new russell peters stand up very funny

[khalidalfares2]

i'm arabian and i found this very funny

[19633900148]

Fuck u i kill me and u lololoolo

[tota00717]

@sakariasmajander I'm an Arab I thought that was funny we're not humorless you know :/

[sakariasmajander]

20 people are arabs

[theDudeAbides1100]

@sakariasmajander wow, so original

[subhrajitbhatt]

download his tours from torrentz,,.the whole video

[mrladiesman99]

Why is every comment a play by play?

[maximus9401]

this is the same bit from his other show

[gigasflare]

if im mistaken Indian have a flexible tongue where they can pronounce almost anything !! i live in Malaysia it's a multi culture people there, we got malay, chinese, indians, etc etc so i know.

[stanf9898]

So.... What happened to the not going to tell Arib jokes part?

[tigerclaw1904]

i love russell,great comedian,great video

[chuytheme]

LOL Fuck you, I kill me! XD!!!!!!!!!!

[shaun620]

he is a great comedian. could you post a longer clip? possibly in its entirety. thanks.

[IHateTheGravity]

lol .. fuck americaaaa !!! lool ..... the same 10 guysss !

[Thoughtmo]

You come to my country and kill me... haha... FUCK YOU!!

I kill me..... And you!!!

[jermiahrules]

LOL TURN ON TRANSCIRBE AUDIO!!! :P MAKES IT EVEN MORE!!!!! LOL fuck america= abt a cabinet!

[VicarOpusDei]

no one is beating the Arabs? does this dude live under a rock or what?!

[crowe1999]

"...I don't do any Arab jokes in my act.." The whole clip was about about Arab jokes...

[dawiser1]

@crowe1999 Get a sense of humor lol it's just his introduction into the Arab jokes. Besides, he makes fun of every1

[athtsak1]

... I KILL ME! Funny shit, It's best bro.

[gabriell16bishop]

when you trust your television, what you get is what you got. when they own the information they can bend it all they want.

-waiting on the world to change, john mayer.

[ceneezer]

thumbs up for 420 likes

[Xanthosis012]

same ol' joke.. -__- I wish he create more

[iluvprady]

@Xanthosis012 ur watching a video from 2008. of course its a old joke.. 

[Dazidan]

Russel Peter shows jokes that are true, and that's why he's funny... He tells the funny truth of people... like chinese and arab and he even joke about indians

[JackEl3elm]

it's not gonna change people's minds they believe what they wanna believe. Every time I talk to people about rectifying the whole idea about arabs they say ya of course and couple minutes later they start bullshiting back !! what ya gonna do ?

[malcolm9001]

hes sucha genious prick

[abdou1995]

Its great that he respects the arabs.

[kingkazmapower]

... he just said "No arab jokes" then he follows through with like 3 arab jokes...

._."

[waantit]

He says "thank you very much London", he's in Kitchiner. Still funny.

[TheLkvoice]

@waantit he was broadcasting to London for the Secret Policeman's Ball as he wasn't able to be there on the night

[xxslickxx100]

russel procks

[MrJosephaziz]

i kill me hahahah!

[911masta]

this is funny need more new videos..:)

[nickg887]

he said he wouldn't do arab jokes but the whole damn skit was about arabs. hated it.

[TheAraber93]

@nickg887 He does the same joke in another show, but it's not meant insulting. It's the opposite, except the "I kill me"-part which was pretty hilarious and true. And he didn't lie. That's how we Arabs are. We have a lot of pride and you really can't intimidate an Arab. He's just showing the ignorance of the media. On that other show, he mentions when he was in Dubai and praises the Arabs. So it is not meant insulting. It just seems like it.

[loveshakespeare]

@TheAraber93

hell no u cant intimidate us

they have been tryin 4 yrs, haha

[sas945]

I kill me........And you xD haha

[russiangirl112]

thats how indians looks like!! dark skin + etc.. hes real indian for sure ;_)

[Nam691]

@russiangirl112 why you hate dark people.??

[russiangirl112]

@Nam691 im just saying hes real indian? and yeh he is

[lovelonelinesss]

@russiangirl112 i am not a dark skin but i am Indian..... anyways...yea he is Indian...

[XOxDeMeNTiAxOX]

I'm an Arab and i LOL'd

[wakojob]

I'm an arab but I was lmao

[giammira]

"I" kill me (not you) is epical about kamikaze mentality...

[nesa86al]

@giammira

It's : I kill me, AND you.

[giammira]

@nesa86al yeah I know, but "I kill me" is the unusual part, which....kills me

[giammira]

@nesa86al Ah ok, I see, I think you didn't get the meaning in brackets in my previous comment, in brackets I meant "it's me and not you who kills...me"...ok? I didn't mean "I kill me but I am not going ot kill you", of course they are going to, otherwise what's the point?

[GundamFreedomz]

Its not that I don't think you're funny, I think you're hilarious.......you know what it is? I don't wanna....die? HAHAHAHAHA

[4thwatcher777]

I kill me

[2r4uashakir]

dude post more videos of RP....

[turkisn]

U kill me? F*Ck you, I Kill me, And U

[DarkMerchant2222]

bad crowd.

[Honey7586]

Such a great pronunciation! Amazing comedian!!! Thumbs up for Russel.

Thank you for posting it.

[VIOLENTbyDESIGN31]

best comedian ever

[TheAndr00e]

not funny except the accent

[lebnen143]

7000 amazing croud

[KaKaGaNu]

did he repeat all the jokes he made before this?

[hmongcanadian]

DAMN RIGHT!! REPPIN K-TOWN!

[madrasjon]

@hamidmanowar the way u ask tat question u must be an Arab .....hehehehe))

[pettymolly]

funny, but everybody is fighting with the arabs? hey.. Whos the attacker on 99% of attacks. Ye go figure...

[lalamusa1]

@pettymolly America.

[pettymolly]

@lalamusa1 Try arabs

[lalamusa1]

@pettymolly how about u wake up and smell the bullshit.

[pettymolly]

@lalamusa1 Well my comment fit didn't it

[lalamusa1]

@pettymolly well done molly

[rotaryman2144]

hes got a biggie smalls shirt on :)

[dritzzdourden1]

he sounded very rehersed and bored.

[StJoesRams09]

hahaha .. loved the end .. THANK YOU VERY MUCH LONDON ... GOODNIGHT! ...

Those Kitchenerites were suprisingly not pissed off at all when he said that :P ...

maybe they all were londoners all along :P

[chernetgirma]

booooooooooo

[hamidmanowar]

HONESTLY , WHAT WAS FUNNY ABOUT THIS? WHAT PART OF IT?

[will79601]

i knew an arab his name was osama nicest guy you would ever meet would give a stranger the shirt off his back!

[livordie4eelam]

.GOD U GUYS ATTACK THE RACE AND RELIGION JUST COS ONE GUY BELONGINING TO THAT RELIGION OR RACE DOES SOMETHING STUPID...

[stereomaster279]

YULLA!!!! WHOOO HOOO!!!

[RsKWonder]

i've seen this already lol

[Louieinoz]

I-rak is horrible

[aikhan1]

Hahaha I kill me part was hilarious

[ilYasHD]

he says he's in Kitchener in the beginning of the video... "thank you very much london goodnight" ??

[casketofdog]

thx he done this joke b4 tho

[Sion151]

i think jef jeffries is way more funny talking bout religion

[MorfyDosks]

Really They are fucken with us but i dont now why

[ShMo00oDY]

Fuck media !!

i like him he is the best he make jokes at all people thats what cool about him

good comedian .

[sevaramirkhusanova]

i love Russell Peters! he is the best!!!

[Spongebobgoofpants]

oh my god so funny!!

[chichiboypumpi]

heart mind and soul this comic genius is canadian if he were raised in india he wont be this hilarious, only funny

[drewtodamaxx]

Israel is destroying the arabs lol :) no one can intimidate israel. (no offence to anyone please)

[dr21011]

@drewtodamaxx no body wants to intimidate israel because then they would stop making porn.......so on a pros and cins list thats a big NO

[Claudia801]

@drewtodamaxx well i wouldnt say "destroying" them.. israel is a lot more powerful, but if you think about it, the arabs aren't giving in. if they were really "destroying" them, it would have ended long ago.. but theyve been at it since 1948.

Oh and there is one country that intimidates israel- Lebanon! big time haha.

[Claudia801]

you kill me?! FACK YOU!

I kill me! ahahha

[mody187]

@Claudia801 and u

[nkhouryn1]

Not funny Maz Jobrani is way funnier

[bulls7123]

@nkhouryn1 lol no way.  Jobrani is funny, but not funnier than Peters.

[VMTNKKR]

FUCK THE MEDIA!

[freestyl3r11]

do you have any latest russell vidz? if you do please upload asap, thankx,,

[reddexred]

if you are a true Petters fan you'll know that this isn't new, i've heard most or all of these jokes b4 :(

[Ninesvnsicks]

This isn't new I've heard him do all those jokes before.

[koorosh647]

upload more please!

[theapplemartinian]

HAHAHAH, DAMN FUNNY

[mohamed3636]

lol people ask u how to speak muslim?lol, lol

[sameerdafool]

this is not new.. still funny XD

[thismortalsoil92]

lol he says in hes on Ontario at the begining but he say "thank you very much london" at the end lmaoo wtf?

[jazrielanne]

London, Ontario.. its a city in Ontario

[thismortalsoil92]

ahh thanks for clearing that up!

[djudgata]

@thismortalsoil92 London, Ontario. :-|

[bykjts]

@thismortalsoil92

i cant remember the exact reason why he said that but it was in kitchener ... i think it might have been because of the audience members but i was at the concert at the aud in kitchener.

[umesh1996]

0.54

he loses his accent of the arab !

but still HILARRIOUS

[MrShadowz101]

-.-

People are such dumbasses.

Hindu isnt a race. Its a religion. Hes Indian, so he's classified as Indian.

Learn shit -.-

[LuqmanK]

@MrShadowz101 THANK U! i hate it when ppl come up to me and ask how to speak muslim

[um22w22]

LOL

It is pathetic

[LordIllidan98]

@MrShadowz101 I learn waste removals.

[rANDOM1NATiON]

@MrShadowz101 thats tru, people auto think hindu but he's christian.

[lalamusa1]

@MrShadowz101 Actually a hindu by definition in its original term referred to anyone originating from Hind, regardless of what religion they were. Just as a person is british who comes from britain. I agree In modern times this term has come to represent those who believe in idol worship in the same region.

[devilishkar]

@MrShadowz101 actually he is canadian.. -.-

[MrShadowz101]

@devilishkar he's still classified as indian since his parents come from india.

[devilishkar]

@MrShadowz101 no..he is canadian..he was born in canada...thus classified as canadian even tho his parents is from india..

[MrShadowz101]

@devilishkar He's still Indian due to his background. He may be born in Canada, but his background gives him the right to also be Indian. Why else do you think people classify him as the "Indian comedian?"

[devilishkar]

@MrShadowz101 "Russell Dominic Peters (born September 29, 1970) is a Canadian comedian and actor. He began performing in Toronto in 1989 and has been nominated for four Gemini Awards." this is taken from his own website. His parents are Anglo-Indians which means an indian community which mixed with British when they occupied India.

[utarian7]

@MrShadowz101 Indian isn't a race /ethnic group, it's a nationality. He is Canadian (or American). You learnt some shit too :)

[MrShadowz101]

@utarian7 Race and nationality go hand in hand. He is Canadian(not American) since he was born there, but he is also indian because of his background. Sorry, but I didn't learn anything from you. Looks like you learned alot, though.

[utarian7]

@MrShadowz101 "Indian" is not a race just like "Canadian" isn't a race either. They're nationalities. Let me break it down for you. An "Indian" can be any of the following: White, black, light brown, dark brown, yellow, and so on. "Indian" is a nationality and is not a race. The following are races: Caucasian, Negroid, Mongol, and then you can get more specific and into ethnicities. A Caucasian, for example, can be any of the following: Indian, American, Australian, Chinese. Do you get it now?

[MrShadowz101]

@utarian7 "Race - A group of people united or classified together on the basis of common history, nationality, or geographic distribution"

Either way, who the fuck cares? The same message gets across from my previous comment. Maybe you and devilishkar can go hang out together and possibly find a life instead of being on youtube 24/7 to continue a pointless argument.

[utarian7]

@MrShadowz101 You quoted from thefreedictionary, not a source as credible as anthropology. Regardless, your simple quote of the definition of race (aside from the holes in logical contingencies) actually bolsters my argument if anything. Would you like to actually respond to what I said? Why are you getting defensive? I'm not attacking you, I'm simply attempting to enlighten you and the 115 people that liked your comment without a 'holier than thou' attitude.

[utarian7]

@MrShadowz101 You're also on youtube. It is an argument that you created and it is not a pointless debate. It's a matter of identity. E.g, my nationality is 100% Australian. My race is Caucasian (race is vague regardless). My ethnic background - ASIDE from my inheritance of Australian culture - is Punjabi. I am not "Indian" at all, "Indian" is just my former nationality. Just as if an American emigrated and became a citizen of Australia, "American" was the former nationality of that person.

[MUBYrox]

@MrShadowz101 I know right! tell me about it ...

[jussum713]

Fuc%^$g Hilarious!!!

[Aman105105105]

@waszzam23 and you sound like one stereotype faggot

[HollowNofal]

i'm an arab, and hell ya, i kill me and you XD, Russel Peters owns :D

[um22w22]

@devski1234 He does

If he grows a moustache he'll reeealy look like one.

[waszzam23]

with a mustache? bro he looks nothing like an arab just goes to show how welly educated u are about other ethnicity

[um22w22]

@waszzam23

Well, I am an Arab. Soooo I guess I know a thing or two about ethnicities :)

at least mine!!

[waszzam23]

lol ur claiming he looks arab with a mustache be for real bro honestly he looks like an indian thats it !

[haokip8win]

very funnyyyyyyyyy

[BitzRitz1988]

its called stand up routine i guess once a while he would add in a new a joke

[DJIproductions]

ive heard this joke before.

[ILoveMySon4EVER1]

woow how u can just be sooooo hmmm...lets see....UNEDUCATED!!!!...proves that ur ass needs to learn some fuckin shit...u crazy bastard!!!

[kukki166]

lmao @ Eh Fuk U!!!! ahahhahahaa

[FairyCake16]

london!? wasn't he at kichener ontario :P n-ways yes we would love to see more videos of russel thnx !!

[AZ70900]

thats wat we do :P

[lovepet94]

awesome

[deceptacongrl]

Are Iraqi's even Arab? I didn't know they were Arab...

[Logedin]

hahaha then what do you think Iraqis are?? lol

[P4infulDu3ling]

yes... what kind of question is that anyway?...

[sasquatch1983]

keep them comin mate cheers

[ermacmk90]

I notice he says that he is in Kitchener, Ontario or something in the beginning and he says "good night London" at the end.

[prokhan17]

haha he does i bet he felt like a dumb ass after

[mamadvan]

It was the Maz Jobrani's jokes.

[willdaplayer]

hahhahh funny as

[naenarobinson]

...I KILL ME hahahahaha

[gibsonsy]

I KILL YOU! ahahahah arabs are suicidal,they dont value life hilarous! i kill me! and you! ahahah!

[XxooTEMPLARooxX]

Man, I am so glad I do not believe in Religion. Doesn't mean I do not respect people who do.

It's just not for me.

[gmbabar]

Guys lets just enjoy this funny clip.

[jaekent]

The only thing funny here is that you think that Peters is trying to comedic when he talks about invading other countries, killing foreign peoples and the media controlling the easily manipulated simple minds. HAHAHAHA .. very funny.

[Toffy2k9]

fk u arabs will com n kill u stupid bich

[ELMahdi1993]

As much as I hate arabs, I believe this is true.

[Bears135]

Well cornilinda  Let me tell u something u and who ever things that arabs are well knowing for being suicide bomber are ignorants, its not true cause they're not

[alshaibi]

Its true, if people do their research they will find that the first people to use suicide bombings were the Tamil Tigers (Hindu)

[piggysmiles1]

Wow !! u fuck ass motherfuckin cock suckin bitch!! how easy it is to criticize others. Ur sorry ass criticizes others but u do not realize the level u guys (MUSLIMS) have taken suicide bombings across the globe.

[alshaibi]

The only ass I'll be fucking is your Mom's you fucking tit face prick. If you got nothing good to say then shut the fuck up u little piggy!

[piggysmiles1]

U fuck ur own fucking mother, sisters, cousins, aunts, dad, uncle bitch...Look at ur own comment dickface. Talk bout talking good asshole. U r a disgrace even to a asshole. Ignorant bitches like u do not realize what comes out of ur filthy mind, and when some one responses to ur filth u try to act like a decent person. Straighten ur act first u stinkin pest and go fuck ur mom like u do every night

[MaliBabe02]

wow wow muslims...dont blame the holw religion for what a few ppl have done yu stupid fuckk...as russel peter said ..it the SAME 10 guyz in each video so yeah..im a muslim and i doo not even hurt a fly uuff soo go take yur comments elsewhere..i hate it when ppl blame all of us for wat them stupid fucks have done ...oh yeah i got arab friends and there nicer then the rest ..so fck them guyz who bomb them selfs not ISLAM ..stupid ignorant cunt !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[piggysmiles1]

read ur frnds (alshaibi) comment below who is unnecessarily bringing Hinduism to a comedy video. I understand ur point u r making but I do not agree with trashing other religions. Like u said its because of few people that Islam has a wrong perception in peoples mind. I have few muslim frnds too and they are very nice. I just want this alshaibi bitch to realize how filthy it is to blame others' religion for nothing. I am mad at him the same way my comment made u mad. tc.

[MaliBabe02]

first shes or his not my friend..but yhh blaming the hole religion is fcked ..i dont kno alot about hindis but i sure do LOVE their movies but anywhoo stop blaming others for a crime they did not commit . and that goes for EVERY1 whos reading

[alshaibi]

U cheeky fucking piggy bastard, I am just stating historical fact u dick eating bastard. Truth hurts hey!

[piggysmiles1]

Cheeky my ass dickhead and u r the biggest bastard to walk this planet. I agree with u dickface (alshaibi) truth hurts cause ur sry ass cant handle it. thr is no point arguing with ur loser ass piece of shit. u and people like u will remain a scumbag and a piece of filthy parasite.

when u get time frm all the bullshit u do, look into ur own fucking past and present asswipe....

[alshaibi]

I think its your sorry ass that can't handle it. Go eat ur own shit, bcus thats wat u dirty facking pigs do. And if you wanna debate in a proper manner you're more than welcome but u don't deserve the time of day so fuck u, u retarded bastard child of a swine. Read your comments I'll think you'll find you're the biggest hypocrite going u slag! look at urself, what a shame., sad low life tit.

[cornilinda]

He's talking about Arab.... Well, they are well known for being suicide bomber. and hence.. I kill me..

[fed8ad]

thats so stupid of you!

[zodiak121]

you trying to be smart

[ihateuforreal]

heyy guys could anyone explain me about the last joke "i kill me". i dont get it. :(

[martini926]

u know the suicide bombers? yeah thats what he tryna to picture. sorry if im misinterpret.

[YotoWu]

..suicide bomber... i kill me, and you!

[ranjistudent]

the muslims would rather die than loose their principle which is not unbreakable by the western people. so muslims rather kill themselves than killed by white people. i learened this in my politics class.

[MaliBabe02]

well Mr or Ms all i gotta say is FUCKK !! i repeat FUCK your politics class im a muslim and hell nahh i wouldnt kill myself or other innocent ppl but there are some crazy assholes who will . they jst happen to have muslims name soo before you go making false statements about us ...pls go do your homework ...tc now

[ILoveMySon4EVER1]

EXACTLY.....

[SxcBrumBiatch]

gr8 comedian!

[63muskaan]

its amazing to listen russel peters .....gr8 job russel...wish u good luck