Roseanne Good Girls, Bad Girls Part 3

[YourCuntingDaughter]

"In a minute, I've seemed to have misplaced my purse here..." Best line ever.

[mlc2005]

Awwww...  Dan and Roseanne are the best damn couple in tv history!!!!!

[thedancinghelicopter]

aww... she has a picture of david in her bedroom.

[b1tchJ]

Wow, you could not get away with that today. Disciplining other peoples' kids will get you shot. Lol.

[SunsetShadows1]

like she did deserve some eggs and french toast... i woulda made her some... lol

[SunsetShadows1]

i kinda thought it was unfortunate that Darlene was STILL punished after all the crap she probably went through. This is why i dont go places with people like Molly, never know what can happen

[TheBookWorm1718]

@SunsetShadows1 Yeah I don't really get that, they let her go to the concert, she wasn't responsible for Molly dumping her and she wasn't responsible for having to go through a bad neighborhood before realizing calling phone was futile and the only thing to do was just to get home.

[JHaru777]

This show has some of the best lines!

Roseanne: Darlene, out.

Darlene: Oh wait a second, I seem to have misplaced my purse. XD

I wouldn't blame her for trying either. If something like that happened to me, I'd wanna be there to see every juicy moment of Molly being chewed out!

[saranoid]

Actually I want to give myself a spa day.

[saranoid]

I want to give Charlotte a spa day.

[abracrow1000]

Molly's clearly stupid but how stupid does she have to be to inform her sister that both she AND Darlene are on their way back from the concert when Darlene wasn't with her?? I mean, she might've known Darlene caught a cab but anything could've happened in between Rockford and Lanford. If Molly had gotten home in that hour and Darlene hadn't, Molly would have had some serious explaining to do! Idiot girls hyped up on dope...

[babysweetness1600]

heyyyy, is that a picture of pepper ann in the corner at 6:44? 

[ChicagoTyme2]

LOL I just thought about it. people complain about them all of the time, but this is why we have cell phones lmao

[theoffice1111]

I don't really understand why darlene has a no whining sign behind her bed... she whines often

[depluv2]

Ah man daughters. They outta come with a handbook

Dan: Yeah so you can smack em with it

SO TRUE LOL!

[CrazyMJFan1]

Dan: Did you eat any?

Roseanne: Couple

Dan: Yeah I ate a a couple. Darlene ate a couple

Roseanne: And Jackies having her period.

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[trainerots]

LMAO @ the face Dan makes when Roseanne says, "well, Jackie's having her period!" hahahahahahaha

[Crimsonite20]

I wouldn't cover for Molly either

[rebelwithacause666]

it was a bad neighbor hood when i finally found a phonebooth i got tired of waiting for the guy in it to finish peeing

[doda]

lmfao.

Molly: Won't you even listen to me?

Darlene: No, we've spent enough time in life together, we're done now.

Darlene has the best dry-humor comebacks.

[rani1223]

"Woof!"

[married1959]

I like how she double the  money

[ThatTwiztidBabygirl]

"I have raised two of the best damn liars in the free world, don't embarrass yourself" LOL I love that line.

[jemerson722]

Darlene actually told the truth for once!

[sdrftyguhjkhgfdsdfgh]

HAHAHA

"We've spent enough time in life together, we're done now."

Darlene's so great.

[LtGiant]

Molly Totally Snowed Her Dad..

[clazza01]

he doesn't know his daughter because he never spend time with her

no communication equals trouble most of the time

[KillYourJuliet]

OMG I hate Molly. "It wasnt a story!" LIEEE. she's sucha bitch!

[meganekko]

I really just want to grab molly's head and smack her into a brick wall a few times, maybe then she'd get the message. Dumb ass bitch! AAUUG!

[ohnestaeb86]

"We've spent enough time in life together, we're done now!"

Best Line Ever!

[HeadAruorMarina]

All 150 bucks of it...

best XP

[wardyladohaye]

i seem to have misplaced my purse lmao

[lEAERfACE]

Aw the picture of Darlene and David =]

[ifuseekamy]

Dan: "Sixteen year old kid shouldn't go to no rock concert."

Rosie: "You're right, Dan, only middle aged couples should go to rock concerts."

HAHAHAHA

[CharmingSpice]

"Molly..Molly..Molly, I have raised two of the best damn liars in the free world. Don't embarass yourself"

LMAO! Favorite quote of the whole episode!

[ThisYearsBoy06]

@CharmingSpice thats my fav quote too!!!!

[adam15ND]

LOL Roseanne is going to make her pay all 150 of the cab money when it was just 75 haha

[sgtforge21]

lol haha 3:58 there's people behind the window

[jrsigrl110177]

um...yeah, that's the dad that just walked out the back door :)~

[sgtforge21]

pay attention, the figure lingers

[sgtforge21]

i really think that cole should have been in this show as wings son.

[talkingtinaa]

molly is so fake!!!

[AArmendariz12]

Only middle age couples that is so funny.

[ohnestaeb86]

My favorite quote: No, we' spent enough time in life together, we're done now."

Love Darlene.

[wedakhan]

too rite molly is a bitch charolotte was nice though

[jessylee81]

Oh man, daughters, they outta come with a handbook.

Yeah so you can smack 'em with it.

[sackgirl78]

i hate molly, little mouthy bitch.

[bostonkid1295]

yea but shess hottt

[nauris708]

$150. CLASSIC

[dizzyisme]

"molly... molly... molly.... I have raised 2 of the best damn liars in the free world... dont embarass yourself!"

ahahaha classic

[mlpolax]

Dan: "16 year old kid shouldn't go to no rock concert."

Roseanne: "Yeah, you're right, Dan, only middle aged couples should go to rock concerts."

[IRONMANFAN2008]

she deserved to get yelled at

[Ace0076]

Good going Roseanne. Molly defiantly needed the riot act

[warjdani]

Roseanne-YOUR TALKING TO THE MOTHER OF ALL MOTHERS.

[Chiandra]

true

[TarlaTorres6012]

Molly is a bitch. She should get slapped hard across the face Roseanne style!!

[falcon2400]

yup

[MaiMunky]

@TarlaTorres6012 I agree but I would've slapped myself after facing Roseanne or if she had told me.

[andrewcolinwilson1]

@TarlaTorres6012 Don't mess with Roseanne.

[cool677plusmaa]

they do alot of yelling. and darlene is cute.

[BettieBlueballs]

The little "whining" sign on Darlene's bed is so fitting for this scene.