The Soup: Chick Magnet

[solidsnake2164]

Why did that chicken cross the road?

[austinacts]

the bachleor is as fake as the real world the dude is married before the show starts people

[monkbunk]

@laichi They don't choose. It's just blind plowing.

[PunkKittyWuver]

omg i died XDDD

[Unknowntruth84]

Sheesh die already Regis.

[BatmansFavoriteGirl]

HE'S GOTTA STOP CRYING!!lol

[WforWinning]

soooooo meaty

[uNVme130]

whyda cross the road

[laichi16]

So...if a woman has two vaginas, then how does a man decide which one to put his dick in?

[ScaryMonstahh]

Hahahahahahah, I just can't stop laughing

[shlomonew]

fuck virgin

[snapwrenches]

CHICKEN.

WHY DID YOU CHOOSE THIS AREA?

[jerseysrants]

Its a chicken not a wild friggin Mountain Lion, all you gotta do is either Pick It Up or chase it away..But nooooooooo it makes more sense to report on it for half a day, well if the Jersey Shore can last more than 1 episode you can see the mentality of T.V. today by reporting on a 3 pound chicken in the middle of the damn street

[AALIYAHFOREVER22YOUN]

Hey chicken.....................¿W­HY DO YOU CHOOSE THIS AREA?

CHICKEN: Because i can`t talk stupid Bitch.

[vladimirthehamster]

She forgot the "why did the chicken cross the road" joke...

[hurbaga]

Regis way of talking Always make me LMAO

[TheElectricDreamer93]

CHICKS,MAN

[irshcountry]

The soup USED to be good...but these mandatory commericals for EVERY video is killing me

[DaCatOnTop]

5 women...10 vaginas

[TarasDayThatIDie]

Who heard the "BOOOOOO" at the end of this clip?

[faerieofskye]

Be a MAN!.....LIVE!

[Freexnme]

Lol this is even funnier if you watch it with closed captioning. XD

[downundaTV]

Also, "hey chicken, why did you choose this area?" is the most awkward phrase I've ever heard.

[downundaTV]

All those puns nearly made my head explode :)

[TrueRango]

I'm pretty sure Eve ate the apple, Joel.

[ThomasStillbranch]

@TrueRango well technically Adam ate right after eve but you are right, it would have been better for him to say Eve.

[Nascar93fan]

5 women 10 vaginas!!!

[ElenaTheMonster]

Lol, I was eating chicken strips during the chicken part, and totally didn't notice it until now! XD

[Jellybeaner1991]

stop with the PUNS!! haha

[jeremy915111]

unless tyras not a woman...

[psohma]

Regis is hilarious! xD

[Deblano]

Hey Chicken, Why did you choose this area?

Because your jokes make me want to get run over by a pickup truck!

[wbooker10]

@Deblano  fun.ee

[Whoismyexgirlfriend]

LIVE!

[HisPrettyButterfly]

"LIVE! With Regis and Kelly" ...I love that lol

[Robocheeseball701]

Slow news day?

[MasterShake300]

Tyra has never looked more jealous... ever.

[gannons1337minion]

LMFAO moment: 5 women........10 vaginas.

LMAFO moment (even more): wait since tyras there.....that makes 6 women...and still 10 vaginas!

I nearly died of laughter after that xD

[MDsizzlelin]

Hey Chiken!!

[MrLoco00791234567890]

tyra smile at the end was classic after she said 10 vaginas holy shit lol

[KassRedFox]

Joe: 6 womans? ... Still 10 vaginas!

Public: YAAAAAAY!!

[AFVfan1]

Over on LIVE....with Regis and Kelly" LMAO! XD

[das81]

I love when I catch this show on E latino.

In the resume of all the crap in US tv(like TVR with our local crap XD).

[Skidhblanir]

FaceBAWK!

[scrainbow1234]

THIS WHOLE CLIP IS HILARIOUS!!!

Joel's still got it! :)

[MrLoco00791234567890]

@scrainbow1234 and he'll always have it thank you very much lol

[FreeBlago1]

No way , a "triple plug" with 2 vaginas!

[RaybRay89]

what an idiot reporter!

[rmo22]

HEY CHICKEN!!!!!!!!!

[YoMyNameisGeo]

ahaha this episode was hilarious!!

[CleverScreenNameHere]

"Over on LIVE! With Regis...

[Carlosmashiado]

she really loves that cock

[PobreLucy]

gringo estupidos!!!!!!

[FreeBlago1]

@PobreLucy Pobre, (estupida), gringos estupidos, O gringo estupido. Aprende.

[PobreLucy]

@FreeBlago1 Mira no tengo que aprender español porque es mi lengua materna! fue un error de tipografía imbécil. Creo que si ves este programa estarás de acuerdo en que los gringos son estúpidos...

[Cloudmon123]

apparabtly tyra has nothing to have fun with if u no wat i mean xD she a is a parm virgin hahaha lol,

[Sneezlebob]

FACE BAWK

[KawaiiKikio]

lol @ transcribe audio

[TaylorMarie94]

why in the hell is there a news report on a chicken crossing the road

[TheAPrincess]

@TaylorMarie94 To finally see WHY he decided to cross. xD

[XanamiaqueenX]

lmao "BE A MAN!!!!!"

[meddlingmage23]

whoa, was that fake? the two vaginas part?

[le0s0n]

So they pay that blonde and they pay him to film her while she say those stuff?

[Licreh]

"We met on, uh, Face-BAWK!" I can't stop laughing at how bad that is.

[Wonderbread8909]

LIVE!! with regis and kelly

[youralittlebutt]

5 women- 10 vaginas! hahahha

[salakerz324]

in EAST L.A. chickens are crossing the street all the time! lol these ppl are dumb that aint news! lol

[StellianAriolus]

@salakerz324 Any of them get run over? =(

[salakerz324]

@StellianAriolus never.

[StellianAriolus]

@salakerz324 Yay! =D I love chickens... Reminds me of when I had a pet chicken until it went to "sleep" and never woke up. >.>

[AngieEnz84]

Good answer, AndreHough :D. I want to know how the hell you're born like that. What the f...? And the reporter, ay, yi, yi...

"LIVE! with Regis and Kelly"-hehe.

[SolenmSerpent]

"5 Women, 10 Vaginas."

I'm pretty sure the security had to be 'tight' so that none of the male audience members tried to jump on stage.

[goldenthoth]

2 vaginas?! man i sure their man is having a field day!!!

[6G3rm4N9]

@goldenthoth why do more vaginas make better sammiches? <:3

[yayMalene]

That news reporter is socially awkward xD

[6G3rm4N9]

@yayMalene more like socially BAWKward <:D amirite?

[Stoh13]

I havent stopped saying Facebawk

[MrOwner456]

@Stoh13 lol that girl was wierd trying all those stupid jokes trying to get on TV! LOL

[dive4u]

LOL 6 women....still 10 VAGINAS!

[masteryoda394]

@dive4u awsome joke don't you think?

[tredlow]

LIVE!

[jackiiiex3]

... six women, still 10 vaginas.. HAHAAA

[holycrapno]

this man is so funny and handsome, who is he?

[NickVlaze]

@holycrapno joel mchale

[soulchild05]

faceBAWK?! really? that lady used every other pun but the obvious "why did the chicken cross the road?"

[damnregrets13]

lmao i remember that chicken. everyone talked about it in school. it was so random xD

[Licreh]

We met on Face-BAAK!

[pnkipod3]

wow. that woman has the worst jokes. everrrr. haha(;

[shialaboof]

"Be a man!" lol

[Frostbite12211983]

Where was the announcer from "SpongeBob SquarePants" when he was needed for the woman making chicken puns? "Several bad puns later."

[Alosram]

@Frostbite12211983

well played good, sir, well played indeed

[Frostbite12211983]

@Alosram Thank you.

[BlueEyedBaby1219]

Lol I actually saw the Tyra thing when it aired and I knew it was going to be on the soup. And the chicken thing was so painfully awkward in was funny.

[TaylorLautnerlover86]

"Wait! Tyra is there, so it's six women...STILL ten vaginas!"

[h3ct0r182]

Who the hell made that commercial for the tyra show xD

[thetruesora]

I wish they showed this here in England. Joel's awesome. I hope they show Community over here sometime soon.

[mousekoz]

@thetruesora I'm pretty sure they show The Soup on E! Entertainment Channel, 155 on Sky... at least they used to!

[thetruesora]

I'll have to have a look as the clips i've seen on here have made me a huge fan and I love Joel. No idea when we're gonna get Community over here but i'll be sure to watch it. The original promos I saw for it, I just found Joel annoying but he's won me over now!

[thetruesora]

Just saw that it is on 7:30pm tonight on E! but i'm unable to watch it as there's other stuff on. :( it's also on 9:30 saturday mornings but that's not a good time either.

[mousekoz]

I don't often get to watch it on TV either so these clips are the best I can do! I hope we get Community too - probably will be a couple of years late :(

[thetruesora]

It really ranges over here in UK. Some programs can be like only a week or so behind US where as other shows take ages. Castle is quite the way through season 2 in america and it's only just being picked up over here. I really look forward to when it's on as it's got Nathan Fillion from Firefly in it!

[nodysseus]

Joel is the only reason i eve watched anything on E!

[Cyanidesin]

That poor lady.

[ccsrobot]

Love Joel :D

He's the best in Community :)

[AndreHough1993]

Question: why did the chicken cross the road?

Answer: To see if he could get in on that 10 vagina action

[LyrMorrigan]

@AndreHough1993 hahahaah good one LOL

[danadoodlegirl]

"Is he crying again?! He's got to stop CRYING!!!" "HE'S CRYING!!!" "BE A MAN!!! D:<<<" o.o XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD LMAOROTF!!!! XDDDDDDDD

[lexxypexxy]

LOL @ the Tyrashow

[sexychula19]

i looove joel!!!!

[silaku]

LIVE!!!

with Regis and Kelly. I soooo did not see that coming. Funny!!

[FTWinnable]

6 women, STILL 10 vaginas XDXDXDXD

[iridetheshortbus8026]

hey check out my soup clip on my channel. iridetheshortbus8026

the soup = best show ever

[bboyasist]

2vaginas1cup.

[thiagotc221]

5 women, 10 vaginas...

sounds like a creepy porn movie.

Amazing

[paisabombom2133]

LOLOLOL 10 VAGINAS  hahahaha

[Alkakaizer]

did she said facebuck?

[yellowklayman]

@Alkakaizer bwack

[0InspiredSoul0]

@LatexWizard next thing you know 5 guys 10 dicks lol

[drewbloo99]

We met on uh FACEBOK.

[codeaires]

FIVE WOMEN, TEN VAGINAS!!!

[codeaires]

Slow news day, eh? Also, bad writers!

[0InspiredSoul0]

hhahaha the vaginas the guys will be like hmm which vagina should i chose lol

[LatexWizard]

@InspiredSoul0 - I'd choose both, lol.

[tokyohottie11]

"5 WOMEN,10 VAGINAS" XD

[outinsider]

I'm surprised the newslady didn't ask "why did you chose this road to walk across?" LOL, LIVE with Regis and Kelly!

[LordCorinth]

the chicken was the death metal rooster on his way to a rock concert.......

[wuzzl1991]

this chicken is awesome!!^^

[Whoismyexgirlfriend]

lol. LIVE! with Regis and Kelly. haha

[Skullatoran]

Wow, her puns are terrible

[TamrielTerror2]

"Hey Chicken! Why did you choose this area?!?!?"

Really, talk about opportunity wasted :D

[fleurgi]

facebock wow

[MoneyTalks1132]

5 women 10 vaginas.... wow cant believe that one made it through all the editors lol

[Skullatoran]

LoL me to, but I like the pun Joel made about Tyra

[wolfgar45]

lol "LIVE w/ regis and kelly"

[XeuterpeMUSICX]

-__-

[mollyandkristin]

"we met on facebock"

that was great :D

[omgcandy16Kimicari0]

@mollyandkristin

faceBAWK, jeez.

[Sdzamarron]

LOL

[atomicsharpiie]

Her puns are just plain terrible.

[RaSaUsproductions]

whyd the chicken cross the road, to get on soup lol

[armyduelist]

@RaSaUsproductions better to be on the soup than in it!

[prettycrystal23]

they waste camera time on a chicken?..she must really have nothing better to do

[Gamefreaky1234321]

omg, imagine being one of those girl's being your girlfriend

[piscataway53]

Well she wouldn't have a problem with a 3 way that's for sure

[Gamefreaky1234321]

hec, she could go 4 way with 3 guys if she wanted

[toycandi]

That last part made me lmao!

[fairy274]

lol now it makes sense y the chicken crossed the road XD

[gamesNcritics]

"Six women... STILL ten vaginas!" XD

[cartmann94]

a woman with 2 vaginas?? what next the man with 3 buttocks? LOL

[quencho]

That stupid reporter had the interview of a lifetime, and she didn't ask the most important question!! Why, god damn it, why did the chicken cross the road?!?!?!

[toycandi]

@quencho lol i know right,i was waiting for her to say it,yet she didn't pfft.

[souljaz4life]

hahaha he put the smackdown on tyra

[TheJman]

6 woman 10 vaginas and one cock all in this awesome clip!

[delightfullydorky]

Only in LA would a chicken make the damn news.

[bloobla32]

he is mean :P

[ajbee22]

hahah the end!

[RazzleDazzale]

Haha, "Wait Tyra is there... so thats six women, and still ten vaginas!"

Poor Tyra.

[rivenadeshizzle]

I love how he bashes tyra all the time!

[gherch]

How could you overlook the obvious, "Why are you crossing the road?!"

[WeskJago]

2 vaginas?!?! ....do they have pictures?

[phillyrocks19123]

lmao hope sooo

[ferarilover]

hahaha XD 6 women 10 vaginas

omg is that for real

girls get born with 2 vaginas

rofl

[GameSetMatchLove]

lolololololololol

[cupid198]

BE A MAN!!!

[tiahawaii95]

lol jake is such a dramaqueen!! and yes i said queen not king... lol

[duweyjoe]

Oh no he got Tyra good

[PrincessRowan1989]

Its true out of all the news stations we have KTLA really is the worst lol

[culwin]

whoa

[alhex123]

faceBAWK lol

[hotpopcorncake]

I wanna see the 10 vagina's