my Nephew ever tries to steal Cookies, I'll blast this song at him c:

[carlosjames64]

COOKIES

[raikou889]

i wish seseme street was like this all the time

[kbxj9]

if you backtrack this, you can hear satan

[random333Hero]

Nothing is more Brutal then : UAHHAHAHAHA

[frans813]

hmmm.... cookie monsters would surely love a cookie choppah!

[AlexPeedley]

PURTY EFFIN' BRUTAL!!!!!!!!!

[HeavyMetalMushrooms]

Some people seem to think all their songs sound the same...OF COURSE THEY SOUND THE SAME! THEY ARE ALL BROOOOOTAAAAAL!

[AlterBridgeSaint]

I like the part were they sing about cookies :3

[LegoLazze]

why so many stupid questions?

[wolflinkmidnaperson]

Is this on iTunes? Someone get me an iPod!

[Pyrain]

Um I don't even remember what I wrote and apparently it was removed XD trolol

[Spastardo]

@13uddha1993

Google it ;)

[Spastardo]

@13uddha1993

No ^^ Rusty just did 1 solo for this band (Let off some Steam benett)

It's Tim Lambesis Band

[crabid]

Oh wow, 3:00 is awesome!

Cooookiiieess!

[MetallicaMetalLike]

Is Tim really playing everything? *_*

[Pyrain]

@MetallicaMetalLike yes. tim plays all the instruments in the studio. live its a whole band. they even have a different singer for Ahnold

[TiimEnkel333]

Is that Tim playing drums? damn he's a God!

[tAMStudiosOfficial]

@TiimEnkel333 Tim's playing everything! :D

[Messiahbolical666]

Awwwugrrrgrgrah. You wanna hear that again? You wanna hear that again? What? Awwawgarahhagahagrah xDD

[jowydas]

The true'iest death metal song ever!!!

[IrishBastard1992]

This song is fucking hilarious but is so fucking brutal. Tim Lambesis is amazing. Put those cookies down now!

[strawberry482]

the solo for this song is orgasmatastic

[3295reapersheir]

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKIEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS!@­!!!!!!!!!!!

[joakoTR]

i cant believe tim lambesis can play all the instruments that well he is sickk!

[erickbodom10v312]

@joakoTR he might just make the notes for it. bc if he could that is too beast..... lol

[Pendulumdude34]

oooah oooooahuh

[MrRThomasen]

@guitarfreaxx WHO TOLD, YOU COULD COMMENT ON THIS COOOKIESONG!??

[terminaltonight]

4 People are dyslexic and clicked the lisdike button.

[apatheticbrutality]

timmy hhaha



[JaredLetoFanGirl97]

X'DDDDDDDDDD LMFAO AT THE BEGINNING OF THIS XDDDDD AT THE WHOLE SONG ACTUALLY

[txuriurdin753]

4 person eat some class of shit...

[new999DISTROYER]

hella riped off my old video i made saying put those cookies down

[Swmhunter]

HAHA PUT THOSE COOKIES DOOOWWNNN!!!!



[MidgitNbikini]

if fox wasnt a bunch of pussies id show you my cookie video. ENOUGH WITH THE FUCKING SLIDESHOWS! POST VIDEOS OR GO HOME

[ndidi1995]

i like how family guy pwned cookie monster making cookies his coke XD too funny!

[trevorchristopherson]

4 dislikes, probably ate some raw cookies or something

[Shillelaghman]

Four people disliked this song because Arnold kicked their asses for eating his cookies.

[lasagna32]

@captain6313

you wanna here that again,eh,hey you wanna here that again...UAGUAGUUUUH!!

[OriginalSpunKa]

COOKIE!

[kaddlstrophe]

3 persons don't like cookies!

[txuriurdin753]

@kaddlstrophe plus one more person

[GMfootball]

3 dislikes, WHO SAID YOU COULD DISLIKE MY COOKIES?!

[justadudeful]

xxxxxxDDDDDDDDDDDD PUT THOSE COOKIES DOWWWWWWWWWWN!!! hahahahahahahahahahahhahahhaha­hahahahahaHHHHA!!!!!!!!

[ComeBounceAround]

"Or a dying moose or something!" I loved it!

Great song.

[ternsenzen]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[zach88726]

3 people didn't put the cookie down

[NocturnalTerror]

3:06, never have i been so angered by such delicious treats

[RyneProductionz]

Who put there hand in the cookie jar? Arnold put his hand in the cookie jar :D

[MrTheRevsOffspring]

why are both of the top rated comments direct quotes from the song? fail

[ZealotOfSteal]

@MrTheRevsOffspring because LAHNLAULA sounds awesome!

[strNpwrKC]

@MrTheRevsOffspring Because the whole concept of ADM's songs are direct quotes. You not realizing that is a fail...

[MrTheRevsOffspring]

@strNpwrKC um, i do fully realize this buddy. are you stupid or just desperate for a crappy argument?

[lavaxtris1]

@MrTheRevsOffspring trust me, its going to catch on.

[Spinosaur101]

@MrTheRevsOffspring Why is one of the top comments bitching about the top comments?

[MrTheRevsOffspring]

@Spinosaur101 to be honest idk, but it seems to be big with the kids

[ocepnekthonei]

sounds to me that Santa's gunna be skipping a house this yr.....

[eitrig]

Don't eat this mans fucking cookies.

[tlgbigeasy]

The solos vary. If you pick up the albums, then it explains who does guest vocals and solos

[OfficialTorn]

Tim does'nt play these solos does he?

[xxfirexxphoenixxx]

@OfficialTorn Yeah he does, he's playing drums, bass, guitars, and doing vocals. Tim is a god :D

[potbelly8]

@xxfirexxphoenixxx No he doesn't. Rusty Cooley plays the solos.

[Luccajd]

@potbelly8: what xxfirexxphoenixxx is saying is that Tim wrote the music for all of the instruments. so in a sense, behind the scenes an all (in the recording process), Tim did play all of the instruments.

[OriginalSpunKa]

@Luccajd Tim is Epic yes!

[klap00]

@xxfirexxphoenixxx doesn't play the solos.

[xxfirexxphoenixxx]

@klap00 Oh, true. I knew he played the bass and drums and some of the guitars - I just assumed he did the solos too. All good :)

[DIEGOxRULES]

bahaha (breakdown) COOOKKIESSSSSSSSS XD

[Ghraag]

3 people just got their cookies eaten.

[kypris991]

this is fuckig amazing

[98wq1]

DAS KOOOOKIES ARE MINE!!!!

[DRAVENSBIGBALLS]

when ever i forget the lyrics i just say aguaga!

[gopi151515]

\m/,,\m/

[animefanker]

You wanna here that again?! You wanna here that again?!  aguagaugh!

[psycholio]

put those cookies down!!!

[thedarelovesmusic]

i can just imagine this is the scene of jingle all the way that neighbour guy would drop those cookies and pee his pants if tim lambesis started yelling at him about em

[PartyBoy693r]

WOW 2 people dont aggre that nothing is more brutal than aguaghugh!

literally coz they dis like the song WHAT DICKS!!!

[TheGodsmackfan6]

MY COOKIES!!!! no touchy :)

[CastroCovers]

a dying moose lol!!

[Scarshadow1]

@PGgunn1 actually they are. so dont throw your lame insults before you know what your talking about :)

[Scarshadow1]

omg its amazing!

[AstraVex]

Click inside the video and press the number 1 on your keyboard!

Makes him go Aguagaugh!!! Over and Over!

[The0fail0wears0prada]

I didnt know Tim could play guitar,bass and drums!

[blazefpyro]

ironic...i started listening to this song, and an add for google with cookie monsters eyes as the "o"'s in "google" came up.

[Keishemai]

@PGgunn1 Maybe not, but the founder is. Chances are, the lyrics won't oppose.

[Dusk12Dara34]

x q una galleta

[wKoRpZw]

Fisrt album has Chad Ackerman as Ahhnold. Second album has Josh Robert Thompson as Ahhnold, and everything else is Tim Lambesis from As I Lay Dying.

You are all welcome.

[wKoRpZw]

@wKoRpZw I believe Chad Ackerman is a friend of Tim's or from another band. Josh Robert Thompson is a famous celebrity impersonator.

[DrummerBlast3]

This is so ironic.. Today I bought a cookie and also today I heard this song for the first time.. Fine Tim :( I'll put my cookie down now :(

[IvanTheGreat555]

Heavy song Cookie

!

[TheFatmaggot]

Who told you you could eat my cookies? Put that cookie down, now!

[Cthulucism]

The guitar solo in this just gave me an orgasm... I think my dick is head banging to it

[anicar400]

Umm I heard these guys on a christian radio station. Are they even christian?

[thesoundoftruthaild]

@anicar400 i think so, the lead singer Tim Lambesis is in the Christian band As I Lay dying, i don't know about the other members

[coast3dg3]

@thesoundoftruthaild Tim Lambesis is the only band member. He asks loads of people to fill in for the solos though. As for the Arnie impersonator, I forget his name.

[OTATre]

@coast3dg3 it's the guy from destroy the runner.

[coast3dg3]

@OTATre In one album it is, but the other album, it's someone else.

[OTATre]

@coast3dg3 yeah, you're right, i forgot who the other guy was. also, i love how this was a chain of each person helping to get the answer more accurate. love it. \m/

[bugarskipocisk]

grindingMionsters i love them music, cant stop laugh, now i know waht to bay for my broo for x-mas

[bugarskipocisk]

grindingMionsters i love them music, cant stop laugh, now i know waht to bay for my broo for x-mas

[AluminiumSFD]

Tim is genious!

[lalalalalalalala8111]

Hahahahaha. ^_^

[chanchobolando]

lol at his mask

[TubasherTim]

PUT THE COOKIE DOWN!

[jesterman0488]

i wonder what the GOVERNATOR thinks about all this! LOL THIS IS AWESOME! XD

[MariaMechanicalX]

THIS IS FUCKING HILARIOUS :)

[NuneatonWithAltitude]

Does cookie dough count?

[Pokemaniac9510]

@NuneatonWithAltitude no, cuz it clrly says cookies...not cookie dough...

[Almosteasyese]

DONT FUCK WIT MY COOKIES

[YOU23DUH]

YOU DON'T NEED TO TELL ME!! MY WIFE'S COOKIES ARE OUT OF THIS WORLD!!!!

[lmaiesfo]

and whenever i forget the lyrics i just go blaahhah

[gnarlynipples]

i wonder if aild would ever play any adm shit at there shows, or have they? that would be SICK

[lmaiesfo]

@gnarlynipples lol so fucking true hehe

[dwbusch1]

I saw them in concert with Unearth and Slipknot and they didn't play any ADM but that would be sweet

[concoredentkiller]

hahahahah nice... i'll be back aguagaugh

[KimikoAmaya818]

Don't eat my cookies!!

[guitarmaster97]

is every member in the band tim lambesis?

[thecobain92]

@guitarmaster97 Tim wrote the album himself and recored and played all the instruments himself, but when they play live they have live members to fill in those spots so Tim can scream.

Hope to clear things up bro

[HaloF123]

My Cookies hide whenever i listen to this song

[csguitarsk8dude]

LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!

[70R4N]

(: \m/ ! CoOokieeE ! \m/ :)

[Blelible]

PUT THOSE COOKIES DOWWWWWWNNNNN :D:D awesome

[PartyBoy693r]

Its TURBOW TIME MOTHER FUCKERS

how the hell do i spell turbow

[Elmeromero1]

"You sound like cookie monster or a dying moose or something.."

[ImpendingDoom1147]

Ive never heard of this song from ADM, and this one is the most heaviest song from them until now, in my opinion xD

[drowningsteven]

omg this is the shit man friggin brutal man love it

[TheAmorri]

"Nothing is more brutal than, UAAGHRGHLLG"

lmao

[AYDYhatecrew]

this is the most brutal song about cookies i have ever heard in my entire life.. freakin sick!!!

[kSunshineA]

cookies!!!!

[dragul0pr]

1:34 random 'cookie' lmao

[TheAmorri]

@dragul0pr

cookeh! =D

[25btbam]

WHO is your daddy and what does he do???????

[magicwanddd]

lols

[xOMADONx]

haha

[cametokillyou]

sersouly

[Captain6313]

nothing is more brutal than aguagaugh!

[Dufase19089]

Very true!

[dragracer222]

@Captain6313  how in the HELL did u manage to spell that correctly???? XD

[ChekovWessels]

@Captain6313 you wanna hear that again?! aguagaughaaaaa!