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  • if i had one million pounds for every pixel in this video, i'd be broke.

  • I dont know what pixel to look at..

  • i don't see anything . What a shit quality... :/

  • what pixel is villa

  • if i had a penny for every pixel in this video.... id have 2 pennys

  • 1080p

    720p

    480p

    360p

    240p

    a cow

    this video

  • Hey, 240p ´, we met again...

  • he scored more goals than there are pixels in this video

  • LOOL DAVID VILLA HAT HAT TRICK DAVID VILLA, HAT TRICK DAVID VILLA

  • arab commentator: OOOOOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOOOOOAL DAVID VILLLA DAVID VILLA!!!!

    english commentator: will it go in? yes it will

  • Which Pixel is Villa?

  • couldnt actually tell when the ball went in until the man went "goooooaaal", this should be a youtube vid, not sonar

  • press f13 for better quality

  • @Vinchuckerful Press ctrl+F4 for HD

  • the quality is so bad that you can hardly see it actually took him 7-8 mins for the hattrick

  • Did you record that with a fishing rod ? Fishing rods are not made​for that.

  • i like it how i can see it that clear.

  • we meet again 240p

  • is this minecraft ?

  • thumbs up for the pixel making a hatrick in 3 mins

  • 1:16 Massive commentator spasm

  • 4 minutes!!!!!!

  • I knew the top comment would be a pixel joke

  • If I had a penny for every pixel in this clip, I'd have 3p.

  • 1:21 teletubbie

    

  • hahaha wtf is with this stupid comentator?:))habalah habalah lool=))

  • more like 7 minute hattrick

  • @ForzaAquila well the time it took villa to finish his celebration on the first 2 goals it probably took out 2-3 min out so it would more like 4-5 minute hat trick

  • @778Nata lol i don't remember a time freeze occuring

  • @ForzaAquila hahaha i have no answer to that

  • 240p We Meet Again

  • Worst Quality and that was 6 minutes...

  • did you film this video with your testicles?

  • @thehandicappedman haha that is funny thank yu. that is exactly hoe it descibes it!!!!!

  • it was in 6 minutes...

  • great quality -.-

  • if i got 1 dollar for every pixel on this video than i had 2 dollars! 1 dollar for the goalkeeper and 1 dollar for villa :)

  • Valencia made Villa.

  • since when are hattricks 3 goals?

  • @TheFredfunk since forever.... stupid >.>

  • @TheFredfunk Your fuckin' stupid, how do you now know hattrick is 3 goals. But on the other side your from the U.S.A stick to hockey plz

  • @xFootball2011x im from the us and ive known wat a hattrick is my whole life and anyways most people in the us dont even like hockey

  • @xFootball2011x I was referencing someone else's comment about a "3 goal hattrick". first of all, in the US we play football not hockey (thats canada) and I was brought up playing soccer when I lived in Belgium and Singapore and have been playing for 14 years now so I kinda think I know a little bit about soccer.

  • @TheFredfunk well Belgium and Singapore are ranked one of the suckeist teams. probably like 70th and singapore 130. On the other side my country Netherlands is 1st :) ! So Proud to be dutch

  • balaballaha halab halab blababala hahalalalalelelelel lelelaba balhehahal ababla GOOOOOALLL HATRICK halababal b alahaha halalab blab blab blab halab lalelab!!!

  • Did u record this with a tanpon?

  • this he shot this with a potato?

  • remember this video was uploaded in 2006! looking back every video uploaded back then was shit quality we were just happy the site existed

  • @Myroosterteeth kkkk :) you just get the point.

  • The Blue rectangle scored against white Square , very nice SUPER TRIPLE HD !

  • NICE HD FTW.....

  • A 3 goal hattrick? What other type of hattrick is there, exactly?

  • it is stil amazing but it was 7 minutes

  • Very high Quality. :)

  • When I would get 1$ for each pixel I would have 1$

  • i agree with everything the commentator says...

  • Max quality- 240p :L :L

  • filmed with stone

  • pause at 0:18 a part of the public dissapears

  • He took 5 mins to score them and not 3

  • 3 goal hattrick? Is there another hattrick I should be aware of?

  • Villa is amazing. Mista with the hat-trick pass is just incredibly unselfish. An example of a player

  • All I Heard Was GOOOL David Villa lasdjasuby asdneurhf ungagduh

  • Hatrick David Villa hamabala hambala

  • did you draw this and film at as a flip picture book?

  • puase at 0:16, he dissapears...

  • I agree with the commentator:)

  • David Villa looks pretty old back in 1978 ~_~

  • this is because HD was invented

  • I get headache from this language... hamblablamaha

  • That is not in 3 min. The first goal is 1:01 and the sekund is like 83:00 min. !

  • @sejeal

    Yes, it is, the qualy is just bad. the first is in minute 81, the second in 83 and the third in 86. Now think about the jubilation... you can really say 3 minutes ;)

  • @sejeal, no actually if ud see it again and clearly, it say's 81:01 mins first goal

  • press 4 repeatedly

  • 42,267 pixels..i counted :P

  • @gamernihad

    thats really sad

  • which pixel is ball ?

  • Holyyyy shit, i can count the pixels...

  • halahalahala motherfuckaaaaaaaaa!!!

  • this could be anyone

  • lego vision

  • fuck what shitty quality

  • ALLAH AKBUR!

  • que pedazo de calidad tiene el video no?

  • which pixel is villa??

  • @Myroosterteeth the middle one

  • @Myroosterteeth hahahahahha

  • sure in3 minutes first gool 82 min last 86

  • @Siarka789 Okay, in 5 minutes then. How sad. It's not amazing anymore...

  • which pixel is villa?

  • There are like, 16 pixels...

  • Thats Not 3 Minz That Was 6 Minz Started: 80:00 Ended:86:00

  • @sahme101 just divide it by 2 ;)

  • Was this fimed with a potatoe?

  • Was this fimed with a potatoe?

  • all i understood was goal and david villa

  • thumbs up if the commentator would sing better than just bieber

  • i looked for "fastest hattrick ever" is this it?

  • GOOOOAAAAAAALLL david villa.

  • fantastic speaker ! :D

  • I love the how energetic the Arabs (correct me if im wrong, dont wanna seem racist or ignorant) have so much enthusiasm when commentating, its like when brazilians say GOOOOAAAAA...*DEEP BREATH*...AAAAAAALLLLLL. They must be getting paid a bunch.

  • A 3 Goal Hattrick Arent All Hatricks 3 Goals

  • @mattorpaul i think he meant "david villa, 3 minutes, 3 goals... HATTRICK!"

  • he scored it in 5:46 robbie fowler is fastest one ever in 4 min 3 goals

  • 0:39 oh da furza XDDD

  • Nice fucking camera quality you plebs, I cant even see the fucking ball!

  • not 3 minutes...it's about 6,7 you mf

  • 1:17 - 1:21 Comentator: hablaaablalbalb albla la habla abla la LOL!!

  • @Topertje LOL.. hahahahahah

  • @Topertje hahaha...yes elhedda hablalalala alllaaaa

  • @jonnymilan LOL! :D

  • @Topertje o shit hahahaha

  • amazing??

  • David Villa el mejor !

    PD: El comentarista parece que se atragante

  • parece apu, Illa illa illa villa maravilla

  • fghcvbgcvb fghcfghc fghg LOL

  • ha-hatrik davi villa haatrik davi villa filahazam kamil ahal alab

    idk wat does it means but it sound funny xD

  • wow what a Comment 1:15 the comentator funny :D

  • Commentator definetely sounds Like Apu from Simpsons at the end, but cant hear anything that sounds retarded

  • thats not 3 minutes,thats 5 minutes

  • commentator FTW....................

  • I can´t see anything!!! HD Quallity :D !!!

  • dios te prometo k como pueda, y no pase nada k lo impida,, te llevo aver al guaje, y k estes lo mas cerkita d el k se pueda... se puedo ayudar a cumplir tus sueños cuenta conmigo!!!! tk!

  • wtf is that language??? sounds like hes tried to swallow half a monkey

  • That commentator is a fucking retard

  • which of the following is true ?

    a. david villa is Fast and Furious hotshot rival racer

    b. david villa is the next Ball Wizard Kingmaker after zinedine zidane.

  • mistaa ooh ha ha villa david villa hat hattrick david villa hattrick david villa

  • hav lav booga booga hav HAV HAT TRICK shitfukk DAVID VILLA

  • david villa! fuckin awesome work there...someone please shove a cock into the commentators mouth

  • give the commentator some water

  • Filmed with a calculator

  • @casoig hahahhaa i was thinkin the same  or an old cine cam

  • @casoig no I'm sure it was a microwave

  • @casoig

    calculator ? it was filmed with a shaving blade

  • @casoig hahahaha : D

  • @casoig noooo filmed with potato

  • @casoig No, no. You've got it all wrong. Filmed with a remote.

  • oh ho hoo ha..hatrick david villa hatrick david villa.

  • ugh !!! tht vice gets so annoying !!!!!!

  • dude just do audioswap!!!

  • God damn, that last goal was extremely selfless of the assister, giving up a goal for to give a friend a hat trick.

  • ダメだ〜(泣)

  • he such a hottie n deffo the best player.

    the 1st goal was soo nice

  • why are people focusing on the announcer instead of how incredible david villa is at his job?

  • Maybe I could appreciate this if the quality was good enough for me to tell what's going on.

  • I like how the title explains that three goals is a hattrick. I think I wouldve been confused otherwise O.O

  • Very very bad quality!!

  • LOOOL the commentator sounds like hes gna vomit.

  • lol Arabic sounds german

  • YAAAAAAAA SALAM!!!!!!!!!!! :) mashallah :D

  • @LucendaCohn7 yes

  • Comment removed

  • He's An Egyptian commentator

  • Wow HQ quality..

  • Horrible quality video.

    Strikes are amazing.

    Villa is pure class.

  • more like 6minutes lol, look at the clock in top right

  • hahaha, can you hear the commentator "deivid viya hooooo deivid viya" hahah, legend DAVID VILLA 7, one of best strikers in the world!

  • in english a is like Ei so laugh at ur self

  • Durka durka durka David Villa!!!

  • COME TO MANCHESTER UNITED PLX

  • as usual any video on youtube that involves an arab or an arab speaking his or her language there has 2 be some1 bein racist about it...i wonder y but it beats the shit out of me but seriously it aint cool 2 be speakin crap about other ppl's language or culture's if u hate it the dont mention it just keep it 4 your racist self jeeeez!!! ignorant ppl these days!

  • @stingforever20 who told you that he is racist about anything? His voice is just loud.

  • @FcbMessiArg im not talking 2 the commentary person dumbass im talking 2 these fucked up minded racist ass whole ppl on youtube that cant keep there crap 2 there self!

  • @stingforever20 The reason for these comments is the fact that the language he was speaking sounds awful... headache inducing even. It's not racist to say that the way speech sounds is annoying.

  • @tomtomzer0, it may be awful and annoying but u don't have 2 be an ass about it...the world wont ever change!

  • @stingforever20 Agreed

  • @stingforever20

    i agree man

  • @stingforever20 hey man i agree with you..i speak arabic and i have to tell you..

    there are some arabs that if u meet them its the worst time of ur life witch they are called "drozem" just if we cristians do anything for them the next day u get shot or bomb in front if ur door..and there another arabs witch are really frinedly and nice.. like us, that thing that we hate that ppl from all over the world keep saying at every arabic guy stuff like hes a garbage...hope u understood what i just said

  • @stingforever20 its arabic its easy to understand

  • @stingforever20 u sir are a king

  • Arabic commentators said like they have a food blender down their throat

  • Villa is legend. Enough said.

  • hatarhatrahabahahadahasha hatatatatata

    David vilaa adhuaijreaij goal ueruhehuehe

    XD

  • forever  valencia!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!never barcelona madrid, manchester inter ,milan chelsea

  • @Phonxer HAHA 5 stars?!?!?! Manchester United lost to Leeds United !! lolololololololol

  • 5-4 players are injured in Man U (they all defense players).. so you have to consider about it.. and Leeds United are better than Alcorcon..(4-0 Real Madrid) well, i thinks so.. this game is not better that Alcorcon vs Real Madrid so chill out...

    i know, its the English Cup, and man-u have some bad days, i just wait to Sir Alex Ferguson to make a signs just to fill the whole lost parts in the team, like the defense and attack positions...

  • welcome to manchester united david.

  • whn dd he join united..?? :P

  • hahahaha i love arabic xD im lughing all the time

  • 5 min

  • Good goal, bad quality and even worst language..