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  • Every Easter I txt all my friends and say happy zombie Jesus day lol

  • jesus loves everyone, no matter what their situation is, ethnicity, or religion. i think its great people what to paint jesus even tho he's a zombie, not to many people are painting him these days.

  • jesswas a jewish zombie!!!!! :D

  • I think it's hilarious that you had this competition and I'm kind of mad that I'm only finding this now...

  • I hated how many of the comments that said they enjoyed the zombie jesus video were spammed so all you saw were hateful comments.

  • Why not a farting jesus video lol

  • i just looked at the entrie for the comp.. fantastic.. there were some amazing ones there.. well done... lol

  • Jesus is sitting here beside me thinking about the concept. (rolling his eyes and taking a deep breath) He says, "That's nothing unexpected". Jesus Still Loves You Though. Seriously.

  • Keep your imaginary friend to yourself..

  • i hate jesuse 2

  • So he says.

    There will be many with the heart to put his innocent butt up on that cross.

    The tainted will be smug against whom is perfect and not accept his love rather they persecute him out of jealousness, strict religious behaviorism, and/or desensitization, hatred.

    The world will hate him and those who follow him. (written somewhere in john)

  • lol at all the haters, i think your brilliant.

  • i think you and your "fans" are confused between Halloween and Easter...or is halloween an everyday event for you guys?

  • oh my god ur so funny

    *fake laugh*

    dumbass

  • u know what Jesus did rise from the dead hun!

  • jesus h8ter

  • hun, you need therapy.

  • That was funny.

  • I did'nt win, but thats cos I did'nt enter. obviously If I did enter, I'd have won!. Now I'm a born again, spirit filled, Jesus worshipping Christian, and I think Bryony is just great. Of course she will one day see what a cool dude Jesus is, and naturally she'll follow him. But she aint burnin for this. She's a precious child of God who he loves very much.

  • i have the same bedding! lol

  • Get therapy. Elvis sucked.

  • I didn't win!! But that's kewl. I'm still a subscriber! You are intelligent and very creative and talented and a more realistic person than so many on youtube. Loved this contest. Thanks

  • That was a well educated response.

  • If you can't make fun of your own beliefs, then are they really that firm? I'm a Christian who was in no way offended by this video, albeit that I think it's untrue.

  • Don't bother mate,she's toooo stupid!

  • To the Paperlilies, i am sorry that you have recieved such a terrible example of Cristianity.

    To all the non-believers, ok you dont believe i accept it. i wasnt always saved so i see where you guys are coming from. i struggle to be a "good person daily" but it really is worth taking a look at. i have said enough and i hope i have really opened some eyes.

  • The only negative thing that Jesus ever spoke to some one was about king harold where he called him a fox. he called him that becuase he told jesus to go to jeruselum before Christ was supposed to go there. he even told harold when he would get there. so please dont call this lady nasty names, it is unbecoming of you and the beliefs of what you say you repersent.

  • This goes out to my fellow Christains: You need to put into practice Jesus's teachings, love thy nieghbor as they self is the first that comes to mind. All of you people who got emotional and said hate, need to appologize. you know you are wrong and should repent yourselves, not condem someone who know nothing of the peace and contentment that the holy trinety gives us.

  • subscribing!!!

    i loved the idea!

  • Interesting though how people are so scared of Islam, it is violent.

  • Islam remains the most violent religion, but all religions are stupid

  • Making fun of ANYONES religion is really lame.

  • How so? If something is utterly stupid then why is it wrong to say it out loud? Everybody's laughing at ufologists, Scientoligists etc. even though their stuff makes just as much sense than Christianity or any other religion.

  • get a sense of humor christlover818

  • Im the whole christian thing, but you lot are way to over the top :L LOL!

  • anyways, go Paperlilies, you're hilarious

  • People are way too touchy about blasphemy.

  • I actually saw where you were coming from with the whole rose from the dead thing...

    and i know that people will take it way out of proportion...because since you did this every1 will think that you hate Jesus....

    but it all depends on how you look at it...

    i am a Christian and i didnt really find it putting down Jesus any so yea..

    it must depend on the religion

  • 16 was my fav ^^

  • Now it's time to make fun of other major religious figures. Give it a try with Islamic "funny" figures because I want to read about your head being cut off in the coming months:)

  • what a nice christian thing to say

  • how do you know if i dont believe in my birdhouse and these funny little gods tempted by devil swoopin' down from heaven stealing goods from the temple of big bird?

  • this is just stating the obvious, but you don't make any sense.

    Christianity is about tolerance. Jesus was a good, tolerant man, who would never say the things that many "Christian" people here are saying. You're thinking of him as too human a figure. Can you imagine Him thinking that this competition is outrageous? Some really funny and interesting art, like number 16, came out of it, and talent like that could arguably come from somewhere divine if you believe in it.

  • I myself had doubted God many times and not long ago because only yesterday I hated Him and cursed him for creating me. But He loves me if he exists of course.

  • I see it this way, nowadays everyone does whatever he/she wants to,nothings holy enough,nothing matters,just make fun of Jesus, Holy Ghost and all the people that belive in HIM, we all get offended,I'm not that shocked anymore but putting prostitutes on huge billboards by the highways is also fine so that truckers have a place to go off. God kicked out of schools is replaced with devil and rightly so. But gods on tv won't be kicked out form your home, only Good Gods will.

  • sure nothing is sacred anymore, but if you care enough, you stick with religion and ignore the haters. Paperlilies isn't making fun of Jesus, she's just pointing out a funny similarity between a zombie--someone who rises from the dead to eat brains, etc.--and Jesus--someone who, according to the Bible, rose from the dead, granted not to eat brains. She explained this in the video.

  • I think that Jesus might advise us, in this situation, to try to enjoy the fun and life that God gave us instead of judging all of the slightly "blasphemous" and "offensive" things on youtube and calling people cunts and telling them they should die. I dunno, I'm not really Jesus, but I'm thinking, WWJD?

  • Remember Jesus said to his executioners "Forgive them for they know not what they do".

    She knew exactly what she was doing and is unrepentant.

    I hope she is prepared for the consequences.

  • this is funny as if your implying that she will feel the 'wrath of god' coz of a youtube post.

    dont think god really cares to much, shes not disrespecting anyone its a jokey subject and she explains that, also she must be entitled to her own opinion on the matter of christianity and at least she manages to do that without attempting to shove her opinion down peoples throats, more than you seem able to do

  • She may feel the wrath of God, she may not, that's her gamble. But aside from the religous aspect of it she is

    disrespecting Jesus as a person.

    She brought up the subject of religion, she is making a religious statement and is inviting to mock God and Jesus, although you might say she did it in a sly way.

    I am no mug and I doubt God is either.

    There is a difference between having an opinion and being insulting.

    Anyhow she will suffer the consequnce on earth, so the joke is on her. HA HA HA

  • I find it interesting that you quote the forgiveness passage but fail to follow your savior's example. Go thou and do likewise.

  • Yes you do find it interesting, however you can only be forgiven if you confess your sins and repent, not much of that from little miss blasphemer is there?

  • Who cares ? The point was that you are to emulate Christ, not act like you're God yourself. If a zombie video is so upsetting to God that He needs to smote someone over it, I'm sure He's perfectly capable of doing that without any help from us.

    This is a perfect example of why people away from religion. You do not exhibit any of the fruits of the Spirit, and you select the passages that justify your need to punish and control, neither of which are your job.

  • dude man fucking orpheuscorp guy, you defending the stupid shithead up here tht is bashing jesus and your trying to talk about the love of God and how you should disrespect her... shit, shes disrespecting God.... ur a dubass obviously and dont know what the hell ur talking aboutt... and i hate paperlillies all she does is bash ppl because of her own insecurities when obviously she knows no shit.

  • hey

    i've got the same bedding!!

    you've got a great taste xD

  • She is an insulting disrepectful cunt.

    I am not giving Christians a bad name by being honest.

    I am quite happy to let God judge me, he is no fool.

  • I'm sure God loves it when you use the word "cunt." It's not that you're giving a bad name by being honest. You're giving a bad name to yourself by calling someone disrespectful and then calling her a cunt in the same breath. So everyone, give me an "H" give me a "y"--oh fuck that, you're being a hypocrite.

  • She is not worth of respect, I do myself no disservice.

    She can dish out abuse, no doubt she can take it.

    It's a bit like a murderer complaining about someone treading on their toe.

    Get the picture?

    Maybe you can draw it and enter it into one of her 'art' competitions. I doubt you will win if it is any good though, she would steal the idea anduse it her self.

    That's what cunts do :O)

    You are defending a piece of shit mate , drop it, your are just making a fewl of youself - ha ha :O).

    I am class.

  • As much as I appreciate the irony of being called "fewl," you still shouldn't be calling her names. If you want to promote Christianity then be kind. You attract more flies with a spoonful of honey then a gallon of vinegar. Right now, you're just turning everyone off of your religion and only proving that the stereotypes are not yet cliche.

  • Bollocks.

    I am not calling her names, just making a accurate descrition of her personality as is generally understood by the the word 'cunt'. Christianity is an honest religion and I am being honest. It's just shorthand I only get so many characters to type so I can't beat about the bush.

    Look she knows she is a cunt anyway so how am I being unkind.

    I expect she takes it as a compliment actually.

    In fact she freely admits she is 'no angel'.

    U just have the wrong inpression of her - that's all.

  • Apart from the fact that the word "cunt" is sexist, it is a sad state of affairs if the only thing you can shorthand is rudeness. She might not be an angel, but "let he who is without sin cast the first stone." She deserves respect by virtue of being a human being.I do not have the wrong impression of her. I know she is human. Therefore she is worthy of respect.

  • I am sorry, you don't earn much respect by disrespecting others.The word 'cunt' refers to her attitude towards others, it is not sexist, it can apply equally to a man or a woman. So it is not her as a person who is a cunt, but her attitude towards others.

    Athough the two are linked.

    Respect means 'to pay attention to' and obviously I have done that by telling all what I thought of her, so you cannot really accuse me of disrepecting her.

    I have shown her more than enough respect, don't you think?

  • Considering the word "cunt" means vagina, AND I've never heard it being applied to a man, you'd have a very difficult time saying that it can apply to both. In either case, the point here is that you're being disrespectful. Respect means more than paying attention to someone. It implies politesse and admiration. You don't have to admire her, hell you might hate her. But be the better person, and treat people like Jesus would. He was patient no matter his circumstance.

  • He threw the money lenders out of the temple.

    He would throw this cunt out too.

  • Rember Jesus was a human being.

    What respect has she show him?

    Answer none whatsoever.

  • You see thats the problem orpheuscorp, you attack me for disrespecting Papershitties for her attack on Jesus, yet you do not condem Papershitties for her unprovoked attack on Jesus.

    It is not even about religion, it is about disrepecting a fellow human being, it does not matter if you are religious or not.

  • Let Him deal with it. I doubt He'd have put up with crucifiction if He was so touchy about being mocked.

  • You may call guys a "cunt", but it is still a derogatory reference to women's genitals and you are using it at a noun, not as an adjective (cuntish or cunt-like would refer to an attitude). When you respect someone, you don't demean them with slang like cunt, so stop trying to weasel out of responsibility for what you typed and stand behind what you say with no apologies.

  • I have more respect for a piece of shit than I do for that cunt. Let's make that perfectly clear.

    I would not piss on her if she was on fire.

  • Have you ever thought about anger management classes ? It's certainly not a good advertisement for God when His followers ignorantly lash out in anger at the "enemies" Jesus told them to pray for. I don't recall Jesus calling anyone a cunt, but maybe our pastor hasn't gotten to those passages yet. He's usually busy focusing on the famous "You who are without sin, throw the first stone..."

  • No I have never though of going on anykinid of management course, anyone who does is either an idiot or mentally ill.

    I am throwinig words not stones, your interpret things too literally (as do many). There is no analogy there.

    "And whoever shall speak a word against the Son of Man, it shall be forgiven him; but whoever shall speak against the Holy Spirit, it shall not be forgiven him, either in this age, or in the age to come"

    Matt. 12:31-32

    How about that?

  • What about it ?

    If so many people are interpreting you too literally, perhaps the fault lies with your insensitivity, which seems to be a result of your need to do God's job for Him.

    Maybe you are taking Zombie Jesus too literally.

    Yes, you are acting like a mentally ill idiot, that's why I recommended anger management for you.

  • You can't take blasphemy too seriously.

    I don't need an anger management course.

    However some people need a course in respecting other people and their beliefs, before they get what is coming to them.

  • Whatever, dude. Enjoy your miserable life.

  • I am very happy and content with my life.

    Please try to stick to reality rather than fantasy.

    Why should I be miserable?

  • Okay, reading through this has confused me.

    I'm going to assume that the people saying, 'ur a cunt u bitch and ur going to hell go kill urself' are all Christians/Catholics/Religious­?

    Someone comment on this, because aren't we supposed to be kind, welcoming, non-judgemental? Why are you all so mean about it? You're trying to defend your religion by making yourself, and the religion you support, sound bad.

    This coming from a Catholic...

  • I second that emotion ! Where are all those "fruits of the Spirit" ? You're just pushing people further away from your God and reinforcing the stereotype of Christians as incapable of rational discourse.

    I'm givin' props now to the religious people who have RESPECTFULLY protested this video without being vicious. Your maturity is a much better example of righteous indignation than the hateful posts some of your peers have left here.

  • WOW people your taking this religion thing wayyyyyyyy to seriously! chill out!

  • I would go so far as to say Family Guy sort of beat you to the punch with the line from A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas, where Peter Griffin says "As we all know, Christmas is that mystical time of year when the ghost of Jesus rises from the grave to feed on the flesh of the living. So we all sing Christmas carols to lull him back to sleep." I think that aired in 2001. But the lines that followed in the show are eerily similar to what you receive here...look them up...

  • nice poke'mon hat.

  • People need to learn how to take a joke.

  • ur going to hell..let god have mercy on ur soul....

  • It's really not for you to judge though, is it?

    So... you're going to Hell for judging others.

    (Ha. Anyone see the joke there? Anyone? No? Darn.)

  • I do !

  • So you'll do a "Zombie Jesus" because Christians are typically peaceful, but won't do a "Zombie Mohammed" because you're scared of all the crazy Muslims in the UK? Typical...

    As a fellow Brit (and perhaps a more reasonable one), I'm sick and tired of appeasing Muslims due to intimidation. We're quickly turning into another France in terms of our cowardice in dealing with Muslims.

    If you're going to make fun of one religion, don't be afraid to make fun of them all Paperlilies...

  • contrary to popular belief, she is not making fun of any religion. she's pointing out a comical similarity between the story of the re-birth of christ and the whole zombie thing.

    your obviously pretty racist, what with the way you talk about France and "dealing with muslims".

  • so just because she makes one video, she has to make loads about every religion - just to make it fair?

    wow. chill out dude.

  • i think it's really stupid that people unsubscribed to you because of this, it's hilarious. :]

  • You should do Zombie mohammed! If you don't your letting the terrorists win. And by the way a real Muslim would be just as offended by the concept of Zombie Jesus as zombie Mohammed.

  • Now do something about Zombie Mohammed. See how many death threats you can collect from enraged Muslims.

  • lol im with sneakyeye2020 on this one :P

  • you just got an extra subscriber anyways XD XD XD

  • datz an ash hat behind u!!!

    (from pokemon)

    am i rite? :D

  • i like ur room it's cool.

    yeah i think that the one who won deserved it, it's really good.

  • This was a great competition. I am already a subscriber to paperlilies but if i weren't i'd subscribe.

    She's a fun, intelligent girl and this was about being amused and that's it. We humans have forgotten how to have a laugh at our selves. If we can't do that then we might as well be zombies.

  • Seriously, why would somebody make a zombie Mohammed art contest? Mohammed never became a zombie...

  • i think Mohammed died naturally. But i'm not an expert in that.

  • its a good thing you're not producing a million barrels of oil under your webcam!

  • how do you know shes NOT christian?

  • She actually says she's not, and never will be, in the video. It's near the end.

    If it offends you so badly, don't watch it. Simple as that. Problem gone.

  • dude,

    get the hell over it, gosh,

    don't you get it, she's just trying to poke fun at things, it's amusing. YOU should take into consideration that she's just playing around, and if she's not? big deal, so she says jesus is a zombie, did it kill you?! it's called freedom of speach.

  • lol this girl rocks!!!

  • Christians need to actually read the bible from time to time. Don't they even realise the word "zombie" is specifically mentioned in reference to Jesus 6 times. Where do they think the word came from? It's ridiculous. Do some reading people!

  • sweetnsmall16-"The first to insult and threaten"

    The insincerity of your comment is one for the record books.

    Readers: The paperlillies account is one of many tools by a group undermining society in a "problem/reaction/solution" scenario. The idea is to corrupt to such a point that many are inept & unable to resist the ultimate command-and-control take-over when it occurs, & others actively support it because because it will promise to annihilated these sorts of blasphemous outrages.

  • Jesus is not a zombie and that video is why I unsubscribed to you.

  • -yeah, the greatest trick the devil ever did was to get everyone not to believe in him-her-it- um, wait.... oh yeah- i love a good conspiracy, but a conspiracy based on zombie jesus? get outa here- next you're gonna be telling me we didn't land on the moon, and there were WMD's in Iraq- in the end- it was a joke, a prank, perhaps sophomoric, but in the end only a joke- i do not think she is part part a WW conspiracy.

  • OrthodoxAnarchy, I did not say I dont believe in Jesus. I said Jesus is not a zombie. He rose from the dead but that does not make Him a zombie. It makes Him Alive.

  • actually, the reply was more for RedNeckBob51- But i find this whole conversation absurd. Zombie Jesus vs Real Jesus vs Mythical Jesus. It's like a wrestling match from hell- (pun intended)

  • orthodoxAnarchy, "Its like a wrestling match from hell"? What does hell have to do with it? Jesus is in Heaven.

  • Don't be obtuse- it's a common figure of speech.

  • there is no "zombie jesus or mythical jesus"

    BUt nice try

  • Thank you! jesus is not a sombie!!!!!

    HEs our lord and father.

    I hate this woman...man...or whatever it is.

  • This is one of the things that gives Christians a bad name...

    So anyone who is Atheist is a criminal? And you're supporting suicide? How does this make you so much better?

  • Where is your data to prove this ? Doesn't seem the least bit factual to me, based on my many years of working with educated, law-abiding agnostics and atheists who do meaningful work in their communities. Rather than attacking out of fear, why don't you do something constructive with your anger and make your own video as a rebuttal ?

  • I don't do videos.

    I prefer script.

  • the fact you make fun of the bible's nonsense AND you have ASH KETCHUM'S CAP on your shelf has won yourself my everlasting respect!!!

  • I CANT BELIEVE THIS!

    Ok listen up, IM CHRISTIAN!

    FOR ALL OF YOUHH THIS WOMEN IS A BITCh

    SHES MAKIN FUN OF JESUS! THIS IS NOT RIGHT AND ALSO MOST OF WHAT SHE sAID IS SOOO NOT TRUE!

    HE AINT A ZOMBIE

  • hahahahahahha

    Are you serious?! Are you trying to factually tell people that Jesus is not a zombie?!

    omg hahah

  • I'm a Christian, and I thought it was funny.

  • Man, I never realized some people were so uptight. I thought the intelligent YouTubers of today would be adverse to that sort of thing, ah well. To a lighter note - Me and all my friends (2/3rd's of them being christian) found this hillarious! "I'm not going to make a Zombie Mohammed contest" - Ahahaha That was brilliant!

  • yeah the majority of people are still ignorant fools. oh well. i thought it was funny too!

  • Best idea ever paperlilies!

  • Great idea, I loved it. Zombie jesus! That's awesome. And hey! A hungry lion for every christian!

  • What are you wearing?

  • 'Im not going to make a Zombie Mohammed contest...'

    i have not laughed so much for a long time. Thank you for this.

  • Great competition idea. People unsubscribed to you? Wow, some folks are rather uptight.

  • that's a pretty cool pokemon hat you have back there

  • Marry me please. I'm still a virgin and I'm saving myself for you.

    Please don't drink that milk. It'll give you a unibrow, or something..

  • i like 1st place and 3rd place's drawings?graphics? w.e you want to call them. they are the two most creative. the 2nd one looks like its zombie jesus copy and pasted onto a photo taken from a music video. not creative at all. sorry but i dont think it deserves recognition.

  • (my first comment were for "FrostmoonEclipse)

  • yay for not being a good little christian girl :)

  • was a great idea, and amazing to see the wonderful responses. It's a shame people felt the need to unsubscribe... You've just got a new sub.

  • Zombie Mohammed are you kidding? Youtube would yank that video in a heartbeat. If the Dutch can kid around about a newspaper comic about him and incite a full blown riot in another country (impressive feat by the way) then imagine what an internet driven picture drawing contest on here would cause. I'd probably move underground for the next 20-30 years until they got over it.

  • I love it when you get self conscious, you ramble even more than usual. :)

  • Zombie jesus is sort of a modern day look at ressurrection of christ. Aw, I wish I knew about this contest.. I WANT A JELLY FILLED MARSHMELLOW MANNN lol.

  • What you said at 3:08 was interesting. You won't disrespect Islam in a video because you're afraid of offending Muslims. You'll disrespect Christianity, however, because you know that Christians will not retaliate. That really says a lot about the kind of person you are.

  • lol, is that comment gonna be thumbed down or what

  • thumbed down indeed. Not that I mind. That was its intension.

  • I thought the Jesus Zombie art competition was brilliant. I thoroughly enjoyed it

  • Anyone who can't have a sense of humor about the whole Zombie Jesus thing needs to get a life.

  • LOL jesus isn't real, hes something that parents make up to scare kids from pretending to be the messiah. idiots >_>

  • Actually Jesus was real, means he was alive.

    But Jesus wasn't the only martyr during that time. There have been many many people who died for their believes, Jesus was probably just an outstanding one...

    So I can't understand all the fuss about Jesus.

  • I love how a drawing contest becomes a religious dispute; my personal belief is that god exists. I have a problem with the bible and "Religion" because there really is no backing for any of it other than "Faith"; I believe everything that happens on earth can be explained. I cannot believe that all of existence evolved from nothing without the help of some divine entity that also cannot be explained. So it really comes down to, do you believe in god or not? Now leave the other guy alone!!!

  • Explanation for "the other guy", for those of you that need it; there is no way of proving either end of the spectrum, so believe what you will and let others do the same. Now just enjoy the contest :-D

  • Is this directed at me? it's a reply to me so let's give it a chance shall we? I have no problem with believers, I was born and raised a Christian myself; however a believer to me is just someone that believes in god, simple eh? Religion(s) however, have other obligations, rules, standards, beliefs etc. that misconstrued what it is to believe and that's where my problem lies. All religions have good intensions; it's up to the individual to distinguish between filler and God.

  • zombies only rise at easter time cool!

  • I wonder if your sick because Jesus' dad cursed you for making an art contest poking fun at his son. I'll pray that you'll get well soon, if he'll listen. I just sneezed like six times in a row right now, I think god has cursed me with a cold too.

  • hahahahahahahaha the 99p store.... like the 99 cent stores here in America. coincidence? i've also seen a 98 +1 cent store by my house

  • Ur cute & don't look like drew berrymore...love ur videos.

  • hey you're cute and you look like Drew Berrymore

  • Pay me my child support you bitch

  • Your idea was amusing, fun and very gutsy-ish. My subscription is not linked to the quantity or quality of your outbursts. I abide by my original assertion that we are drowning in a sea of idiots. If their mothers had only stayed home after child birth and let the little bastards suckle a couple more months, I'd venture to guess that the world might be a better adjusted place and women could walk around topless with no one really taking notice (except for, maybe, me.)

  • ... Sure why not ...

  • 1. Muslims: NO FATWAS on Paperlillies. She's cool.

    2. Christians: STOP praying for her to go to heaven. I'm hoping she'll come to Vahalla with us and make more videos.