Crappy Games: Castlevania: The Adventure

[iwao72]

good review but what is this game basically about?

[FlamingSexyMarowak]

Basically, you basically walk through a room, basically whipping floating candles and shit and basically picking up items, that basically have no difference from each other. Basically, it sucks. It's a basically bad game. Basically

[feh2]

Basically

[TheTechTVFUL]

your mic has WAAAY too much feedback man.

[007gamerdude]

your absolutely right dude, this game fucking sucks

[Blastgrinder]

Basicly man

[tsiris1980]

yea yea yea..basically basically and whatever..u just dont know how to play the game thats all.and if u want upgrades and infinity lives get a tool assistand for this game and shut up

[Nutsosteel]

"you gotta jump on these tiny platforms with bats attacking you, great annoyance" Man thats what castlevania is all about

[Nutsosteel]

You guys just suck at it. Castlevania games are supposed to be miserable and hard, thats what makes them scary! Its like a good tragedy movie like dawn of the dead.

[tsiris1980]

@Nutsosteel agreed with u bro..they just cant play it that why all these negatives comments

[MamaKellyK]

TheWeegieGamer,

The game sucks,not awesome.

What's wrong with you?! :P

[theowlsofouterheaven]

I loved this game! :p

[videogamecollecto100]

i do have this game and it haves its moments like in some levels are really fun but the game is impossible to beat i keep on dying on the 5th level and i dont know if that is the last level or not and it would be fun to have the sub weapons but at least they tried to keep all the enemies ground level

[TheWeegieGamer]

This game is awesome, you suck! So do your reviews, you don't even know how to switch scenes!

[TheWeegieGamer]

This game is awesome, you suck!

[gdashred]

Drinking game: every time he says "basically" take a drink

[someshyguy]

You guys do know that this was his first review right?

[cb19882000]

also yeah this is a gameboy game which is not as powerful as the nes you must suck at this game theier are people on here who dont even get hit

[cb19882000]

play the adventure rebirth and stffu

[SoulBrothaNumbuh1]

your a faggot

[TygerWing76]

Lag? You must be ROMing this as my system never lagged. God I wish Youtube allowed for more characters in comments because I'd love to rip you apart. There are secret areas and tons of fun. The jumps you complain about are not worse than any mario game. You call yourself a fan yet apparently can't even play the games. What a noob.

[Dre0946]

@TygerWing76 Like you can do any better.

[TygerWing76]

Movement speed was limited by the processor. Special weapons? Crosses for invincibility, flame whip, longer whip. Not everyone even uses them. I hate them in fact. And Symphony of the night IS NOT everyone's fave. I personally HATE that game with a passion. I got this game in the day and LOVED it. I could not put it down. You also have to keep in mind this was on a HAND HELD system that was not even popular yet. It was a gamble to even create the system.

[chilidog042]

Castlevania Adventure is my favorite Castlevania game, you couldn't do any better, can you imagine how hard it was to go from the NES to the GB, the GB probably couldn't support special weapons or Konami didn't know how to since this was their first GB game (I Think).

[BLOODWOLFGT99]

this game was awesome dont know why u call it crappy

[Eshlar]

@BLOODWOLFGT99 Because he basically sucks at it, and basically tries to basically copy the AVGN and, basically, fails. That's basically it.

[BLOODWOLFGT99]

@Eshlar yea ur right he does suck

[GarthMcCreery]

@Eshlar basically XD

[Dre0946]

@Eshlar You're basically immature. That's basically it, basically.

[Eshlar]

@Dre0946 That coming from a retard who's replying to 5 month old comments.

[Dre0946]

@Eshlar Dude, hush. 

[Tonytambe]

Basically Basically Basically THIS GAME IS FUKIN AWSOME!

[michaelgunner15]

how do you film these games? there so clear

[weyandt123]

emulator 

[SonicTheHedgehogZone]

Basically this review is basic basically.

[micmacnz]

i can hear feedback when you're taking

[larryndiour]

I loved this game in the early 90's.

[TheUncannie]

This game is basic like, basically. Basically!

[Reviewer158]

you want a bad game try castlevania circle of the moon for bad its horrid !!

[TheUncannie]

I basically bought this game in a yard sale for $5.00 over ten years ago and I basically had fun with it even though I basically did beat the game not even close. Basically!

[BingoBird4]

Dude you kept saying basicly, really, and man.

[footiemadeddie]

have you got castlevania 64 because its bad because it fucking sucks monkey fuck i tell you

[serpentinexcubed]

This started everything. Thanks for everything jedite1.

[Gindelbi]

Casavaya.

[darkh131]

Dude you just suck at this game...

[darkh131]

Basically awesome SOUNDTRACK!

[VesrynK45]

I liked this game, myself. Also, at about 1:50-1:55, that doesn't even make sense. What kind of joke was that?

[MMChaosVortex]

This is the crappy GB game, Castlevania the Adventure. Basically you turn on your game and hit start, and you basically move left and right and beat up enemies. Seems basic, but basically, it's plain because basically you hit a candle and basically you get an upgrade. Basically, there are no other upgrades in the game which basically makes it boring. Basically.

[TTiger75]

@MMChaosVortex Though you can still love this game. =)

[TheUncannie]

@TTiger75 I do even though I basically lost the game!

[Ice0ace]

@MMChaosVortex Jeez how many times did you write the word basic or basically?

[TheUncannie]

@MMChaosVortex This game is basically awesome!

[Renulph]

Basically, basically, basically. Some of the worst commentary I've ever heard, almost as bad as this game--which also sucks a great deal.

[TheUncannie]

@Renulph Yeah, right!

[letoloks10]

@Renulph Is your mother well?

[Renulph]

@letoloks10 Basically.

[WarehouseManable]

@Renulph You suck!

[MikeTupperTheKiller]

hey... i like this game! it isnt crappy at all!

[phuturephunk]

Understandable about the game speed, but that was a problem with many gameboy games at the time. It was a primitive (yet awesome at the time) system.

[becauseimhi420]

Great game IMO i like it you just suck at games and "BASICALLY" YOU SUCK ASS

[Comickid15]

Oh, and BASICALLY. That word is stuck in my head forever!

[Comickid15]

It's a Gameboy game, you shouldn't expect everything out of it since at the time,not much could be programed into it. Hell, most of them couldn't save, aside from Pokemon and some other exceptions.

[HubbyHair]

Theres a new Castlevania out there that i Know that you dont have.

& its on the NES' & no its Not Castlevania 1 2 or 3... 1 is called Blood Moon'

& theres Way more then That out there Too.

[007gamerdude]

i had this game and it really suck

[ChefUncleRick]

basically

[zebure]

:P this game is quite fun :) not the worst castlevania, that spot belong to the 3d castlevania game on the n64,

[f00tbol]

I had this game and it does suck basically, so he is sort of right basically!

;-D

[EddieEddieEddie90]

i bet this game was pretty badass in the 89' and maybe pure sweetness when they released it in the konami colection with gradius and some other games because it had colors!

[jolpazz]

Basically..that's it basically.

[redbonemamibee]

lol

[Gencoil]

I've never heard such reckless use of the word "basically".

[kibjohn]

@Gencoil

Well, you probably would hear worse in my review of Power Quest for the GBC when I kept saying this catchphrase "and stuff like that"

-kidThunder

[nintendude8]

wait so u say adventure is crappy and then i hear this : 'ever since i played castlevania 2 simons quest i instantly fell in love WHAT

2 is the worst out of the 8 bit series imo and adventure is better

[michael0089]

ive heard there meking another one in the near future

[GamingShadow01]

i want to get the adventure rebirth on WiiWare.

[123TauruZ321]

Basically basically basically basically

[ZAPPSOFT]

The only thing good about this game is the music and that's even counting your blessings. I beat this game twice in my life and that is considered really bad considering. I always get stuck on Stage 4. Stage 3 I think is the one with the walls that close on you. HORRIBLE.

[letsplayX487]

i remeber this game i hated it. i never got pased the second level....because i smashed it with a hammer and threw it out the window.

[slayer63b]

Do no quit your day job. You know nothing, that is why they just remade this game for Wii. (Castlevania: ReBirth)

[thedragoonknight]

shut up, you are so annoying!

[menace391]

uhh........... he moves slow, but i like the game, it's not that bad

[nullados]

I"m basically never saying basically again.



Basically saying basically basically sucks ass.

I'm a fuck... god dammit i cant believe i basically say basically.

I'm basically a shit.

Fuck.

[19Szabolcs91]

Even though you saying basically is kind of annoying, this is a very true and good review.

I bought it once, just because it was Castlevania, and then I played it and damn, it was f-ing horrible! The only CV game that's truly a pile of shit. Yes, I enjoyed the N64 games, I really think that they are okay games (not masterpieces of course), but CV Adventure is total garbage.

[Seiyahoshino]

crappy game huh ?.....honestly i don`t get it. I mean, if you make a review of this game after playing....say....Symphony of the Night, then this is definitely a mistake. I believe this game are cool enough on it`s era.

[MrDrakee]

basically

[brutus85xbox]

The game is good mate...

[Dirkzero1]

you say basically WAY to fucking much...

[LPetal86]

This isn't the easiest game in the world, but it's not bad. Also, your microphone hurts my ears when it acts up... yikes!

[Voliko1]

this game is awesome

[sybnios]

hahahahaha! Third video I watched from you and LAST! Just go and collect stamps or something.. You suck at videogames..

[Brionkendo]

you said "basically" so many times I wanted to shoot my brains out!

[DexwardCuxann]

This game is fun. What are you talking about?

[BanditRev0lver]

@DexwardCuxann H'es got a bad case of trying to be like James the Nintendo nerd.

[trappedteen]

basically? you said that a lot. i just bought this game... i like it

[bukselak1976]

But your right in not the best Castle Vania Game ever.. but i still think the Nintendo 64 games is worse.. Castle Vania only works in 2D.. Not 3D...

[Ahasverus92]

You should see the trailer of Castlevania Lords of Shadow. That's what a great game should be this generation, and it is 3D :D

[bukselak1976]

Man you really stink at this game... You just need to pratice again and again to beat the game.. This game is so easy to beat..

[slyfoot]

Id play this before castlevania for Nintendo 64

[sirsniffy]

I didn't know Daffy Duck played NES games!

[Dre0946]

@sirsniffy You're one to talk.

[bluesolar]

you fag stop complaning and learn to play video games

[chocobunneh]

It's The Castlevania Adventure, not Castlevania: The Adventure!

[athrumzalla]

yeah. the creator of this clip has no clue about old videogames from 1989-90. @jedite: its been for the classic gameboy, not for ur daddies psp.

this fucking noob lacks the experience because hes simple far to young to understand how games in that era worked, the limits of the system it ran on and what made the game exciting and enjoyable.

[VitunLihapulla]

basicly i mean basicly this is like gb game basicly i mean it looks pretty smooth, basicly pretty useless diss so i mean basicly you should work on your narrarating skills, no diss btw

peace

[lew956]

suk ass bitch

[Guitarhero18621]

Your hilarious!

avgn sucks

[MasterBelmont]

WTF with this game? I'm a big Castlevaniac (XD), and I can't believe this. OMG you got Rondo of Blood!

[theowlsofouterheaven]

jedite this game is an awesome game realy awesome and the reason why they dont have stairs instead of ropes because the game was like one of the originalls so there was no stairs originally so yea and this game music is freakin epic!!!!!

[athrumzalla]

look at jedites age. he wasnt even born, when castlevania started, he ll never understand. his horizont in videogames started around the year 2001. playstation 2. need to say more?

[theowlsofouterheaven]

i agree :) LOL!+

[2PacOffical]

dude you dont even know him and if you watch his videos you would know he started play video games when he was 3 in 1990

[athrumzalla]

bullshit.

playing videogames at age 2-3. awwright. he played them before he could fucking speak. yeah sure, dude.

he was simply not part of that era, thats all, therefore he is disqualified to give ratings on stuff he doesnt comprehend.

[sybnios]

Dude even if hes was playing videogames when he was 1 month old and since 1980 judging from his comments on videos HE SUCKS, he doesn't know shit about videogames.

[2PacOffical]

wtach alot of his videso kid

[pretearking]

Are you talking about jedite1?

[sybnios]

Of course!

[pretearking]

I don't mean to sound like an AVGN fanboy but, I honestly think he's just trying to be like James! Either that or he just sucks! No adult video game fan is that bad at games unless they're doing it deliberatly! AVGN does that both because it's hard and to entertain us! Most of those games James plays are really that hard!

[pretearking]

btw sybnios! Is that you in Japan on your channel icon?

[sybnios]

Its me but sadly not in Japan. It is a a Japanese bazzar for the Greek-Japanese people. I was studying Japanese back then.. Beautiful times...

[bogercs]

Castlevania Adventure might be horendous but you can't always get better! Think of me for example, try, try again.

[fjkdfrefneklrj]

reject retarded disser,this games not too bad.stop bickering

[fjkdfrefneklrj]

retarded gamer this kid

[fjkdfrefneklrj]

FFUCK

[fjkdfrefneklrj]

RHROIHFRE

[theboombody]

Where did the little green men comment come from? Ha ha.

[Phex1]

Hmm, the Game was hard, but i like it and i finsihed it as a Child. Cant be too bad ;)

[fatfoxclown]

i just love the box art to it dont tell me it doesnt look cool though i do agree

[BlackDogVideos]

Besides the fact that the graphics aren't as good as the nes versions, you really can't expect much from the 1980. It still looks like a decent game to me just like all the others in the series(except #2 that one sucked ass)

[Hornilope]

i didnt think the game was that bad. he moves slowly in all the nes games aswell :/

and i think that thing you didnt know what it was in the beginning was a fleaman

[LeafVillegeShinobi]

Let's see..... slow moving pace + time limit= UNFAIR!!!!

[Realistic888]

Castlevaina 2 sucks.

[EarthPhantomTS]

No, you are. First, learn to spell. Second, he's not trying to compare this game to PS3 games, he's comparing it to games like Super Mario Land and the Castlevania series on the NES. And, this game does look like crap when compared to the standard of the day.

PS. Disappointment is indeed with two p's, not two s's. I know, I have a browser with spellcheck. Oh, and don't call something "gay" when you mean "retarded", retard.

[DtoxTNT]

piss off u nonce

[bisexualbuffthug]

LOL!!!!!! "He falls like a tone of bricks"!!! Man "fuk"!! LOL It's so funny when he gripes while playing this game!!! LOL

[kamshamnida]

He walks like if he shit in his pants.

[1yoan3]

Stupid music

[thenintendogamer]

what?! this games good! it's better than simon's quest, and especialy the c64 games.

[XGinTsukiX]

You are making this game look harder then it really is. I got to Dracula's Castle in like 30 minutes when I was 1st grade. It surprises me because I can't get passed the third level now. The music is great, specially the music in Dracula's Castle.

Good review though

I am a major Castlevania fan too.

I think those walking crow things are fleamen

[bogercs]

Yeah! I kinda think this game's crap too. I mean I know your character's slow and the levels take a long time to beat. I mean come on. How can they even attempt to put a game like "Castlevania" on a handheld game which is so shitty and hard to see in the light? give me a break now.

[tsiris1980]

dude these games left history behind.learn to appreciate those games..of caurse they dont have the grafics and the stuffs with the nowdays games but remember we GROW UP playing these games..

ps..lern how to play these games cause ...U DONT......!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[youtoubakias]

First of all nice video and a good review! but like a castlevania fun i believe that this game's biggest problem is the movemend it is actualy very slowpoke you are right about this! But it is not so bad it just hard thats all,the best castlevania game for game boy is belmonds revenge i believe!

[digimaster07]

it sucks even worse than pong

[steve884]

where are those slimy things falling from !? I think I shit myself laughing at that part!

[tolavann]

OMG what do you expect your making crappy video games from the 80's what do you expext of course the graphics are terriable but the there still fun jeeze

[Meteorplutos]

This game was a pain playing on the small screen of a gameboy.

[danbruno1105]

this was all true worst vania ever made great music though brings bk memories lol

[LegacyLord]

hmm, this game doesn't look that bad.

By the standards of the day anyways.

[Fighter129000]

I would have turned it off after the boss killed me cause i wouldint go thru that boring crap again

[FPSreviewer]

I mostly own mostly all of the games lol love this guys speach 4-5 stars!

[abrahamWCE]

maybe this belmont was enough proud to depend on secondary weapons

only his vampire killer to attack everything

[scryer808]

basically and basically, basically basically

[do0me0nice]

you complain too much. In 99% of games if you suck at jumping from platform to platform, generally you have to do it again.

Also when you die at a boss, you're kind of expected to do a little work to get back there again.

Learn to play videogames

[davidgzmn12345]

yeah but 99% of games dont have you making sure youre jumping at the exact last pixel.

And yes, youre expected to do a little work but not have to remake one third of the level =P

[niespeludo]

oh, come on, the game wasn't that bad... If you play the Color remake version u'll see it ain't that slow(it was fixed)

[myboobtoob]

You used the word "I mean" a lot.

[TanookiMan13135]

Not to mention the word "basically"

[lilyphilia84]

the controls might suck, but you suck as a player....you did not even attempt to jump over the first boss when he approached you

[SeeUFall]

oh come on, what do you expect? This game is from 1989 and I played it then and it was fun ;D most of the old GB Games didnt have any story introductions.

[DT170x]

I got that one. It very hard and yes it suck.

I can't get pass second level.

[piromaniac9999]

Hmm i think that castlevania 2 on n64 was worse.

The controlls are terrible on the n64 in castlevania

[YoJimBoHugabaJoe]

man i was subscribed to this guy on my old account,cant believe I stumbled across him again

[stoatmax]

I love the music in this game.

I actually really do enjoy this game, it's not a bad game, just a bad Castlevania game.