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  • Hmmm. Lap time of Cayman (320 hp) is almost 1 sec faster by same driver. I thought big hp advantage of Caddy would more than offset handling advantage of Cayman.

  • is that time accurate?

  • Finally, an american car that can stand up to the euro's!! To bad that GM needed our money to do this!! But all in all, I dont think that the caddy is a better made car!! I think the design was made up by a 10yr old with a knife and a block of cheese. The interior is alot of plastic.

  • @tuengem..the cts-v was out before the bailout. As far a quality, it's 100% better than it was before and the quality is spreading all throughout the whole GM line. You must be a Ford person, if so take a real hard look at GM.

  • CRAP video. Dont bother watching. Its all cut up with pics of some dicks face.

  • So the ZR1 was 5 seconds better than the R8, and the CTS-V was 3 seconds slower than the R8.....German Performance my ass

  • In all seriousness your opinion on this car doesn't fucking matter. What is serious is how seriously fucking awesome this guys job is and how good he is at it.

  • Horrible driving. Sloppy.

  • @unit36

    You've obviously never driven a car at this level of performance. If you had, you'd recognize the driver's skill. In fact, I wonder if you're even old enough to drive?

  • Simply Awsome this CTS-V is my New favorite car!!(former was AMG 63)

  • Also, I gave iron and Harry some thumbs up. It's great how the most favorable comments get posted on top now.

  • porsche driver aint got no business in my car.

  • Randy Pobst doesn't drive Porsches. he drives a Volvo.

  • Wow Skatesrock, I bet birds fly upside down over your 03 535i with a jaw dropping 245 BHP. I have had the pleasure of driving several CTS-V's, all of them being 05 & 06 models w/ the LS6 & LS2, and I have only good things to say. I can only imagine the cargasm I would get from the new model w/ the Supercharged 6.2L. 20K cheaper than the M5 & E63 and blows them out of the water. GET SOME!!!!!

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  • It's people who are insecure enough to be laughed out their friends Country Club that Need Bmw badges on the front of there cars. The cts-v is only to be driven by leaders, not follower!! you should try it sometime... then again maybe not.

  • I couldn't have said it better myself.

  • @RockinTylor18 confirmed for retard 

  • Man I know, I own a 09 G37 and is does 0-60 in 5.5, NO way a cts-v that does 0-60 in 3.9 is better then my import???????

    let's be real here, Yes imports are good cars for the most part my g37 gets great mpg for being as fast as it is, but yopu better believe as soon as I get done remodeling my house and have some free cash, that import is being demoted to " wife's car' for good. The cts-v is one of the greatest cars ever, name 1 STOCK import sedan that can beat it?

  • Sure CTS-V is very fast car but I think is very ugly inside out.

    For the some money I would go with IS-F or C63 AMG anyday.

  • Porsche Panamera Turbo

    stock, from the Stuttgart factory and it beat the CTS-V's Nurburgring time by 3 seconds.

  • the 140K Panamera Turbo *may* be faster than the 70K CTS-V, but they have not proven it at nurburgring. the 7:56 is unofficial and not recognized in the nurburgring database. it was a closed run with no verification. it was a bogus time being used for porsche marketing.

  • oh look, its the CTS-V/ZR-1 fanboy who is REALLY annoying with the "ZR-1 IS KING!" bullcrap.

    so what is this "database" you speak of? Wikipedia? lmao because the Nurburgring doesn't have a "database" of lap times on their website. infact, its incredibly hard to navigate their website.

    just because it isn't showing up on Wikipedia's list, doesn't mean its a false time.

  • prove it fatboy!

  • i'm not the one who needs to prove anything. you speak of this supposed "database" that doesn't exist on their website.

    i mean its not that hard to look at the website and see that there isn't such a thing. must be your blatent fanboism that's blinding you so much, that you can't do it yourself.

  • you say the 7:56 is official then prove it with a legit link.

  • you say it's unofficial from the Nurburgring's database, which doesn't exist. you're pulling info out of your ass.

    so YOU are the one who is supposed to be proving me wrong.

  • yes, this official 7:56 does not exist in any legit automotive database. if it doesn't exist, then i've proved my point. you need to prove your point by giving us a legit link to this official 7.56. stop talking out your ass!

  • i neither say it was unofficial or official. so again, i don't need to prove anything.

    my point was that your blatent fanboism was shining through because you think your beloved CTS-V is unbeatable along with your beloved ZR-1.

    oh great, now he's going to do the whole "ZR-1/CTS-V IS KING!" bullshit again.

  • you make no sense at all. it's either OFFICIAL or UNOFFICIAL/BULLSHIT, you can't argue both FATBOY!!!

  • hey, moron, guess what....

    I'M NOT ARGUING BOTH! notice how i said i never said it was unofficial or official. so i was not arguing that point. my point was that you're a fanboy who thinks his 2 fantasy cars are the fastest damn things in the world when they aren't.

    you proved that point by admitting you were wrong about the Nurburgring having this "database". you pulled info out of your ass to make it look like the CTS-V was still on top.

  • It's either OFFICIAL OR NOT!!! pick one and prove it fatboy!!!

  • seriously, do you have a problem with reading or comprehending simple shit? i mean seriously...

    what part of "i never said it was unofficial or official" don't you understand?

  • official or not? pick one FATBOY!!!!

  • do i have to spell it out for you?

    i never

    said

    it was

    official,

    nor did i

    ever say it was unofficial.

    therefore, since i didn't say either, then this retarded argument needs to stop. seriously, i can't even believe you're 38 years old. i feel bad for your children and wife if you have any.

  • so which one are you bitching about? Is it OFFICIAL or NOT FATBOY!!!!!

  • wow, do you REALLY not have that much of a life that you spend hours upon HOURS on the computer? i mean, every time i've responded back, you're ALWAYS been there to respond right back right that minute.

    have you even slept yet? holy crap, dude. i'm SO glad i have a job so i don't have to feel as miserable as you do everyday of your miserable and lonely life.

  • don't change the subject. you're replying to me so you're on the computer now too.

    Listen FATBOY, take that twinke out your mouth and tell us if it's OFFICIAL or NOT???!!!

  • i'm changing the subject because you're too much of a moron to realize what i'm saying.

    oh and by the way, ever heard of having a computer at work? oh wait, you've never worked a damn day in your life. so know, you haven't heard of that.

  • So fatboy elmo, is the time OFFICIAL or BULLSHIT!! stop talking out your ass and start talking with your pudgy lips!! let's hear it bitch!

  • you've gotta feel sorry for someone who can't comprehend simple stuff.

    i think he's doing this because he's a lonely and miserable man. he needs someone to talk to, so i've become the victim of him not understanding how to talk to other people since he's never been outside of his mother's house. he doesn't have a wife or children and lives in his mother's basement. all of that at the VERY old age of 38.

  • elmo, the problem with you is that you're FAT. You're FAT in person and you're FAT online. if you can just stop stuffing your face with twinkies, you might get along with others. Stop being a FAT FUCK!!!

  • nice, now you're just stealing insults because you're too ignorant to come up with your own.

    so how do ironchopsticks' balls taste?

  • @youlance29 lol cant stop laughin.

  • where do you work? at a twinkie factory?

  • obviously you spend your life sticking food in your mouth... how else do you become 400 lbs with huge man boobies? i bet you havent seen your penis in years. i bet tying your shoes is an exercise in futility. i bet you sweat just lifting food to your mouth. am i right?

  • @ironchopsticks go talk somewhere else about your insecurities

  • by the way, people....

    this kid doesn't "own" anything. he's 14.

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  • Wow alot of people in here hate GM. CTS-V and ZR1 prove that GM can actually make a good car if they try.

    I don't understand the skepticism. The numbers speak for themselves people need to do their research.

  • Shit it did faster than the shelby500gt take that ford cocksukers u cant take the gm power.

  • We must all remember that the 2009 CTSv competes with the next generation M5 which has not been released yet.

    The 2009 M5 you see today was developed in 2003 to be the 2004 M5.

    2004-2009+ M5 competes with

    2003-2008 CTSv

    You cannot compare the same car to two different generations of the CTSv.

    The last M5 dominated its generation. The next M5 which competes against this CTSv will be released in 2010-11. M5 will retain its dominance.

    Try again haters. ;)

  • I suppose you were part of the development of the new V?

    Fanboys take a hike!

    2009 V vs. 2009 M. thats that.

    Accept it. I'll see you @ the track.

  • CTS-V is KING!!!!

  • CTS-V IS KING!!!!

  • CTS-V SMOKES M5!!!!!

  • ALWAYS REMEMBER, ZR1 IS KING!!!!

  • ZR1 is king, I agree.

    elmo wouldnt fit in one, and if he did, the right side would be off the ground. his fat ass would probably destroy the precise suspension, too!

  • I've never seen a professional reviewer give the CTS-V any mark that would have you b elieve the car is shitty. Some of them may have bias towards it's competitors, but to be professional means to be true.

    None of them can say this is a shitty car, and keep their credablilty.

    So just live with it, the CTS-V ius the real deal, from the factory, and can be upgraded for way cheaper than ANY of it's competitors...not that it needs it.

    We know zero of the new M5, so stop acting like U do.

  • CTS-V is faster than crapy M5 or fat RS6 ...

  • oh it "spanked" the m5...this guy is such a d-bag...the m5 is 4 years old and it only fell short slightly...but the ctsv "spanked" it...he just can't resist...smug bastard w/ his stupid american bias...this car sucks dick, new m5 will take a shit on it

  • Da Bomb

  • bullshit! the M5 is an automotive piece of art! the cadillac is just a shitty v8 car with an interior made by mattel!!

  • you can see the ride of this pieco of shit?

    is tiny fast than the m5, and miles away from build quality and ride and confort...

    If you want to go fast on track you buy a sports car not a luxury saloon. M5 is almost as fast on track as the CTS, but on the road is is as good as the normal 5 series, the CTS just isnt.

  • lol

  • i think AMS has a beasty Cadillac. i wonder what they would do with this mother

  • He brakes way too early.

  • nah the car gets "angry" if you brake then immediatly turn.... You gotta let go of the gas, brake turn while taping the gas

  • what? Get angry?

  • im not trying to be a dick but if you raced you would know

  • wtf does that mean? what your saying does not making any sense and is not even race lingo. I have used breaks and turned and it is fine. Also tapping the gas when braking just stupid, fades the brakes, but only someone who raced would know right?

  • ur looking at it all wrong. U r right but if you go into a 90 degree corner slamming on the brakes and attempting to turn the car gets thrown to the outter part of the track and you dont want that

  • Oh you thought I was talking about sharp turns? I was talking about like apex or round curve. Obviously if you drive the car and brake too late on a 90 degree turn you are asking for the back end to swing and you will just loose more time. I was talking about an apex curve, where the guy was braking like 70 ft before the turn, i mean it is a cadillac cts v, the car can be driven faster than what he is doing, he maybe a gt driver but i am fairly disappointed at his driving style.

  • Now we understand eachother :)

  • These videos are absolutely the best.

  • he coulda done better on the 1st, corkscrew and final turn.

  • "God bless America noises"... LOL ... Awesome!

  • what a job!

  • This is the one with the Corvette engine. I think they should have run it with the 6-Speed manual. Does this come in a 7-speed auto??

    BTW...

    It doesn't really surprise me to hear this beat out the M5. I think the M5 has too much torque making the clutch feel too "truck-like" for a sport sedan. When I drove it, I was reminded of a Ford F-series.

    ...but that's just my opinion.

    Did anyone else have a different/better experience??

  • i wish!!! lol

  • at least the m5 still revs rather high. Check out the new Jaguar XF-R if you wanna see some massive truck-like torque. low revs and sounds great, some say its even faster than the m5 as well.

  • Why are you posting things when you've no idea what you're talking about?

    BMW M5 - 383 Lb-Ft Torque

    CTS-V - 551Lb-Ft Torque

    CTS-V has got a supercharger. M5's engine is NA.

    Small wonder the CTS-V beat the M5 around a road course(by less than half a second tho) which favoured CTS-V, because it didn't allow M5's engine to rev high out of slow turns.

  • The M5 revs higher too. So, what's your point?? That doesn't stop it from driving like a truck. It's just one of the ugly things about the M5 clutch. It's the same way on the X3 and the X5 but not the rest of the 5-series for whatever reason. II haven't figured it out and I don't really care enough to attempt it.

  • that's because the m5 wasn't engineered to ever be used with a manual gearbox. they only offered it in america for old school idiots that don't understand automotive engineering, or automobiles in general. only power.

    the car was designed specifically to be used with the 7 speed smg gearbox, and i bet if motortrend used it it would have won.

  • yeah you just don't know much about cars in general if you're willing to insult guys who prefer a manual. I'll refrain from using any childish language or assumptions like you.

    and by the way, as far as I've seen the M5 goes from losing to just barely losing(a few tenths of a second) when equipped with the SMG.

  • i think you responded to the wrong comment... i'm not a fan of the double clutch, auto clutch, etc. gearboxes. give me 6 gears and a stick to shift them and i'm the happiest man on the planet.

    but it is true that the m5's v10 engine and that smg gearbox were engineered to work specifically with each other, and that the engine was never intended to be used with a 6 spd manual. like i said, it's only an option for the US.

  • It's not the best manual in the world, but it's only a one flaw you can easily get over unless you're pussy.

  • Looks like fun!

  • This Car is Amazing, I have Been a Tech for GM for 10 years and I own an '05 CTS-V. The '09 is the best by far. I would still want manual trans not an automatic though.

  • I agree. The 6-speed gives the driver more control. :^)

  • faster than the camarro huh

  • that guy cant drive for shit. its a ctv V, not a CTS Vagina

  • this driver sucks

  • That's a fast old guy car.

  • you tube should actually sponsor the special olympics once they start making that hulu money. come on guys just enjoy the vid leave the pwning for yo mama season 3 tryouts

  • peanut gallery FAIL.

  • Even though I have no idea what you just said, it sounded pretty funny.

  • I want one in black. I'll have to break down and get an iPod so I can listen to Henry Mancini's Peter Gunn Theme in a continual loop. Epic sophistication, with a gritty growl.

  • good perfromance good driver... seeing how he fairly drives cars from all around the world like the R8 in the other video his perfromance puts a shame to best motoring driver who always makes miss shift, take wired line with non japanese cars! Thats how a fair compare should be.. good work MT Greetings from Germany

  • i would fuk ur ugly mom for this car.

    its amazin. jsut not in this color. a red one b nice.

  • Evo X FQ400 FTW!!!

  • That's a factory tuned car exclusively tuned in British Mitsubishi in-house tuner, exclusively for British market and you're not even British. So have fun with it in your dream. Furthermore it costs as much as BMW M3

    Btw. Driver's republic tested it and the M3 spanked it.

  • hahaha this car rules, if you like american cars or not, you gotta show it respect. game over.

  • You got that right, this car deserves respect.

    So why is the rating on this video 1 star?

  • Sorry my dear .. but I don't respect it at all .. it's crap :(

  • wow the cadillac look cheap

    yea yea beat the m5, but m5 are way more gud looking

  • i love those shifters behind the wheel. Buttons instead of paddles.

  • those god bless america noises, lol

  • The best driver's car in the world is the cls 63 amg for me

  • That's the best growling car :P

  • and it's realy beautiful

  • It really is, I love it too.

  • Are you pt? or br?

  • You mean Portuguese or British?

  • I mean "wath's you'r nationality?"

  • its pretty badass.. and in europe you dont see many cadilacs. but bmw and porsches almost on every streetcorner.

  • Saudi Arabia.. aka .. country that made you live well because of its oil. Anyway, that's not the subject .. the video shows a car not else, you racial :)

  • It's the other was around asshole. Stick to subjects you know about: sand, camels and raping your sister.

  • Obviously, you haven't driven a CTS-V, or even listened to anything the driver said in the video. Stupid people who know nothing about cars? You obviously know nothing about cars yourself. Now would you please fail on some other video?

  • As long as you're a big fan of this crap called CTS-V, would you please explain some things about it? ammm.. maybe the ugly exterior design specially the rear and the rims, the cheap dashboard and gauges, the embarrassing gear lever and and and and ....

  • ....its handling? That is obviously something "other than power" that it prioritizes. Start watching this video from 2:47 and try posting again, remembering that this guy is a professional driver.

  • You didn't get the idea, did you? When you say HANDLING, do you expect from this car that it can match up with any German sport car at the same class in HANDLING section? Do you believe that this car has all that complicated technology, found on German or even Japanese sport cars? I know it has nice handling, but this doesn't deserve all that money you would spend to buy one. Sorry man.. but everyone has his own point of view :)

  • Actually, it's said to be almost on pair with 5 year old BMW M5. Surely, it's no match to newer M3, but it's very good. Kind of like the Mercedes C63 AMG.

    There aren't many good American cars, but this is one of the greatest they've ever made. So is the ZR1 Corvette.

    So, if you want to bash American cars, pick another one. There's a lot to choose from :P

  • haha the only good american cars are a short list i agree with you.... and the good ones are waay exspensive like the ZR1 and the CTS-V........ and i like the fact you compared it to the C63 AMG cuz thats exactly its competitor i think, theyre both fast 4door powerfuil powersliding cars lol

  • Er, I don't think so. CTS-V with it's supercharged engine outpowers C63 AMG by a mile.

  • yeah but they are similar in every way driving wise so why dont you take into account something other than straight up power?

  • Well, I like both.

  • yea right, cause the number one selling vehicle has been the F150 for years,,,and check the sales on the Focus,,,,,,

  • wow you named two good american cars..... and the focus is ugly lol...... short list like i said..

  • The only handling you know about is in regards to your genitalia and camels.

  • moonfades2009 the CTS-V is about more than just power, it is about handling as well. Many German luxury sports sedans and Japanese ones as well rely on McPherson struts in the front, not the CTS-V it uses independent unequal length arms on the front and rear that respond to changes in the road better. Most of the German and Japanese cars you referred to still use hydraulic shocks, but the CTS-V uses the same MagnaRide shocks found on the ZR1 and Ferrari's 599 GTB.

  • The CTS-V has one of the most advanced suspensions in the world. Magnetic ride control.

  • The CTS-V is the best sedan in the world that has ever been built evryone who works for GM and is a part of GM should be crying in hapiness over this huge acomplishment that the CTS-V is because evrything the CTS-V doess is incredable for a car that nearly wieghs 2 tons and the CTS-V is by far superior to evry car in its class in evry performance catogoery.

  • He said it was pretty easy lose it with power. If there still one reason why some drivers prefer the M5 over the CTS-V, it's its lack of any forced induction.

    With Superchargers and Turbochargers, you're getting a bit of lag, and then a massive waves of torque.

    With NA engine like the one BMW M5 has, you just press the pedal and it's immediately there, you can dose the power precisely to your liking. That's why some drivers I've spoken to still prefer BMW M5 at the limit.

  • ...yes, the CTS-V is faster by <1 second around most tracks, but it's up to individual to decide what matters to him.

  • Wow, "spanked" The M5? Hm, cool, um, Its a 6.2 Supercharged V-8, against a 5.0 V-10..And The M5 is heavier, and the CTS is only a few ticks faster with worse braking distance :)

  • the ctsv is also about $30 k less

  • sweet car

  • OMG!!! anyone else recognize this track....it's one of the tracks from the GRAN TURISMO game....i think it's on GRAN TURISMO 3 or 4.....but wow i have good eyes...lol....2's....

  • well its Laguna Seca (Mazda Speedway...) it says in the title

  • i read the title but didnt put the 2 together until i was lookin at the track thinking i've been there b4 in another life...wow i have a great memory....it's been about 4 years since i've even seen the game....2's...

  • i reconize this track too... i own it up on this track... exept for the corkscrew.. i get powned there

  • lol i kno what u mean, i guess i could've looked at the title but i havent played the game in so long i wouldnt have known what a Laguna Seca was....i was just watching him drive and im like dam i know i've seen this somewhere...it looks just like it...2's...

  • Yeah its in Gran Turismo and almost every other serious racing as well including Forza2. It's a world famous track and the corkscrew turn is one of the most well known turns. So yeah, anyone who is a car or car gaming enthusiast would recognize Laguna Seca when they see it.

  • i'm surprised i didn't hear the supercharger at all! just the V8 growl!

  • the supercharger is tuned down a lot on this motor thats for the most part why... its the same engine as the ZR1 but tuned down for the CTS-V

  • i think the R8 was only 100 something seconds, so the V was only 3 something seconds slower

  • CTS-V= one hell of a car

  • beautiful car. cadillac stepped up big time with the cts-v. corvette power baby!!!

  • Ugh. You had me til "macho, manly, god-bless-America noises".

  • nah, they already did that test, the Caddi is still faster. It has torque, something the M5 doesn't have, which allows it to really push out of corners, which is basically where the CTS-V won on the track.

  • the M5 is 13 seconds slower around the Nurburgring than this new CTS-V, so no, it wouldn't be.

  • the panamera already beat the caddi's time in nurburgring.

  • ok, but we're not talking about the Porsche now are we? no. the Panamera might of become the fastest production sedan on the Nurburgring, but its not in the same class as the M5, CTS-V, E63, and RS6.

  • the panamera is in the same class, retardo - it's a 4-door sedan, and it's the fastest 4-door sedan around the nurburgring. the cts-v had that dubious honor for 5 minutes.

  • um no, it is not in the same class. the class that the Panamera is in includes the Mercedes-Benz CLS, Maserati Quattroporte, and Aston Martin Rapide.

    the Panamera's dimensions should tell you what class its in. just because it has 4 doors, doesn't mean its in the same class. if that were the case, then a Toyota Camry might as well be in the same class as the Panamera.

  • elmo, then all the car magazines and shows must be wrong and youre right. the fact that they bring up the new record for 4-door sedan means rubbish - yes i get it. as long as some fat ugly ass motherfucker on youtube decides on the categories then we can forgo the 'experts' in the mags and tv.

  • lmao@experts. wow, that just shows your intelligence. you believe magazines and shows over the dimensions of a car. awesome.

    yes, it broke the record for the fastest 4 door saloon on the Nurburgring. but that does not put it in the same market as the CTS-V.

    the Porsche Panamera's market is not the mid-size super sedan market. it is the fullsize "4-door coupe" market in which is competes. Porsche isn't targetting the CTS-V, nor are they targetting any other cars in that market.

  • again, if it were the case of it just being a 4-door sedan to make it compete with the CTS-V, then we might as well put the Camry into that market. what do you think? Camry vs. CTS-V? Camry vs. Panamera?

  • you should get your own car magazine. you could call it obsolescent ogre.

    but all you'll find is still no one gives a shit what you think.

  • thanks for proving my point. you're just a kid who was proven wrong and his last resort is to insult people because he takes the internet seriously.

    i love it. i'm sick as fuck right now, but all this laughing is making me feel a bit better. thanks.

  • lol are you laughing b/c you just looked at your reflection b4 the mirror broke? seriously though, i haven't seen such a grotesque face like yours since the last time i was under a bridge.

    i love how you try to disguise your quadruple chin with a pubis patch. theres more fat in your face then in a wagyu steer with hypothyroidism.

    lemme guess, they made a movie about you.... the 40 year old virgin. even hellen keller wouldnt touch you with a 10 ft pole. LOL

  • yes, just keep making those insults. its showing how unintelligent someone can really be. since you've been proven wrong so many times, you resort to insulting that someone who proved you wrong.

    by the way, why would i be laughing at myself when i said "thanks"? because wouldn't that be implying that YOU'RE the one making me laugh? or are you just too mentally retarded to understand that?

    by the way, fat insults don't bother me. but keep them coming. i need some more laughs.

  • lol i feel so sorry for your fat face i *almost* feel guilty about making fun of a 40 year old virgin. please keep making more videos as a PSA to all our children, the message being if you're ugly dont compound the problem by eating donuts.

    i swear you have to be one of the ugliest mofos ive ever seen in my life. lol

  • i swear you have to be one of the most pathetic morons i've ever seen in my life. and one thing is that you're a dude judging how a guy looks. hmm...seems like someone is stuck in the closet.

    its quite hilarious how you think calling me fat actually bothers me. but thanks Capt. Obvious, i would of never known i was fat if you didn't tell me. i mean i've never stepped on a scale or even taken a look at myself in my own videos.

  • but thanks again. fat people need more people like you to tell them the obvious.

    what do you think you're going to get out of life by constantly bitching about stupid shit on the internet? i mean even if you do end up winning this little internet argument, its not going to go onto your resume, you're not going to get a certificate from the interwebs, and you're definitely not going to get a piece of ass out of it.

  • wat are you blathering about?! get off the fucking computer and work that lard off, ya over-eating fat fuck. it's obese slobs like u that raise our taxes and healthcare costs. u must smell as bad as you look.... GROSS.

  • nice, you actually think when someone's fat, that they're unhealthy. your ignorance simply amazes me.

  • elmo, tell me has a woman besides your mother ever touched you? actually, anyone with 2 eyes and a youtube account could answer that with an emphatic NO. lol im just glad man hasn't invented smell-a-vision, yet.

    i took a look at your one video, and noticed even your shirts have stretch marks. that's fucking disgusting!

  • nice, now that i've shown you that fat insults don't bother me, you've moved onto me smelling bad. i mean how would you know this over the internet anyway? assumptions....gotta love 'em.

    i also like how you regurgated what i've said and spit it right back at me. nice job on that one. but next time, use your own insults instead of mixing around what i said to make it seem like you're original and witty.