Hitler Has Only Got One Ball

[CymruManx]

Scallops and bollocks for tea? Tasty.

[Stevezom]

is this that dubstep everyone is talking about?

[Daniel181Mr]

@Stevezom u takin the piss

[wwwerfer]

I read: Hitler has only one gas bill

[savethetigers171]

hitler actually has both of his balls. its been proven

[Musificationization]

@savethetigers171 They looked at his corpse and it only had one. It happened during WW1

[DGneoseeker1]

This is truly the strangest version of this song that I have ever heard.

[iwy5555]

Of whit is head!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :p

[Verderer]

Hitler has only got one ball - Goering has two but very small - Himmler has something sim'lar - But poor old Goebbels has no balls at all.....

[nuitaridelphiki]

burn in hell, nazi!

[Dajakaka]

There's a reason that Goebbels had no balls. Look at that tiny boy!

[kedwardsTWO]

i think the traditional version was better by far.

[jamespiperca]

I needed something to cheer me up.

[theyprja]

was this before or after George Carlin said these words...?

[paullubliner]

@theyprja During World War 2 which was 1 Sept ,1939 to 16 August , 1945 JUST in case you didn't know!

[theyprja]

@paullubliner aaahhhhhhhhhhh lol im retarded xP thanks :D

[src438]

Those series are very funny!

But in reality-Rome (Vatican) (The creator of the holocaust see, Pop & Phitler shaking hands-DAH...) playing the jews and American like a violin They will get rid of you so, they can control all of what is left (But ur guys still don't get it-it's O.K. I hope it never will happen)!!!!!!

[CTCJakinator]

this is actually a decent song!

[PokeTVable]

fuck hitler

[rabidbunnies2]

@PokeTVable why bother fucking hitler? he's only got one ball.

[death2hiphopnRnB]

Sounds a lot like like Daman Albarn to me.

[teddypicker12345]

@death2hiphopnRnB

holy shit didnt realise that til now...

[Tom28301016]

My polish mate loves this :P

[TheBasicStuff]

I will sing this when i join the army

[GuoAround]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!

[DeviousDaveTV]

I got to this by searching "Hitler's balls."

[earthlingmike1]

@DeviousDaveTV You'll have better luck searching for just one.

[romanringpiece]

Every german is hitler as is every russian stalin

[sodaxcandy08]

@romanringpiece SAY THAT TO MY BIO TEACHER!!!! =]

[Linguma]

@romanringpiece does that mean every american is abe lincoln and are gay?

[ROFL7651]

ובכן היטלר מגיע זה!

[ltink6]

@anglosaxon 9 Austrian! Not Australian dumbass!

[anglosaxon9]

Brilliant ...... mind you, on a serious note, how did an evil Australian genius manage to come to power in Germany ?

[kinga550]

@anglosaxon9 Australian?

[eca66666]

хуита

[ChrisCarney123]

Hitler, you were opening your mouth all the time. Careful you accidentally bite other people's balls

[GekoRaider6229]

Mein Deutsch ist sehr gut, wie ich Hitlar war in einem fruheren Leben!

(My German is very good because I was Hitler in a past life)

[al3699]

if you could scroll the lyrics across the bottom of the screen with a bouncing testicle that would be the bollocks

[TheShoelace123]

funny

[misschibigeisha]

holyshit I wanna sing this on the school trip to Berlin!

[Brookwest07]

@misschibigeisha That would be epic...

[wowgm2222]

Hiter hat nur einen Ball!

Hiter has only got one ball!

[DanM25456]

@wowgm2222 I'm singing that in German class tomorrow.

[TheSorrowsGhost]

And this, my friends, is why the US and the UK are allies.

[dogfightman12]

nice song.

[AvatarSpyro]

My best friend and I sung this at school one time. We almost got expelled. Lol

[TZProdutionz]

nice BALLS

[kenken8765]

hitler has only got one ball

justin bieber has no balls at all

[drpoppabong]

dan then man in the local icecream van plays the ucecram version when he wants too sell stuff ha!

[Affenpuff]

32 nazis watched this

[mickey6783]

this reminds me of Justin bieber

[PS3Worshipper]

Lol. Epic song. Glad the faggot's dead.

[LLydarth]

So has David Cameron judging by his voice. Someone should write a version of this song about him.

[bartsch90]

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[cpu1917]

@bartsch90

Y

ALL

HEILING

TO

A MAN WITH 1 BALL?

THT'S SAD,DUDE.

[MrNightblade]

@cpu1917 it's a piss take dude :)

[Pr0pagandaFilms]

@bartsch90 Sieg Heil

[Katiee987]

my parrot whistles this tune :L

[1488dicksforhitler]

PLEASE MY NEO (PRETEND SUCKERS TO BE A )NAZI CHILDS GIVE ME ONE BALL.... I DESPERATELY TRY TO FIX MY PROBLEM!!! I CANT LIVE ANYMORE WITH ONE BALLLL HELLLPPP MEEE!!!!

[mrmikey212]

I think hitler would be proud to have a song.

[assasination0sam]

@mrmikey212 he has still his home country germany and the ex-nazis in america....

taht fucked up bastard with one ball....

like justin bieber :P

[chrie1000]

hahaha holy shit this is soooooooo funny hahah his mother a dirty bugger

[Rward783]

Very funny this song had me fist pumping

[SafezoneDiaries]

History is my topic and yes... He lost one... Seeing as my brother had corrective surgery (men, bear with me this is serious) it's painful to think an Enfield made his masculinity go down by 10 points.

But by god it hurts even mentioning that fact. And yeah, he may have lost WW1 for the Wermacht but one reason he was deranged was getting gassed.

[Nekrospike666]

@SafezoneDiaries And of course his father being drunk and beating him...

[theextremereveiwers]

why r u talking about hitler the song is funny

[surgeithesinner]

He may have lost one in the first world war actually.

Don't know bout you but if someone from the Uk had taken one of my balls I would have bombed London as well.

[kvkgabber]

this is a fact we can never know because a recently performed research that was done on the skull they found next to hitlers bunker showed that this skull belonged to a woman. Possibly Eva Braun. So we cannot prove any myths concerning hitler's balls or even his death.

[cale1231986]

Both of you were wrong - he had both balls, and the autopsy couldn't be done because he has been burned down with gasoline

watch History chanel

[bombdisposal15]

hitler had only 1 testicle so dont lie it says in the autopsy...............

[123joris1231992]

russian autopsy, which isn't trustworthy cuz stalin ruled... and stalin probably want to make Hitler ridiculous...

[Linkster2o]

@123joris1231992

Hitler was already ridiculous...

[micaofboca]

The Universal answer to all questions possible is simply: "POSSIBLY"  Rod Serling knew it when he produced the Twilight Zone story with Captain Kirk feeding coins into a devilish table juke box that was popular in the 1950's. It will make you have deja vu's of your deja vu's, so watch out. Eric Dolphy's lump on his forehead contained all the answers to the universe. It's just a shame that he and Steve Lacy are no longer with us to teach us and guide us with our human foibles. Cheers

[aidalai6]

nein he actually had a single solitary one

[cona94]

He actually had both

[lovefink2]

I want my 2:25 minutes of life back.

[Cheekytriangle]

What the F***?

Why do people talk about "the jews"

There are so many different jewish cultures all across the world! Its definitely possible that some jews are power hungry, and others are obsessed with testicles, but most of us are just normal people.

[TheRonfl]

+2 points for saying something very true, but -20 for answering an obvious troll.

[FIFA07Addicted]

@Cheekytriangle LOL obsessed with testicles XD but yeah you´re right

[earthlingmike1]

@Cheekytriangle I'm 1/8 Jewish and I'm very proud of my balls.

[Cheekytriangle]

@earthlingmike1 Well... I'm sure you're pretty normal too XD

[earthlingmike1]

@Cheekytriangle Normal is the last thing I want to be.

[Cheekytriangle]

@earthlingmike1 And yet...

[earthlingmike1]

@Cheekytriangle Well I do have two testicles, if that's what you're wondering.

[freakyflow]

@Desvena lol who the fuck cares the video has nothing to do with a history lesson faillll

[Temporal94]

@Desvena Damn hypocrite.

[FvckingMetal]

lol

[Nekrospike666]

@LifeRingsOfTruth WTF are you on about? If you want somone to listen to your anti-Jewish views you Nazi-Sympathetic scum then kindly go talk to a wall...

[TragicRose26]

My cousin had to find songs for a project and sing them in front of the class he picked this song and got into trouble LMAO

[rhyno115]

some sniper LAWL

[barriolimbas]

First read about this song in comics, Garth Ennis' Adventures in the Rifle Brigade, funny book,. And even if you didn't know the tune, you unconsciously sing it to Bridge on the River Kwai

[gogmorgoaway]

Haha.. listen closely... the beat is someone saying "Zeig Heil"

[bigfatboy27666]

How did you notice that?

[gogmorgoaway]

not sure... it's easier to hear after the singing stops, although they stop doing it about halfway through the music only bit at the end.

[bigfatboy27666]

Pretty good hearing you have there.

[HBKsweetCHINmusic10]

Ha yeah i can hear that now

[dragson1745]

what does that mean?

[nwgeaser]

Hitler has only got one ball

the other is on the kitchen wall

his mother the dirty bugger

cut it off when he was small...

[majik2hanz]

Makes me recall a 'classical' variation sung to chorale part of Beethoven's 9th

"Adolph Hitler ,Heinrich Himmler

Josef Goebbels, nazi's all!

They were vile, they were evil

they will surely fry in hell"

[thewilloffire08]

he did have one ball,it happend when he got shot in the stomach,it probably made him mentaly unbalanced

[thesayxx]

actualy it's true. hitler had realy one ball :D the other was bit of by a goat when he was young :D haha

i love the song xD

[ACE0HUNTER]

Actually Hitler lost his ball during WWI in a battle somewhere, my history teacher's uncle died in the same battle.

[thesayxx]

oh cool :D but i like goat version hehe

my grate grandfather fought in ww1 (but on the russian front on austrian side :) )

[HBKsweetCHINmusic10]

Yea, It was shot off by an expert marksman in some war

[Aeroic2k9]

WW1

[FIFA07Addicted]

expert marksman lolz

[MattOGormanSmith]

It's buggar, which was about as strong as a group of soldiers could sing in public back then, and even then only if no ladies were present .

[joetheho99p]

This isn't even funny. in fact, I think it's pretty lame.

[MrTeeVee]

Infact it is bugger. -.-

[battycreas3]

listen coser to the song

you only wish it was bugger bcoz ur a little

stingy on swearing. whats wrong, will ur mother give u a spank if u do swear

[MrTeeVee]

No, you listen 'coser' to the song.

I wish it was bugger because I'm little?

Lol.

Mature.

[battycreas3]

you also got bad listening FUCKER

[tailgunner66]

pt. II

And she threw it into a conker tree,

And it landed beneath the deep blue sea,

The fishes got out their dishes,

And had scallops and bollocks for tea.

Hitler has only got one ball,

The other is in the Albert Hall,

His mother, the dirty bugger,

Cut it off when he was small.

[battycreas3]

fucker not bugger listen clossely

[satan9221]

no its bugger

[Elfonz0]

of course hitlor has 1 ball its the way of a true nazis!

[Arkura]

naaana taraap taratata youhuu shouuuuld really SHUT THE FUCK UP nana...HITLER ONLY GOT 1BALL....

[ShellyBelly123456789]

I only watched this because my Grandma was singing this song all day. xD

[achmeadies08]

Hitler has only got one ball,

The other is on the kitchen wall,

His mother, the dirty bugger,

Chopped it off when he was small.

Hitler had only one brass ball,

Ger-ring had two but they were small,

Himmler had something simmler,

And poor old Go-balls had no balls at all.

[achmeadies08]

AHAHAHASHAOMGWTFROFLS!!!! AHHAHA

[MangekyouEyes]

XD!!!

[Pighood]

Hilter can not has a teleprompter.

[titfreak999999999999]

i watch this movie evry day

[stoneisland1314]

yes this hitler was a wanker

[Bluelight111]

hahahahaha, this is funny xD

[achmeadies08]

indeed rofls

[Tiyong55]

ur an ass hole

[masterchief987432]

WTF

[EmoNinjaKat89]

wie tun, wissen Sie, dass das tat Sie überprüfen, und das ist so niedrig ich bin deutsch

[Niglas123]

england was conquered by the saxons...and they lived in what is today called germany...

[frasernater13]

no the saxons lived in what today is the german/danish border.

and don't bring up the angles as they were completly danish.

[HorribleLou]

English people are Anglo-Saxon.

Angles were a German tribe.

Saxons were a German tribe.

Therefore, the English descend from Germans. Simple.

[frasernater13]

no the angles were danish and the saxons were a german/danish mix

[HBKsweetCHINmusic10]

funny

[MrVersipellis]

Funny song! Wonder if it's true...

[lip233]

Apparently russian soldiers might have chopped it off or something o.o that's what I heard

[TheJaviii]

it was shot off in ww1. google it

[JCPUTT]

Adolph Shickelgruber (Hitler) was born

with one undescended testicle. A common affliction amongst newborn

boys in those days. Mussolini also had

an attenuated package but El Duce's

lack of post groin material is hard to

put to music.

[MrVersipellis]

Agreed on the music thing!!!

[HorribleLou]

To the anti-German jackass, if you're English, you descend from us Germans, sheissenkopf.

And for the record, Hitler was born in Austria, not Germany, but still German.

I don't know whether he actually only had one nut or not.

[DTM300]

he did, it got shot off, as rare as it sounds. The battle of the somme, 1916.

[HorribleLou]

Damn.

[lip233]

The germans never conquered England... :S

[frasernater13]

peoplle say that the angles and the saxons were german but the angles are completly danish and the saxons lived were what is now the border between germany and denmark so realy were Danish.

[SayJanosz]

the angles you speak of are anglos.

GET IT RIGHT

[eplemannen]

All of the above were GermanIC. The Danes in this period lived on Denmark's large islands, Jutland being inhabited by Jutes.

[soul111smasher]

Lol, it's not germany's fault that peice of shit was born there. I would stop blaming germans and take out your hitler-rage by singing this, very loudly.

[Drummercalvin]

I Like This Song!

[cr7kid]

LOVE THIS SONG

[eien92]

okay just saying that there's no need to blame germans. hitler just happened to be german, he could have been from anywhere in the world. >8(

[BENebuchadnezzar]

this is so shit!!!

[jumpkiddy]

no.......fukin one ball go bak home and die

[jumpkiddy]

fukin hitler scumbag kiddy raping pieces of shit

ALL GERMANS NEED TO FUCK OFF AND DIE!

[EsquireTube]

You sound like Hitler yourself by saying an entire race needs to be wiped out.

[Tmineff]

Fuck you, you racist scumbag.

You are no worse then Hitler!

Ich bin stolz deutscher zu sein.

[sangamkhajoom]

hate germans fuck hitler

[beryldunn]

fuck off germans.

[machihim2008]

Same in our school, everyones going... HITLER HAS ONLY GOT ONE BALL!!!

[shortANDsweet94]

hitler is a sick twisted dipshit!

theshow2k8, WHAT THE FUCK?

are you serious?

how do you think there isn't proof of the holocaust. there is proof. do your researchhhhh. damnn. people are retarded these dayss

[AnimeXprincess10]

Lmaoo,

what a twatt :P

[tomtheft]

The proof is all around you. There are still survivers this very day who have ID numbers tatooed on there wrist. Go to Europe and visit the ruins of the interment camps. They are still there. Go and see for yourself. The Holocaust did happen, and anyone who thinks it didn't is mistaken.

[redgreenpaper]

this song isnt even funny. its just dumb. especially with accents like that

[CCCP0155]

Hitler was sexually disabled LOL!

[facefilms87]

HITLER HAS ONLY GOT ONE BALL!

[chickenzincasinoz]

DAMN BRITISH PPLZ!! learn to speak properlly like us aussies