Giorgio A. Tsoukalos explains Ancient Aliens

[jadaswarklar]

tsoukalos: the greek alien!

[TrollTheGinger]

Because... Aliens

[VerseHunterV2]

best troll ever

[Supernaut32697]

I'll give you guys three guesses as to what his middle initial stands for.. XP

[hyderulez94]

LOL stoned 

[redefrec]

electricity was not invented, it was discovered

[JordoF6]

I'm not saying it was Nargles but it was Nargles.

[NeuronicPlague]

"Electricity was not invented by our civilization; it's been around for centuries."

PAHAHA. Mmmyes. It's been around for billions of years, in fact.

[Grenadier1939]

the next sci-fi movie: Aliens VS Assonauts. Watch it on 3D

[ryspett]

@Grenadier1939 I want to say you spelled astronaut wrong, but then again I hope you did it on purpose.

[Grenadier1939]

@ryspett I'm not sayin' it was aliens... but you know what follows to that sentence.

[MrSomeidiot13]

The only way that the astronaut theory can be disproven is when ancient aliens come down and freaking kill everyone.

[Antisyzygy]

"The only way the ancient astronaut theory can be disproven, is when the aliens get here and tell us they were never here". <--- Are you fucking kidding me?

[masterchief413]

I'm not saying there was an alien cock up my ass, but there was a cock up my ass. I'm Giorgio A. Tsoukalos and I'm not mental.

[XgusX]

ALIENS brah!

[XxXRangerXxX]

I actually believe this theory as plausible,

and if you can't fathom that then that's good for you, you're entitled to your beliefs, and I mine.

If you can't accept another persons opinion dig a hole and stay in it

[jackieeethepwner]

THESE BEINGS. WHERE DID YOU COME FROM LMFAO oh god alien dude

[anabarakat]

americans

[JordoF6]

@anabarakat Hes greek.

[TheSuhreeuhlTube]

becos....yeth it iz

[inconsp1cuous1515]

so humanity is being trolled -- by ancient aliens...

[BuffaloTPU]

I was watching porn....then all of a sudden......I'm watching aliens.

[collegemuse]

All joking aside, this is so embarrassing, especially because he is greek....there was a great leap from us being primitive to building pyramids - no duh! do some research on predynastic egypr.

[lackofsanity11]

epic troll is epic

[Pyramidsong420]

And the award for "Guy I'd like to smoke a joint with and talk about Aliens" goes to....

[iDanniBee]

tbh I'm just here for the "Aliens" thing.

[TheTrolligator]

He was gang banged by aliens

[DecepticonDevastator]

His hair was fucked up by Aliens.

[TehScreamingWeirdo]

His fucking hair is an alien.

[stabulous]

What if ancient alien guy was an ancient alien so we don't believe in ancient aliens?

[Makaveli456]

Oh.Mah.Gawd

[ASimsPlayer]

18 People are upset that they didn't get to see his disgusting hair.

[Fisher1031]

does this guy ever actually say "I'm not saying it was Aliens... But it was aliens."?

[idiotwithaAK47]

@Fisher1031 I asked that same question....someone said the guy who made the Facebook page just made that line up, lol

[sc2demander]

@Fisher1031 Nope. at least not yet

[SLITTHROAT13]

@Fisher1031 Thats what I want to know

[DuhhMuffin]

Seems legit :3

[PhilLathlin]

Was this before he hired an alien hair dresser.. because he looks human

[RedDevilJohnson]

0:56 Alienborn!

[iHopx3]

Must be a fucking idiot if you believe in the crap. -.- js

[georgestheripper]

Nutella?..Aliens!



[kabookiejoe]

let me get this right.. "aliens visit these ancient cultures in order to help them build buildings with primative tools"

[ArthurYannLB]

@kabookiejoe Well like he said, wasn't a big hand because that would cause way too much suspicion, but a little helping hand. Why not? It's an interesting idea.

[Rozmatronicles]

That's the smartest thing I've ever heard anyone say about anything

[antmayfield]

This guy's thinking

'There's no way niggers made the pyramids! Musta been aliens!'

[thefunkacrylic]

History!

[cornemuz]

What's 9gag ?

[HelluvaButlr]

Still a better love story than Twilight.

[lFUCKEDYOURMOM]

9gag is for faggots.

inb4 10 y/o kids start raging at me.

[GlenMuse795]

@lFUCKEDYOURMOM *8 year old kids. Same goes for Reddit.

[nmathews1000]

@lFUCKEDYOURMOM agree. Reddit is where your supposed to be

[Koryo8]

science for rednecks

[pawnage64]

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY WATCH THE WHOLE VIDEO

[asilentmusical]

i don't think it's a coincidence that this guy looks like Fox Mulder.

[sisisisi1111]

9gag.

nuff said

[hdizzle201o]

9gag brought you here.

[persebaggi]

9gag is awesome

[BishopHatto]

I'm not saying that I farted, but I farted.

[brabanthallen]

"Aliens did it." is almost as bad as "God did it."

[TimothyParadox1]

Sentence 1: he misunderstands the "burden of evidence", which is always on the claimant.

[th3G4mer]

well they told us about mathematics, but they didnt tell the americans about meters!

[meshumekha]

1:46 Holy shit, he used to care about his appearance.

[colin9413c]

is this guy stupid? i don't mean the insult stupid, i mean really, really stupid.

[lightningboysgirl16]

hahaha good info but the guy is a liar :P

[4795623]

@lightningboysgirl16 just stupid, but in a good way

[LetsPanicy]

best thing ever haha

[AngelFacingYou]

@1:50 Herp-a-derp.

[fgsfds8]

Reddit is the cancer of the Internet.

[Casadosmongos]

Gay and fake.

[OriginalPongster]

What the hell is 9gag?

[XxSpyyx]

Anyone that actually thinks 9gag is cool needs to be forcibly removed from the internet. You people are fucking stupid.

[SgtBaker0707]

@XxSpyyx dude its just a website with pictures. some guys think they are funny and some of them think they are not funny but why the fuck are you hatin? nobody forces you to browse 9gag the whole day. you really have too little problems dude

[XxSpyyx]

@SgtBaker0707 No, it's because of places like 9fag and Reddit that bastardize memes and turn them into absolute shit. They have no original content yet they act like they're the funniest fuckers on the planet, and it gets real annoying sometimes.

[Aqua1222]

@XxSpyyx ooh 9fag real clever, not even einstein could think up a name like that

if it annoys you then just ignore them boohoo

[XxSpyyx]

@Aqua1222 You're just upset because you know it's true.

[Aqua1222]

@XxSpyyx i like that you actually think i'm upset

[xraidedlok]

im so pissed that this became a meme.. now its just a bunch of stupid kids making more jokes about the past and extraterrestrial life... theres more too it that guys in spaceships.. you kids are fucking iggnorant and stupid.. watch the first and second season and change your tune

[markmccool]

@xraidedlok

Pffffft. Nice try alien...

[flithyharry]

I'm not saying this guy is a moron, but this guy is a moron

[SgtBaker0707]

what the fuck is your guys problem 9gag is awesome

[Aqua1222]

@SgtBaker0707 9gag is a shitty place i haet fun guise

[SgtBaker0707]

@Aqua1222 you hate fun?

[Aqua1222]

@SgtBaker0707 fun should be banned forever its a terrible thing plaguing everything ever

[SgtBaker0707]

@Aqua1222 hm yeah i guess you are right

[Andredias164]

seriously that website 9gag is a fucking plague...people think are funny for using copy paste memes and "9gagers" or whatever u say think internet memes started in that website.lmao

[napalmman420]

@Andredias164 kinda like 4chan? hahaha.

[TheMainEvent210]

Best cartoon show? Inader zim. There for invader zim was base on real life

[stratocasterbeast]

this guy is smoking too much meth ahahaa

[trollsareinvincible]

makes more sence than indian soap operas x)

[MariahRose7588]

This mans stupidity? Aliens.

[UltrarubikXD]

*Suits itself inside an N7 Armor*

REAPERS!

[JayWay2]

Wow. This guy is dumb.

[kennycantdie67]

something tells me this guy is the biggest subliminal pothead ever

[OoHaRwOooD]

Where is the replay button? Aliens !@!@!

[marks1092]

This is your brain on drugs.

[urbandefinition]

He says electricity wasn't invented by our civilization... electricity wasn't invented, it was harnessed. Stupid dumfag.

[yourballsareinert]

History Channel lost any credibility it had by airing this guy.

[CALlister11]

What a bunch of idiots. Keep dreaming, you'll never see your precious "aliens."

[S00perspud]

1:19 "Electricity was not invented by our civilization" that's right dipshit, electricity was not "invented" at all.

[S00perspud]

0:04 invoking Occam's Razor

[carjasssso]

Is such a thing even possible...

YES IT IS!

[idiotwithaAK47]

Wheres the video that got him famous? When he says "I'm not saying it was Aliens, but it was Aliens".....

[aarn321]

@idiotwithaAK47 I don't think he ever really says that. That line was actually created by the guy who made the popular facebook page based on this guy.

[idiotwithaAK47]

@aarn321 Aw damn! I got excited to hear that!!! I do love how he says 'Ancient Assonauts' tho hahahaha

[FullReception]

@aarn321 this.

[redtitan]

so he never actually says ALIENS right?

[redtitan]

so he never actually says ALIENS right?

[Q3hero]

9gag is the cancer of internet

[samhobson1]

Ancient Alien? Nooooope chuck testa

[FullReception]

@samhobson1 Chuck Testalien

[butterslacks109]

he's on drugs haha

[TheAgven]

̌̈̊́̚͝͠ͅ ̷̧̢̛͖̤̟̺̫̗͚̗͖ͪ̏̔̔̒́ͥ̓ͫ̀ͤ̇ͥ͝ ̡̊͛̇ ͫ̉ͦ̊̀̔ͧͮ͆̽ͦͩ͋̌͗̚̚҉̵͖̟!̸̶͚͖͖̩̻̩­̗͍̮̙̈͊͛̈͒̍̐ͣͩ̋ͨ̓̊ ̌̈̊́̚͝͠ͅ ̷̧̢̛͖̤̟̺̫̗͚̗͖ͪ̏̔̔̒́ͥ̓ͫ̀ͤ̇ͥ͝

[ahsdihasdbuasbduasbu]

@TheAgven how?

[Psyphoriac]

I switched tabs in my browser and at 1:08 I thought someone was fapping.

[MrMe3101]

I'm not saying it was Aliens, but it was aliens.

[firewindwiki]

He has epic hair and so all his arguments are valid

[HaloModder555]

Fuck logic!

[TheVexxillo]

Ancient aliens should come back and re-style his fuckin hair!

[VYaCanisMajoris]

what an idiot.... 

[m00c0wm1lk]

the wilder his hair is the crazier his theorys

[wolfkingewan]

the fuck happend to his hair?

*with hands and crazy hair* "hairdressers :)"

[GIURION]

@wolfkingewan Aliens?

[sexo2141]

ALIENS \O.O/

[shad0wMata]

this asshole is 25 cents short of a quarter.

[andthewinnerisJ]

One Flew Over Coockos Nest. Nuf said

[aaronblack777]

This guy is almost as bad as Glenn Beck... almost.

[jrtgomhnueho]

ASIANS

[Bummville]

lol at 1:42 he looks normal and at 1:57 he went crazy

[toSTONEiGO]

makes more sense than Christianity....

[didi89s]

@toSTONEiGO less bullshit,more video enjoying.

[aliesneo]

@toSTONEiGO winner.

[K3yB04dG000n]

@toSTONEiGO Eh, but at least Christianity has an excuse haha this moron doesnt

[peronkop]

Electricity has been around for about mmmmmmmmmmmmmm... 13.4 billion years,

[mikethemikeful]

This is legit...



[Fredistheocean]

Makes perfect sense.

[SubversiveDarkness]

this must have been before he got abducted by aliens

[PHILLYandBILLY]

Haha, the way this guy talks sort of reminds me of Trale Lewous (hilarious character played by Nathan Barnatt on YouTube)

[officialandrea71]

this guy got even more famous because of 9gag.

[HectorFeliz1231]

@officialandrea71 ALIENS

[hallmargauti]

@officialandrea71 No he got famous because of 4chan.

[hallmargauti]

@hallmargauti Or, 4chan had the meme going on, it passed on on the internet then 9gag picked it up a LOOOOONG time after.

[TRIARII117]

@officialandrea71 no he got famous because of aliens.

[RawrTheDinosaur10]

@officialandrea71 9gag is why we have wars.

[iamTehBagels]

@officialandrea71 Stupid 9gag people are stupid. This was originally on 4chan and then funnyjunk. funnyjunk has been around for over 10 years and 9gag has been widely known for a year. You might as well go on funnyjunk because 9gag steals from funnyjunk. I saw a post on 9gag with a funnyjunk watermark on it.

[kurtywurty85]

@iamTehBagels ohh shadddupppp

[Aericron247]

@officialandrea71 this guy was famous -before- 9gag.

[forgetfulcarrot]

@ItsMisterRed Incorrect, 4Chan is the cancer of the internet..

[NickDaMan0]

@forgetfulcarrot

No, he's correct. 9gag is for sheep who enjoy eating the leftovers of the internet. When everyone else gets done laughing at the newest shit, you guys just find out about it.

[forgetfulcarrot]

@NickDaMan0 Cancer kills thing, sheep eating grass doesn't do jack shit, and don't affiliate me with 9gag...

[NickDaMan0]

@forgetfulcarrot

"Sheep" as in "tools", as in "people who just do what they're told to by the shepherds". Except 9gag's shepherds are just a bunch of big faggots.

[forgetfulcarrot]

@NickDaMan0 I am ashamed I have to share oxygen with people that abuse others over such minor things as internet sites..

[NickDaMan0]

@forgetfulcarrot

Good retort. Your thesis was unstoppable, and the evidence supporting it was incredible. Good job.

Just kidding, you suck.

[forgetfulcarrot]

@NickDaMan0 My evidence? All im saying is that sheep eat grass, and cancer kills.. nothing more, love you bro :)

[NickDaMan0]

@forgetfulcarrot

~<3

[LameLoura]

@ItsMisterRed but Obama is a cactus.

[ItsMisterRed]

@LameLoura I'd say the sun's mass indicates otherwise.

[CoLdZeRo92]

@ItsMisterRed Prepare....

[ItsMisterRed]

@CoLdZeRo92 for candy?

[SuperLABD]

@ItsMisterRed pREPER TO HAVE YOUR ANUS DESTROYED

[ItsMisterRed]

@SuperLABD You'd need a penis for that, but I guess a cactus would do the trick.

[lux2mars]

@ItsMisterRed the army is coming for you, brace yourself

[Kreweta18]

@ItsMisterRed Bitch... Go and fuck yourself....

Besides that idea abut cactus... sick minded fuck... O_o

[IllusiveSerb]

@ItsMisterRed Hey.

...

9gag

U MAD?

[Miiindsetzz]

@officialandrea71 9Gag? Nigga you for real?

[Takefear]

@officialandrea71 9Gag ?!?!?! LMFAO. You sir are wrong

[wesselbindt]

@officialandrea71

fag

[toSTONEiGO]

@officialandrea71 are you retarded? 4chan? reddit? cheezburger? tumblr?

[slicer302]

@officialandrea71 9GAG? That meme was here before the site was even in the creators thoughts.