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  • Crows premiers 2012 =) GO YOU MIGHTY CROWS!!! WOAH

  • No matter which way you slice it, this is piss funny- and Im a Crows supporter! I agree with everything theyve said. Also,to all those out there who get really upset whenever others put their teams down, lighten up! If you knew how much these spoiled pigs get paid you might not feel so sorry for them. The truth is if you knew them personally you probably wouldnt like them. Keep them as your hero's on the field only, and leave it at that. All VIP's get parodied-thats the way it is.

  • fuck up crows best team in afl

  • Thankfully the Port Powerless keep the spoon out of the hands of the Adelaide faithful. If the young boys learn how not to act like geriatrics on bloody ventilators in the fourth quarter, it's a potential top four side.

  • As a port supporter I have to say to all those Anti-SA footy fans saying port and crows dont deserve to be in the afl. Your idiots, both teams are rebuilding and will soon be back on top like port was in 02-04 and 07 and crows in 97-98 and 05-06

  • @wwetna100 Here here. Stupid Vics...

  • This song is bloody hilarious.

  • I'm a Crows fan, but I think this song is hilarious

  • Me too......this was freak'n halarious!! Almost as good as Richmonds "Ninth again". Who makes these songs up?

  • @bradleybaldassarre Why bother playing unless you wan't to create history ? The thing that irks SA footy fans that don't follow Port is that Port has that history and the Crows don't. They can't stomach the fact Port is the only club outside Victoria invited to play in the AFL. All other non-Vic teams are either relocated Melbourne clubs like Sydney. Or manufactured clubs like the Crows & WC Eagles. Remember it was Port who dragged SA footy kicking and screaming into the AFL in 1991 !

  • @paokG4miazoi you guys escaped a wooden spoon just, and as an adelaidian living in victoria, i cop crap all the time saying how SA doesnt belong in the AFL. but niether of the teams have ever wooden spooned. both teams are in a rebulding part of the cycle. so why dont you stop looking to the past, at all of power's accomplishments (well all of the magpies accomplishments) and look forward. how are you supposed to move forward if all you are doing is looking behind you?

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  • so how many games have port one

    port could not even beat the bloody bye

  • Hawthorn 197 - Port Power 32, as a Crows fan I couldn't be happier :)

  • “the funniest joke in the world”

    Ready? Better prepare yourself. Here goes:

    “The 'Power' was established in 1870.”

    Hilarious, huh! Last time I looked the “Power” began gracing us with their presence in the AFL in 1997.No wonder all this “creed” rubbish they carry on with isn't working.

    Time to cut the crap and face the facts, guys: Port “Power” - Established 1997.

  • NEW PORT POWER THEME SONG We've got no power to win Our coach is a fool Thank god for the Port magpies history We're just dole bludgers from Port The SANFL we'll rought Its a true Pt Adelaide tradition We'll never stop stop stop Sucking cock cock cock Being good is what we're faking We've got no power to win We belong in the bin & the wooden spoon is ours for the taking
  • I suggest you pathetic retirement home crows supporters actually get off your crippled asses, use your pension money to catch a bus or cab to Alberton, and see what a successful clubs trophy cabinet looks like.

    It's the closest you will ever get to being a successful club.

    And I don't think they display every trophy we've ever won. I don't think the Port Club is big enough to house them all.

    Don't worry the crows will never have that problem.

  • @paokG4miazoi if your so good how come nobody comes to your games??? Top performance against Collingwood, it'd have been 200 points if it was dry. Chad Cornes was club legend, nice way to give him a send off. Enjoy your spoon & go back to the SANFL you fuckwit!

  • @bartronZ lol even the attendances at crows games are dropping off.

    you were the home team for the showdown, new coach, new era, and you still couldn't sell the place out.

    so i suggest you shut the fuck up.

    the crows are nothing more then a plastic franchise team with no history or club culture.

    you rely on outsiders to actually achieve anything.

    port has a history, a long successful history, and has a club culture that is as good as any other traditional club.

    you will never understand it.

  • @paokG4miazoi you just keep on reliving that history fucknut, all port power's gonna win is more spoooooooooooooons! Eat shit you fuckhead!

  • Can you add 37 + 36? Tell me how many grand final appearances Port has made, and compare it to the Crows?

    Can you add up the minor premierships too... and compare that to the Crows minor premierships?

    If you can, you'll see the light. You'll see just how many decades Port has been at the top. Statistically we were overdue for a big drop. It's happened.

    We now rebuild and climb back to the top. And we will do it before the crows win a flag let alone a minor premiership.

    shit cunt go die.

  • @paokG4miazoi have a cry fucknut, doesn't change the fact the your getn the wooden spoon , eat shit you bogan!

  • @bartronZ

    port getting a wooden spoon one time in 141 years of existence, doesn't change the fact plastic franchises like the crows will never be able to emulate, or surpass the success of the greatest footy club the world has ever witnessed. THE PORT ADELAIDE FOOTBALL CLUB.

    It eats you up inside knowing Port is the most successful.

    Its killing you knowing Port will be around for decades to come.

    By the time the crows achieve half as much as Port has, Port will have tripled it's trophy tally.

  • @paokG4miazoi

    wa wa wa, stop crying about past achievements in a different competition, its wankers like you that give of all us genuine power supporters a bad rap. Its Port POWER that's in the AFL, Port Magpies is the SANFL team, am I getting through to you?. Port Powers has won 1 premiership so far & we're not likely to win another until dickheads like you stop living in past.

    I loved Primus as a player but he's no good as coach, I cant understand why we got rid of Chocko

  • @davidwillcocksuxcock with an attitude like yours, you may as well start supporting the crows,

    In fact I bet you already do ya fucking muppet.

    If you were a real port supporter, you'd know the Port Magpies that won 36 flags LEFT the SANFL, changed its name to Port Adelaide Power, and joined the AFL.

    You would know the current Port Magpies is not the original Port Magpies that won all those flags.

  • @paokG4miazoi It is, Port Adelaide Power and Port Adelaide Magpies merged to become 'One Port Adelaide,' the clubs membership drive at AFL and SANFL level. Therefore, the Port Adelaide Football Club as it currently stands has won 36 SANFL flags and 1 AFL flag.

  • @nathanstorm7

    The Port that won 34 SANFL flags left the SANFL, joined the AFL and won a flag.

    The Port that was in the SANFL after that, that won 2 SANFL flags was the "newer" version.

    That was the SANFL's doing to divide Port and weaken it. It worked.

    But Port is back, as one club as it always should have been.

    Port will bounce back and will dominate at the top of the footy world, where it belongs.

    They dont call it the greatest club in history without reason.

  • Yeah, I was aware of that.

    I'm not sure who 'they' is, but down here in Melbourne I think you would cop a beating or two for letting that last line slip at the local pub ;)

  • @davidwillcocksuxcock And Primus is not the problem.

    The problem is that we have a young and inexperienced side.

    Williams did not prefer to play these youngsters. He did not give them game time.

    He was a great coach, but he was a tired coach who had run out of ideas. It was time for him and the club to part ways. If you cant see that your a fucking idiot.

    We have a squad full of potential. What they need is game time together over a few seasons.

    It's called rebuilding for a reason DICK HEAD.

  • @paokG4miazoi Exactly, the 2007 Grand Final was a false dawn for Port Adelaide, rebuilding was needed.

    With players like Carlile, Trengove, Boak and Butcher committing to Port Adelaide, there is still a future for the club. Having said this, I don't even go for Port Adelaide, I actually despise both Adelaide teams, but for the sake of SA football and football in general, the sooner Port are away from the bottom the better. No one likes seeing a side on the brink of extinction.

  • @nathanstorm7 Port is far from extinction.

    It's all media hype by anti-Port circles that exist in SA.

    The Port Adelaide family will never let the club die.

    When the club asked, the fans gave.

    When the club asked, the business community gave.

    lol even Sam Newman gave.

    The SANFL is alone in wanting to see Port die. The SANFL will be worse off for their actions in the long run, trust me.

    Port is an innovative club. From wanting to join the AFL to the move to Adelaide Oval. THESE ARE OUR IDEAS

  • @paokG4miazoi

    Port Adelaide is buried in more debt than Fitzroy, and would have been forced to fold had this situation unfolded back then.

    I hardly see how averaging 20k to games at AAMI Stadium is support, or how an ATM company is 'the business community.'

    The AFL will never let Port Adelaide die, if anything the SANFL is more likely to self-implode.

    Port did not innovate in wanting to join the AFL, the Western Bulldogs, Hawthorn, North Melbourne and Richmond were not foundation clubs.

  • @nathanstorm7 Port has been through hard times before and come out stronger. The same will happen.

    So no, it wouldn't have folded if this was happening back then. Dream on.

    lol.

    Port had the idea of joining the national comp, not the SANFL or any other SANFL club. It was all Port's foresight. It wanted to grow to expand. It could only be done in the national comp.

    Port wanted to go to Adelaide Oval for a better stadium deal and better crowds. It did the research to back this decision up.

  • @paokG4miazoi

    First of all, I wouldn't be dreaming as it was in the past, obviously. If Port Adelaide was buried in debt whilst in the VFL competition in the 1980s, they simply wouldn't have survived. If beloved Melbourne-based clubs weren't allowed to survive why would the VFL Commission allow Port Adelaide, a hated SANFL club, to survive?

    Port Adelaide did have the idea to join the national competition, but clubs from other competitions had joined the VFL in previous years.

  • @paokG4miazoi Also, the decision to move to the Adelaide Oval was instigated by the Australian Football League as a direct result of bad relations with the SANFL and a shocking stadium deal at AAMI Stadium that had Adelaide close to debt and Port Adelaide close to extinction.

  • @nathanstorm7 just shut the fuck up already you dick head nobody cares or wants to listen to some dumb shit acting like a know it all.

  • @paokG4miazoi

    Not acting like a know-it-all, you obviously cared.

    Just pointing out information to morons such as yourself.

    I was waiting for the inevitable avalanche of expletives and bad grammar, each comment by you was just another crack in the dam wall.

    Bravo sir, you have kept me entertained.

  • @nathanstorm7

    LOL

    you need to book a few extra sessions with your psychiatrist buddy

    you devote so much time and effort to talking to strangers on youtube bahahaha

    how many times did you run your post through msword and spell checkers before commenting on others grammar? ahahaha

    seriously go get a life you peanut

  • @paokG4miazoi

    Yeah, checking YouTube once a day is definitely obsessive, fuck I'm devoted.

    Actually I have never run a post through a spell checker, I just paid attention in school.

    Is this the sad reaction of someone who has had every point they have made systematically proved wrong, and is covering it up with 'bahaha, LOL, ahaha get a life peanut?'

    I'll give you the name of that psychiatrist, you can find the source of your insecurity.

  • @nathanstorm7 dick head you didn't prove anything wrong, let alone systematically.

    lol

    keep patting your self on the back though, im sure its doing wonders for your self esteem and mental illness issues. your psychiatrist would be happy to know your keeping up with his recommended "happy thoughts" program.

    soon you'll be allowed around sharp objects again. keep up the good work champ.

  • @paokG4miazoi

    Well, this certainly has been a long chain of comments..

    We certainly have wasted a lot of time, I guess the discovery of fire shall have to wait..

    Keep rubbing the rocks together, like Port Adelaide will rub their two 5 cent pieces together.

  • @davidwillcocksuxcock

    It's faggot ass supporters like you who dont turn up to home games week in week out, who are damaging the club.

    Clueless pieces of shit like you are quick to blame the coach when things aren't going right.

    But ask the players, and they will tell you it is THEIR fault. Every player that has spoken publicly, has said they are the ones who keep letting the club down. They know what they need to do, they just need to be given time to develop as a playing group.

    FUCK OFF CUNT

  • @davidwillcocksuxcock I wonder how many home games you've been to since 2007 you little fucking princess.

    I bet you only supported the club in the 2-3 years before the 2004 flag, and stopped caring after the 2007 GF.

    I bet even when you were supporting the club, it was only as a by stander.

    People like you are a disgrace.

    There is ONE Port Adelaide football club.

    It's time faggots like you accepted it or fucked off to support some other club.

  • @paokG4miazoi Collingwood 159, Port Adelaide 21, Port breaks records for Chad's last game,

    a spoon worthy performance. Go back to the SANFL you loser

  • @bartronZ is that the best come back you can come up with you mud flap?

    i take it you're maths skills aren't up to scratch then, since you cant do simple equations?

    The Port Adelaide Football Club has made 73 Grand Final appearances in the SANFL/AFL. Crows? 2

    46 minor premierships. Crows? Who cares, it's insignificant anyway.

    Port might get a wooden spoon, but that doesn't change the fact it is a more successful club then the plastic franchise crows will ever be.

  • haha port are the wooden sonners for seasion 2011

  • @sselles100 not really since power beat the crows and lost against the gcs that means that the gcs are way better than the crows

  • @sselles100 haha dick head there's still over half a season to go.

    don't worry that old cunt neil craig will take crows to new achievements...a wooden spoon.

  • @paokG4miazoi as much as I wanna see Craig gone from the crows, I'm sure Primus will win the wooden spoon for Port in 2011.....

  • @bartronZ craig quit and ran from the crows.

    port will win this weekend and get off the bottom of the ladder.

  • @paokG4miazoi crows really needed to get rid of Craig at the start of 2009, the only coach worse than Neil Craig is Primus, only thing port's gonna win this year is the wooden spoon!

  • @paokG4miazoi way to get off the bottom of the ladder, oh that's right you lost, Port's still on the bottom.

    Enjoy your Wooden spoon 2011....

  • @bartronZ big deal wanker

    ports hit rock bottom. we know it, we accept it, we will rebuild around some exciting youngsters who actually have potential and draw attention from top interstate clubs.

    whereas you shit for brains crows supporters think your club is actually a power-house in football and are actually impressed by beating a bottom of the table team. congrats. big achievement lmfao.

    around 85% of crows supporters are on the pension.

    you have no future.

  • @paokG4miazoi around 95% of port fans are on the dole & the rest in jail, thats why no one ever goes to your games. No wonder the club is constantly asking for handouts from the SANFL, its also thinks its on the dole. By the way if you go interstate you will realise that they dont give a shit about Port or the Crows

    Enjoy your wooden spoon fucknut :)

  • @bartronZ who said interstate gives a shit about port or crows?

    i said some of our young players have attracted interest from interstate clubs.

    unlike the muppets the crows have.

  • @paokG4miazoi port is scrubber team full abo's & bogans, you're right you will get a chance of plenty of interstate talent, its called the draft & as wooden spooners you will have 1st pick(at least after GWS takes the best ones), you might get back to back wooden spoons good luck!

  • @bartronZ fuck you crows supporters are a dumb breed.

    wtf are you on about you delusional little faggot?

    your best youngsters, even the ones from Adelaide, cant wait to leave your shit sinking club.

    your jealousy and envy of the Port Adelaide Football Club is obvious.

    I don't blame you. Port has 141 years of history. This might be our first wooden spoon.

    The Australian record for premierships by a professional team, is 36. It is his held by the PORT ADELAIDE FOOTBALL CLUB.

    Eat a dick you fag

  • @bartronZ Here's some more stats. Let's see if your shit club the crows can compare to even a fraction of these..

    37 Premierships - 36 SANFL 1 AFL runners up 35 SANFL 1 AFL

    43 SANFL minor premierships - A RECORD 3 times AFL minor premiers

    2 AFL Pre Season cups

    4 Champions of Australia trophies

    Don't you worry that precious little mind of yours dick head. Port Adelaide is the most successful Aussie rules club in the country. Facts don't lie. Port will have another flag before the crows. FACT.

  • @paokG4miazoi congratulations this year you can add a wooden spoon to your list, by the way you won 1 flag the rest either doesn't matter or it was Port Adelaide Magpies not Port Power,obviously you've been to busy sucking cock to notice that they are 2 different teams,

  • @bartronZ lol port power...port magpies. nice excuse dick head.

    Heres a bit of a history lesson for you..now pay attention you inbred hick.

    The Port Adelaide Magpies FC LEFT the SANFL, and joined the AFL. They dropped the name Magpies and adopted Power, adding teal to their colours and a new jersey to avoid clashing with Collingwoods black and white.

    The SANFL wanted a Port in the SANFL too, so a NEW Port Magpies team was created in 1997.

    You can look up these FACTS for your self.

  • @bartronZ

    The reason the SANFL wanted another Port was to split the Port supporter base and cause confusion.

    And you idiot Crows supporters prove it worked every time you open your mouths.

    Thankfully club legends finally said ENOUGH, Port is now ONE CLUB again. And now the AFL has stepped in.

    The SANFL cant fuck with Port now.

    Guess why? The AFL will take both Crows/Port licenses away from the SANFL. Don't believe me? Just look at the SANFL now playing to the AFL's tune.

    Now fuck off cunt

  • @paokG4miazoi Ok buddy

    Port suck!

    u know it! i know it! we all know it! OK!

    There gonna go out of buisness! Crows are awesome! No one surports Power!

    Whats your excuse for only 16,000 fans turning up to football park?? Ai yeah

    thats what i thought! so dont go around dissing the crows when your club is shitter!

  • @2MarkLecras Go out of business? You obviously don't know much about the Port footy club.

    Financial difficulties have always been a fact of life at Port. 141 years later Port is still here.

    It's a real club, not a franchise created on some flimsy excuse "a team for all south Australians".

    You've had practically a decade more in the AFL. Yet you only have 1 extra flag to show for it.

    Your club, over all, has been a failure.

    GWS has a better probable future then the crows.

  • @paokG4miazoi oh really...

    Well still whats your excuse for an average of 16.000 fans showing up to football park??? Irts clear! No one likes Port!

    Oh and by the way at least we can beat GCS! If that had of been Taylor Walker or Patrick Dangerfiel kicking after the siren IM %100 Sure they would kick it!

    And good Luck to GWS I hope they have a grat season nxt year!

  • Yeah, but lets be honest here... We friggin' suck at the moment... If we could learn to react well under pressure we will win some games! :D

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  • ay yea i live in alice springs , imma crows supporter but this is gud

  • It's quite funny to hear Port supporters claim that Crows games had the sound of silence, at least the Crows don't need to use bay covers to hide the fact they can't get 30,000 to a game.

  • @sugarshane1985 I'll be surprised if port get more than 10,000 at their next home game

  • lol you handballed when you should of kicked! funny.

  • Once again I would expect this from Port Adelaide Supporters. The team for all lower class South Australians :)

  • @bearlover07 They could afford sound studio equipment, Can't be that lower class :)

  • crows are shit game last night was gr8 go port

  • if it' was made by port supporters at least the crows didn't loose to richmond

  • @deejaystallion Yeah, but u lost 2 port.

  • @deejaystallion the only team that weas marguinaly lower then them at the time

  • the week this song came out, the crows won against brisbane!

  • OMG come on Crows we don't need this shit, we not quite on the bottom yet

  • lol heard this on afl game day and sevens sunday football. it was made by 5AA right?

  • what song is this based on?

  • crows are better than richmond. tigers will get the spoon 0-22.

  • @jamabar 4-10 now...

  • @jamabar Nah, i'm a port supporter and I know we'll win it, we need to.

    We need a kick up the butt to get fired up 4 next year. Don't expect us to get within 7 goals in the Showdown. :(

  • Blakey is a genius

  • the crows suck

  • omg this should be a chart topper,love it hahahahahaha

  • Now it our turn to pay them out

  • love it, F..K the crows

  • Didn't Blakey call this Crows of Silence?

  • @rudey2shoes1 yeah he did call it "Crows of Silence"

  • @dezzy94 it was called crows of silence on AFL game day.

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