Love Shack (Minecraft Breeding Machine)

[omadaos]

HOW DO YOU FEED THE CHICKENS WHEAT

[TheRickrollmasta]

all i was thimkimg was..:....sexsexsexsex

[aang454]

PIG PARENTS:NOOOOOOOOOOOO MY BABY!

[FuNwithGlItcheZx9]

I was hoping for one of them, there would be a creeper coming in the minecart with a pig. XD

[FinalStar123]

you should have used cows

[minimonkeyplay]

hey you perv you watch them while it happens not even some privacy.

[oDripy3221]

When I saw the title I sang Love in the Club

[isac738]

Ahhhhh!!Romance~~~~

[monkeyfarm]

@isac738 lol yeah.

[HitmanReborn9999]

@monkeyfarm THEY ARE GETTING IT ON!!!

[EmoPuppetPeep]

OMG WHAT?

[treyb822]

i loved that pig at 1:20 you pull out sword *nods* *gets porkchop*

[monkeyfarm]

@treyb822 lol

[sophiaconan]

ho make you dath thing ?

[460raphael]

please make a tutorial

[patrickiler]

Could you make a tutorial how you made this?!? i'd like to make this too plz?

[jordyrage00]

lol @ 1:20 "i know what youre gonna do. do it."

[oOTheElfOo]

lol.... it looks funny when the two pigs drive away

:P

[monkeyfarm]

@oOTheElfOo :P yeah

[jjvkiller]

How did he make that?

[memphisaur]

epic.

[coolguy0632]

It's weird to see you play without a texturepack ^^

[monkeyfarm]

@coolguy0632 yeah, that was a pre-release and mc patcher hadnt been updated yet.

[vittoriopatrick]

I have a Baby Pig in my house..

:l

But i keep the baby pig in my house

But anyways, When i came back to my Pig World, i saw the Baby Pigs gone!

Did they grow up? Was it their birthday? Did they run away?

I have no idea what happened to my Baby Pigs (But parents are still in the barn)

[BackDoorGaming]

@vittoriopatrick One word.. ENDERMAN! Probably picked em up. LOL

[patrickiler]

@vittoriopatrick don't mention it

srry 'bout my bad english LOL;) DERP

[Genuigr]

Pig at 1:20: "Yes, kill me" ^^

[Genuigr]

That's insane! You will never win Oo

[BreyerLoveForLife]

You should totally send that to me.

|D

[iwannabeyourfriend87]

Ooh Surface magic...



[Mansharky]

Nice porn music.

[xxThisIsSparta3xx]

I didn't know "mellohi" made pigs want to get it on lol

[monkeyfarm]

@xxThisIsSparta3xx oh yeah, it's the best. lol

[cutetwinsis22]

hahahahahaha goood way

[elijahplaysminecraft]

hahaha funny

[monkeyfarm]

@elijahplaysminecraft thanks  :)

[nyancatlover1234]

@monkeyfarm LOL It worked for me in 1.0.0! but now it takes away your wheat after one is tamed

[MrIsaacGosse]

good way of getting a lot of ham

[Richard37363534]

stareing contest

[SL0xskil]

this is pig abuse (like if you agree)

[KoOkiEzRoCkz]

tis is wt happens when pigs go online dating

[monkeyfarm]

@KoOkiEzRoCkz lol, yes.

[Bingohas2]

@monkeyfarm

I see you have the music to get them into "the mood" ;D

[monkeyfarm]

@Bingohas2 lol, yeah. unfortunately there's no barry white music disc. :P

[Bingohas2]

@monkeyfarm

The pigs are fine with anything.

They'd have sex to rebecca black.

[monkeyfarm]

@Bingohas2 lol

[tigrrr7]

nice job



[sharpshooter370]

piggy porn

[SuperRonyg]

messed up man, messed up

[Mrrocketmale]

mega zombieheadshot the wheat right click on two of the species then they will do the rest

[stevodewar10]

shouldent this be called "instant bacon machene"

[zAdrenalizedGamingz]

LOL I don't play minecraft but, how romantic ;)

[GcMaRtinii]

this is hilarious haha (:

[bridgechase]

Y are they adults and not babies?

[monkeyfarm]

@bridgechase this was made in a pre-release version of the game before they added the babies.

[bridgechase]

@monkeyfarm oohhh ok. Sorry!

[132456ish]

@monkeyfarm i had an idea but im not good at building thing s ut arent animals atracted to droped weat and wheat in youre hand if so drop some wheat in a 5x5 hold and put a dispenser near the hole 1 for every sheep and startwith two.

[MegaZombieHeadShot]

how do u get the animals to "breed"???

[monkeyfarm]

@MegaZombieHeadShot right-click them with wheat.

[misterman656]

don't mobs get out of the carts if you leave em for a while or if you walk to far away?

[XRemARx]

It's reminds me of puppy mills. /cry this is so evil.

[monkeyfarm]

@Deathbringer3557 absolutely pointless, but that's not the point. :)

[riwercool]

LOL u can lure then in to minecarts whit wheat dident u guys know that

[WaHaHaHaHa5727]

@monkeyfarm hey man, awesome vids, been a subscriber for a while. How do you get animals into minecarts??

[monkeyfarm]

@WaHaHaHaHa5727 You can lure them into a cart with wheat, or have a cart run by them to pick them up.

[WaHaHaHaHa5727]

@monkeyfarm can it also work for mobs like creepers, skeletons, zombies an endermen?

[monkeyfarm]

@WaHaHaHaHa5727 Wheat does not lure hostile mobs into carts, but you can get them into carts if you run a cart by them.

[saifirefly]

I know i recognize the music...but where from???

[monkeyfarm]

@saifirefly It's the in-game music disc mellohi.

[dudefingerboard]

L.O.L XD ;)

[Kirbyallstars101]

You e il sunavabitch but funny

[clarki63]

hahahaha funny

[amousa9]

In 1.0 Full Release, if you breed a pig, you get a baby sized pig body with an adult size pig head...... Lol. :)

[monkeyfarm]

@amousa9 Yeah the baby pigs are funny.

[setsway]

What it should sound like fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap (squirt)

[stealthablepancake]

funny as hell

[monkeyfarm]

@stealthablepancake hehe thanks.

[Loldude6699]

abother name would be the hungry lazy fat man machine

[monkeyfarm]

@Loldude6699 Hehe, yeah I thought of that, but since I'm not fat, I went with love shack. LOL

[d3addeadmau5]

doesn't work in 1.0.0

[monkeyfarm]

@d3addeadmau5 Yeah, since 1.9 v3 or v4 you have to wait ~5 minutes for the animals to breed again. :(

[allanmonteclaro]

100000 step start with on step-???

[robertmcfunny]

i think that notch made breeding in minecraft so he could do porn photography

[PikachuCLS7]

Kill the Baby!

[bananaflyer1]

tutorial plz?

[monkeyfarm]

@bananaflyer1 this is actually outdated because you have to wait ~5 minutes between breeding the same animals.

[XxNinjaManxX66]

@monkeyfarm When? when i was on 1.0.0 i didnt i ran around and had tuns of pig kids

[Theminecraftplayerdd]

@monkeyfarm No it's not.

[bananaflyer1]

@monkeyfarm oh... well phooey but it's still cool

[monkeyfarm]

@bananaflyer1 LOL thanks.

[ProfessorH0b0]

I've started my own pig farm...it'll be really awkward when the pigs found out they breeder with quite possibly their mom or dad or bro or sis...awkward.

[monkeyfarm]

@ProfessorH0b0 well they dont mind in real life, so i guess it's ok in minecraft. :)

[omgflyingbanana]

<3 ur vids

[monkeyfarm]

@omgflyingbanana thanks. :)

[adarshsly]

so can u use the same pigs or is it different pigs everytime?

[monkeyfarm]

@adarshsly It was the same pigs. But since 1.9.x they have a cool down period of ~5 minutes before you can breed them again.

[TheMaxomovies]

Wherry is download link?

[theisenmw1]

1:20 Haha! Approval.

[monkeyfarm]

@theisenmw1 hehe, romance gone wrong.

[T3hRand0m]

Child abuse LOL. Killing their children :(

[michaelklog]

i like how the pig is like yeah i'm ready like an defeated enemy when he is soon going to die ^^ lol

[OtakuAmerika]

Literally, a mindf... Nevermind. Telepathic love. There we go.

[monkeyfarm]

@OtakuAmerika LOL, wasnt there a song called radar love or something like that?

[mwstudios11]

@monkeyfarm yes. radar love!

[CloneoftelamonROBLOX]

How do you do that?

[mynamemaycontainAtoZ]

now i knw wich wons a dude

[monkeyfarm]

@mynamemaycontainAtoZ LOL, yeah.

[LumpyBumpyAcidFish]

HEY I WAS EXPECTING THE B 52S SONG LOVE SHACK TO BE PLAING!

[collllllllsizzle]

@LumpyBumpyAcidFish I KNOW RIGHT!

[DemonicMonkey88]

love shack? more like veil house

[paciullo1]

monkeyfarm: Do you take this pig to be your wife?

Pig: No, I-

monkeyfarm: Well too bad. Here is some wheat, for both of you.

[ltsReal]

1:20

"do it bitch."

[SMP9909]

1:22 Pig baby approves.

[monkeyfarm]

@SMP9909 hehe, yeah.

[kovo1967]

LOL XD SEX

[BrutalBroski]

LOL,This made my day!

[monkeyfarm]

@BrutalBroski Hehe thanks. I'm glad I shot this before 1.9 4 - It would be too sad killing off the new baby animals. :)

[luluweilu]

ack!

u kill the baby! :(

[mesk0906]

and thats how you have an abortion XD

[MrRenxX]

lol

[Makinnoz13]

u shud call it "free pork machine" xD

[lalaomg111]

lol

[Lorangrim]

Where is deh bed? :3

[monkeyfarm]

@Lorangrim I put a pillow in the minecarts. :P

[XanithTheSilencer]

if you could do this irl, you could cure world hunger, slowly

[monkeyfarm]

@MrMinecraftrocks LOL. Well, if it's a guy, he should see a doctor asap. :)

[CPalmer022]

LEGIT!

[TheLethalDwarf]

1:20

"G'day... AAHWTFFF!!"

[monkeyfarm]

@TheLethalDwarf LOL

[BrokenEye3]

What's the purple music disc?

[monkeyfarm]

@BrokenEye3 the purple song disc is the song 'mellohi'. You put it in the jukebox. :)

[wolfy1255]

1:19 DO IT BITCH!

[yamxa996]

Daddy how are babies made? I'm glad you asked son, when mommy and daddy love each other very much, they just look at each other for 3 seconds.

[monkeyfarm]

@yamxa996 LOL

[2hPl0Xowns]

second pig was like "wassup"

then you murdered him

[monkeyfarm]

@2hPl0Xowns LOL

[Zoura102]

in 1.9 pre3 this wont work. You cant give a pig another wheat after you had it breed.

[TTTagical]

lol watch my breading video

[paintball1fan]

It should be called... The BANG SHACK!!!

[vsnlollipop]

I subbed now XD

[monkeyfarm]

@vsnlollipop Cool. :)

[TuftyGoblin]

U killer the baby :0

[MoarBubbleTea]

Mellohi isn't exactly Barry White.

[monkeyfarm]

@MoarBubbleTea LOL

[vsnlollipop]

reading the comments made me think a little bit and i ralised these pigs are insanely fast to breed. In real life pigs have orgasm for 4 HOURS! and yes i'm serious o.o

[monkeyfarm]

@vsnlollipop lol

[vsnlollipop]

@FlyingLazorSquid or notch should allow US to breed with pigs and become the father of an pigman army!

[MincraftQuad]

Can't wait yea lol mental sex

[DeveHD]

Next time remove the floor and have a huge pit - when breeding the new pig will fall down in the pit on a pool of water, and slide down in a slaughter room.

[monkeyfarm]

@DeveHD Yeah this one was just for fun. I'll be building a more automated one for my LP.

[DeveHD]

@monkeyfarm

Cant wait :D !! You should do LP More often!

[kitty0233]

How'd you get them in the Mine Carts?

[monkeyfarm]

@kitty0233 A couple ways you can do it... Lure them in with wheat and theyll just hop in. Or you can run a cart underneath/next to them too - try to find a video on that - hard to explain..

[FlyingLazorSquid]

Heh, Nice job! you have inspired me to try and make one of these. Cross Breeding would be fun, Villager + Pig = Pigman! :D

[unowild]

LOL, man this was Funny and Cute at the same time. Great planing! 8-]

[monkeyfarm]

@unowild Thanks, I think so too. I've watched it a bunch of times and laughed. :)

[lookasneetch]

Hahaha, well done with the atmosphere. I am trying to make one where you choose the animal that you want.

[monkeyfarm]

@udikoOky Thanks.

[snones7]

can you show us how to make this?

[MrEricMichae1]

You kill their love child!

[Kakiharaswife]

how lovely lol!

[monkeyfarm]

@Kakiharaswife It was true love.  even though it only lasted a second. :)

[spidermaster007]

id like to see this as a semi automated breeding/farming system. hahah

[monkeyfarm]

@spidermaster007 Yeah, I'll be adding an animal selection button and a kill trap soon. Given that we have to use wheat on them, it wont be fully automated though. :)

[monkeyfarm]

@spidermaster007 Yeah, I'll be adding an animal selection button and a kill trap soon. Given that we have to use wheat on them, it wont be fully automated though. :)

[vsnlollipop]

they don't even touch eachother... mental sex?

[monkeyfarm]

@vsnlollipop You tube doesnt allow us to show any more than mental sex. LOL

[ELBON6]

@vsnlollipop he has a VEEERRRRYYYY long penis XD

[monkeyfarm]

@vsnlollipop lol - mental impregnation.

[iPlayer93]

@vsnlollipop It's The Sims all over again.

[Tallerico500]

@vsnlollipop LOL it's like Demolition Man.

[Generikb]

I love the wedding chapel vibe to it :) Am I the only one that has thoughts of cross breeding animals? ;-)

@Generikb Yeah, maybe it would produce a baby pig-zombie. lol