Best Kinect hacks

[madjimms]

That bird is REALLY delayed.

[Nullstr1ng]

Heh!

[thexxmaster]

1:20 forever alone lol

[kelly2k20]

Fake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MLGLockItUp]

@kelly2k20 not fake. i have downloaded 2 of the things

[christopherjc]

what exactly is he doing at 1:11 ?

[KingAlex6231]

microsoft provides the hardware. people just need to know how to hack it.

[Lijacote]

The virtual clothing will be used to censor people in the future!

[elffey]

@Lijacote lol

[nghianja]

Great, I can finally try out clothes which I won't/can't wear in real life!

[lygophile]

it's been a long time dream for me to pose semi-naked in front of a camera so a computer program can track my nipples, in order to superimpose the latest braw designs over my chest.

[johupp]

@lygophile lol xD

[sindreS92]

gay

[Tripp393]

this lady's voice can make anything sound serious

[Doodlebub007]

huh huh I read this five minutes ago :P

[ShallowThoughts]

I wonder what Sandrine looks like naked?

[pr0kris]

Yay! Now I can finally get the feeling that I am hugging someone!

[NightRider2k8]

fake and gay

[DontEatYell0wSnow]

new voice please

[SuperFreaakii]

hngfr5xf vfrvtrftfrthfd gtf bhzjm nbgh vt66zh gb fh7ujdi

[holymasteric]

kinect hack on a mac, oh the irony

[SebSwiss1]

@holymasteric there is no irony.

[sutasman]

@SebSwiss1: i believe there is, kinect is made by microsoft.

[Kasu1917]

they should make porn hacks

[quosmo1]

what has any of this to do with newscientist ? are they confused or what.

[jani963]

0:45 too bad this didn't come out an year ago. Col. Russell Williams could have used this instead of killing a couple of women.

[Hopienme]

This isn't a hack, dumbasses, its a simple bypass of the disk check and implementing your own program. And I have to say that these programs are pathetic at best.

[Neylonx]

@Hopienme haha its like microsoft has released a piece of technology from 50 years in the future and scientists are effectively just playing with it.

[M30W3R]

So basically everything a webcam could do without the inconvenience of being sold with another console at a ridiculous price

Nice

[dinmagic]

@M30W3R

I haven't seen any webcam that has depth sensors that consists of an infrared laser and CMOS sensors yet. Kinect is much more effective than a webcam......

[zgitzoid]

ipod bras! could be the next big thing...

[theend1245]

( -__- )

[tenfourbigdaddy]

okrelos ownz all these

[WheresTheAnyKey1]

WHERE IS okrelos' HACK??

the bra one was stupid

[krstcmjns]

COOL. I WISH I WAS RICH...

[iremier]

How are these hacks?

[grendelee]

cool.....i guess some cool camera toys could come out of this. Anyone have any ideas for any cool GAMES? Bra Commander doesnt really sound like a hit....

[gosucoaching]

If men with bra is best hack, I'll go cure some cancer instead..

[MrMetalica11]

the bird dint want any beer what is wrong with it

[Ganea22]

behind?

[SMoK124]

@Ganea22 wie behind L30Nism ist...

[KevinBjorke]

Clearly, Microsoft needs to sue all of these people. How dare they use the kinect on unapproved products.

[456helm]

When you have no Friends,you can try this. :D

[Teerins]

Interacting with your own shadow? That's sad.

[L30Nism]

Ich kuch' Pornos..! Die sind Sexy..und so :* Und euch Leute? :DD

[TurkishGamer92]

@L30Nism Guck du mal weiter pornos

[Ganea22]

@L30Nism behind?

[mattymatt2323]

n00b saibot

[konradmk]

sad shit

[schr4nz]

Seriously, are xbox paying you guys to post this shit? What is this? advertising?

[HelloKittyPwns17]

dude's kinda hot with the iphones on his chest.. hahaha

[gnollbool]

sage for viral shit

[schr4nz]

@gnollbool agreed

[nmss7]

nipples not chest...nipples

[HeadShot360IN]

why cant they have a women as the pursun that trize on the braz?

[ASKaPHYSICIST]

So this thing can project bras onto people. I wonder if it also works the other way round.

[Player01198756]

@ASKaPHYSICIST Projects people on bras?

[techsta72]

@ASKaPHYSICIST project people on to bras?

[afkhajiit]

stfu fags

[DanielRI02]

These are some really neat hacks. I love hacking. One time my friend left his Facebook account open and I totally hacked it lololol. I also hacked Warcraft III with the code "whosyourdaddy". Hack hack hack, teehee.

[Lawdrun]

@DanielRI02 areyouserious.jpg

[DanielRI02]

@Lawdrun

300% serious.

[xtrm333]

This has nothing to do with hacks! This is what kinect is designed to do! wtf?

[Madmonkeythegreat]

I think kinect has a lot more posibilities outside of games.

[mamolian]

Kinect looks cool alright :D

[nelsyeung]

I think newscientist done that pretty well. :P

[tremulent]

this on lsd discuss

[KamiKagutsuchi]

@tremulent Epic win

[GunitForLyfe]

ahhaha I LIKE THIS. i like weed too

[Tristar6]

owned :)

[GrimSoul66]

To project a bra onto a man? WtF?

[666dersatan666]

@GrimSoul66 that´s the future!

[GrimSoul66]

@666dersatan666 Hahaha, what a bunch of fat men with flabby breasts that require a bra?

[666dersatan666]

@GrimSoul66 :DD

[lawlerzftwtf]

Oh cool so now I can upload a "game" for xbox and name it the "Bra Simulator" for girls who wana try out "new and fashionable bras" while saving captured images and storing it in a "safe place" for "reviewing purposes."

[coreyownz]

@lawlerzftwtf Best idea ever, every man in the world will be buying women these for presents.

[kazimann]

Cool!

[MANUELfreskyrios]

la tecnologia nos domina

[GmodMark]

@amicusnemini Successful troll is successful. Waiting for the raging comments.

[outlaWeasel]

That's stupid!

[Dm3qXY]

projecting bras on a man's chest... there is smth wrong with that picture..

... ...

.. ok, i am sorry but i got to say it: THEY SHOULD HAVE USED A WOMAN FOR PROJECTING BRAS!!! .. now i feel better.. sorry again..

[questionsleadtotruth]

holy shit look at that.

[MusiicSt0re]

i had sex with this shadow in 1:10

:D

[ecury36]

YEAAAAAH kinect Porn, fucking make it

[MiniScalope]

Ill be the first to make a kinect porn game ;)

[amicusnemini]

cancer will kill us all if this is the shit that scientists are working on -___-

[Cyrathil]

@amicusnemini "Scientists" are just one massive group of people. You have biologists, and biochemists working on the chemistry. Then you have the physicists, and electrical engineers working on this. Two entirely different groups of people, so unless you want to help out, stop complaining.

[Krujohfra]

@amicusnemini I'm sorry, but not all scientists are supposed to be working on finding the cure for cancer. Working on these fun projects, which most scientist do as a hobby, is good for motivation.

Oh and I don't think computer scientists will find the cure for cancer, for that matter.

[ethinethin]

Simmalated

[leftiheat]

In the future...virtual virtual strip?

[gregor00005]

lol brahs

[dima9917]

wayy to slow

[powerprogdrummer]

Gay Tech

[StarDr0ps]

@powerprogdrummer: Oh yes, cuz technology can have homosexual feelings. *rolls eyes*

[Dante31]

@StarDr0ps maybe in the future ;)

[scullyy]

kinect is till too slow to have any real use. and by real use i'm of course referring to gaming and porn

[3kToT]

at last I can hug myself

[misstiggykins]

Men wearing bras.... Yummy :D

[PolyhedronClock]

it's pretty hilarious how they danced around not saying man boobs.

[maulcs]

too bad it lags

[BigRalphFiennesFan]

cool i wanna get kinect

[TheBilly]

*they lol

[TheBilly]

Just to be clear, hackers did this on their own without any assistance from Microsoft, and MS actually threatened to use "law enforcement" to stop their efforts. Before you go and praise MS for their innovative technology, realize how much their hate innovation.

[soulhunger1]

@TheBilly I'm sure they love innovation..when they're the ones making money off of it.

[DamienHell]

@TheBilly

Microsoft now supports kinect hackers. Way to fixate on knee-jerk reactions.

[TheBilly]

@DamienHell [citation needed]. And a company threatening criminal prosecution against people engaging in reverse-engineering that is protected speech under the 1st amendment is no small matter. This same company uses law enforcement to lock up children for modding Xbox 360s....meanwhile, hacking your iPhone is the new cool thing.

[DamienHell]

@TheBilly

Wow your right, all your comments do need citations.

[wtffy]

didn't VGA already show some of these?

[mephesh]

Nipple tracking software lmto

[rabbitsib]

actually the kinect is not an MS invention but a Rare invention And that software is our future

[Charlymaumushi]

So I been complaining about the kinect all of last week. ..... Now Kinect is in this channel. But ok. I will try this new device. It better be good.

[Mrmtjones]

why was this video so perverted?

[guyontheend]

THOSE PROJECTED BRAS COULD BE CURING CANCER!

[GabrielKnightz]

This is great, finally a use for the connect without people having to act like idiots, (most of them) i can crtainly see more practical application with these.

[bishop8000]

How much did Microsoft pay for this marketing? Your scientific integrity = zilch. For shame newscientist. For shame.

[Myztik7]

@bishop8000 You're an idiot.. This stuff is against Microsoft's policy.

[puretroubleman]

@Myztik7 fuck microsoft

[bishop8000]

@Myztik7 You're an idiot. You missed the point.

[michu070]

@bishop8000 hater... this is cool. lots of cool stuff to be done with the kinect tech

[bishop8000]

@michu070 Cool does not necessarily = science. World of warcraft may be "cool" but it doesn't belong in a scientific journal.

[michu070]

@bishop8000 yes but this is a optical interface being used for not playing video games. programs written by individuals, so who knows what they will be able to do with it. kinda a big deal if ya ask me.

[puretroubleman]

@bishop8000 Yes, this hack allows for no creative or scientific advancements.

its not like you could use them in robots as cheap alternatives for eyes

[bishop8000]

@puretroubleman I fail to see how robot eyes is science either.  It's tech gadgetry. That doesn't mean it's of no value, it's just not science.

[YuneShik]

@bishop8000 Moron, New Scientist is just an organization that wants to bring interesting things about science, which includes technology, through the net. The people who they interviewed this for have nothing to do with Microsoft. New Scientist is not an official science committee or of any sort.

[bishop8000]

@YuneShik Anyone can issue insults online, so you an shove that "moron" comment up your fucking ass you pissant.

This isn't science. This is a neato-cool tech toy with no scientific interest whatsoever. It's non-stick frying pan science at it's worst.

[rangeless]

TRIPY!!!

[MasterMike44]

so when is time travel possible?? waaaaaiiiiiitiiiiiiing......

[part2themovie]

@MasterMike44 you're quite the stupid fuck if you think this is in anyway innovation

[vinak963]

@part2themovie I am really glad you are not in the position to determine what is, or is not innovation. or in any other position of meaningful authority for that matter. Curiosity driven science brought you your damn computer. As well as nearly everything you enjoy in life. If you really cannot see any alternative uses for this technology, than you are truly blind. 

[MasterMike44]

@part2themovie and you're quite the stupid fuck to think anyone cares

[part2themovie]

@MasterMike44 internet low blow

[michu070]

@MasterMike44 lol nice one

[gosucoaching]

How does this improve porn experience? ..FFS

[adj789]

@gosucoaching i could think of about 100 things

[ZSy264]

@gosucoaching

Have your hand control a digital stripper instead of a bird.

[Theowest]

What about this guy?

/watch?v=5-w7UXCAUJE

Thumbs up if you think he should have been in this video!

[coolman9999uk]

You just know the shadow thing will be used to make your shadows have sex with each other. It's inevitable. It's sad but until i manage to clone myself this is the closest I'll get to bumming myself.

[MrZaintZ]

@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxy1 hell yes fucking hurts my ears ugh

[panicatthediscosuck]

Hugging your own shadow?

Forever alone.

[Zormac]

@panicatthediscosuck word

[volumedealer1]

The bird hack,and the shadow hack are the future of gaming ideas.

[part2themovie]

@volumedealer1 i think half ass gaming ideas is the present and future of gaming

also: gimmicky shit and early adopters

[Charlymaumushi]

@part2themovie I couldn't find the words to describe how I feel about the shit thats been coming out. Thank you. There is nothing like some good old Mario Kart. Metal Gear Solid or Sonic adventures. (I am missing a 360 title.... oh yeah Assassin's Creed is ok)

[tigerfox68]

That guy has a nice body

[Theowest]

@tigerfox68 Nope... 

[13baldjj]

@tigerfox68 lol

[madjimms]

@Jourei91 Shes kinda hot..... I'd hit that if i was single.

[rubbe]

@lifesabitchfuckit nice

[sooooooooDark]

the last function may work well for gay ppl who fap

[Illkiron]

Nice one hahah

Should upload a vid about the new cheap supercomputer made of ps3's

[Ivultorky]

hack video on new scientist <3

[librano]

Annoying voice lady is back! w00t!

[cutiko]

First, and kinect got owned in profit of science COOL

[MEGADETHTHRETH]

Very Nice, Wanna see some pc games that uses kinect

[shiftplusone80]

Add a jiggle effect and we're set.

[Akalack]

boners