Hey I'm almost 70 years old and have been jacking off for about 58 years. I ain't blind or crazy yet so I guess my mom and the Pope were wrong! Jacking off is in fact one of the things that made me the great man that I am today! I would no more stop masturbating than I would stop eating! Truly one of the joys of life! ! People who DON'T masturbate usually turn into horny priests, weenie waving exhibitionists or up tight Republicans! I think I'll go beat my meat right now! Bye bye!
Hey I'm almost 70 years old and have been jacking off for about 58 years. I ain't blind or crazy yet so I guess my mom and the Pope were wrong! Jacking off is in fact one of the things that made me the great man that I am today! I would no more stop masturbating than I would stop eating! Truly one of the joys of life! ! People who DON'T masturbate usually turn into horny priests, weenie waving exhibitionists or up tight Republicans! I think I'll go beat my meat right now! Bye bye!
haha oh wow. your right our parts look SO random. but basically our advice to jack- fill your day with dancing, eating bananas, marshmallow gun wars, and watching trace cyrus. you'll stop masturbating in no time!! haha
but the video looks great!! haha hopefully the hustlers have helped :]
CarCrashHearts5 soo funny!
sexykatie90 1 year ago
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Hey I'm almost 70 years old and have been jacking off for about 58 years. I ain't blind or crazy yet so I guess my mom and the Pope were wrong! Jacking off is in fact one of the things that made me the great man that I am today! I would no more stop masturbating than I would stop eating! Truly one of the joys of life! ! People who DON'T masturbate usually turn into horny priests, weenie waving exhibitionists or up tight Republicans! I think I'll go beat my meat right now! Bye bye!
californiamike 1 year ago
Hey I'm almost 70 years old and have been jacking off for about 58 years. I ain't blind or crazy yet so I guess my mom and the Pope were wrong! Jacking off is in fact one of the things that made me the great man that I am today! I would no more stop masturbating than I would stop eating! Truly one of the joys of life! ! People who DON'T masturbate usually turn into horny priests, weenie waving exhibitionists or up tight Republicans! I think I'll go beat my meat right now! Bye bye!
californiamike 1 year ago
the girl @ 1:27 is so nasty!!!!!!!!!!!! its not great! i didnt watch the whole thing....men can do what they want fuck you
ladygaga0123456789 1 year ago
OMG I JUST WATCHED ` guy 1 cup and it's FUCKING DISGUSTIING OMG DID HE DO IT ON PURPOSE???? OMG IM GONA CRYY
warrio0141 2 years ago 2
@warrio0141 i thing i just did
ladygaga0123456789 1 year ago
HAHAHA, i love the hustler club. ;D
yoitskylie 2 years ago
im new to the whole hustler club thing, but ive known about it forever. just never had money.
this is a great video, and now im going to fall off the bed from laughing. XD
falloutatthediso19 2 years ago
Stop telling guys to stop masterbating they can do what they want. This vid is krazy. Let them do it it is healthy.
miniskirt13 2 years ago 6
sorry not happenin.
no masterbation makes my urges worse.
miniskirt13 2 years ago
... i bet half of them are from jack though
EmAllTimeLow 2 years ago
omg over 2000 views... oh gosh
EmAllTimeLow 2 years ago
Haha I love this :D
Hustlers = Amazing.
I kinda wish i would've participated. Oh well.
:D
GreenPandaParade 2 years ago
haha. Eva randomly dancing. xD
HAHHA. Laura. xDD
teehee. Why did I never watch this? I feel horrid now. xD
iHeartJakeEpstein 2 years ago
lol at the barakittens! hahaha
ATLover05 2 years ago
hahahah, kelly told me to watch this<3
JennyHero 2 years ago
was the whole thing with trace//metro station, supposed to be making fun of them?
courtniexcupcake 2 years ago
oo nooo u dont put trace cyrus on ur vid.. very wrong!!
ALWAYSMETRO 3 years ago
ahahahah love it
snapssforbecca2 3 years ago
Oh, this madde my day ahah. (:
ZackyVBayBay 3 years ago
why is this embarassing ha. and this has mad views
lobstersattack 3 years ago
haha agreedd its not embarrassing, im proud of it!
Xocrazy4aliasoxx 3 years ago
wow. embarrassing.
stfucatherine 3 years ago
im putting it on alex's myspace justa heads up =)
Xocrazy4aliasoxx 3 years ago
"Jesus is frowning right now!"
lmfao :D
and the trace cyrus barbie made me laugh so hard :D
oh and im marisa_nicole from the thc boards (:
lookmarisaisonxo 3 years ago
haha heyy Im iremembereverysunday on the boards =) aka Laura
Xocrazy4aliasoxx 3 years ago
ohh hey (:
lmao are you commenting it to alex?
lookmarisaisonxo 3 years ago
Grrrr i wish i did this
bertiebeetle101 3 years ago
damit should have sent my vid in....
but i love it...
kissmyace36 3 years ago
Shit. I wished I enterend my video.
HAHAH
grande0J0S 3 years ago
oh god I can't believe I did this lol
SierraHCOlove 3 years ago
haha this turned out great, you guys are too funny, im bummed i couldn't do this though.
SpiceAngel 3 years ago
ahahah this video turned out good.
loved it.
chaoticmusicfreak 3 years ago
heres an idea: instead of masturbating, FUCK ME
bethbreakdown0614 3 years ago
Hahahahaha. I love this.
But I wish I was on it. =/
Damn, I should get on the boards more.
Britinda 3 years ago
HAHAHAHA I LOVE THIS. <3
lobstersattack 3 years ago
this is amazing.
ell0therexWHOA 3 years ago
LAURA IS FREAKING DISTURBING, THNX FOR RUINING MY TEENAGE YEARS.
loveyougirl.<3
its theresa btw.
crasian10 3 years ago
hehehe no problem hun =)
lovetoutoo!
its Laura btw
Xocrazy4aliasoxx 3 years ago
omg laura
you have a very, VERY sick mind
jonasandblg 3 years ago
The video turned out amazing!
I just have a tiny little picture xD
TheDarkBeanie 3 years ago
Hahahahahaha. The "I'm watching you" killed me.
"And whisking you off on his banana" Hahaha.
"Alex Gaskarth" is the best part!
Oh man. Jack oughta love this! ATL definitely has the greatest, best, funniest fans ever!
TanisterATL 3 years ago
& rofl, who is the "Alex"?
haleyxfax 3 years ago
i cant tell
maybe theresa??
jonasandblg 3 years ago
naaaaah, my video didnt get in. wasnt the right format roofl.
crasian10 3 years ago
never mind then
do u know who it is??
jonasandblg 3 years ago
I think it might be steph.
JK GURL!!! ITS GASKARTH HIMSELF. lmao.
crasian10 3 years ago
rofl, gaskarth got really super creepy then!
haleyxfax 3 years ago
hmmm...
i think you mught be right.
about both.
jonasandblg 3 years ago
yeah, steph is gaskarth. i love her lol
CarCrashHearts5 3 years ago
lmao, i love how much revolves around trace cyrus/metro station.
haha, laura's part was hilarious
psychochic11 3 years ago
hehe thank you
its laura =) btw
Xocrazy4aliasoxx 3 years ago
aww:D it was amazzingg:)
OH YEAH BTW, DONT GO WATCH THE VIDEO LINK THINGIE IF YOU'RE READING THIS AND NOT JACK! IT'LL RUIN YOUR LIFEE
haleyxfax 3 years ago
haha oh wow. your right our parts look SO random. but basically our advice to jack- fill your day with dancing, eating bananas, marshmallow gun wars, and watching trace cyrus. you'll stop masturbating in no time!! haha
but the video looks great!! haha hopefully the hustlers have helped :]
EmAllTimeLow 3 years ago
oh wow! the video looks really good :) good luck jack!!!
and omg my part in the video looks so random and weird!! hahaha
xpsxiluvyou 3 years ago