BROADWAY KARKAT - Karkalicious (Fergalicious Parody)

[NezumiUke]

KARKAT PLEASE MARRY ME

[lilkitty47]

This girl does a fantastic male voice! Not to mention she's singing/rapping for a while still doing it! Great job!

[AJJsGIRL666]

I IN RED!!!!!! :33<

[astrosecksee]

Yes. GDI. YESSS.

[TheNobodyClub]

Hell.

Fucking.

Yes.

[I4gotmyMANTRA]

Every time I watch this I laugh so hard I cry. I'm not even exaggerating, tears of laughter, consistently.

[rainkyokitty]

his blood color is cherry red

[OilMan713]

I likey this better than the original. OilMan.

[XxluciaotakuxX]

FOUR. BD

THREE. BD

TWO. BD

FUCK YOU. BD

[mptexasgirl]

Yes just yes

[animelover2615]

WEIRDEST BONER :D

[Key2MyHeartless]

Your the best karkles EVER! :3

I LOVE YOU!

[Vids4Otakus]

@AsnRandomness I dunno you're the one who clicked it.

[mrslolzgirl1]

i was humming this in class and randomly writing some lyrics down so trea look over and sees "Saturn is so she says my blood is like candy" and see's "fuck this shit i quit!" and he says "what are you writing Sarah?that makes nonsence"

[AsnRandomness]

How did I get searching up chocolate child slavery to this..?

[animangaluvr908]

@SayinWarriorCat candy red, meaning he's a low blood troll

[trioxyz7]

God dammit doc scratch stop fucking with my mic!

[azulkatie]

T3R3Z1 S4YS 1 SM3LL D3LC1OUS

[SayinWarriorCat]

What is his blood color?

[magicmage0323]

@SayinWarriorCat bright candy red :D its special (as in not normal -u-)

[allycatacs789]

theres one video that says his blood color is candy apple red c; maybe just a rumor though <3

[WarriorsCatsfun]

@allycatacs789 well, that would smell delicious.

[MossehTheEevee14]

KEEP CALM AND JAZZ HANDS

[HorseRider1123]

DOwnload.. plz ;w;

[scorpionsfatality]

karkat disliked this 11 times XDD

[FrescoQueso]

"my body stays vicious"

...PORN TO MY EARS

[Goldfish567]

you sir are a genius. Kudos xD

[smartgirl889]

turn on captions...lol

[Nutburgersification]

Dirty 6 sweep old porn.

[i3abyAbbz]

My happiness have reached cloud nine.

NO, BEYOND THAT

[RynlenV02]

2:19 I'LL JUST SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU.

This is the part where it gets awesome~

[AmbriViBritannia]

I finally found a Karkat headcanon!! I <3 you soooo much^^

[HetaliaGirl0131]

XD I just watched this?!

[RynlenV02]

I don't really know what I expected his voice to sound like, but now I think about the fact that he's 13 and suddenly this voice is perfect. ;w;

[ProGeekster]

all of my love

All of it

[SamIamNot13]

All of the yes

[HoppTheHeroine]

:33 < f-first in line??

[SayinWarriorCat]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Karkalicious

[papyrustree]

"nepeta's my weakness MEOOOWWW"

[purplegecko13]

"4, 3, 2, Fuck you."

I knew I'd stumbled upon something hilarious and wonderful when I heard that xD

[Inuyashaluvah1999]

Sexy voice =W= I love this so much

[megacpfan82]

Don't worry Karkat~

Most of my shipping wall includes you.

I hope you don't mind repeats~ *mischevious eyebrow raise*

[MotokoIsMe112]

Does a girl sing this? Or a boy? Because around 2:00 it's obviously a girl. 

[chemicalkitkat]

@MotokoIsMe112 the singer is indeed female

[Migglecraft]

@chemicalkitkat What's great is that even if she is a girl she's still a good Karkat.

[smilinggator]

Why isn't this on iTunes? :(

[dragonwind15]

im eri-licious

i wwish i had a kismesis

and wwhen i read any fanfics

i wwish they wwerent fictitious

if i bloww kisses [mwwah!]

evven land dwwellers turn awway

but they wwhale wwant me so

once they see my "blowwfish" groww

[FastH13]

This is so amazing! I love this so much! lol

[Setsuka317]

LOVE THIS SONG. Know it by heart. I would love to know who BroadwayKarkat really is. He should do like a homestuck concert

[Tairalyn]

Heck yes. B) I now know all the words for this.

[HPlovinGleek888]

i know this song by heart now :)

[osweetie246]

HEADCANON KARKAT.

[XBlueXAuraX]

Headcanon.

[killercoco29]

Heh heh heh karkat

guess what.

TEREZI AND NEPETA.

YOUR NOT INCLUDED.

EVEER.

[alyssaandzoe3822]

what ever fuckass thought of this just ruined whatever respect i had for karkat(wich was none)and all music(i had a lot of it)

[mrrandomcupcaketimes]

hehe, Fergie douche-muffin.

[1001micket1]

Who ever sung this has an awesome voice

[HPlovinGleek888]

@1001micket1 i know right?!

[SpawnTheWolf14]

This

Needs.

LYRRIIICCCSSSSS,

[Ludicrousx]

This is. The best thing ever.

[nordicnerd864]

gives a whole new meaning to the nickname "karkandy"

on another note, aslkdjfghkhgkljdsl this is amazing please marry me.

[MerlinMagicification]

I want to marry your voice.

[smilinggator]

1:04 lol!!!!

[YomeUchiha]

this is what i listen to when I clean my room xD

[PineappleFeet379]

:33 < F-Furst in line?!

[SilverWolf690]

Those were some high notes for a guy, Karkat.

[babybarracudess]

030

[omgitsnessyluls]

ahh. did a girl sing this? O.o either way absolutely amazing xD. I'm making my 4 year old cousin a birthday card listening to this over and over lmao. let's hope I don't make any mix ups like everyone else xD

[TheDarkOzo]

*is listening to this as I'm doing homework*

Me: "Even Egbert wants a piece of me~!"

*writes it down some of the lyrics in the paper, finish my homework, and rereads it*

Me: Suffering is needed in a person's life and "even Egbert wants a piece of me!" If people don't have suffering they're "Karkalicious." ...Wait... What the-

Me: Fuck! Now I have to redo this all over again...

[TheKirbyLord]

@TheDarkOzo Hold on, what kind of homework assignment requires you to endorse people's suffering? Do you live on Alternia? O_O

[princessZelda089]

@TheDarkOzo

Bhuddism, right?

I just got done with that shit. - n-

[emberwing13]

@TheDarkOzo you shouldve turned it in.XD

[BlackNight77632]

... I am playing this SO loud...

[EVILNECRONOX]

i cant stop Laughing xD

[invadergarr]

Oh yes. :3

[HaileeHorrorPro]

8UCKETS!!!!!!!! that is all >::::)

[SilverWolf690]

Oh my god xDDD Best patron ever!

[SkyChime]

This is ADORABLE

[safeleoluv]

Douchemuffin is my new favorite word. >w<

[safeleoluv]

*puts on endless loop* Awwwwww Yeaaaaaahhhhh!!!!!!!

[mrslolzgirl1]

i was listening to this while doing my homework and my mom was looking at me then it ended and she was like WTF WAS THAT THAT WAS FUCKING FUNNY!! IM MAKING THAT MY RINGTONNE FOR U WHEN U CALL MY CELL!!! LOL iwas like -_- WTF mom i don't care

[therandomrose1754]

"Maybe then you'll get a taste..." MIND=BLOWN

[babybarracudess]

432, Fuck you

[allycatacs789]

I thought nept was a girl o . o;

[GOTHBLACK001]

@allycatacs789 she is... karkat did the meow

[Keepitawesome8D]

I love my patron troll. This was soooo epic

[ILostTheGame1024]

every time i watch this i can't stop laughing XD

[SchoolSucksMedia]

Oh my I love my patron troll.

[nikkixz975]

just now started singing this and my friends looked at me like <.< whats wrong with u

[therandomrose1754]

@JLJshads It's spelled pail... XD

[therandomrose1754]

@JenJenRome123 *pats Eridan on the back* I still love you...

[JLJshads]

I wanna fill a pale...

[babybarracudess]

Karkat=My patron troll

[RtFaReAl]

EVEN EGBERT WANTS PIECE OF ME.... NOW YOU SUCKERS BETTER HOLD THE FUCK UP . . . . BABY BABY BABY..... LOL

EEEEEE *FAN GIRL SQUEAL*

CANT GET ENOUGH

[therandomrose1754]

Oh god, this song made me flip, and at the end I cracked up so hard my dog looked at me funny. I have got to send this to my friends XD

[therandomrose1754]

@nnnn124 ditto to that

[toontown111222333444]

4, 3, 2, Fuck you.

[nnnn124]

I am proud to say Karkat is my patron 

[sullymelody]

if i get 30+ likes i shall sing this to my crush! >////<

[sasunarulover911]

I love the ending its so funny!! Fuck this shit i quite!

[PinkemenaDPie]

@sasunarulover911 Q-U-I-T-E DOES NOT FUCKING SPELL QUIT.

[imsostupidyay]

I was about to send a e-mail to someone.

then i had to check my inbox,

someone replyed to my comment

the song was playing as i searched for the comment

eh

patrick carmen can wait.

[22Cat22]

GOD DAMMIT, DOC SCRATCH, STOP FUCKIN' AROUND WITH MY MIC-...!!!

[XxElectrocorexX]

Karkat you make me proud to have you as my patron troll.

And your voice is adorable.

[NinjaYoshi28]

I can't even right now. XD I can't stop laughing. This was so well-done. Mucho kudos.

[Terezi813]

The only reason I don't like this is because i'm a Terezi and Dave shipper,I know, I know grabyour torches and pitch forlks .But this is my new head cannon Karkat voice.

[KisaChama]

@Terezi813

I support Karkat and John.

And I think this song implies both pairings, so... yeah 8D

[Meowsprite]

Wholyyyyyyyyy craaaaaaap, basically this is the best. Also, do not watch this at night when you are trying to be quiet, because it does result in much lmaoing.

[atalkingcat]

So funny! Best part was about filling pailsXD Is there a clean version though? Just wondering.

[chemicalkitkat]

@atalkingcat if anyone else is wondering this as well if you look in the description there is a link to broadway karkat's tindeck, you can check there. if it exists that's where it will be.

[bexthecat12]

even egbert wants a taste *eyebrows going crazy*

[Azamia1]

@bexthecat12 lol

[ackora528]

O.O HELL, TO THE HELL FUCKING YES!!!!!!!

[ArachnidsGrip000]

XD fucking love you for this.This made my day

[SiblingRivalrykids]

Well done sir...well done,

[scentless2starFlower]

... hehehehe.....

[6Jas6devi6]

Note to self: Don't listen to this while writing Biology Lab Report, Professor will dock points for random lyrics and swear words appearing in assignment...

[recidorojennifer]

@6Jas6devi6

at least u didnt get an f in ur test bcuz u wrote the lyrics in the test.... -_-

[Katwarriorss]

YES.

YESSSS.

[IceClaN100]

Who sung this? :D

[THEBIGBANGTWO]

I LOVE THIS SONG!!!!!!!

[pteroid11]

"GOD DAMN IT, DOC SCRATCH STOP FUCKING WITH MY MI-!"

[totesforgoats]

Next stop for Broadway Karkat: Milkshake.

[plushrumpqueen]

I want to marry your voice

[TehSickUh]

HOLY FUCK THIS SO FUCKING GREAT

OH GOD

I CAN'T BREAAATHE

[naturluvr14]

OH MY GOD. It just kept getting better and better. I was legitimately laughing out loud by the end. Who ever you are, man/woman/person, I love you.

[ProfessorSummerfang]

@naturluvr14 I think Karkat is a man, even though he sounds like a woman. :L

[naturluvr14]

@ProfessorSummerfang like I said, I don't really care the gender, I just know they are awesome XD

[naturluvr14]

@ProfessorSummerfang ok, again, IDC. They could be an alien for all I care, I just think they are cool.

[Sk8terboi7878]

This is my new ringtone

[Verscilith]

This is beautiful and good

[Shadowstarrulesall]

Marry me.

[Asgard314]

Thank you Archy! XD

[CorianaRaposa]

YES. FUCK YES. HELL. FUCKING. YES.

[Yushi]

You're the most terrific, age-accurate (sounding) Karkat I've heard! I love it!

... And I need an excuse to use the term "douche-muffin" now.

[iZebree]

SQUEEE.

[HetaliaRoseThorn]

I SWEAR...I'm gonna sing this in homeroom with any of my douchebag friends who's willing to sing it with me! XD

[therichgirl0927]

I'm gonna sing this to my new friend. She almost died when I said her Karkitty was Kakalicious :)

[CircDeAutreLunae]

"GODDAMNIT DOC SCRATCH STOP MESSIN' WITH MY MIC!!"

sndkjabkjf lost all my shit there.

[ClaireR1212123]

I played this in computer class. OH the looks I got...

[ClaireR1212123]

@ClaireR1212123 OH. I GOT THE TOP COMMENT?!

Fuck yeah biitche2 <3

[KisaChama]

DAMMIT THIS IS TOO GOOD, I LOVE IT.

KARKAT FANGIRL.

AND THIS DID NOT HELP.

NOT HELP.

AVJHVEJHE.

[MultitudeofColors]

@KisaChama I agree, my dearest friend.

It's impossible to stop.

There's no turning back now.

The Karkaliciousness will consume us both.

[AiydynnIggy]

Is this a male or female singing?

[I4gotmyMANTRA]

@AiydynnIggy Ithink maybe a girl? But a girl doing a damn good impression of a thirteen year old boy.

[kcr33198]

T to the A to the STEY FUCKING TASTEY!!

[pandorscookiejar]

No homo karkat :B

[warXnXpeace]

Sweet Jesus...

[YsabellaIsStillADesu]

This. This needs to go on iTunes.

[Deathnotefinatic13]

@YsabellaIsStillADesu you could download it on flvto.com (Just an idea)

[MsKurokitsune]

sounds a bit like rainbow dash....

[cutiepieeXD]

I CANT STOP LAUGHING!!!! XD I LOVE THIS!!!!

[HayHayGal101]

this is just.....YES XDD

[iobsessovrhetalia1]

Oh...ohmydeargog...how beautiful xD I love this! C: I love the 'Even Egbert wants a piece of me' xD

[SebManifesto]

Oh my god.

[chillicat309]

DAT SONG

=D

[Alchemy777]

Excuse me if I die laughing by how epic this is xD

[nelipotMOJO]

you have got more of these! pleeeeaaaase!?

[tordlover101808]

Thii2...thii2....e.e

II2 AWE2OME! :D

[imsostupidyay]

aheheheheehe

i am suddenly reminded of my fantroll.

She would totaly make this,

then annoy karkat with it,

oh god,

someone stop me

[lilineko1]

OH MOTHERFUCKER YOU ARE SO MOTHERFUCKING FUNNY I WANT TO LAUGH MY EYES OUT AND SEND THEM AS PRESETS TO. Okay, not really, but seriously, this is hilarious.

[guesswatladies]

5 likes, i'll sing this loud in school...... plz like

[1234567pokemonmaster]

10 likes i'll sing this in public.

20 likes i'll sing it in school. again.

30 likes and i'll sing this to my best friend on her birthday :3

[15taileddemonwolfIta]

@1234567pokemonmaster what will you do with 855 likes?

[FanSoulEater]

@1234567pokemonmaster Ooooh you better get a camera

[fireflylight233]

I will do whatever it takes to get a kiss from Broadway Karkat. ANYTHING. It's like... What you would do for a Klondike Bar...but with Homestuck.