Drunk guy interviewed on the news FAIL

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A few beer that's an understatement hahaha

[Wakaki2D]

He never got Raccccccccccccccccccccccial... But claimed he was gonna get Raaccciiiieeeeeelllllll.

[oopcdayzee]

I live in a van down by the river

[zacharyishilarious]

I'M SMMMMMART!

[MoryannaRox]

Smoke ghost???

[MoryannaRox]

the interveiwer must be pissing himself inside i would've laughed like heck

[wiggy3146]

This guy isnt drunk hes just silly in the brain

[manfredles]

so let me get this strait. he's smart because he can smell smoke? am i missing something does his nose somehow posses a great cognitive prowess that is lost to lesser humans.

[rmorrone3]

are we sure this guy just isn't retarded?

[adri411]

what the fuck is he saying

[TheCorpseshredder]

He talks like Phil Anselmo.

[steryle1]

frign

[nicks236nick]

Timmy

[mateuspokemon01]

BAAAAAAAAMMM! hit me hard form the back! BOOOOOOOOOOOOMM fire was every where!! ....

[Flopstar80]

That is Parkinsons diease with a touch of downsyndrom

[Ompmovies]

I fuckin love americans sometimes.

[justinlucaspanno]

lol. priceless.

[TheRobbEllisonShow]

Totally sounds like Tommy Boy

[Dcook85]

I'm gonna get racial here, I'm gonna get really racial, that was a funny video :)

[IIvIIarmoR]

Hes cute xD

[bluboyson]

Hehe

[bxchulo320]

Wow this guy is hammered lol

[Love78779]

He must of got mad after he saw this video

[TrevRoller]

I've lived through almost my whole life, buddy.

[lollylopseleventeen]

Too bad it's not real.

[whambola]

@lollylopseleventeen What's not real

[BiteMyCrank69]

Is kerosene the new N word?

[Jonzi33z]

I haven't laughed this hard since I saw a squirrel trying to hump a rabbit!!!!!!!

[TheGuinnessboys]

lol this guys the shit.

[XxStarShardsxX]

"I've lived through almost my whole life, buddy." XDD

[Killinatskatin]

Nigga sound like Bill Cosby

[Hodatdownman]

Fake

[whambola]

@Hodatdownman fuck you

[cryptosquid]

2:42 "Okay" LMAO

[gamingfiend23]

those damn kerosene people

[EpicTrollSpam]

I HAVE SOME BAD THINGS TO SAY ABOUT YOU. I WISH YOU WERE DEAD FROM THE SMOKE YOU SMELLED. TRY NOT TO GET RACIAL. THE OIL TANK IS LOUD. BOOOOM. SMOKE. WOW. FAKE AND GAY

[h8mivec]

Wow! Lol hey son want another beer!

[AberzombieAndFitch]

2:11 The person in the van waves hello ^^

[mudtruxnchevys]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

[ObiWanGinobiliTopFan]

"Friggin I heard the friggin explosion! I seen the smu-smu-smu smoke!" LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[ObiWanGinobiliTopFan]

"I'm gonna get ra--racial here. IIIIIII"M GONNA GET RACIAL!" LMAOOOOOO

[ObiWanGinobiliTopFan]

An explosion?? LMAO whatever caused that, I'm sure this troll had something to do with it LMAO

[ChiefChooch23]

NEPAs finest right here

[luisfilipecaldeira]

smooo...smooooo...smock

[christlicker]

He's frickin' SMART!

[hinder90]

Here come ole kerosene hat with his earflaps waxed, a-courtin his girl

[mondomundo1]

Smart Enough 2 get another Bear

[cdenz95]

he tries to give the news guy a hug and hes like "dude get away from me!"

[GGreg2010]

I thought he said Rachel.

[marioman911870]

wow this was near me

[ONLYBESTVlDEOSFORYOU]

Are you lucky to be alive?

NO, cause I'm smart

[swisher925]

Immm gonna get racial heeeere okaaaay freegin.

[UnicornsUnderWater]

See those microphones? 13 and 16? You want to know something? Those are my local channels. Weclome to the neighborhood.

[xjustin523x]

@UnicornsUnderWater haha im from luzern.. its pretty much becoming a dump

[marioman911870]

@UnicornsUnderWater me 2

[aBlascakProduction]

Bob Reynolds FTW! like this if you are from PA and know what im talking about.

[Mommyrox78]

He kinda sounds like the Macho Man.

[diceboy193]

nice cuz he's freekn smart!!

[lisalewis55]

my daughter trinity lovess this



[PuppyXz]

@lisalewis55 You must be either a stripper or an American if you called your daughter "Trinity"

[StevenVicious]

i seen sa...saaa. saammmoke, flyin...though....through.... through the wall. xD sounds like jimmy from southpark.

[Pinkys0oLA]

"Do you think your lucky to be alive today"? "No......No......beez i'm freakin smart"! **CLASSIC**

[jimmyklingel]

WHo the fuck is Rachael and why is this guys going to get her?

[Gr1mBongmaster]

I wonder if he's seen this

[TheCoastalGunner]

whats wrong with you guys....hes right...OIL is a superior RACE then KEROSENE... :D

[XvxBERSERKxvX]

1:46 LOL, uh oh, here we go.

[okiluxs]

Did he just say oil tank??!! That's freaking racist.

[peachlove21]

love the face 2:31

[BingAndHeSaid]

4 people are rachael.

[baileymagic17]

unfortunatley so do I

[Thefuzz17901]

Unfortunatly, I live around this area...

[drd07001]

2:17 BOOOOOOOOOOM



[bocco33]

This scum bag is now in luzerne Co. prison for beating up on his 77 year old mother. He Did it on 3/25/11. The article can be seen in the Hazlrton Standard Speaker edition on 3/26/11.

Some one should get rachel on his ass. Feel sorry for the mother who lives with the abuse not this waste of human life. He would make a great poster boy for birth controll

[bocco33]

This scum bag is now in luzerne Co. prison for beating up on his 77 year old mother.

Some one should get rachel on his ass.

[joey8544]

this guy just got arrested. check out "pahomepage dot kom"

[drd07001]

chris farley



[xwhatswrongwithmex]

he knew the house was on fire he knew it.

[2007littlepapi]

the constituion makes it so all people are equal. apparently now oil is the superior race and caroscene sucks

[krazykilla1489]

THIS GUY IS AWESOME lmao

[Melqt]

lmao

[ChadDouglasPA]

poor guy :/ lol ok he is smart for sure... he can smell smoke!

[ChadDouglasPA]

poor guy :/



[gts3000]

i love the headbutt into the microphone at 1:33 haha

[xXAuSTiNv2Xx]

i didnt know not filling up the oil tank was so racial

[Bethhbee]

this is my cousin i had just found out.... fml

[GoogleModerator]

@Bethhbee Can we get in touch with him?

[MercilesMarv]

sa sa samoke

[AnnnAnAmouS]

1:33 i mean!!

dont make me get rachael here!

[AnnnAnAmouS]

did he just hit his head on the mic??? at 1:40 lmao

[TrooperM60]

FRIGIN THIS FRIGIN THAT

[UnicornsUnderWater]

I love my community. Those are my 2 local channels -_-

[pushf1forhelp]

Boom! Man..I.. friggin. I heard the friggin explosion. I seen the sa.. sa-moke flying through my friggin damn wall.

[JessicaJEMS]

...gotta love PA

[Eager773]

I wanna be that drunk!!

[TheDNutt09]

Ima get racist!

[hornfeckj]

hahaha "I said look it, . . . . . . . . . . . . the house is on fire" so nonchalantly lol I'm sure he said it just that way too

[Metallifan64]

Herp. Derp.



[codmod55]

This guy makes me upset to be from wilkes barre.

[gregoriousmax]

aaaahahahahahaha "sounds like youve had a few beers"

[codmod55]

@gregoriousmax Welcome to NorthEast PA

[dleedy84]

he lives in a van down by the river

[nascar1998]

@dleedy84 He lives in a van down by the river eating government cheese.

[mbeanlynett]

Can you say AA????

[batelarzou]

i dont think hes drunk and im not sure its funny at all

[shrek187]

@batelarzou

Clearly you have never seen a drunk person at all.

[batelarzou]

really good juke !! but i have to tell you that i can teach you how drunk people talk cuz ive been a policeofficer @shrek187

[shrek187]

@batelarzou

Really? The reason I said that is because that is how one of my friends gets when you try to talk to him.

Pretty much like the guy in this video.

But I guess it depends on the person.

[gasmaskfilmscarmen]

the new antoine dodson....sm.sm..smoke

[ggrock76]

I'm still waiting for Rachael... where is she?? lol

[126happy]

blahahahahahah.....that sounds like me on saturday nights

[TheCloverMatt]

Dubstep Remix! youtube.com/watch?v=Tn2lJk6cvg­I

[km9873]

Hell yeah he is just having a good time lol, he did not even get rachael lol

[SlashMR]

This guy listened to too much Chris Broderick, which undoubtedly forced him to drink..

[cabrioglx]

What excellent reporters...held their composure and asked good questions. WOW!

[combatvet2008]

i hate it when people can't spell

[MrLeiler]

@combatvet2008 I hate it when people cannot spell.*****

[BKR1986]

I take this video personally!

I am a direct descendant of the kerosene people, and for this man to speak in such a condescending way about my people infuriates me! If we don't stop this man now, in a few years time he'll be head of some "anti-Kerosene" terrorist group causing havoc for every member of the Kerosene race!

Together, we can put an end to this racial BS!

[lilbribriboy]

@BKR1986 or you could shut up and calm the fuck down.

[MrNativedude]

He's not drunk you ignorant fuck faces. Obviously he's got a speech problem or he's just slow or both.

Get it right.

[Ependeon]

@MrNativedude Maybe you're right. Maybe just partially. The one reporter did as him about having a few beers.

[AOKSKY]

Heard this on the radio this morning. Thought it was Macho Man Randy Savage.

[gearheadred]

I'm still waiting for him to get racial.

[Drummergrlmj]

is it weird i know were this is and my best friend knows this dude in person? yeahh....true story lmao. i

[medicinegone]

@Drummergrlmj So is he drunk or does he have a speech impediment? Or both?

[Drummergrlmj]

@medicinegone he was totally drunk!! normal guy...just drunk.

[demishade10]

yayyyyyy drunkkk ppl makin us in the area proud.

[demishade10]

only in schuylkill county. way to make us proud. hahah

[Bocaj77]

This guy lives in a van down by the river! RIP Chris Farley

[ggrock76]

And I live in a van, down by the river!!!

[MrIceGuy]

My appreciation for WEED has multiplied tenfold!

[gearheadred]

lol I can picture this guy looking down at the smoldering ashes that used to be his house and yelling "The h-h-houssse issss on ffffff-fire! I-I-II-I KNEW IT!"

[liquidyou]

As drunk as he was, he forgot to leave out the best parts. He didn't tell us the bad things he had to say about his neighbors, and he never got racial.

[crewlager]

Are they interviewing Meat Loaf?

[chaz024]

My f-f-f-father was like, "whatda hell wuzat?!"

[JustBrowsingMeng]

Friggen samoke

[XgokkunX]

Sober Guy on News: My family and I smelled and saw smoke so we left the house as quickly as possible. I'm glad that nobody was hurt in the fire.

[Damien462]

This needs to be on Tosh.0!!!!!

[paradisegunshot]

Poor guy... :(

[Bonkerz80]

WOOT WOOT FOR THE CESS POOL (The Valley), Cause We Be The SHIT!!!!!

[GoldenRetriever5678]

I'm prejudice toward empty oil tanks as well.... This is hysterical!

[freebyrd0816]

@rlawler1016 amen bro me too

[GoldenRetriever5678]

@rlawler1016 I've lived here for 44 years I'm sad that you only associated with the dregs of our local culture. Scranton is on a slight upswing in a country dogged by depression and recession. As with any society we will find what we are looking for. There are many good, hard working, honest people in and around the Scranton area. I hope you become less jaded on your path through life.

[followy0urbliss]

@GoldenRetriever5678 this wasnt even in scranton...this was in hazleton...

[MrMiniwheets44]

U think your lucky to be alive today? NO!NO! B/C im freakin smart! HAHAHHAAH

[kaneesha1022]

this is so drunk he probably doesn't really know whats going on

[calebphelps17]

1:32

[mygoditsfullofstarz]

I think this is really just a bad combo of alcohol, devastation, and in breeding

[starboyjackson]

Winning!

[dacream51]

the irrelevance of the "im gonna get racial" gets me everytime

[EMANUELE316]

The next round is on this guy...

[HannahxShadow]

He never gets racial :/

[lunadea23]

FRIGGING KARO-SEEN EXPLOSION

[gts3000]

it hate it when people get rachael.

[followy0urbliss]

@gts3000 *racial

[gts3000]

@followy0urbliss no shit

[followy0urbliss]

@gts3000 lol your the one that wrote it not me sherlock ;)

[gts3000]

@followy0urbliss hahaha.your an idiot...i ment to write rachael...sherlock

[followy0urbliss]

@gts3000 haha and here we go with some faggot fighting with someone online... -claps- good for you.

[gts3000]

@followy0urbliss thank you!!

[freelobbys4you]

Kinda frigging funny I saw da ssssmooke fflyen trew my wwwalls!!! LOL

[FuckingStanz]

Matt Foley lives.

[snowbording2008]

cuz im freakin sammart

[Bionico71]

i`m going to get raiiiiciiiaall...friking,,

[tmace2016]

Typical coal region