Infomercial FAIL - Comfort Wipe - Toilette Paper Wiping Product

[louietheduke]

beilieve it or not this use to be called "ass assist " and it aired on the daily show with Vance degeneres. The woman said she had broken one of her arms and needed a way to wipe better. XD

[Ursitrite]

They should just get a bidet.

[kalargyi]

i'm so confused, what is this comfort wipe?

is it to stuck a tissue and wipe the bottom? or a dildo?

[Enkenator]

Looks to be like somebody wore all the bristles off their toilet cleaning brush and said, "Hmmm, Id sure hate to throw this out.........what can I use it for now?"

[LaurenAwesomesauce1]

Yeah, get a grip and WIPE YOUR ASS LIKE A NORMAL PERSON

[super58173]

Think about it, WHAT IF YOU FORGET TO PUT ON THE PAPER?

[GuillermoSTD]

What's next, a special adapter for the vacuum cleaner to wipe your nose?

[stingrrr1]

wtf "maintain your dingnity" like you'r wiping your ass in front of someone

[BamBooUK]

If your fat ass is to big to wipe order the Comfort Wipe today :D

[blueyourmom123]

I just ordered mine woohoo!!!!!!!!!!!

[alex134219]

this has to be some sort of sex device disguised as a... whatever this is

[AussieGothGirl]

the whole commercial... i looked like a stunned mullet mixed with a look of utter horror....

WHAT... THE... FUCK

[FFB5pwns]

Girls don't poop.

[amistyparisian]

Who gets hurt wiping their own ass? :P

[hede8800]

This is no modern soloution... The old Romans did it. Anyway, I'll have two

[Elcambumb0]

ahh thse infomercial are more funny then anything in this world

[evilpacman5]

Great! After i wipe my ass im going to take a shower with it

Thanks comfort wipe!

[stealthydoorknob]

"Being a FATASS has all of its disadvantages!"

[abc123anme]

dont you need to pick it up to put it on...they say you dont need to touch..

[ratlover878]

0:45 Someone has to help you?

[sleeksheepfox]

at the end of a few uses, that thing is gonna be dirtier than the toilet paper

[MrLuciferX]

when i wipe i like to get deep in there if i was to use this id feel gay sticking a stick up my butt!

[macroevolve]

This might be good for morbidly obese people who can't reach their ass.

[supertiman]

That's gross.

[DarkPatro56]

What is disgusting about toilet paper? You rather leave your ass dirty? Or make your life harder toying with dildolike modern solution? Guess I gonna buy it, because I want be modern.

[kjmmjmmder]

great i can keep my dinginty while wiping my ass with an 18 inch long dildo

[Homepie]

Advantages and Disadvantages of Being A Big Guy:

Advantages: get to eat as much as you want at buffet and no one really cares

Disadvantages: have to wipe ass with a stick

[JeTaime1407]

*turn to the right*

"the comfort wipe allows you to maintain your dignity"

*turn to the left

"while you maintain your personal hygiene."

worst acting ever.

[RedDwarffs]

This proves that humanity is overrated.

[cowboytim98]

Actually, I enjoy touching dirty toilet paper.

[JoJirgens]

im glad it extends my reach by 18 inches coz my ass is just soo far way!!

[loftyz47]

that is revolutionary.

i will buy it.

[66jesko]

ROFL best one yet. If your toilet paper is out of reach then move it closer, fuck are we so lazy we have to have assistance to wipe our own asses. Well the good news is when im done figuring out how to reach around and wipe my ass with it I can use it as a good old back scrubber in the shower! :D

[RavenShadows1000]

lol wait, you use this to wipe your ass??? what if it's nasty shit? then ur getting shit germs on the stick.

[NowLifeStarts]

Holy fucking SHIT! Are you kidding me!!!!

[UKfan62]

"The comfort wipe allows you to maintain your dignity....."

If you order this, you never had any dignity to start with.

[werewasyo]

sorry but that thing is not fine enough to pick out all the little cruds that get left in the wrinkles of my brown annuss

[mrfiggleable]

wow. $20 to wipe your ass.

[D4NdeCHAMP]

dignity means shoving an awkward dildo up your ass? cool story

[IAMISCOOL]

I'm never going to look at a shower brush the same way again ._.

[squezey1]

:47 is she saying she gets someone in the bathroom to wipe her ass every time she uses it?

[AmericanPride1234]

I can't speak for everyone else but I personaly will stick to wiping my ass the old fashion way

[MyImprov]

Seems harder.

[MrLehnerd]

Never want to hold toilet paper u have to hold it replace on roller n still and that handle Just wipe n drop standin up ha.....they act if wipein with u hands with toilet paper a bad thing.....Just grab n rub n sing.......Oops i did it again!

[metaldudeupnorth]

is this fake?

[GumiMegpoid16]

@metaldudeupnorth

you should call the number.. and if it real tell the people off.. thats what im planning on doing lol

[metaldudeupnorth]

@GumiMegpoid16 im gonna do that thanx lol xD

[abooood95]

You still have to fold it.

[javiercaselli]

"never touch another DIRTY toilette tissue" Geez man, I love recycling as much as anybody, but for these matters I ALWAYs use CLEAN toilette tissue.

[colinatlantic]

i would love to be the one who takes the calls for that product

[deadmanavir]

0:45

Fake accent ... big time

[ZxROxMATADOR]

no thank u. ima have to pass on ur shitty product

[11994]

our maid used to clean my ass for me back in the Philippines when I was a small kid..i felt so bad! but now I just rinse my ass myself! and whats so icky about toilet papers? stupid chic! by the way, you can use that as a dildo ;)

[musiciankara]

she is definitely going to Hollywood:)

[68equalizer]

whats the advantages of being a big guy lol



[brittnicolerocks33]

i'd rather get pee on my hands and then wash them than use this

[skppy1225]

What I want to know is how you put the toilet paper on the holder without touching the toilet paper.

[19thaman79]

Wtf!!!

[IronLungZ78]

Okay, i pay 20 bucks,or i can just wipe my ass like a normal fucking person xD stupid ass product

[Elymar2112]

@IronLungZ78 20 bucks plus shipping!! 

[tonesbe]

So my arm becomes 18 inches longer, huh?

[Gregwowzer]

so being fat has its advantages eh?

NEW PLAN

[01984lockyer]

sign me up! ive always wanted a spoon to wipe my ass with.

[kaylawearsshoes]

I. Just threw up.

[logitechstanton]

despite the people on this commercial, this is made for people to large to reach their own anus

[adalwolf12]

@logitechstanton lol that comment made no sense

[theRDRman]

LOL

[polkadotpie]

I think the "get a grip" should have been the main product!

[kshay003]

now you don't even have to wash your hands!

[TheNouveauxdecadence]

Why would homos buy this product? It is more marketed towards stupid heterosexual men who are fat slobs, drink beer and think that sitting in front of a TV all weekend watching other men playing with a ball is thrilling entertainment!!!

[MrNarcko]

i bet you some homo is gonna buy this first

[mrsvalsparrow]

OMG....noooooooo.....

[RyanHolland545]

she obviously has no dignity being on this infomercial

[SnowboardPlata]

Lol so pointless